alright.. i'm making scripts to turn into comics...here is a sample...rate it from 1-10 ten being the funniest.

~eric is falling still in bottomless pit~
Eric: *singing* I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts deedly dee....
Micheal Jackson: *pops out of nowhere listening to club music* Gonna get your booty. OW!
Eric: No you're not...i'm over 15!
MJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo....*disinegrates*
Eric: Oopsie Daisy!
~star wars music plays~
Darth Vader: Eric...I am your cousin twice removed!
Eric: I thought it was father?
Darth Vader: NOT THIS TIME ITS NOT!!!!
Eric: NOOOOO- wait a minute...i don't care..
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOoooooo......*disinegrates*
Eric: meh, he deserved it...i could use pepsi though...
~pepsi appears~
Eric: Eureka! *opens it up but all of it flies upwards and he doesn't get a drink* T_T why bother?

o.O

this could've been placed in your old thread as a new comment too :)

& michael jackson is coolness >:o

YOU DID NOT RATE IT! @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@

I vote that teenagers be banned from the site ... who's with me?

*raises both hands and feet*

"j/k" Eric ... did I use that correctly?

Since you did not specify that numbers outside the range given by you could not not be used ... I rate the your sample 'script' (and here I am using that word ... very, very loosely) ... hmm, let's see ... don't want to be harsh, but that candor thing raises its' head once more, as I know you appreciate that character trait ... I know ... eeny meeny miny mo ... there we are ... your number and rating as requested ... -27,003. :o)

I'm behind you all the way Keith ! In fact, I stand right next to you waving both hands madly like a wild woman.

I wish, I wish, I wish for an adult forum......

Agreed, all in favor say I...all opposed....motion carried....

That's ok ... although I wasn't here, I voted by manip proxy. :oP

I will add one exception ... unless we like yous ...and yous know who yous are. :o)

*abstained from voting..didnt want to lose teen vote for Ruler of the Universe

Well ... it is a very mobile demographic.

All's fair in love and politics, I say. :oP

If we support him, by buying his comic books, he just might have the capital to beat you to the capitol

think about that .... wanna vote now?

Yeah, but think of the ensuing scandal when it is revealed to the voting public the skeletons in his closet. Surely John and Jane Q. Public will not tolerate ... oh, right ... forget that ... where's the booth?

you can't just ban the teens
i'm one u kno :'(

off with their heads ..?? .. let 'em eat cake .. ?? ....

help me out here, what's the saying I'm looking for?

Go sit by your dish?
*shrugs shoulders*
I dunno.. lol

i say if teens participate in a forum with adults, they should act accordingly, or scram...and be forced to choose between one or the other. fair?

No. You adults can't have everything. ;xP

If everyone had just ignored this, it would probably be on page 2 by now...

But Sam...it is so much more fun to take it way off topic first...AND behead teens after making them eat cake...and all that...anyway...now that I've put my 2 cents in, I'll ignore it and let it go to page 47, 526...where at some point Timmy or Andrew will surely resurrect it as they often enjoy doing.

keifer...shut up and get away from any of my other posts........and i can make some good artwork if i had the programs...dont believe me...just wait and see.

keifer...shut up and get away from any of my other posts........and i can make some good artwork if i had the programs...dont believe me...just wait and see.

hmmmmm .. so far you have shot digicamman .. and kicked Nikoli in the balls ... and now you have expressed a desire that I "ferme la bouche"

perhaps you feel that we all deserved our punishments .... or perhaps you are maladjusted

something to be said for good breeding and/or the lack thereof..

or perhaps i could be PISSED AT THE MOMENT!

If you have no sense of humour then this probably isn't the place for you...

i totally agree...

ROTFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

omg keith. ty ty ty ty ty. I sorely needed that laugh right now… ya lil devil u 8•P

Loving it!!!!
Trying not to wet myself I'm laughing so hard!!

yeah, but wait til beanie baby sees this...

um ... wot did aye say?

lmao. I am SO braindead… I didn't even realize that wasn't keith. *snicker*

LMAO @ Cat

And ... OMFG Rob !!! That's so hilarious !! I about fell off my chair laughing so hard ! Oh God... wait'll I get to the Limerick Thread !!

Wait .... you copied my idea ! Oh ... that's okay, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Lauren, how is it that Ohioans seem so...you of course excluded...
Maybe if we just close our eyes...
Could this be Moolius in disguise...just aching to be abused

Nope ... good try Jenn, but it just won't work. Not even Moolious could be so so so ... I don't know.
And as for your question... beats the crap outta me. Maybe he was dropped on his head as a baby , so it's really not his fault.

my guess is that it wasnt the drop...it was t---h---e b----o----u----n----c----e---s over and over again... (and the parents SWEAR it was an accident *wink wink*)

The b----o----u----n----c----e---s sure..... but I think it was the fact that it happened so often myself.

