ok i'm writting a bunch of short stories for a big book but i dont know how to get them published. One other thing...would any of you buy my book? well just wanted to ask but if you have any ideas on where you can get something published give it to me please it would be nice! I APPRECIATE YOU READING!!
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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Eric, Eric ... Eric ... I feel I can call you that ... 'cause its' your name.
You are right in some respects insofar as wanting to punish DigiCamMan for his suggestions. As to the method suggested ... nay, not so much. A stern spanking is in order for sure ... as one must never 'run' in a bookstore ... its' uncouth.
But to answer your query ... no, I think I would have to pass on the purchase of your, as yet, unpublished works. You see Eric ... my allotted budgetary expenditure towards tomes for this upcoming year is almost depleted. And I am eagerly awaiting the sequel to "The Mouse Who Didn't Like Cheese." (Pre-press copies have met with rave reviews ... I can't wait!)
So, Eric ... in a word, and reiterating ... no.
And since I do feel like I know you to some extent, albeit, in the short time that you have been with us ... I know that you will appreciate my candor in the matter you have put before us.
Have a nice day and good luck with your endeavours in the literary world. :o)
I won't buy it but I'll be happy to accept an Advance Readers Copy. If you don't know what that is go to your local Barnes & Noble & ask a KNOWLEDGABLE salesperson.
"ebarnets big book of pointless questions"
"Buy this book or else j/k"
"Read this or else j/k"
"How to get away with just about anything by putting 'j/k' after it"
"Does anyone have any suggestions about what I should call this book"
To humor the party pooper who complained, I will censor my quote=======
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where poopy-ish ideas come from!!
There once was a gal from Nantucket
who after reading this drivel said truck it !
Send it far away under guard,
To the closet Elephant Graveyard,
Or else we'll probably all upchuck it !
Okay ... not my best I admit, way too many syllables ... so sue me !
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
........
My Gallery
To humor the party pooper who complained, I will censor my quote=======
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where poopy-ish ideas come from!!
Yeah, I know...he'll feed me Keith previously removed balls-- deep fried or something...then say to stay out of his thread, then threaten to hunt us all down...
Thank you for reminding me...that softy moment has definately passed
To humor the party pooper who complained, I will censor my quote=======
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where poopy-ish ideas come from!!
**~~eric~~**