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Things that make you sound smart

::noahnott
09/11/06 5:46 AM GMT
I'm bored, so...Say something that may make you sound smart to any joe blow.

Variable phase inverter
Space time curve
Quantum Mechanics
Quantum unpredictability

..now, i'm only 16 and a little fool..make up something, or something real, that sounds intelligent.
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::laurengary
09/11/06 5:56 AM GMT
Green beans ...
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::noahnott
09/11/06 5:59 AM GMT
Good good! 'Green beans' works. >_>

(i just watched a sad show...*sniff sniff*)
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+Samatar
09/11/06 6:23 AM GMT
Co-Curriculum dispensement protocol (CCDP)
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion- rescope.com.au
.CurtieBear
09/11/06 6:25 AM GMT
Proto plasmic tri-cellular organism.
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+Samatar
09/11/06 6:36 AM GMT
Displexic triblobular halitosistic perambulator

This is supposed to make me sound smarter right? I'm not sure it's working.
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::noahnott
09/11/06 6:57 AM GMT
The displexic riblobular halitosistic permabulator sounds good! It also sounds like a load of ..uh..kahui.
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::DigiCamMan
09/11/06 7:26 AM GMT
CurtieBear..................oh...........you mean just smart....one word...never mind.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
.CurtieBear
09/12/06 5:36 AM GMT
nonsensical monosylabic nomenclature immoliates upon the refind mind of those of youthful appearace, my young paduan.
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::laurengary
09/12/06 1:39 PM GMT
Bet ya can't say that 3 times fast
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.raptorfalcon
09/12/06 7:53 PM GMT
I believe in a non-linear constant of time.
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There are only 10 types of people in this world...Those that understand binary and those that don't
::cgImagery
09/12/06 7:56 PM GMT
dictionary.com :|
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Acting dumb leads to success.
::noahnott
09/12/06 10:44 PM GMT
I dont belive that the flux compacitor works in real life. :|

Btw, the non-linear time thing just messes up my not-fully developed brain. So if it isnt linear, you could never tell could you, unless you were god...is it possible to prove?

This space/time stuff is confusing.
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::third_eye
09/12/06 11:08 PM GMT
noah, want to really blow your mind? read "A Wrinkle in Time" by Madeleine L'Engle...then get back to me...
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I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band, I saw a needle that winked its eye. But I think I will have seen everything When I see an elephant fly. MY GALLERY
::noahnott
09/12/06 11:18 PM GMT
Already did...

...JUST KIDDING! Lol...I've heard of it b4, I may even of read the first 5 pages..but doubt it.

And highly doubt I will read it...but i'll try to get to it over the next summer break (which is pretty soon)

*edit* I read the summary of it. It's a story, not something like "A Brief History of Everything"...which I didnt read either, but i read teh first 50 pages or so...pretty good actually (but i'm not much of a reader and got frustrated of how long it was taking...)
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.animaniactoo
09/12/06 11:24 PM GMT
Don't forget "A Wind in the Door" and "A Swiftly Tilting Planet"!
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::laurengary
09/13/06 5:06 AM GMT
And don't forget any Romance by Kathleen Woodiweiss ... they'll broaden your horizons ;o)
lmaoooooooooo
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.CurtieBear
09/13/06 6:23 AM GMT
ok... heres something smart...

Duuuuh..
*eyes glaze over with drool dripping from corner of mouth*
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::DigiCamMan
09/13/06 7:35 AM GMT
See....I was right.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
.raptorfalcon
09/13/06 6:50 PM GMT
I don't really remember "A Wrinkle in Time" being overly complex in the space/time paradoxes department. Fun fact about the book though, some states tried to ban the book because the main protagonist is in her underware at some point in the book. I liked just about all of the series by Madeleine L'Engle.
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There are only 10 types of people in this world...Those that understand binary and those that don't
::laurengary
09/13/06 8:33 PM GMT
Books have been banned for generations. For some fun facts, try this for some interesting reading ...
Banned Books Online

Amazing that Little Red Riding Hood was banned
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.animaniactoo
09/13/06 9:52 PM GMT
farenheit 451!
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::noahnott
09/13/06 10:35 PM GMT
F451 is also a movie right?
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::noahnott
09/13/06 10:36 PM GMT
and...perspecto patronas...or however it goes.
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.animaniactoo
09/13/06 11:40 PM GMT
expecto patronus!
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::laurengary
09/14/06 12:21 AM GMT
Harry Potter was banned too I assume ?
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::noahnott
09/14/06 12:25 AM GMT
i'm sure it was perspecto...do i really have to check the only book I own?
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::noahnott
09/14/06 12:29 AM GMT
Darn, youwere right.

