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::DigiCamMan
08/14/06 5:07 AM GMT
When I was young (last week) I was the worst at picking up chicks. I couldn't pick up a bag lady with a $100 bill. All the pick up lines were so cheesy. Anyone got any good ones? Girls you can speak up...after all you heard em all.
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. G. K. Chesterton ........ My Gallery

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::DigiCamMan
08/16/06 3:48 AM GMT
Nice try Lauren....but you are on the wrong thread....now pick up yer lips and head over there.
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. G. K. Chesterton ........ My Gallery
.CurtieBear
08/16/06 6:09 AM GMT
ok.. this was said inocently enough... at a department store by the jewelry case, there was a pin, shaped like a screw, and I says...
"Look dear, you wanna screw?"
Suddenly, people are turning red and laughing around me.. :o(
I still don't get it...
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Even gay animals need lovin' too
::DigiCamMan
08/16/06 6:43 AM GMT
Why didn't I realize this was going to happen? *sigh*
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. G. K. Chesterton ........ My Gallery
::razorjack51
08/16/06 10:23 AM GMT
"Is it hot in here or is it just you?" "Your pants are like a mirror, I can totally see myself in them."..=)
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"Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures." -Henry Ward Beecher My Gallery
::laurengary
08/16/06 3:01 PM GMT
Sorry Jerry .... I guess I'm still in shock over my loss
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I'm not myself today .......maybe I'm you !! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::DigiCamMan
08/16/06 6:51 PM GMT
That's ok Lauren....you have a lot on your face....er....I mean mind.
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. G. K. Chesterton ........ My Gallery
::laurengary
08/17/06 1:05 AM GMT
LOL...
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I'm not myself today .......maybe I'm you !! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::third_eye
08/17/06 1:27 AM GMT
hmm, i wonder..if someone has red bumps, it might be crabs..so if someone has bright pearly bumps..do they have.....oysters? :P
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I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band, I saw a needle that winked its eye. But I think I will have seen everything When I see an elephant fly. MY GALLERY
::timw4mail
08/17/06 1:32 AM GMT
The best *cough* one:

Did it hurt?...When you fell from Heaven?
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"But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness." - 2 Timothy 2:16 (KJV) <- ->If what I write offends you, please think about why it does, and earnestly look at my perspective. I shall do my best to look at your perspective too. :^) Timothy J. Warren | http://timshomepage.co.nr | My Gallery| My DeviantArt Gallery| AIM: aviat4ion
::razorjack51
08/17/06 1:53 AM GMT
"You show me yours and I'll show ya mine."..=P
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"Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures." -Henry Ward Beecher My Gallery
.Jhihmoac
08/30/06 11:37 AM GMT
This would be a GREAT pick-up line..especially if it ever happened...(LOL)

"I have about five millions dollars in cash that I have to blow in 30 days time...Now what are you willing to do for me in order to share in what possibly will be the most memorable time in your life?"
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"Let us forever cherish and hold sacred these moments...for it is our undoing ...should we forget..." -William Shakespeare ... Visit Jhihmoac's Gallery
.animaniactoo
09/17/06 5:57 AM GMT
"do you have any italian in you?"
"no? would you like some?" 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
mary_kyr
09/17/06 12:09 AM GMT
that's a good one:
was your daddy a thief?
excuse me???
i'm just asking, coz he stole the stars from the sky and put them all in your eyes...
aaaaargh!!!
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even my weaknesses are stronger than me...
.CurtieBear
09/18/06 5:48 AM GMT
*leans on bar. raises eyebrw*
*speaking in a deep, throaty voice*
Hi there... Come here often?
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::DigiCamMan
09/18/06 5:58 AM GMT
*leans over with vomit on chin and says* what do you care, you into guys?
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::noahnott
09/18/06 5:59 AM GMT
Rofl...
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Me @ devART
.CurtieBear
09/18/06 6:18 AM GMT
Umm.. dude... you're dribblin' something

*sniff, sniff*

And... you need a shower too...

