BAR

OFFICIALLY OPEN......
Our own Caedesian Bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A place where nothing is "offtopic" or "ontopic" and we can all play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naturally....Caedes owns the bar.....:)
Jhihmoac....is our "Barkeep".........and me...the MisManager. :)
Drinks....they are ALWAYS on the house!
Darts, Karaoke, dancing and darts....drunkards, and coffee and tea-cups -n-TARTS.
Come on in...name your poison.....tell the Barkeep what kinda day you had....
share a poem...a joke....VENT.....and be happy.
If you get out of hand or unruly { mean to others}.....we have some good BOUNCERS....
{ and by that, I don't mean we are all bra-less....}
ANIMANIAC.....KIEFER and RAZORJACK51......are our BOUNCERS....:)
They don't know yet....but if they don't want the job.....we will scout for other applicants.:)
ROCKIN RANDY { HottRockin} is our DEEJAY} but we have a juke box on those off-times...so put anudder nickel in our nippelodeon ....♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

Gregg,I tip my glass to your comment! Cheers! as I steady myself on the stool.

(Puts hand in mouth of moose head on wall)

"GONE!!!! Little devils... That's it! Next time, I'm gonna have my secret stash...IN secret!" :P

With a sheepishly grin on my face I say "it wasn't me Ron". Not this time. *Winks*

Terri, it is so great to have you back ... you have been dearly missed, but things have been quiet around here. Starts singing "Where have all the good times gone?" ... which turns into "It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere" ... and everyone joins in.

Now that's more like it.

Since I can't carry a note, I will keep my voice down, and let the others carry it, but that might change with the amount of tips of the glass. :)

"Bartender?"

"A glass of milk, properly chilled.. please. Thank you. Now where's that complimentary bowl of cookies to nosh on?"

.....RON!!!!!!!!!! that was NOT your hand in the mouth of that moose!!!!!!!!!! *gasps*

I'd NEVER throw a drink in your face, Eggie!
(sings loudly with tigger3}, hugs Danika, slips "a mickey" into Les's milk.....{has anybody tried BUTTERED POPCORN VODKA yet?}

I have not heard of Buttered popcorn vodka? I bet you can tie one on with that one! Lol! I'm starting to get into the huggy mood, :)

(*tries to discern where everyone is..*)

Whoooooaa.. I am seeing.. triple.

That milk went straight to me head!

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Hugs?

(*opens arms.. loses balance.. falls into the punch*)

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And yous thought I was nutz for wearing my Speedo to the party.

:oP

Blah...Blah...and BLAH!

(walks over to jukebox and passes "magic glove" over it)

Thanks, Mr. Music...

The one thing nice about HUGS ... they are always free.

Buttered Popcorn Vodka sounds wonderful ... orders up a round.

Whispers to Les ... You have your Speedo on backwards.

Ya know.. I really should wear my glasses when getting dressed, or partly undressed as the case may be.

Let me just fix that Speedo thing right now..

Ah Les, you can leave that speedo thing just the way it is, it will make the evening even more interesting, as I wave at Sherree to come over for a tip of the glass, and well check things out. :)
Waiting on Ron for the next song. Gregg must have quit for the night, is that him I see passed out over in the corner?

"Magic Glove" time again...

W-3

K-6

Q-1

J-8

(Almost trips over one of Auntie's funky footwear on way back behind counter)

Put another coin in the jukebox, it's way to quiet! :)

R-1

I Drink to That ...

oopsie

I'm enjoying the music Sherree, I'll join you in a tip of the glass. :)

(Walks to JB and snaps fingers)

N-3

M-7

J-6

K-1

Everybody must be passed out, as I sit here, and enjoy the music :)

I'll keep you company, Tigs... and toast all the shenanigans with a last bit of Irish coffee.

Wakes up with one eye open, one eye closed.

Did someone say Irish coffee? ... pour me a cuppa.

(*shows up wearing a surgeon's mask*)

I'll just be here in the corner.. don't want anyone to catch what is ailing me at the moment.

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And I shall be monitoring the refreshment table, cookies in particular.

Go over the socially deemed acceptable limit?

I will cough on your plate..


>:oD

Gaaahhh! It's Hannibal what's-his-name!

oh... wait... it's just Les guarding the cookies... note that I did not say, 'his' cookies...

where's my Irish coffee? It'll go well with the cookies Les didn't cough on because I stole them before he could...

hehehe

"It'll go well with the cookies Les didn't cough on because I stole them before he could..."

True, true.. but..

(*points in the general vicinity of the refreshment table*)


G'ahead.

Try and figure out which and/or what..

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No amount of bleach is going to disinfect that thing. Enjoy your Irish Coffees!

(*insert the evilest of evil grins.. here*)

Bleach?? In Irish coffee?? Fie! For shame! It's a sin to ruin a good Irish coffee. Do not pass go, go straight to the "You're Banned' thread.

Lol! I ready for some Irish coffee myself, I would love a cookie, but think I will pass on that! Don't want none of those cooties!
Lol!

Blah! Idle prattle...nothing more!

(Walks over to jukebox)

H-2

F-7

M-5

S-3

G-9

isn't this the 'Idle Prattle' thread...?

Why dilute good Irish with coffee ? :)

Wakes up outside in a corn field, finds way back to the bar, tigs is the only one there sitting in a chair all alone, grabs her hand and says "Let's go on stage and sing a song"
Can someone show me how to post a you tube song Like the above ones?

Smiles and waits patiently?

Ok...(for Tigs)

F-1

@ Gregg:

If I was to make a link to asdf.com, I'd write the following in my comment:

Go to <@ href="http://asdf.com/">asdf.com</@>.

Change the @'s to a's and.. done.

And spacing must be kept exact.

The reason I substituted them in here was because if I didn't.. the site would convert the HTML code to an actual link and you would not be able to see the full 'linking formula', if you will.

And note that you have to use the full form of the address including the "http" part.


So.. and for another example..

i) A link to my profile page on site here would look like:

<@ href="http://www.caedes.net/Zephir.cgi?lib=Profile&username=purmusic">purmusic</@>


ii) YouTube video/song.. in particular, the one Ron has linked to in his above post:

Foreigner - Juke Box Hero
URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKSI5tqForM

The link would look like this:

<@ href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKSI5tqForM">Foreigner - Juke Box Hero</@>

Change the @'s to a's, et voila:

Foreigner - Juke Box Hero

Thank you, I will give it a try.

OOOOH, buttered popcorn vodka, I have decided...tastes strangely delicious with diet coke, over anything else I have mixed with. Maybe...just maybe..I can figure a way to LINK ...
*be right back*......
{...drumroll....}
BUTTERED

dammit! *sigh....runs away...popcorn shooting out ears....gonna try again...don't go away!...be right back.....

vodka

Ok...I am tooooooooo stooooopid to link...so copy paste url...go lookee, iffins ya's wants...

https://www.google.com/search?q=buttered+popcorn+vodka&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=Vz6&tbo=u&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ei=RNcDUZPrDqPk0QGHtYHoCQ&ved=0CE0QsAQ&biw=1280&bih=843

Hey thanks Ron, I'm enjoying the tune. Hmmm buttered popcorn vodka and diet coke, heck I guess why not at least try it. :)

Don't feel toooo stooopid, Ms. MM... I never got the hang of it either...

*sighs*

(Slams down shot glass on bar surface)

THAT...IS ...ENOUGH!!!

(Points towards pole)

Put those slides of yours on Auntie...and take your place on the checkered floor...

(Goes to juke...Turns down houselights, and switches on spots)

M-1

Ok, Gregg wants to link to this YouTube video:

David Bowie - Where Are We Now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWtsV50_-p4

So.. following the formula:

<@ href="Insert URL Here">Name Link Whatever You Want Here</@>

<@ href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWtsV50_-p4">David Bowie - Where Are We Now?</@>

And changing only the @'s to a's.. done:

Ok, Gregg wants to link to this YouTube video:

David Bowie - Where Are We Now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWtsV50_-p4

So.. following the formula:

<@ href="Insert URL Here">Name Link Whatever You Want Here</@>

<@ href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWtsV50_-p4">David Bowie - Where Are We Now?</@>

And changing only the @'s to a's.. done:

David Bowie - Where Are We Now?

