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The Brat Thread (Adults Only)

.animaniactoo
10/09/06 8:13 PM GMT
If you are over the age of 23 and…

You revel in your ability to be a BRAT to those around you.
"Chopbusting" was your major in college… okay… forget college… it's your life's major, k?
You snicker & score points every time you "get" one of your friends but good.
You have ever been accused of being overly sarcastic.
You laugh hysterically watching people who should know better make fools of themselves.
You have ever performed the "Seal of Approval"

Then this thread… is your home

Welcome… come on in and pull up a seat while we go after today's victim.
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"

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&KEIFER
10/11/06 1:08 PM GMT
(*runs*) .. oh goody .. CAKE!!
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::madmaven
10/11/06 1:32 PM GMT
Catch that icing covered smurf! *runs after Kiefer*
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Today is tell a knock-knock joke to Les/Purmusic day.....
::laurengary
10/11/06 7:21 PM GMT
I heard the D stood for Dodo nose ....
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::Hottrockin
10/11/06 10:30 PM GMT
~slides in and steals a piece of cake~

~slides outta sight~
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Picture Purrrfect . A purrrfect world is what we all want, but, seems too unobtainable. If I've viewed and commented on your post, and you liked my remarks then NO THANKS is needed...just getting to see your wonderful work is thanks enough for me!! Also BIG thanks to all who check out my work!! I appreciate any and all comments & feedback!!
.purmusic
10/12/06 12:41 AM GMT
I echo one of the above comments ... only ... I'm not telling which. ;o)

p.s. No problemo ... you are now in my favourites on *sxc. :o)
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::laurengary
10/12/06 1:37 AM GMT
What the hey ?! Nobody's picking on anybody ? What has this thread become ?!
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
+Samatar
10/12/06 2:51 AM GMT
OK... umm, Lauren is a doody head.
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion- rescope.com.au
.akashastrega
10/12/06 5:06 AM GMT
Sam...if you want to call Lauren names,you don't call her a doody head...you call her a chocolate hater. That will piss her off good!!
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To humor the party pooper who complained, I will censor my quote======= THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where poopy-ish ideas come from!!
.purmusic
10/12/06 6:37 AM GMT
Annnnd ... a White Russian Detester! *raspberry*
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
+Samatar
10/12/06 7:45 AM GMT
A chocolate doody head?
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion- rescope.com.au
::Nikoli
10/12/06 8:55 AM GMT
Hi i'd just liek to say that i think al Canadians remind me of Kevin & Philip. lol lmao.
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" The fortune which nobody sees makes a person happy and unenvied. " -- Francis Bacon
.purmusic
10/12/06 11:07 AM GMT
Hmm ... ponders whether or not he should be offended ... wait! I am a Canadian ... I probably deserved it and I should be the one to apologize.

*goes off to write an apologetic letter to Nik* Ohh, don't worry ... there will be some subtle sarcasm included ... just to cover my bases. Not only are we polite to a fault, we are a cautious bunch too.

EDIT: Oops ... should had this somewheres ... :oP ... ty ... I'm done now.
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::Nikoli
10/12/06 11:39 AM GMT
F A R T ! Hey im Canadian 2. Wat about my unkle?
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" The fortune which nobody sees makes a person happy and unenvied. " -- Francis Bacon
.animaniactoo
10/16/06 10:09 PM GMT
I missed Keith's day… thus… it's still Keith's day.

Hey! Red Diaper Baby! Got Milk? 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
.animaniactoo
10/17/06 12:01 AM GMT
well… @ least he changed his tightie whities… finally *sprays febreze air effects* *sniffs* *SPRAYS LOTS MORE* 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
.akashastrega
10/17/06 6:25 AM GMT
Cat, you have been neglecting me, and now I am officially spanking-challenged!!!
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To humor the party pooper who complained, I will censor my quote======= THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where poopy-ish ideas come from!!
::stuffnstuff
10/18/06 7:46 AM GMT
Hold it, hold it! I read the threads title and was all excited about exercising my rights as an adult for the first time, (I mean, there have been no elections yet, I don't much care for the smell of smoke, and I am hopelessly stuck at college without a ride to the nearest adult video store), and here I open up the thread to find that I really need to be 23! I demand restitution. I should be granted special access to act like the brat that I am and either the age category or the thread title should be amended. Is anyone else outraged by this tyranny?
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Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough, but they are not all baked in the same oven.
.CurtieBear
10/18/06 8:13 AM GMT
*looks around*

Umm... NOPE

:oP
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
.animaniactoo
10/18/06 11:40 PM GMT
*peeks left*
*peeks right*

*shrugs* OVERRULED! Sorry Luke… go finish growing up 8•P

It is now… PICK ON CURT DAY!