Expecto Patronum

“Patronus” is Latin for “protector”. Conjures a Patronus, which is some sort of spirit-animal which becomes more solid with the ability of the spell-caster. The Patronus defends the caster, from Dementors and possibly other things.
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.raptorfalcon
09/14/06 2:32 AM GMT
The subject of banned books is a tricky subject indeed. It all stems from the people are too stupid to realize "Wait this book is offending me! Maybe I should put it down and never read it again." If it were up to the school districts we would all live in little bubbles separated with no hope of communication lest something harsh leave our lips or enter our minds.
On the other hand there is always the problem of requiring students to read books that are offensive. Is it OK to force someone to be offended? It can be argued that it is much better to be offended in a controlled situation rather than in the open. It can also be argued that it is never OK to offend someone therefore we don’t need to prepare them to be offended. This is a more illogical side to the argument as it is impossible to travel through life without being offended.
/end rant

I liked the Harry Potter movies but never got around to reading the books. Too many book so few hours until a flaming ball of fusion and fission of hydrogen and helium passes the plane of perception signaling a time of brain regeneration.
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There are only 10 types of people in this world...Those that understand binary and those that don't
::laurengary
09/14/06 3:45 AM GMT
I just understand the concept of burning books. Just don't read it if you disagree with it !
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::noahnott
09/14/06 4:17 AM GMT
U mean you dont understand? 8-P
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+mayne
09/14/06 4:36 AM GMT
My wife *looks over shoulder to see if she saw that*
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Darryl
::DigiCamMan
09/14/06 6:07 AM GMT
Darryl's wife. *Looks over Darryl's shoulder to see if she saw that*
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
.CurtieBear
09/14/06 6:12 AM GMT
Preambulatory cranial movement beyond the clavical? Is that even possible?
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::DigiCamMan
09/14/06 6:50 AM GMT
Only if you can stick your head between your shoulder blades and for some odd reason I think you can do that.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
.CurtieBear
09/14/06 6:57 AM GMT
Just call me Raven.. heheh
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::DigiCamMan
09/14/06 7:41 AM GMT
Raven eh? I suppose you dance down at Billy Bob's Club Exotica too.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::third_eye
09/14/06 9:37 AM GMT
*squawk!!* nevermore!
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I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band, I saw a needle that winked its eye. But I think I will have seen everything When I see an elephant fly. MY GALLERY
.CurtieBear
09/14/06 10:26 AM GMT
*Rotates head, spewing green goo around the room*

Do you say something?
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.akashastrega
09/15/06 3:39 AM GMT
Cranial Rectalagia- noun, a serious and debillitating condition affecting many drivers (sometimes refered to as driving with ones head up their ass)
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To humor the party pooper who complained, I will censor my quote======= THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where poopy-ish ideas come from!!
.CurtieBear
09/15/06 5:26 AM GMT
lmao

Now that was a good one.
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::DigiCamMan
09/15/06 7:04 AM GMT
She was talking to you Curt.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
.CurtieBear
09/15/06 7:24 AM GMT
Well good, now I know what was wrong with me... :oP
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::DigiCamMan
09/16/06 5:59 AM GMT
So you have a choice....keep your head where it belongs....or stop driving.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::J_272004
09/17/06 12:11 AM GMT
WOW... must be an epidemic of Cranial Rectalagia where I live... LMAO...
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MY GALLERY ........... "A sense of humour is as important to life as shock absorbers to a car.. It helps us over the bumps im life" / P.K. Shaw
.akashastrega
09/17/06 3:33 AM GMT
Cranial Rectalagia is unfortunately the fastest spreading ailment so far known to medical science. It HAS reached epidemic proportions, and unfortunately tends to afflict women at least 20% more than men; it seems to especially favor young, super-skinny, augmented blonde women. Those over 70 are also much more prone to this afliction. Currently there is no cure, however, there has been discussions of offering classes to teach those with Cranial Rectalagia how to cope. Possibly offered will be classes on how to balance your coffee cup while applying mascara and chatting on the phone, it has not yet been determined if these classes would prove helpful, and therefore have not yet been approved.
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To humor the party pooper who complained, I will censor my quote======= THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where poopy-ish ideas come from!!
Aliryn
09/17/06 6:43 AM GMT
Hahaha~! Sorry, don't think even classes or therapy will help most those people anymore... they're lost... Lost! Lost!
Okay, sorry... that was my randomness taking control of me again.