That is a freaky video with the two heads. Lol! Or maybe I have had one to many drinks. :)

No Tigs, I forgot to give you the lyrics before I dragged you on stage... sorry if I embarrassed you. Can I buy you a drink now?

You betcha Gregg order up! :)

...Tech stuff...BLAH!

D-2

R-4

S-6

W-2

M-7

(Scrapes Krueger glove over jukebox)

D-1

I'd use the NoES music vid link itself, but the sound quality's much better on the album/CD versions...

Oh...and I stopped actually tending the bar...Got tired of yelling @ peeps for sticking money in the goat's head and just swigging from the bottles directly or positioning themselves strategically under the beer taps...Auntie takes the money from out of the goat's head because she's the only one it won't bite...

So I just sit here and mind the jukebox, except for the times Auntie's sitting in sexy poses on top of it...

I'm sitting here listening to Ron's music, and wondering what happened to everyone. Gregg I'm waiting on that drink. :)

I'd putz with the jukebox, but there's a pair of slides on top of it with a note stuck on one of the heels that says, "Be back soon...DON'T touch my seat!"

I'm making my own music now even if I can't sing, Lol!

I'm gettin' tired of waitin'...

(places platform slides on nearby table next to passed-out femme fatale-looking drunk)

...Maybe they're hers? (LOL)

M-1

(Holli Would...if she could...)

(*starts to play the nose harp*)

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(*sneezes*)

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(*disposes of nose harp with extreme prejudice*)

ECCCH! Throw it in this next time! Nobody ever bothers to empty those :P

(Moving right along...)

A-8

Q-12

K-7

B-13

M-23

that's a great looking spittoon!

/\ Well, I have now lived long enough to hear/read something I thought I never would.

:oP

Well, hey, I know from spittoons. When we were in Florida one winter, the band my husband was playing in was called the Spittunes... true story.

Where's the wine jug? I'm thirsty...

Someone mention a wine jug?

I's ready!

ANYBODY UP FOR A GREAT GOURMET BLOODY MARY? No...I didn't create..just a recipe sent to my email..and I AM going to try it!

BLOODY MARY / GOURMET
Below is our recipe for the Ultimate Bloody Mary mix. These measurements worked best for us, but experiment a little bit to achieve your ideal mix, and let us know how it turns out. Cheers!

The Ultimate Bloody Mary
Makes about 8 servings
Ingredients:
1 48 oz bottle of Tomato Juice (we recommend V8)
1 ½ lemons, juiced
2 Tbsp Worcestershire sauce (we recommend Lea & Perrins)
1 ½ Tbsp hot sauce (we recommend Tabasco, Cholula or Frank’s)
2 Tsp freshly cracked black pepper
1- 1 ½ heaping Tbsp freshly grated horseradish
1 Tbsp celery salt
1 bottle of vodka (we recommend Ketel One)
Preparation:
Combine all the ingredients (except the vodka) in a large pitcher. Stir to combine. Seal tightly and let sit at room temperature for a minimum of four hours, or up to overnight.
Fill a tall glass with fresh ice cubes, and fill ¾ of the way with your prepared Bloody Mary mix. Fill the rest of the glass with vodka and stir to combine. Garnish with celery stalk, carrot stick, or the garnish of your choice.

(Walks over to juke)

Z-1

Z-5

Z-10


...Maybe Satan Clawzz will leave me one of these this Helloween! :)

Lil' early for a drink.. ehhh.. what the heck.. bartender?

A virgin iced tea, please.

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With extra lemon slices, of course.

virgin iced tea...?

caviar comes from virgin sturgeon... it's an acquired taste which I seem to have acquired lately. Gourmet cracker, brie, and a tiny dollop of vodka caviar. Followed by a shot of Jose Cuervo... Yes!

