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This is what happens when cows attack, they came out of nowhere and the next thing I know their acid breath is on my arm, and the sticky tongue to try and draw my arm into their mouth to eat. Lol! I wish that was the real story. What actually happened was more along the lines of a friend of mine and I were walking across a field, and I stopped to take a picture of these certain cows nearby. As soon as I had raised the camera to take the shot, I felt warm breath on my arm, and looked down just in time to take a picture, and notice that the cow wanted to see what a human tasted like. It had scared me at first because unbeknownst to me, when I was adjusting the camera to take the picture, the cows decided to stop by and say hello.