Caedes

Off Topic

Discussion Board -> Off Topic -> How to Overcome Nymphomania

How to Overcome Nymphomania

&KEIFER
10/13/06 5:01 PM GMT
How to Overcome Nymphomania

(*snicker*)

overcome your desire to withhold your thoughts
0∈ [?]

Comments

Post a Comment  -  Subscribe to this discussion
.FutureResident
10/13/06 5:06 PM GMT
Are you for real?
0∈ [?]
h_m_s_x_ _l... like to buy a vowel? ♥
&philcUK
10/13/06 5:17 PM GMT
if it's on Fox News - it must be true. or at least the official version of the truth :-)
0∈ [?]
A smart bomb is only as clever as the idiot that tells it what to do……si vis pacem para bellum.
::kidder
10/13/06 5:46 PM GMT
A fair & balanced look at Nymphomania & the Nutritional Value of Nose Picking!
0∈ [?]
GOD PUT ME on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die. Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes cartoonist VISIT MY GALLERY
::doubleheader
10/13/06 6:27 PM GMT
Oh Lord.....
0∈ [?]
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.
.Warrior_of_the_Eceni
10/13/06 6:55 PM GMT
Overcome?? why?
0∈ [?]
Is it shiny? Is it... jangly?
.purmusic
10/13/06 7:36 PM GMT
*puts down his copy of John Kenneth Galbraiths' "Economics and the Public Purpose" *

Hmm ... not sure if I need one of those covers ...
0∈ [?]
The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::madmaven
10/13/06 11:41 PM GMT
Hmmmmm, howsabout......"How I cured my paranoia by killing everyone who was talking about me"....:)
0∈ [?]
Help Wanted: Clone needed to take over my duties so that I can stay on Caedes all day...
::J_272004
10/14/06 1:17 AM GMT
LMAO... ohh I know just the people that would suit those titles... LMAO....
0∈ [?]
MY GALLERY ........... "Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece"
::kidder
10/14/06 3:52 AM GMT
Or: "Ways to Silence Those Voices in Your Head"
0∈ [?]
GOD PUT ME on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die. Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes cartoonist VISIT MY GALLERY
::noahnott
10/14/06 3:54 AM GMT
The art of talking to yourself, that would be a best seller for sure.
0∈ [?]
Me @ devART
::kidder
10/14/06 3:58 AM GMT
I dont ever talk to myself..I do too..do not..do too..
0∈ [?]
GOD PUT ME on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die. Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes cartoonist VISIT MY GALLERY
::noahnott
10/14/06 4:04 AM GMT
making content for "the art of talking to yourself" may be difficult. I'm sure we can consult dr. phil when we need help. >_>
0∈ [?]
Me @ devART
::cgImagery
10/14/06 4:10 AM GMT
who needs dr. phil when u got me? 8^D
0∈ [?]
Acting dumb leads to success.
::noahnott
10/14/06 4:25 AM GMT
well yeah you got a point...

...not
0∈ [?]
Me @ devART
.speedy_10
10/14/06 8:37 AM GMT
why not consult yourself? i mean you are writing a book on "the art of tlaking to yourself". it's the perfect solution!
0∈ [?]
My Images are much better than yours! :D? | Image of the day! | My Gallery | ~-Banana Fish-~
.akashastrega
10/14/06 7:42 PM GMT
how to get your big break in the adult film industry
0∈ [?]
To humor the party pooper who complained, I will censor my quote======= THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where poopy-ish ideas come from!!
::third_eye
10/14/06 7:50 PM GMT
and let's not forget the sequel, "it's never lonely up on top"
0∈ [?]
lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
.akashastrega
10/14/06 8:42 PM GMT
we can take the harry potter route and release a series of books, the next being:: bottoms up--my life as ron jeremy's co-star

BTW-- did anyone notice the bakery fresh wedding gown? who says you can't wear your cake and eat it too?
0∈ [?]
To humor the party pooper who complained, I will censor my quote======= THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where poopy-ish ideas come from!!
::third_eye
10/14/06 8:48 PM GMT
jenn, that cold've been written by just about any female porn star...um, i know this because someone told me...*looks around to see if anyone actually believes that...*

here's another 'leave me alone' title : "100 ways to pick your nose, and 1000 things to do with what comes out" ... of course, there's the hazard that you'll get seated next to the even sickier puppy who actuallyasks to read it when you're done...
0∈ [?]
lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
.akashastrega
10/14/06 9:06 PM GMT
1001 tasty booger recipies
0∈ [?]
To humor the party pooper who complained, I will censor my quote======= THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where poopy-ish ideas come from!!
::third_eye
10/14/06 9:19 PM GMT
who said anything about limiting options to the palette? ;-)
0∈ [?]
lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
.akashastrega
10/14/06 9:34 PM GMT
mucous, top secret of the worlds finest chef's
0∈ [?]
To humor the party pooper who complained, I will censor my quote======= THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where poopy-ish ideas come from!!
::third_eye
10/14/06 9:38 PM GMT
mucous, it snot just for cooking
0∈ [?]
lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
.akashastrega
10/14/06 10:07 PM GMT
Rob that was f**king INSPIRED!!!! Lovin' it!!!
0∈ [?]
To humor the party pooper who complained, I will censor my quote======= THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where poopy-ish ideas come from!!
::third_eye
10/15/06 2:42 AM GMT
actually seemed kind of sophomoric, even for my humor...but here goes another one..

"how to hide evidence so even forensics won't find it" and it's companion,
"how to have forensics find the evidence, and still not be found guilty" by OJ Simpson
0∈ [?]
lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
.Jhihmoac
10/15/06 5:29 PM GMT
...And now we come to the "Do-It-Yourself/Self Help" of the Caedes Library...

1) The Lizzie Borden Guide to Handling Domineering Parents...

2) The Pigeon: 200 Best Loved Recipes...

3) Decorating on a Shoestring: Miraculous Finds at the Dump...

4) How to Make the Most of Your Career at McDonald's...
(other books also cover occupational advancement at Wal-Mart, Kinko's, Target, White Castle, Wachovia Bank...etc...)

5) Viagra for Dummies...

0∈ [?]
"Let us forever cherish and hold sacred these moments...for it is our undoing ...should we forget..." -William Shakespeare ... Visit Jhihmoac's Gallery
.akashastrega
10/15/06 11:22 PM GMT
How to supplement your heroin addiction with a website (Caedes Publishing Co.)
The latest gadgets for the Bondage afficianado
10 steps to a successful driveby
How to pimp your sister
How to outsmart a hostage negotiator...

0∈ [?]
To humor the party pooper who complained, I will censor my quote======= THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where poopy-ish ideas come from!!

Leave a comment (registration required):

Subject: