Hello,thought I'd join in if ya'll don't mind.I am a 30 year old stay at mom,I've been a lurker here for awhile,seems like a cool place.I enjoy taking pictures,and would like to share some if I can figure all this out! LOL

What? I thought I was most sane....

ha! you go buy cat, i go buy dog..we see who more crazy THEN!... oh, you said by...not buy...nevermind ;-)

lol keith :P
lol terri
lol every1 else...
now where is this woman!? >:o

she better have not forgotten bout me...i mean c'mon..she's my prom date :'(

Lol Rob. And no TImmy, Im pretty sure im the most sane!! :)

*sticks head in the door*

You guys talking about me ... again? >:o/

*slams door and goes off to pout*

Cat, I LOVE your Lady Autumn avatar ! I have the same one, plus Lady Spring, Summer & Winter. My fave is Lady Winter. That's the avatar I use over on ArtzNutz. Where'd you get her ? I got mine from avatarist.com.

And Terri's got Magic Brownies ?!?! I'm so there !

petuniapassion

Last Visit: 10/07/06 7:33 PM

she left us...:'(

Andrew .. she had to go before she turned into a pumpkin ... or .. was it her carriage that was a pumpkin?

most liekerly...she turned into a pumpkin...it's all ur fault too keith...all ur fault...not mine >_>

Hmm ... pumpkin pie ... rather appropriate given the holiday that we are celebrating up here in Mayonaiseville.

Oh oh, what's this ... *takes note of the seat that he is sitting on has an ... an ejection option?? * :oP

you paid extra for that option .. be a shame to not use it .. like an air bag, you never quite know whether your auto mechanic removed your working one and sold it on the black market and replaced it with a non-working one

(:o) ...

Dangit...scared off another one...Terri, you need to be quicker on giving the newbies the "brownies", then they won't care that we are all insane. Lauren there is nothing wrong with your avatar--some people just can't handle the truth in advertising...Guys, remember...mouths shut until AFTER the newbie gets the brownies...then its open season.

Well...if you ever chance this site again, welcome to Caedes. Oh, and don't let Baby Big Ears scare you--he really is harmless...in fact all these guys are--well, Les likes to goose people, and Curt will steal your Prada purses, Rob is all talk (or is it bark?)...Andrew...he's just on some love-fest (most likely a result of eating too many of Terri's brownies)...

Anyway, welcome!!

Ok...reaches in glove box for a few dozen prophylactics, inflates and places on lap just in case my mechanic is involved with blackmarket

Whooo Hooo petuniapassion...All ya all come free free free... oh well, she's probably off doing housework...( something other women here hardly do unless this site is down) LMAO !!

Housework Bill??? What is this housework you speak of??? And how dare you ever suggest this site will be down...saying evil things like that will only caause mass panic!!

yeah!! .. it's illegal to yell "down" in a crowded caedes-house

true enough Keith,I should have said under repair.. but I usually speak before I think...which does get me in trouble sometimes..lol.

You still haven't explained what this "housework" thing is. Must besome crazy foreign word...

Unfortunately it appears that we have hijacked another thread in the name of randomness.

Caedesians hijacking threads??? P'shaw!!!
Ok, back on topic guys (there happy now?) =D

Hey PETUNIAPASSION if you have read past all TPAM, just give me a shout I'd be happy to help ya get this place figured out..( all execpt for the people) hahaha. whew!! finally back on trac;). btw Jenn, housework is what you pay someone to do while you sit and peruse Caedes..lmao !

OMG...we all need meds....hahahaha...poor Petunia...she flew away...

Housework is a 9 letter swear word Bill ....

LOL.... poor Petunia.. the little petal is probably even more confused now...

You will NEVER figure us all out. Welcome to the asylum.

Ya know Jerry, I think it would be if all of us got together under one roof !!LMFAO !!

Bill....we would make One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest look like a nursery rhyme.

LMAO !! Ain't that the truth !! But as long as we all have fun...party on dudes!!

lol... when I welcome Newbies.. i always write "the members are very friendly, helpful and sometimes crazy"... lol

especially the clones...

SOMETIMES crazy Jaq?? Whenever was there a time when we all were SANE??? And for the record, the area AROUND my pc is semi-clean (except for the pizza box, and the beer bottles) the rest of the house could probably use this "housecleaner" person so I can continueto spend lots of time on Caedes.

Which Andrew was this? One or two?

i hav no clones...i was talkin bout jackie's lauren clone lol.

Welcome. I hope you enjoy the site. You can learn new techniques, get critiques, gain friends and see other peoples work. What a deal!!!

