All mosquitoes are now heading South,..the white stuff is starting to nlanket the ground! LOOK OUT...

white stuff = mayonaise?

uh oh...the skeeters are headed my way :(

skeeters are already here... =PP and they are biguns

hmm, i think this thread lost it's way as it was heading to Offtopic... anyone with a thingy before their username care to help it find it's way home?

(*Raises Hand*) .. I have a thingy ... but my thingy ain't up to that task

Uh.....do thingys have mayo?

*smirks... waiting to see if anyone will answer that question... lol

(*Hands Terri an Ampersand & Mayo Sammich*)

hehehehehe...

swallows....

checks the seismograph.....

the what???????? hahaha

Hmm ... about a 4.2 going down methinks. But, most certainly a 10 for effort and willingness. ;o)

omg from flies to a...certain type of mayo lol.

And then a little further ... or at least that was my request to 'her.' LOL.

Oh oh ... I went to a 'bad' place. :o(

*speed dials the 'cleaner' to come and do some more sanitizing and de-odorizing*

shhhh, dont tell anyone... phil made a funny :P

But nobody asked Keith just WHAT task his thingy was up to ....

right, exactly...kinda like when you don't pick up a slug to see what the slime trail tastes like... in other words, ya just don' wanna know... ;-)

Oh yes I do !

enquiring minds want to know... =D

Oh... my... gawd... here a thingie, there a thingie, everywhere a thingie thingie. Thingies in mayo seem kind of cheesey. Now, thingie with thocolate thyrup, that a threat.

*walks away singing softly to himself*
I thing a thing thong...

Ok ... "Final Jeopardy" ... without ... without looking back up at the title of this thread what is this topic supposed to be about?

Contestants? Start writing your answers now ...

*cues music and goes off to wax mustache*

*raises hand*
Oh-oh-oh.. I know... "What are migrating mosquitos?"

I would have commented on the mosquito thing... buuut, like a three year old, my attention span isn't the greatest, and it got sidetracked by these mayo covered thingies that Keith was serving. *yuck*

I was hoping someone would not answer in the form of a question and then 'burn' them, lol. Ohh, you are a clever one, Mr. Bear.

p.s. Ta for now ... enjoy, there is a lot of reading for you to catch up on.

sits in TOTAL aw........pondering the points! skidders r so big up here they breed the ducks! now carry on sholdiers.....

and you soldiers also! lmao

Yo Alex ! On your profile page it reads " way up north" .... just how far north we talkin' ??

mayonaiseville

Take a left at Ketchup Town ... look for the farmer's field that has a shot up sign ... and and ...

LOL.

I loathe mayonnaise .... I hope he doesn't live where there's a lot of that stuff

Mayonaise for Mayor ... get out the vote

Yuck

I like stuff barbecued like that, they do that a lot in Texas....what? Oh...the bug...never mind.

Mosquitos hate my husband. I think it is because he smokes. He says ( not me) that it is because he is so think skinned that their noses or whatever they are break when they touch his skin. They eat me alive. It is not because I am so sweet either. I have tried sleeping with the ashtray next to me or putting ashes mixed in my lotion..but now I use Avon Skin So Soft so I do not smell like Deet or bug killer.

mosquitos are attracted to sweat, body heat, and the carbon dioxide from your breath. smoking messes up your vapor trail for them, and repellant either makes your sweat taste or smell unpleasant to them..or blocks the odor altogether...

Oh....sweat tastes good otherwise?

to a mosquito? apparently..

When was the last time you asked one? *motive....to see if Rob is insane*

i didnt have to ask..it told me all on it's own..oh, my insanity is a well-documented case... just ask any one of the voices in my head

Do they have any names...I would like to know who I am addressing.

I think one is Mr. Magoo

Road Hog!

Ok...Mr.Road Hog...what do you know about Rob? Any freaky stuff you can share?

I don't kiss and tell, sorry.. :oP

You are Mr. Road Hog? Then Rob really is insane!

!! News Bulletin !!

This just in ...

"In an apparent, and to some, obvious bid for re-election ... suspected vote tampering in the fall election in the mayoralty race in Mayonaiseville was uncovered and the incumbent Keith 'Read My Mayonaise Covered Lips' DH, has fallen into disrepute with the voters.