Never had caviar.

I would try it.



Wait a sec.. vodka caviar followed by a shot of Jose Cuervo ... something tells me there is more than meets the mind in the post above..

That's what it's called, Vodka Caviar... no actual vodka in it, which is why the presence of Jose Cuervo is necessary... to round things out so to speak. Or maybe to make everything seem like there are two little diffusion filters in the back of me poor addled eyes.

Well, when you put it that way.. where's my caviar spoon?

No worries, though.. I brought my own.

lol that's gonna hold a LOT of caviar...

and please pass the shot glass, salt and lemon wedge...

"and please pass the shot glass, salt and lemon wedge..."

/\ Sacrilege, I say!


Tequlia.. should be drunk.. neat.

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From under a bar stool.

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Which.. is where one usually ends up afterward.

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(*voice heard coming from under a bar stool much later on in the evening..*)

"Is that you, god?"

^^^ - Perfect example of why ads should be on bottom plate of barstool seat section...NOW I can justify ordering specially-designed ones! :)

Hey the bar is still open? Great, maybe I can find the drink I left in the restroom.

Man that has to be tasty Jerry! Lol!

it's probably got mold on it by now Digi! ;)

A free round of drinks in honor of the first inebriated patron who can make the stance - without falling over!

NOTE: You have to hold it for 30 seconds, and you can't use rum barrels as props, or anything else, for that matter!

(Gonna be a long, long night with this one!)

Sips a spicy hot *non-alcoholic* bloody mary....Ron! Are you still bartender?

Hey Terri, I will drink a wine cooler with you, bartender please! :)

Seriously, peeps.. we really need to look into getting that backdoor lock checked.

I mean.. who would want someone.. just anyone.. coming in through your backdoor?

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I shall go stand in the corner now..

:oP


!! ** Rounds on da' House ** !!

Cheers to Terri's return. :)

awwww, I love you guyzzzzz!

I think we're still waiting on that bartender!

Holds out glass.....???

Lol! Yeah we're still waiting on the bartender. Lol! I think Terri fell asleep waiting.

...Ain't set foot in here in a while! (Reaches into moosehead mouth and pulls out big bottle of Jack - sealed)

(Pours generous helping for self)...Here's mud in MY eye!


...Wish MM would stop leavin' these lyin' around...

Lol! Put one of those on one your ladies Ron. :)

@ Tig.... Can't! Copyright infringement (Hello Kitty) :P

Oh yeah I guess that would not work Ron. How about another round! :)
Did we ever get the first one?

Ron....Tig...partying without me again! ? Makes a "Virgin Mary"...decides to call a friend in Washington State who sells special herbs to spice it up...

And...who is up for Karaoke?? (not me! lol)

Way.. way.. wayyyyy, too early for Karaoke.

And 'sides..

I dare not risk damaging these pipes without properly warming up. Been described as 'the voice of an angel'.. being tickled.

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That's a good good thing, right?

At least, that's what my mom tells me..

I'll pass on Karaoke, but will have fun watching everyone else! Lol!

Where are the snacks??

/\ Always one in the group..

... and it's usually.. me.

:oP

(*looks around for the plate of cookies.. to lick*)

Well, you can lick them if you want, but the kittens got there first. We need a fresh plate...

(Looks round in surprise). A bar? What am I doing here??

Something salty, please?

There's salt in these cookies. (Peers at the packet).

Peanuts, popcorn, pretzels, chips...OK, now I'm really going to need that drink! Now.

How about a Manhattan Surprise?

The milder weather has suddenly given me a thirst...no sign of that bartender though since he tripped over someones' shoes...guess it's drinks on the house for all!

Oh... there's a bartender? Where?

Just for tonight then -- let me get the drinks and some salted cashews.

Sounds good! I think Terri got behind the bar, and has had one too many already, and is passed out - out back somewhere. A drink and cashews order me one up please.

Here you go.

I'll get some coffee percolating for when Terri wakes up!

Cheers! :)