So Mr Bear… got any stuffing left? 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::stuffnstuff
10/19/06 1:23 AM GMT
*sniff*
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Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough, but they are not all baked in the same oven.
&KEIFER
10/19/06 1:28 AM GMT
sniffnsniff .. ??
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What do YOU know about the Chambord Tekneek? ... tell me all you can .. 'Tis important
.animaniactoo
10/19/06 1:36 AM GMT
*snicker*
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::third_eye
10/19/06 1:56 AM GMT
scratch-n-sniff...
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
.MellodySmiles
10/19/06 2:03 AM GMT
Honk!
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"God is my only hope and the source of my joy" Henri Nouwen
+Samatar
10/19/06 3:10 AM GMT
Poor Curt, I'd hate to be on the receiving end of such biting wit...

Baaaaa...
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion- rescope.com.au
.laurengary
10/19/06 3:36 AM GMT
tHis thread has gone to pot since I left ....
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
&KEIFER
10/19/06 3:58 AM GMT
as I scroll up, I find that the thread had gone to pot then too ... and all you did then was point out that fact ... as you are doing now

if you are ignorant of history, you are doomed to repeat it
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What do YOU know about the Chambord Tekneek? ... tell me all you can .. 'Tis important
.speedy_10
10/19/06 4:51 AM GMT
so am i
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Image of the day! | My Gallery | ~-Banana Fish-~ | Click anywhere on the hyperlinks for an image! XD |
.laurengary
10/19/06 5:10 AM GMT
I am SO not to blame for Sam's " Lauren is a doody head " comment !
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
.CurtieBear
10/19/06 6:39 AM GMT
Well, it would appear my day was a short one.. lol

Woo-hoo... I made it through unscathed... la-la-la-la-la-laaaa
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
+Samatar
10/19/06 9:46 AM GMT
*scathes Curt*
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion- rescope.com.au
.CurtieBear
10/19/06 10:14 AM GMT
Oooo... you husky b**** you.
*makes cat clawing motio at Sam*
:oP
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
+Samatar
10/19/06 10:46 AM GMT
Motio has nothing to do with this, leave them alone!
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion- rescope.com.au
.CurtieBear
10/19/06 11:19 AM GMT
Did I say motio? I meant MOTION... as in *makes cat clawing motions at Sam*
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
+Samatar
10/19/06 11:36 AM GMT
I hear there's a spay one, get one free offer on today...
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion- rescope.com.au
.CurtieBear
10/19/06 11:57 AM GMT
You're not working with me here... *sigh*
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
::third_eye
10/19/06 8:10 PM GMT
yeah, because there's nothing quite as irritating as non-conformity...especially to a straight-laced no-nonsense person like you, curt :P
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
.MellodySmiles
10/19/06 10:13 PM GMT
Oh Rob, I am shocked...you....a rebel....may wonders never cease.....
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"God is my only hope and the source of my joy" Henri Nouwen
::third_eye
10/19/06 10:18 PM GMT
i'm just chock FULL of surprises, carrie :P
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
.MellodySmiles
10/20/06 12:14 AM GMT
You are chocked full of somethin' for sure....;0)
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"God is my only hope and the source of my joy" Henri Nouwen
::third_eye
10/20/06 12:39 AM GMT
*checks diapers* ummm, no not yet i'm not
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
::third_eye
10/21/06 12:56 AM GMT
"it aint easy....being green"
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
::J_272004
10/21/06 4:22 AM GMT
*sneaks in.. reads thread.... hehehehehe.... shuts door quietly .....
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MY GALLERY ........... "Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece"
.animaniactoo
10/21/06 11:35 AM GMT
Hey Rob, you done trying on yout Halloween costumes yet? or you got more to go? 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::third_eye
10/21/06 12:14 AM GMT
oh, i suspect the wardrobe's still quite full :P
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
::laurengary
10/23/06 8:29 PM GMT
You know, the first time I saw this I thought it was Les ...
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::madmaven
10/23/06 9:08 PM GMT
I saw an avatar and thought it was Phyllis Diller...but it wasn't....
I forget who's though.....
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Help Wanted: Clone needed to take over my duties so that I can stay on Caedes all day...
::third_eye
10/23/06 10:48 PM GMT
<<<------did it look anything like this? (congrats on being my victim du jour)
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
::J_272004
10/24/06 5:51 AM GMT
hehehehehe... my what big....... red eyes you have RobTerri... LMAO... your evil Rob.. EVIL!!!! I say.... lol
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MY GALLERY ........... "Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece"
.animaniactoo
10/27/06 12:16 AM GMT
I DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR MY THREAD! SO THERE MS. MAVEN! (you are still coming up the fire escape tonite, right?) 8•P

Oh Curt… I still wanna know how your stuffing is doing Mr. Bear… are you still full of it? *snicker*

Keithhhhhh… I heard you're volunteering to be a Big Brother to Timmie! Community Service for that last ramble through a farmer's field? 8•P