Mr. DH was reported to be, allegedly, canvassing art websites in search of those that would inflate the number of voters list unfairly in his favour. His inducement for favoritism was rumoured to be an offer of a 'strawberry jaquiri' in one hand and 'Peanut Butter and Jelly Sammiches' in the other. Which was the most unpronounceable sound bite in the history of elections. More to come after this commercial break. ..."

yes, Rob really is insane. Rob is also a scorpio. Rob was born 41 minutes past midnight, during a hailstorm.... go figure

Welll ... now that you make mention of those salient facts ... yes ... yes, it does.

I wasn't going to say anything. :oP

There was a doubt?

Of course, now with Mr Mayo out of the way, that means that I, Col. Mustard can now go for the Mayors position. So as a sign of fairness to to my new constituents, I have this confession to make. I did it with the candlestick.

*bangs head against wall*

No, here, use my candlestick. Only a few nicks left in it. :o)

Uhm ... LOL.

Rethinking this verbosity thing ... and going for brevity now. Nahhhh. :oP

Was there a meeting that I missed that discussed the rules of this thread?

You mean we have rules?

"Rules ... we don need no steenkin' rules."

*Note: The above quote has been edited for adult content for suitable viewing by a G audience ... and for Les content so that it fits onto your screen.

lol@hisownself on that last part. Ohh, I shall never be brief. :oP

ditto, boxers all the way baby.. lol

The rules? The mosquitoes must go south.

like a bird? I guess I could see that, as they are minnesota's state bird.

D'Oh... double posted.

*bids a less than fond farewell to the skeeters*

Keep an eye out at your local airports to those south of me and my fellow Canuckleheads. Our skeeters require the big landing strip ... they make'em big up here that's for sure. Had to have a blood infusion once. *shudders at that memory*

It was this ... *holds up hands* ... big, I tell ya. Her name was Gertrude, left me her card after the feeding. Let me get it for you ... *fumbles in his desk* ... ahh, here it is:

Gertrude Skeeter; Recruitment Specialist for National Blood Services.

Hmmph ... never even wrote back after that tryst. *tosses card into the wastebasket*

i bet she drained ya dry... O.o... erm... uh..blood, yeah that's it

Does anyone else besides me find it strange that the name of this thread is mosquito and in the subscriptions box is called (none).

Dude ... this is the Off Topics ... NUTHIN' surprises me here.

So Rob ... you were born during a hail storm ? Man I was born on a Saturday... I thought that was bad enough.

raptorfalcon .... due to database structure the original name ("none") sticks in some locations, like subscription notice ... even after being renamed

the better question is ... why on God's green earth would YOU subscribe to a conversation about nothing

;o)

not just ANY hailstorm, but one that was active at midnight ... and i was born 41 minutes later... the world has been warned..heed it well

Huh ... good point Keith. The Brat Thread is for YOU ! LOLOLOLOL

to answer keith... half of america suscribed to a SHOW about nothing for a number of years... why not a thread?

I like the nothing threads...saves a lot of time and no ones feelings get hurt.

*puts nipple clamps on Jerry's feeling*

A program to describe life

#include <life>

string caedes

int main () {
While caedes == 'offline'
cry
While caedes == 'online'
rejoice
log in
surf continuously
}

Forget the DaVince Code ... this is the shizzle!

Nicely done ... nicely done.

Hmm ... wait I think you have an infinite loop in there ... ohhhhhh, ok ... got it. :oP

I liked the Da Vinci Code & am ticked cuz the movie isn't playing anywhere around Cleveland anymore ..

It' a big lie...created by who else but the father of lies.

*passing thru*

Excuse me, sorry, didn't mean to interupt you.

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords an shot each other
The police office came to find the noise
And found them to dead boys
If you do not believe this lie
Go ask the blind man he saw it too.

There are lines missing, alas my brain is too adled by sleep deprivation to remember any of them.

way up north as in a small northern ontario mining town,hint ...this town is the home of 1 of Canadas largest gold producers.The mine,on 1 shift had as many as 800 men per shift running 3 shifts.....

I just read where Curt admitted to "doing it" with a candle stick!

*snickers childishly*

Dude... that was sooo 11 days ago. :oP

Does it still hurt though?

I dunno... ask Mr. Mayo... he's the one I beat up with it.

Matthew, actually it goes like this:

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
The deaf policeman heard the noise
So he went and killed those two dead boys
If you do not believe that this lie is true
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Oooooh Eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

*snicker* trust Sir Skelleyton to know all the lines to THAT one 8•P

Oh well, I got at least 90 percent of it correct. I found many different versions on the internet, so I knew I was going to screw something up. One of the more intersting versions I found went something like this...

(Optional Beginning)
Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
The topic to discuss...
The crime that has never been committed.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!