I got this off a good friend... Don't know about you but I can relate to this... LMAO... Enjoy

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer, "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oopsI found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.

:) My mouse is quite clean as well

what is this .. how you say? .. cleaning, you speak of? ...

(*looks around .. moves pizza box*) ... how would I know if I am needing this also?

LOL... I think many on here have a clean mouse.. lmao... Now baby big ears... when things around you start to walk on their own.. and I dont mean the pooch or the bro.. lmao

Well, the house isn't tooooo bad, I managed to muck it out last week a bit... but whatever you do don't open the fridge !

LOL.. my fridge is clean cos its empty dont have time to shop.. LMAO.. *kidding.. lol..

I think my dust mites are leaving it's so dusty in here

hehehehe

Wor-Lass has got me 'At-it' all day long! while she's at work.....dont have time to 'play' at all!!!! Washin...Hooverin...dustin...shoppin...makin meals...makin beds...List is endless? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?.....' no fun?

hahaha now.. now Bob... i bet you have the cleanest mouse of all of us... lmao

Not really......I just I just mug a couple of owd dears! and pay em pennies to do it for me?

Must have been Caedes you clicked on by accident. LOL Been stuck here ever since!

* looks under bed* OMG ! My dust bunnies are having wild sex like ... well ... rabbits !

hahahahaha... think your right there Dan.. lol.. lol@Lauren... better be prepared for the take over of dust bunnies... lol

I'm in danger of being overrun by dust bunnies ... Lilliputian style !

hahahaha.. just had this image of Lauren strapped down by hairs (hares.. lol) with little dust bunnies tickling her nose making her sneeze.. (I need sleep... lol)

I hope they're all handsome ! ;o)

Gulliver's....Travesties?

That poem is so cute! Perhaps you could make enough money off being on the computer to afford a housekeeeper so you can stay at the computer polishing your mouse.

Hey thats a good idea... lol..

How do you clean a poem? Is there a poem cleaner on the market?

You don't know how to clean a poem?? boy where have you been?? you have to get the poem in your head.. turn on some heavy metal headbanging music and headbang for 1min.. that gives it the wash cycle... then you do 10 cartwheels for the spin cycle... get a piece of paper and pen... voila a cleaned poem... =PPPPPPP

*there goes my lunch...now I have to clean that up*

LMAO... ooops sorry... forgot to tell you not to do it straight after eating.. my bad.. LMAO

i for one am sitting here ROFL picturing Jackie rockin out to head bangin' heavy metal...
if kenny g's horn is considered heavy metal, then perhaps...but otherwise..ehhh :P

I have you know it mr 3 eyes.. lol.. that I listen to metallica, arch enemy, Zac Wilde etc.. lmao.. well kind of.. have no choice when it's blaring out of my sons room.. lol.. plus he has a heavy metal band.. lol.. I can headbang with the best of them.. LMAO...

Well ... THAT answers a lot of questions ! j/k I swear Jackie ... just joking :D

LMAO... sure you were... and i'll get you for that one when you least expect it Madam Smooch... LMAO

I have come to know much great wisdom here at Caedes...let me share....no one here has an A because they have all L'd them O. End of great wisdom.