And all for the low monthly fee of $19.95!!

*clears throat, holds out hand*

Ignore Sam honey ... he listens to ... (*in tones of deep loathing*) ... Hanson.

So pay ME the $ 19.95 ... no tax either. ;oP

but wait... there's MORE! act now, and get double the insanity for the same price....
there's STILL MORE...call within the next ten minutes, and get the "best of lauren....series" ;)

lol...*dails the 1-800-GET-CORN number*

lol that fits perfectly! lol :P

And as an added side bonus you get four AAA batteries...that will keep me going.

So Rob ... what's the best of Lauren series ? A guided tour through my array of avatars ?

Enquiring minds want to know !

sorry lauren can't talk now..the defib is ready for jerry.... CLEAR!

Well Lauren...the lips were a hilarious hit...we had tons o fun with them.

mmm hmm more so than you could imagine

Congratulations Rob....I think you stopped this thread.

Nahhhhh .... anytime we're talking about my lips I'm good to go !

Naw... I'n the master of thread stopping.

I can stop a thread faster than a speeding bullet.

*considers whether or not the red carpet should be rolled up ... and implement the next phase in welcoming new members*

Yep, you guessed it ... provision of that other art website's address. (It's part of the information package given to new members when they start to question ... and more importantly are afraid ... very, very afraid. :oP)

'Devious' on my part? Hmm ... close ... very, very close. ;o)

Devious Part....and you think I'm stupid!

There are no insane people here. Only people who are "Sanity Challenged". Really people! Let's be PC about this! 8•P

Ahh ... the voice of reason weighs in on the insanity. :o)

*looks around* where?!? voice of reason?!? Cat...? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well Cat IS the most sane of the sanity challenged...at least that is what she pays me to tell everyone.
And Lauren is a true woman...hence the many avatar changes...a woman cannot be seen in the same outfit too often.

easily resolved.... none at all ;-)

Sounds good Rob...take off the glasses.

i think the majority would rather see a woman sans clothing than me sans shades...make that...i damn well know it..

You go Jenn ! Ain't it the truth ?!

UPDATED PC'ISM! Heretoforth "Sanity Challenged" shall now be known as "Sanity Disabled"

*pulls out paddle* c'mere Jenn, u've earned ur spanking well today 8•P

Whoah there Cat .... Jenn I've got a leopard skin one & a black velvet one with feathers .... your choice hon ;oP

Can I get a special parking permit if I'm deemed sanity disabled? I know it would be hard to prove but I sure would like that permit.

Lauren, black velvet with feathers--definately!!

Black velvet for Jenn !

You girls killed my joke....I'm doing it again.

Can I get a special parking permit if I'm deemed sanity disabled? I know it would be hard to prove but I sure would like that permit.

OMG Lauren... is that a witchy clown mice? It's almost sooo cute as to make it scary...

umm...

*Runs from room.*

Well ... petuniapassion has yet to log back into the site ... hmm, wonder why. :oP

Is it because of:

a) She is busy with her children and attending to their needs as well as her own.
b) She resides 'up' here in the Great White North, where other fine upstanding Caedesian citizens can be found, and recently celebrated Thanksgiving..
c) She is now afraid ... very, very afraid.

or the most likely ...

d) Her internet is down ... and we must go and assist!! Now people, now!!

*looks to the sky* !! Yes, the Cookie is up !!

e) None of the above. She hasn't become addicted to the site like some ... some of us ... yet. :oP

this thread is already longer than the "feed the poor" and the "save the world" threads

*puts a few tins of tuna into the collection box for the "Save the Whales and Let Them Know You aren't Eating Them" food drive*

Uhm ... that made no sense. :o( *goes back to the drawing board*

Well, Curt, I have it on good authority that it's actually witchy, b*tchy clown mice :oP

So ... are you scared yet ?

Ok....one more time.....oh never mind.

I KNEW IT!!!! I'm invisible.

hehe i was a noobie a few days ago...just sort of hjacked myself into the discussion boards...lol.

Is it just me ... or do I hear voices coming from a disembodied soul on this thread? Oh well ... carrying on ...

Sooo ... Icedtears? ... come here often? *bats eyelashes*

What? No ... no, I don't have anything in my eye ... why do you ask?

How could ANYTHING with a schnooze like THAT be invisible

Oh, oh Robin ... Catwoman just showed up ... to the Fractal Cave! :oP

Hi Petuniapassion.