By the way ... why are we spelling ?

*sighs* I'm sorry… I have to do it… we're just gettin outright mean now folks. Put the forks and knives away and leave the poor lad alone. He didn't know better before… now he does (or um… should 8•P)

:P i'll quit...eventually...
and lauren, i wasnt spelling, per se. i was was typing in sound effects.. each letter was a bump...

you only say that because he didn't kick you in the balls

where are those anyway? .. i've typed the word all day long and I just assumed it was bad

I had a vision that I was dying...I did'nt did I?

you have to be alive and have a pulse to then stop living and die, so technically no, jerry ;-)

*cough* i feel better.....*yawn* but i am tired...issues that i don't wanna explain totally made me mad for the last week or so...so yeah

noone's asking you to spill your life story, but your behavior warrants (at bare minimum) an apology

Yes he does & most specifically an apology to Keith ...

look alright I'M SRRY! I said that in my other 5 kajillion threads...I HAVE ANGER ISSUES!

Anger issues are tough but there is help, seek it before it destroys your relationships one by one. If you have any quesitons PM me.

If i compare your poem, play, thingimobob, thing...honestly, it was OK. It was reaeeallllyyy random, which is ok. But, um, comparing it to Edgar Alan Po, and it gets a 5, you get a 6. Why? B/c i dont like his style. Comparing your poem to the entertainment concentration to Harry Potter (which happens to be my favorite book), it getting a 5, your thing recieves a 3.

hold up... harry potter and edgar allen poe... both get a 5?!? so sorry noah, this is for your own good, i swear.... *smack!!!* wassamadda withyoo??? and double goes for the buffoons who are charged with your education, i expect their resignations on my desk forthwith...

5 being a base. Like there is better than 5, but it's the starting point. Einstein's theory of relativity, explains it all.

Hold up... "honestly, it was OK"?!?

noah was edumacated in nepal ...

what? .. your school didn't play the Nepal Yaks? ... they were tough

my understanding is that they were constantly being told not to talk back... and in song, no less

How did you know i was educated in nepal!? (for 5 years that is). Oh yeah, i told you. nvm.

Sam .. Rob already smacked him .. not hard enough, mind you .. but, smack him he did

There is enough "smacking" going around here to open up a kissing booth....EWWWWWWWW......LOL

*gets out dollar bill waits in line at Carries booth..*

my brain hurts from the 5's and numbers and smacking...AAHHHHHHH!!!!! *spazzes out from confusion*

Noah edumacated? Edgar Alan Po? I think not!

lol....u said edumacated

...he was purposly mispelling it; well at least i hope he was. :)

Did you purposely misspell 'purposly' on purpose?

Hmm, a kind of tongue twisting candidate for a drinking game methinks.

Heyyy?!?! ... are you drunk Noah? Is that why you misspelled 'purposly?' Probable, however ... *ponders the potentially improbable and most possibly ... unlikely precipatory ... uh ... thing*

What's so funny? Don't you think I have an edumacation?

<---- has the power to render himself invisible.

See? Just did it. :oP

roflmao.... he said edumaction again! oh man i dont know why thats so funny it just is...>_<

hmmm, wonder what'll happen when he REALLY sees something funny...

Now ^^THATS^^ funny!! LMAO

Whats funny....whats funny.......

Watch it or he'll be sticking a beard on your boots next.

Now Thats funny.....lol

a beard on a pair of boots... now that would just be childish..

LMAO @ Rob

childish..but FUNNY!!

*rolls eyes*

Just don't mess with the caedes spider... you might be banned for heresy...

Here say? I thought the spider was real.

1. BUSTED....{Rob}
2. You guys are all being disrespectful to Eric's thread....
3. I LOVE the teenagers on site and do NOT want the site ever to be adults only { after all...we need those young minds that we corrupt....:)
4. I just bought several hundred rolls of toilet paper to roll everyone's houses....{ and a new razor....Dang, I need a shave...}

re: your thread { Eric}
I like comics but mostly only new stuff....not so many guest appearances from characters in other series....unless you want to feature mean stuff happening to third_eye....:)

I'm gonna start a tally of how many threads we all hijack, just as a guesstimate, 500+.
Eric, i rate your err..."comic" a 6/10. Maybe a bit more constructive stupidity and less random characters being thrown into this, just one and the whole comic being about his weirdness (<---?).

P.S. If i didn't make sense anywhere in my post, it's not my fault.

I didn't rate it coz I hate comics and cartoons....{ except Beavis & Butthead}...:)

Ahh yes, Beavis and Butthead... Good times...

lol..... you said butthead...AHHH I'M DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!

I used to love Calvin & Hobbes and The Far Side, neither are drawn anymore. I still get Calvin "reruns" in a daily email.

i hate reruns....grrrr