*rolls eyes*
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::DigiCamMan
09/18/06 6:28 AM GMT
Whew....that's a relief...thanks...I was afraid you wanted to kiss me.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
.CurtieBear
09/18/06 8:38 AM GMT
Why? Has hell froze over yet?
*blows a raspberry at jerry*
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::kidder
09/18/06 1:18 PM GMT
To waitress: I'll have the sheepherder special; a cup of coffee & a piece of ewe.(you)
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GOD PUT ME on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die. Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes cartoonist VISIT MY GALLERY
::kidder
09/18/06 11:24 PM GMT
Is your name parking ticket?? cuz you got FINE written all over you!!

Were you smiling at me or did the sun just start shining in here??
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GOD PUT ME on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die. Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes cartoonist VISIT MY GALLERY
::laurengary
09/19/06 1:12 AM GMT
Hey babe .. wanna beer ? Or anything else ?

Blechhh
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My parents made me what I am today ....... I'm thinking of suing ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::doubleheader
09/19/06 1:33 AM GMT
What kinda rack ya got hangin off that?
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I expand my perception of the world and accept my strength to change my mind.
::kidder
09/20/06 3:04 AM GMT
Got any pancakes, cuz as sweet as your smile is we could use it for syrup...
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GOD PUT ME on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die. Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes cartoonist VISIT MY GALLERY
::DigiCamMan
09/20/06 3:11 AM GMT
Burp!
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
.CurtieBear
09/20/06 5:19 AM GMT
You old romantic you, Jerry.:oP
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::DigiCamMan
09/20/06 5:52 AM GMT
Yeah....you either got it or you don't...seems I got it.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::farmgirl_pml
09/20/06 6:15 AM GMT
Double Burp!
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Friends are like shining stars. You may not always see them, but you know they are always there for you.
::DigiCamMan
09/20/06 6:27 AM GMT
Well hi there...come here often? What's yer sign? Burp!
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::farmgirl_pml
09/20/06 6:32 AM GMT
Gettin' a little fresh there ... huh Jerry. You tell me your sign first ... then I may tell mine. Burp!
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Friends are like shining stars. You may not always see them, but you know they are always there for you.
::farmgirl_pml
09/20/06 6:33 AM GMT
Gettin' a little personal there ... huh Jerry. You tell me your sign first ... then I may tell mine. Burp!
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Friends are like shining stars. You may not always see them, but you know they are always there for you.
::DigiCamMan
09/20/06 6:43 AM GMT
Twins are ya?
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::DigiCamMan
09/20/06 6:44 AM GMT
Well my sign is 'caution dynamite'
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::farmgirl_pml
09/20/06 6:54 AM GMT
My sign is "Montana Glitter Moonshine"

My twins sign is "Montana Glitter Twin Peaks"

No dynamite can touch either one ... LOL.
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Friends are like shining stars. You may not always see them, but you know they are always there for you.
::DigiCamMan
09/20/06 8:14 AM GMT
My other sign is 'No Montana Glitter Allowed'.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::farmgirl_pml
09/20/06 8:32 AM GMT
My REAL sign is ... Sorry bud, I'm already taken

So whatcha wearin' ?
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Friends are like shining stars. You may not always see them, but you know they are always there for you.
::DigiCamMan
09/20/06 9:02 AM GMT
I know what you mean....I was taken a long time ago. What am I wearing? A cute pink lace skirt with a flowery pastel blouse, pastel blue purse with matching shoes and a Seattle Mariner baseball cap.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::farmgirl_pml
09/20/06 9:07 AM GMT
Sounds kind of "foofy' to me & don't tell me you are a Mariner's cheerleader.
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Friends are like shining stars. You may not always see them, but you know they are always there for you.
::DigiCamMan
09/21/06 12:52 AM GMT
No I'm not....just feelin kinda foofy...I'm over it now.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::farmgirl_pml
09/21/06 5:48 AM GMT
Yeah, I was feeling a little foofy also & I'm still not over it. LOL
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Friends are like shining stars. You may not always see them, but you know they are always there for you.
::DigiCamMan
09/21/06 5:50 AM GMT
Yer a girl so you can stay foofy. It's accepted by society and is normal.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::farmgirl_pml
09/21/06 6:34 AM GMT
I've been "foofed" by society, huh. So what else is new????