Okay, something that makes you sound smart. My brother came up with this once when we were playing Hangman in a restaurant, waiting boredly for the food to come. It's called
Dimensionally Fluctuating Cheese.
...actually, that doesn't sound very smart after all, does it?
But really, who besides my big bro would think of cheese appearing and disappearing in different dimensions?

About banning books--> Yeah, that's a big issue, apparently. I don't agree with a LARGE amount of the material out there, but I wouldn't burn or ban it. As sad as some of it makes me because most books just show the massive deterioration of our culture (mostly the US culture at least), it goes against my beliefs. I mean, we have a right to freedom of expression and the press. I don't agree with most of this stuff and I certainly don't like it, but if I were to try to shut it out, others who didn't agree with my ideas would have the same right to ban any of my ideas.
Basically, it's like, if anyone has the right to print what they want, everyone has the right, or else it doesn't make sense and doesn't work. And I'm sure there's people out there who DO agree with the stuff in print. It's not my duty to decide what others should read. If I don't like something I won't read it and that's good enough for me.
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[THE DELAYED RETURN OF DARKALIRYN] Foolishness is not knowing any better. Stupidity is having been told better and not listening. Idiocy is having been told, knowing better, and doing it anyway. --Aliryn ~My head is bloody, but unbowed. --W.E. Henley, 'Invictus'
::kidder
09/19/06 3:38 PM GMT
Funny..I just posted a complaint about people with Cranial Rectalagia or must at least suffer from something similar on the thread "Trivial Things". lol
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GOD PUT ME on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die. Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes cartoonist VISIT MY GALLERY
::DigiCamMan
09/20/06 8:17 AM GMT
Speaking of such...Curt is in the hospital having a headechtomy. Get well Curt....hurry back...remember no driving.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
.CurtieBear
09/20/06 8:23 AM GMT
Can anyone tell? Jerry loves me..:oP
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::farmgirl_pml
09/20/06 8:42 AM GMT
Headechtomy .... is that when they stick your head in a .... no I don't want to know.

Yes, Curt ... Jerry loves you ... he loves everybody. Can't you tell?
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Friends are like shining stars. You may not always see them, but you know they are always there for you.
::DigiCamMan
09/21/06 5:54 AM GMT
I do love everybody...it's a spiritual requirement. Who couldn't love all you guys anyway? Coolest bunch of people on the ENTIRE Internet and that's the trooooofffth!
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::farmgirl_pml
09/21/06 7:40 AM GMT
I agree with you 100% Jerry ... and yes, this is the coolest place to be. Who couldn't ask for a better bunch of cool fun - loving friends. We are all family.
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Friends are like shining stars. You may not always see them, but you know they are always there for you.
::DigiCamMan
09/21/06 8:45 AM GMT
Can you lead us in a few bars of we are family?
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::farmgirl_pml
09/21/06 8:58 AM GMT
Okay ......

We are family, I got all my sisters with me
We are family, getup, ev'rybody, and sing

*come on everybody .... hand's in the air ... don't clap all at once either.
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Friends are like shining stars. You may not always see them, but you know they are always there for you.
::DigiCamMan
09/22/06 2:16 AM GMT
I'm clapping ...swaying..hands in air...bopping...jerking...doin the pony...the swim...the twist...blah blah...yakity yak...on and on....
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::third_eye
09/22/06 2:49 AM GMT
those arent the words, jerry...get with the #@!$ program, willya?
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
.CurtieBear
09/22/06 5:29 AM GMT
Yeah Jerry... sheesh.
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::DigiCamMan
09/22/06 8:32 AM GMT
So I ad-lib.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::Dunstickin
09/22/06 8:39 AM GMT
*Spiraculocious*.................'Wild Thing'?
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*Please forgive me, for not replying to every one of your lovely images-Problems with my hands is making it difficult at present* Dunstickin's Gallery
.nathan_k
09/22/06 8:52 AM GMT
im smart
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War does not determain who is right, only who is left.
.animaniactoo
09/22/06 11:10 AM GMT
edumacation
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::DigiCamMan
09/23/06 6:36 AM GMT
So you are well edumacated....I knew it!
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
.mary_kyr
09/23/06 11:13 AM GMT
latin quotes: persona non grata, alea jacta est, gstatus quo etc...
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even my weaknesses are stronger than me...
::DigiCamMan
09/24/06 7:54 AM GMT
Ooooo...let me write this down.....I too will soon be edumacated so much as to hurt myself.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery

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