Jac… OMG! IT'S TRUE! YOUR FACE CAN FREEZE THAT WAY! *falls on the floor laughing @ self*
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
.CurtieBear
10/27/06 7:17 AM GMT
Umm... no comment :oP
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
.animaniactoo
10/27/06 10:58 AM GMT
*blinks* whaddya mean "no comment"? afraid some of it will fall out on the floor? 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
.CurtieBear
10/27/06 11:04 AM GMT
mmm maybe. *blush*
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
::Nikoli
10/27/06 1:59 PM GMT


Get f++kings kids out of pubs!
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''God created a number of possibilities in case some of his prototypes failed --> That is the meaning of evolution. Author: Graham Greene 1904-1991, British Novelist
::third_eye
10/27/06 2:04 PM GMT
why? then we'd actually have to throw the darts... at the dart boards!
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
::Nikoli
10/27/06 2:08 PM GMT


True. Very true. However I want a quiet lunch time drink, you know get away from work for a bit and the pub is filled with Doleites spending their benefits with prams full of kids smoking 100's of Ciggarettes. What chance do these kids have? F++k ALL!
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''God created a number of possibilities in case some of his prototypes failed --> That is the meaning of evolution. Author: Graham Greene 1904-1991, British Novelist
::J_272004
10/27/06 2:11 PM GMT
yep and ya got the govt to thank for that...

Well now Cat.. I see your feeling better to come outta the water tower.. as for my face.. whats wrong with it??? I had that taken on a good day thanks.. i always have good morning photos... =PPP
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MY GALLERY ........... "Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece"
::laurengary
10/30/06 4:08 AM GMT
Muah Jackie ! A big ol' smooch for you & your divine lipstick ! It's really flattering to your skin tone !
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::J_272004
10/30/06 4:50 AM GMT
Thanks glad you like it its called bloody red.. lol..
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MY GALLERY ........... "Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece"
::third_eye
10/30/06 4:59 AM GMT
*whistles nonchalantly* h i aint gonna go there..or there... hmm or there...
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
::J_272004
10/30/06 5:04 AM GMT
heheheheheheheheheheheheehehehe where??? and where??? and where??? lol
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MY GALLERY ........... "Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece"
::laurengary
10/30/06 5:21 AM GMT
You coward Rob !
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::J_272004
10/30/06 5:28 AM GMT
i'm a waitin babe... lmao
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MY GALLERY ........... "Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece"
::laurengary
10/30/06 5:41 AM GMT
It's never polite to keep a ghoul ... wait... mybad ...girl waiting, you know.
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::third_eye
10/30/06 11:03 AM GMT
well, picture dracula in a 'got milk' type ad... "Got Blood?"... and thats as far down that path as i plan on going...
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
::laurengary
10/30/06 1:51 PM GMT
Doesn't sound very far down the path Rob ....
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::third_eye
10/30/06 10:45 PM GMT
lol believe it or not, acting in good taste is something i try to do.... usually
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
.animaniactoo
10/30/06 11:55 PM GMT
why bother? 8•P

I LOVE bein a brat... just ask poor A1 all the things I did to him this weekend *grin*
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::laurengary
10/31/06 1:27 AM GMT
Tell us please ! LMAOOO

And I'm sooo disappointed in Rob, I put up my Ozzy Osbourne Got Blood avatar just for him !
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::third_eye
10/31/06 1:31 AM GMT
ok...
this is a visual... think about the got milk mustache..now, in your mind, paint it red..
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
::laurengary
10/31/06 1:33 AM GMT
okie dokie .... now what ? Cute yes, & timely ....but you're missing my point !
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::third_eye
10/31/06 1:49 AM GMT
what'd i miss?
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
.animaniactoo
10/31/06 1:50 AM GMT
uh… I ain't tellin squat... go get him to tell ya! 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
AnimaniacOne
10/31/06 2:00 AM GMT
A2 is now not allowed to have a straw when we go eat at a restaurant...
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We'd love to stay here and count our brain cells as they DIE one by one, but we can't...
.animaniactoo
10/31/06 2:24 AM GMT
*peers archly* allowed?
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::third_eye
10/31/06 2:29 AM GMT
A1, think i'd hide the mallet b4 she finds it if i were you...
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
.animaniactoo
10/31/06 6:16 PM GMT
me? mallet? dangerous? NEVER! *heard in the background… "sorry Yoda… it's my reflex"*

(and I only shot ONE spitball @ him... okay... maybe it was 2 8•P)
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
.purmusic
10/31/06 6:26 PM GMT
LOL.

Well ... what can I say ... !! ~ Spitball Fight ~ !!

And once again ... I risk tarnishing my image ... even more so. Eh ... who cares ...

!! ~ Spitball Fight ~ !!