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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Friends are like shining stars. You may not always see them, but you know they are always there for you.
::DigiCamMan
09/21/06 8:40 AM GMT
My name is Bubba...my number is three.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::farmgirl_pml
09/21/06 8:43 AM GMT
Nice to meet you Bubba ... did you know 3 is my lucky number? Imagine that. LOL.
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Friends are like shining stars. You may not always see them, but you know they are always there for you.
::DigiCamMan
09/21/06 6:49 PM GMT
Uhhhhhh....I fergot...my number is 2....dummy me.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
.Jhihmoac
10/02/06 12:27 AM GMT
Male patron to pretty barmaid: "Hello, my mane is Slim, the cowpoke...and I'm the man your Momma warned you about!!!"
Pretty barmaid to Slim: "Hi...I'm Rose, the barmaid....Standing right behind you is Max, the bouncer...and he's the MAN this MOMMA is warning YOU about!!!"
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"Let us forever cherish and hold sacred these moments...for it is our undoing ...should we forget..." -William Shakespeare ... Visit Jhihmoac's Gallery
.purmusic
10/02/06 1:35 AM GMT
"Welll ... I'd be ur daddy ... but the dog beat me over the fence."

Hmm? Ohhhh ... pickup line!?!? ... kk, I got you now.

But you know ... it all makes sense now as to my particular success in the art of seduction ... and allll of the outstanding restraining orders. :oP
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::Nikoli
10/02/06 4:49 PM GMT
Here we go.

>>>> I hated Elvis however I loved his Music! <<<<

Anything that gets an ''EXCUSE ME''? Whilst stoood at the bar is good. Why? Having a conversation is better than a slap I have found!
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One day ''LES'', we will be free!
::kidder
10/02/06 5:17 PM GMT
That shoore is a nice pickup ya got there!!
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GOD PUT ME on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die. Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes cartoonist VISIT MY GALLERY
.purmusic
10/02/06 8:15 PM GMT
"My wallet is a little full at the moment ... would you care to hold some money for me?"
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::third_eye
10/02/06 8:32 PM GMT
"Yes, hello? This is the Daily Goldbricker calling, we have information on a new mark, um I mean sucker...no that's not it either...Sugar daddy...yes, that's it. Les you say his name is? *snicker* It will be soon....we have just the lady for him..."
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
.purmusic
10/02/06 8:34 PM GMT
But ... but ... I thought Cat was taken? :oP
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
.CurtieBear
10/03/06 5:45 AM GMT
Hi there Les... I'm MaliBlue Barbie... Come here often?

*nudge, nudge, wink, wink*
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
::DigiCamMan
10/03/06 6:13 AM GMT
Plug your ears and don't look Les! It's Curt in drag! I knew it! He's a drag queen.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::DigiCamMan
10/03/06 6:26 AM GMT
Here's one fer ya......you walk into a bar, a girl a laying out a line of coke...you run in and sweep it into your hand and run. She yells 'what are you doing'? You yell back 'pick up lines'. Get it?..............pick up lines........ok let me splain it.......
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
.CurtieBear
10/03/06 6:28 AM GMT
Ummm... ok

*backs away slowly....*
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
::DigiCamMan
10/03/06 6:37 AM GMT
*backs away slowly with Curt*
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::cgImagery
10/04/06 5:04 AM GMT
*doesn't pay attention to the above posts lol*

i got one...say hello beautiful and they're all like "aww"
then u win lol.