Welcome to Caedes. If you need anything at all then please dont hesitate to speak with philcuk. He really helped me to feel all warm and welcome. lol Only jokin even though he did. Check out the threads if you have any questions most of the queries we all have had previously have all the info you will need to figure things out. Enjoy you sort or long time here. NiK x.

P.S.

Check out these threads for insight.

1-> Desktop Wallpaper, Art, etc.
2-> Elephant Graveyard.

She still has yet to log back onto the site.

Is it time to send out the Caedesian Chihuahua Rescue Team?

*has finger poised over #2 on speed dial* ... hmm, pretty sure it's #2, worst case scenario ... I order more pizza like last time ... *continues his watch*

Pepperoni please! 8•P

Heyyyy ... how'd you know I would make a mistake?

*passes a slice of pie to A2* ... well, at least I learned a few things and changed up my speed dial menu ... *shudders at what happened when he erred and pressed # 9* ... that ... that one definitely needed to be changed. ;o)

ppl...i think this person 4got bout us :'(

I've tried and tried to make a sucessful thread...

...heres the sad part: a new user comes along and creates this thread on, hi, just like to say i like this site! Now it has 100 posts!?!?!? Tell me what's wrong with this picture!

*course i'm joking, dont take me seriously, i'm never serious, well for the most part*

i don't think she forgot us, i think she remembers, yet is still in shock at what a wonderful (and insane) welcome we gave her!

It's the most part we worry about.

So Noah, all those encouraging and maybe crazy comments you leave on people's works.. :'( are all you being stupid?

...at least my comments are unique. ;-)

lol true! >:)

Ok kids...wrap it up...adult hour is coming up.

In that case, why are YOU still hanging around?!?

Hey! I'm an adult a few times over...I'm just in my second childhood....maybe third or maybe even fourth.

Is " Sanity Challanged " anything like Sanity Claus ?

Who ... I have it on VERY good authority ....brings unique, fun & GOOD gifts to especially bad little girls.

And I'm soooooooooooooo bad .... ;o)

Yes Jerry… you can get the special parking permit… I wouldn't expect any authorities to acknowledge it's validity, but feel free to stick on your window. 8•P

*pouts* and I spent all that time being a GOOD girl! Why didn't anybody tell me?!?!? 8•(

Oh goody I get the parking permit....and Cat cheer up...you be bad.

You the baddest Cat !

Heeeyyyy! I get it now ... this petuniapassion is ... *cues climatic music* ... is ... is really ... Noah!!

It was all an experiment and research into what exactly constitutes a successful thread. Nice work Noah ... nice work.

What's next ... you going to start inventing alter ego's and have them surface under the guise of other user names? Commenting on images and posting to the DB's to give some credibility as to their existence? ... hmm, maybe speedy_10 is one? Hmm?

Don't believe me? Go and check out some of speedy_10's work in his gallery. Now, the 'two' of them are ... ahem ... talking to one another and sharing ideas. Brilliant deception, I say.

Wait...now to clarify...is that Sanity Claus the jolly gift giver to bad girls...umm that might not have come out right...or
Sanity Claus...what you claim you were not in control of due to PMS

Are YOU calling ME an alter-ego!? i hate to break it to you, but i'm a figment of my own imagination ok!? (Greenday rock!)

But i don't care you can all start making up conspiracies about me :P me and my friends created a total of 3 conpiracies about teaching and learning in science...it's quite fun actually! :)

Oh yes, and Les here's what me and Noah were talking about:


you could also try a 6 hour shot of the north star region in space....but thats if you wanted to take it to the extreme.

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Personal message from noahnott [15/10/06 9:54 AM]:
lol..you still are (crazy). >_>

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Personal message from noahnott [14/10/06 10:06 PM]:
Never heard of moray (i'll check it out tomorrow)...but i can tell you i'm going to bed.

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Very alter ego-ish if you ask me (wait who is 'me'?) >:)

Dude ! Nobody cares & quit trying to be your own thread.

Jenn ... as far as I'm concerned Sanity Claus is both ... plus my defense for when I go to jail for inflicting bodily harm on some nameless teenager.

David aka speedy_10 is cool, no worries there. :o)

As for that other nameless teenager ... wellll ... *has finger poised over speed dial button #5* ... and its' not your local public defender either ... gonna need the dream team for your defense Lauren, unless you happen to draw a jury of frustrated Apop users ... then its' smooth sailing. ;o)

"Your Honour, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury ... I present to you Exhibit A - Windswept Leaves."

Yes, we will employ the Minimalist Defense ... slam ... dunk. :o)