*luggies one at Cat* ... a big, big wet one. :oP
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
.animaniactoo
11/03/06 10:03 PM GMT
*rinses ear out* geez… you should really get that looked @. 8•P

btw… *ponders* Les' age is suddenly mysteriously missing from his profile.

*stern look* Lester... Have you properly filed the paperwork to be granted an age exception for posting on this thread?
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::laurengary
11/09/06 7:08 AM GMT
Probably hasn't .... sic him Cat !
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
.animaniactoo
11/20/06 11:17 PM GMT
*pokes Lauren* I think it's your turn on the hot seat!

So… how many times have you walked into a door… tree branch… signpost… other big obvious thing this week? (not counting the great white hopeless?) 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
.animaniactoo
11/21/06 8:42 PM GMT
*pokes Lauren again*
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::laurengary
11/21/06 8:44 PM GMT
OMG ... I can't believe you asked that !

Twice this afternoon .... raking leaves. How'd you guess ?!

You brat ! :D
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
.animaniactoo
11/21/06 8:49 PM GMT
uh… it's called… I know ya well? *snicker* 8•P

and? (i'll ask for Andrew since he's not old enough to participate) didja bring the corn in yet? 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::laurengary
11/22/06 4:26 AM GMT
nope ... still in the garden ! :D
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
.animaniactoo
11/23/06 1:39 PM GMT
5 Bucks says Lauren forgets @ least one ingredient today. 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
.animaniactoo
11/24/06 8:52 PM GMT
okay… i was wrong… she didn't forget the ingredient… she only forgot how much of it to use… do I still get my 5 bucks? 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::third_eye
11/24/06 9:14 PM GMT
only if you treat them well,and keep them fed nyuk nyuk nyuk
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
::laurengary
11/25/06 3:04 AM GMT
I beg your pardon .... I did NOT forget ! I just switched things around to see how interesting it could be ... :D
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
+Samatar
11/25/06 4:21 AM GMT
Some of the world's most famous dishes were created by accident!

*samples Laurens creation*

... and some... were not...

*subtly tips Laurens creation into nearby potplant*
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion- rescope.com.au
::laurengary
11/25/06 5:55 AM GMT
My " creation " was whole berry cranberry sauce ..... & one of the ingrediants is orange juice. Well ! I figured if a little orange juice was so delicious .... a LOT of orange juice must be out of this world !

Well, it's not. I switched the OJ & water proportions & I'm here to tell you that makes for a gluey cranberry sauce.
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::animaniactoo
08/15/07 2:12 PM GMT
Man… sometimes the urge to be a sarcastic brat just overwhelms me…

The e-mail I just sent to Target's "online orders" customer service dept:

I just wanted to thank you for your brilliant shipping and handling policy which caused me to stop my order when the $130.00 worth of goods I was ordering totaled up to $200.00 after the shipping and handling was added. Not being willing to pay more than 1/2 the cost of my order to get it shipped, I went over to Bed Bath & Beyond and found something I liked much better and have had it shipped for a total charge of $8.95
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
&KEIFER
08/15/07 3:26 PM GMT
but but but .. the other shipping service is Waay Cool .. YOU missed out, and will regret it for the rest of your life

it's only money .. you can't take it with you
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::third_eye
08/15/07 7:45 PM GMT
Be grateful you didn't shot at Kohl's Ye Olde Bricks and Mortar. Some nimrod came up with the idea to give the cashiers a $1 incentve for every credit application solicited. so, instead of the normal assenine delays, now each and every customer in front of me became "applicants".

I was resorted to asking the cashier, if I just gave her $10, could she just kindly put those damn things away and ring us up?

yes, I'm serious. Standing on line for over half an hour behind four customers will do that to a person.
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::third_eye
08/15/07 7:46 PM GMT
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&KEIFER
08/15/07 9:06 PM GMT
uh oh .. Rob is a Cyborg, and his speech chip is skipping again

(*smack*)

let's see if that fixes it
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::third_eye
08/15/07 9:11 PM GMT
*pounds Keith on the head*

um, not sure about speech, but my reflexes are a bit high-strung ;P
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.laurengary
08/17/07 3:13 AM GMT
Has this now turned into the pounding thread ? Let me know guys, okay ?
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::third_eye
08/17/07 3:18 AM GMT
nah, just a bit of Tom and Jerry-esque horsing around.
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::animaniactoo
08/22/07 4:31 PM GMT
Pardon me for not gettin back to this before:

A) Yah… but if I don't have the money to begin with it's harder to spend it. 8•P

B) ANVILS AWAY!

C) The response I received from Target… which made me laugh my butt off (and I look realllllllly odd w/out a butt):

Dear Guest,

We're always looking at ways to make Target.com even better and your comments are a big help to us.

Thanks for getting in touch with us. I hope you'll visit us again soon.


Best regards,

Preetha

Target.com Guest Service
http://www.target.com
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