I don't know about any other Caedesians....but when the site goes "kaput".....more than 5 minutes...I kinda get a bit panicky and frazzled....

Maybe we need alternate things to do in case of emergency...{ site problems}.....
{Valium under glass and a small hammer}?
What did you do today when the site was *gasp* offline...unavailable?
Me....I read the paper......:)

relax

What about poor Timmy's growth? Aren't you concerned about that?

hehehe..

Shoot a cat with a spud gun.

Follow the instructions you will need the following.

1: A 5 Foot long length of metal drainpipe with a thread on the outside at 1 or 2 ends.
2: 1 Screw top (metal aswell) for said pipe.
3: A drill with a bit to drill a hole about 5 inches from the bottom of the pipe.
4: An electric ignition switch.
5: A big tin of hair spray.
6: A bag of biggish potatoes.

Righty ho and off we go. With the pipe screw on the cap on one of the ends. Drill the hole about 5 inches up. Also drill maybe 2-3 holes so electric ignighter can be fitted so spark is in the pipe about 7-10 inches up from the hole drilled. Make sure you seal it with appropriate filler or expoxy. Get one of the biggish potatoes and stuff it in the pipe. Ideally push it down and stop about a 3rd of the way down. With the hairspray stick nozel next to the hole drilled and fill up the pipe. Seal the hole later with industrial insulation tape. Wat u got. -> A pipe with a potatoe stuck in it. Filled with flamebal gas in a steel pipe. Go find a field and stick the pipe under your foot lean it at 45 degrees facing away from ya. On the count of 3 press the ignition and watch the spud fly. I call it a MEGA SPUD GUN. Bring on the cats!!!!!!!! Or pigeons. Or people if one should feel so inclined.

Peace. x

Uh ... Nik? ... got some guys in black suits from Homeland Security that want to talk to you.

Great I'll av em to! Banb (load) Bang (load) Bang............ See ya later aligators!

Uh ... Nik? ... some bigger guys in black suits from Homeland Security wish to have a few words with you. :oP

In fact they look rather like 'BIIIIIIIIIIG CATS! in Black suits?

Homeland Security? Heck, the russians want to talk to you to help develop their weapons deparment.

Ok gentlemen ( a term loosely used) I am with Homestead Securely and I want to see all of you in my office. Please bring a battery and some electrodes...seems we are in short supply with Gitmo and all.

*sheepishly puts A1's nipple clamps back in the drawer*

oh. u didn't mean those torture devices. oops.

hey .. that could be your next image post ... nipple clamps floating in a whipped cream base

try to break up the arrangement a little

That's... a disturbing thought

LMAO... can just imagine the feedback you'd get on that image.. LMAO...

I would like to see them hanging from a doorway, backlit and maybe some tassles.

I'll tell you what... I'LL post a pick of me wearing mine..:oP

Bring it on! Now the truth will come out.

There is certain things i do and cant disclose due to the nature of my operations. Homeland security try SPECTRE!

So what kinds of operations have you had? Appendix? Knee?

Espionage and counter espionage. I wont bore you i just know where you live.

!! Hot dang !!

More demographic and consumer spending habits revealed ... I'm gonna be stinkin' rich !!

*checks P/E ratio on "Nipple Clamps R Us" *

You know where I live? Phew.....I am so happy...where? I have been searching for months.

Ssssshhhhhhhh!

*whispers* Ok....I need to get out of the mountains.....where?

go down the path, make a left where the deer is taking a whiz, proceed two clicks downhill, make a right at the over turned tree (careful not to disturb the bear snoozing in it's hollowed out trunk) and proceed three more clicks to the highway...from there, it's all you

*still whispering but don't know why* What highway would that be?

No need to search out a safe haven ... stay here with us ... Nik will play nice, promise.

Oh, btw ... Nipple Clamps R Us has just declared their earnings for this quarter and it would seem that the burgeoning romance of A1 and A2 is paying 'dividends' well above market expectations. At least according to what A1 has reported. :oP

The truth is out there,

Truth! You can't handle the truth!
Elvis was an alien, Tesela was sent by the future, and cows are intergalactic superbeings.

So?

no wonder I don't drink much milk !!