>_>
<_<
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Acting dumb leads to success.
::laurengary
10/04/06 5:17 AM GMT
No you don't ... Not in any real bar
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::J_272004
10/04/06 5:18 AM GMT
LOL... Is there anywhere you havent been Lauren... LMAO
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MY GALLERY ........... "Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece"
::laurengary
10/04/06 5:19 AM GMT
plenty of places ... but LOL I'm working on it ! :o)
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
.CurtieBear
10/04/06 5:20 AM GMT
So, which one is the outside voice? And which is in the inside?
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
::J_272004
10/04/06 5:21 AM GMT
She's the evil twin
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MY GALLERY ........... "Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece"
.CurtieBear
10/04/06 5:22 AM GMT
So... she the inie or outtie? lol
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
::J_272004
10/04/06 5:24 AM GMT
LMAO....
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MY GALLERY ........... "Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece"
::laurengary
10/04/06 5:24 AM GMT
She's the evil twin XD
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::J_272004
10/04/06 6:06 AM GMT
LOL..... me??? evil???? I didnt clone me... LOL..
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MY GALLERY ........... "Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece"
::laurengary
10/04/06 6:08 AM GMT
You say that NOW ... but who really knows the truth ?!
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::J_272004
10/04/06 6:18 AM GMT
LOL... i'm getting a headache from talking to myself and chasing myself.. lol
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MY GALLERY ........... "Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece"
.purmusic
10/04/06 11:59 AM GMT
"Do you two come here often?"
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::Nikoli
10/04/06 3:27 PM GMT
Sorry if the followin offends anyone.

If you can imagine holding a meat and potatoe pie (hand sized) in on hand a pint of bitter in another whilst smoking a cig. Could you say the followin...........?

'' YOU DONT SWEAT MUCH FOR A BIG FAT LASS '' !

Welcome to the North West Of England.......!
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Suck a lemon.
.purmusic
10/04/06 4:06 PM GMT
LOL.

And you say you have a partner in crime? Or did you say you have a big foot stuck somewheres where the sun don't shine?

Waits with finger poised over speed dial number for the 'cleaning' crew ... once more. :oP

*Editing may just become an important skill around here. :oP
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::Nikoli
10/04/06 4:12 PM GMT
Wats the difference between Eva Longoria and Heidi Klum.

......................>> Y O U <<.......................(Winks with a tinkle in his eye) ;-)

Want some Krystal.....? Buy your own then you poacher! lol lol.
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Suck a lemon.
::DigiCamMan
10/04/06 11:52 PM GMT
I sure hope you meant 'with a twinkle in his eye'.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
.animaniactoo
10/05/06 12:44 AM GMT
lmao.

pardon me… did Cookieman just call me (ok, well… 2 days ago) a golddigger!?!??

*squirms* well… my bf did buy me books and then I was really nice to him. *ducks head*
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
.CurtieBear
10/05/06 5:41 AM GMT
LAMO... "a tinkle inhis eye", too funny. :o)
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
.purmusic
10/05/06 11:04 AM GMT
I think this thread is demanding to know the exact definitions of one; "tinkle" from Nik and two, "really nice" from Cat.

You can PM us if you like to abide by the COC rules ... if ... if necessary. :oP

Hey ... 'tinkle' could mean something entirely different across the pond ... er ... uhm ... Nik, you're on your own here ... I tried. :oP

Cat could have 'baked' something for A1. You know ... put 'something in the oven' as a treat ... we ... just don't know ... and I, for one, am willing to extend the benefit of an innuendoistic doubt her way. ;o)
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::Nikoli
10/05/06 11:48 AM GMT
Wat u think I am a god damn dictionary. Jus coz I talk it dunt mean I need to spell it!

Weeps yes twinkle! Sorry peeps. (Bows in shame).

x
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Suck a lemon / add a lime.
.purmusic
10/05/06 11:54 AM GMT
*hands Nik a lemon*

Yay!! Lemonade for all (confident that Nik will make the best of his faux pas and rectify the situ) ... mixed with some Lucozade. :oP
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::Nikoli
10/05/06 11:54 AM GMT
MMMMMM Lucozade.
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Suck a lemon / add a lime.
.CurtieBear
10/06/06 5:47 AM GMT
You know, I have a T-shirt with my pick-up line. Unfortunately, this is a family site and I can't really post what it says here. :o)
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
::DigiCamMan
10/06/06 5:57 AM GMT
It's not that 'kick me' one is it?
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
.CurtieBear
10/06/06 6:48 AM GMT
ummm... no. Not quite.
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
::Nikoli
10/06/06 8:29 AM GMT
*** Have you ever had the chance to understand the difference between a gentleman and a rogue? ***

Oh and if your ever in Newcastle Upon Tyne. Go to the quayside to one of the nice bars about 7.00pm. Buy a bottle of reasonable champagne and get about 7 glasses. Sit at a table on your own drinking what ever your tipple is and wait. You will soon have company. Trust me this works all over.
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Suck a lemon / add a lime.
::DigiCamMan
10/06/06 8:33 AM GMT
Too busy...but generally a gentleman washes his hands after using the bathroom.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
.purmusic
10/06/06 10:44 AM GMT
And if one doesn't wash his hands after using the facilities ... he is considered??

Ahh, now I remember ... a waiter. :oP

I got this next contribution for the thread from Tim.

"So ... you're a girl huh?"

According to him ... works like a charm. :oP
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
&KEIFER
10/06/06 10:52 AM GMT
(*scribbles that down*) .... I'll try anything at this point
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.purmusic
10/06/06 10:55 AM GMT
Good thing you posted too Keith.

Needed some yin to the yang I have been slinging at Tim. Felt kind of bad, to tell the truth. :o(

Tim also gave this one:

"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy." :oP
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::Nikoli
10/06/06 11:08 AM GMT
Now now les has the cold of the North reached the southern regions of your core. Bless!

''You obviously a good lookin girl but im sorry I just cant accept there is not more to you than that. Would you like a drink and a chat to prove me right. The first time a man has been right i would guess with you''!

Bang welcome to an empty wallet. (shallow I know).
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" The fortune which nobody sees makes a person happy and unenvied. " -- Francis Bacon
.purmusic
10/06/06 11:13 AM GMT
Ok then ... the heavy artillery ... opening the vault ... is that what you want? Done and done. Try this one:

"There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself ..."
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
.CurtieBear
10/06/06 11:19 AM GMT
"Well, it ain't gonn s*** itself."
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
.purmusic
10/06/06 11:21 AM GMT
LOLOLOLOL.

And to quote yourownself ... "Oh ... my ... gawd." O-O
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
.CurtieBear
10/06/06 11:22 AM GMT
Yes, that what my T-shirt says.. lol
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
::Nikoli
10/06/06 11:27 AM GMT
LMAO. Bless your little cotton socks.
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" The fortune which nobody sees makes a person happy and unenvied. " -- Francis Bacon
.CurtieBear
10/06/06 11:30 AM GMT
White Cotton socks and tightie whities.. lol
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
NinJaConverse
10/24/06 11:11 PM GMT
omg this is a good one lol


ok

did it hurt?
when you fell frome heaven??

omg someones actually said that to me
lol
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myspace me www.myspace.com/asiansfly <3
.DixieNormus
10/24/06 11:21 PM GMT
Here's another cheesy pick up line: Screw me if I'm wrong....but don't I know you?
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::madmaven
10/24/06 11:23 PM GMT
YOUR USER NAME IS A PICK UP LINE, RANDY! hahahaha
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Help Wanted: Clone needed to take over my duties so that I can stay on Caedes all day...
.DixieNormus
10/24/06 11:24 PM GMT
LOL....Thanx babesy! Oh...I owe you a smooch. MUAH!
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NinJaConverse
10/24/06 11:24 PM GMT
lol omg yea it is lol
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myspace me www.myspace.com/asiansfly <3

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