If cows are intergalactic superbeings I don't think we have much to worry about concerning space invasions. Now Les and Curt...that's another story.

now that you mention it..they'd make a great combo...cookie monster and milketoast.

The Milk Brothers...Got Milk?

Don't worry about me Jerry, who do you think brought the intergallactic cows here? Me... I was hoping they would be my answer to controlling the squirrel population and their bid for world domination.

God knows, Les's intergallactic nina cat attack force isn't doing the job.

*wipes mouth* (Yeah, yeah ... but ... remember the COC for that joke. :oP)

Heyyyy!!! Ok, that one got me laughing, lol.

Hmm, gonna have to rethink the name of the All-Star Male Revue starring yours truly and Curt. Somehow, I don't think Cookie Monster and Milketoast are going to cut it in drawing the ladies. Oh nothing wrong with the 'monster' part ... mind you ... you got that part right, lol.

Maybe Biff and Lance Milk...the Milk Brothers?

Yeah ... my death stars need to be sent out to the sharpeners. Don't worry ... it's on the 'to do' list ... right after world domination. Just might have to push back the schedule that's all.

Probably be done by ... oh, next Tuesday if nothing else comes up. :oP

Better hurry...G.W. has a big lead on you.

hmmm "The Milkmen"?

So... jsut how many threads have been hijacked off their intended couse so far? All of em? Heck, were ahead of schedule then. LOL

Which one of Rob's voices are you speaking to?

None, I was just engaging in a random elucidation.

Need some random toilet paper for that?

naw, I'm good. thank's though, it really is appreciated. :o)

Oh woe the author of a thread topic ... if it can garner two relevant posts ... it's a success, lol.

Now then ... 'what were we not talking about again?' :oP

I have no idea what this thread is about...wait...I'll scroll to the top and have a look........

Nothing important...carry on.

It occurs to me that as long as the site does not go down that this will thread remain entirely off-topic. While the original point of the discussion was to discuss things to do while caedes goes off-line, we have established a continuum of random things that we do whilst the site remains on-line. As soon as the site 404s, the continuum is broken and the topic once again regains it original purpose as one of the members will invariably resurrect this thread to discuss what they did while the site was off-line. Ergo this thread will remain off-topic until time rends itself entwain or the site goes down again whichever happens first. However the existence of this post in and of itself disproves my theory as it identifies the continuity thereby destroying it until the randomness begins anew.

In other news: rat nests.

*rubbing eyes*

OK, so... you're saying what? Were off track/topic again? I beg to differ.

From what I have gathered from this engrossing conversation, is what people will be doing when the site goes down next time. Such as people taking nipple clamp pics for posting, cleaning their monitors with Les's minty fresh windex (looks dubiously at bottle), as well as, continuing plans for world domination through the use of intergalactic cow and ninja cats. If all else fails, Les will be bringing in his Death Stars to threaten to blow up the world if the site doesn't come back un in 5 minutes.

So, in sumation, it is my contention that this thread has, in fact, remained on topic.
Thank you for your cooperation. :o)

Rat nests? Where?? Where???

*looks around nervously*

I tell ya ... next time the server goes for a poop, I am going to implement my plan to eradicate those pesky vermin ... and that goes for the rats too. :oP

Note to self: everyone on caedes is either:

1. crazy
2. rude
3. both...(better watch out for those people)

haha twiddling...*puts fingers in ears la la lalalalalala*

*Pulls fingers from his/her ears* We are both and not afraid to say so....now here...pull my finger.

*runs from room*

I know it's gonna be a loud and stinky one.

I have had mucho time to practice...now where's that Bean Burrito?

I actually have a post that meets the stipulated guidelines set down ...

Go to the Eastern most part of the coastline (in my case anyways) and hopefully you are perpendicular to our friends 'across the pond' ... and yell stuff. Any stuff ... I am just testing out some properties of sound waves.

Ready? ... *big inhale* ... lemme know if you hear anything ...

yes, you farting from yelling so damned hard.. (runs for the border)

Canadian farts are not duty free....or is that doody free?

Hey is that another hole in the Ozone Layer looks like its over Canada..

Oh sorry, That was me, I'll stop thinking now...
*sheepish grin*

I zap sheep and cows with my laser. Zap zappety zap zap zap!

Lol ... at alllll of the above.

Heyyyy!! Wait a minute young lady ... Jacqueline? You inferring that I am contributing to global warming? LOL.

Hmm, now I know why the Kyoto Protocol had difficulties getting approval here in the Great White North ... oh, they sent me the official document to affix my John Henry to ... I just stopped reading after the part that mentioned I had to limit my 'output.' :oP

Hey! You are a Canadian...you can't use a John Henry.

<< her.

lol, nice to see you admit such things.

can't say i'm much better.

things to do when bored. sit and email your friend opposite...talk about random things, look at somebody and laugh...oh so fun making people paranoid.

Oh right ... Jerry caught me there ... I afixed my Jouhn Henry ... thanks for pointing out my errour. :oP

Psssstt! Is Icedtears talking to me?? *eyes Icedtears suspiciously .... and paranoidedly*

It's a word, trust me ... found it right here in the Canadian Edition of Websters. Pretty sure George W. Bush himself used it in a speech once ... and if he hasn't yet ... give him time, he will.

hmm, errour..it's what Dubya made when he used the word 'newcleer' in a sentence.

Which time are you speaking of? ;o)

I just saw him on the tube a few minutes ago, In the 4o seconds I could stand to watch him he used the words "strategerize" and "edumacation"

funny how 'robin hood' is an English story, but we wind up with prince john in the throne.... *looks near and far.*..wish king richard would hurry the hell back....

Don't get me started...I will waste this thread.

Me to. (Looks at watch hears tick tock tick tock, North Korea????? 2nd test????). Seriously guys I hope nowt comes from this.

*crosses fingers, arms, eyes and legs*

The legs part is because of a pending biological urge ... but, it's the thought that counts.

When Caedes goes offline I call my Gran.

When Caedes goes offline I call Nikoli's Gran too.

When Caedes goes offline I call Nikoli's Gran too.

called her twice apparently..

Too=also.....two=2............yes twice

How is she?:

She's fine...says hello....and be sure to eat your tuna...erp.

i guess Jerry moonlights as the postman..always rings twice

You know...I really don't know how that happened but I kinda like it...it really gets the point across...look at all the attention I got, there for awhile I really thought I was invisible.

ah, the "ignored comment syndrome" i've been a victim from time to to time myself...don't feel bad. i chalk it up to any number of things.

Did somebody say something...

lol dan... only where you're kidding ( perhaps) others seem to just ignore some of the comments made, and it's not the most polite thing to do

What to do when Caedes.net goes offline? Get off your butt, grab your camera and go take some pictures! Duh!

When Caedes goes down? How about "Pin the Scant Thong on Pregnant Britney Spears"?

Thanks for that! I just had lunch.

it could be worse... ''pin the scant thong on Owd Bob"

*cough .. choke... splutter... thanks.. you just made me choke on my drink... lmao

Ok Rob, that's not a good image...I love owd Bob as much as anyone but please do not leave that image imprinted in my mind. *Sticks fingers in ears...la la la la la la la la la *

I open a bottle of SASPARELLA and whistle the deliverence theme tune. You know the one the one with the Banjo.

You can do that with a sasparella bottle?

I can't… but i'm just not special enough.

on the other hand… things to do when Caedes goes offline… hmmm…

*sigh* I guess I'll go visit the grandparents. 8•P

Lol ... and here I was with red marker in hand ... just waiting for the 'good bits' to underline. ;o)

Keep that marker in hand Les, she's not there yet.

well I would go make out w/Les in the corner… but he keeps running away in a flash yelling something about a cookie monster 8•P

No ... Cat ... that's not quite true. Those words, and in particular 'monster' ... were coming from you. :oP

So you are just a cookie?

Time to eat the cookie! 8•P

Run Les! There's a mouse wearing a baseball cap after you.

Well ... if only to add to the level of playfulness ... I might scamper just out of reach then. :oP

Omg ... has any thread stayed on topic or are we just running rampant all over the place? And by the way ... its' all your fault, lol.

What is this "on topic" concept of which you speak?????