Hey, I know, Lets write our own country song titles ... I know we can do it


... I'll start

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I LOVE the one " Are You Drinking With Me Jesus " ... OMG ... I have this vision of Jesus as a big bellied trucker ( * apologies to truckers on site* ) belly up to the bar in a John Deere cap .... Hilarious ! Thanks for that link Keith !

LMAO... some of those are hillarious, like "Get off the Table, Mable (the 2 dollars is for the beer)". About peed my pants on that one.

Will you still love me if the bacon burns and the dog dies and we are out of beer?

Well, as you guys probably guessed I'm a big country music listener,(I know your shocked right??lol), but I'm also one of the first to poke fun at it. David Allen Coe did a song called "You Never Even Called Me By My Name"..here's what he said about it:

A friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
and he told me it was the perfect country and western song.
I wrote him back a letter and told him it was NOT the perfect
country and western song because he hadn't said anything about
Momma, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk.

Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent
it to me and after reading it, I realized that my friend had written
the perfect country and western song. And I felt obliged to include it
on this album.

The last verse goes like this here:

Well, I was drunk the day my Momma got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train.

CHORUS
So I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain. No,
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me, I wonder why you don't call me
Why don't you ever call me by my name.

ROTFL.....Platinum for sure...

Well, here's one for you Dan, written by yours truly...just poking fun:

This dang job ain’t goin’ so hot
My nerves and my knees are both shot
I bin fightin’ the wife and arthritis for years
I got bills comin’ outta my ears.
And the dawg got hit by a car
Oh, I think I’ll take off to a bar
The septic tank broke down today
And now my mother-in-law’s on her way….oh geez!

Everthings’ goin’ wrong
I think I’ll just sit down and play me a country song
Escape from these problems
These frus-tratin’ problems
I can’t wait for these problems to git along.

Oh man, this bad luck continues to grow
It follers me wherever I go
My waitress here spilled beer on me
And banged into my arthritic knee….owwww!
My troubles just go on and on
But my money and beer is all gone
I guess I’ll git home if I hafta’ crawl
But what’s the wife gonna’ say ‘bout these wet pants and all….Lordy!

Everthings’ goin’ wrong
I think I’ll just stay put and play me a country song
Escape from these problems
These frus-tratin’ problems
I can’t wait for these problems to git along.

LMAO!!..I'm sure it's going to be a classic, Pat! You've got a new vocation..writing C-W songs! LOL Love it!

Very good Pat ! Take your bows hon !

wouldn't bowing be a strain on her knees?

just stand there and wave hon

Man, I ain't got's time for this, but, you asked for it...

My Root Hangs In My Boot (Can I Buy You A Drink) - Hottrockin © 2006

Blame it all on my root
It hangs in my boot
And caused me to trip and smell your hair

I can be clumsy, even when I’m sober
Here, pet my one-eyed dog Rover
You look like a gal who my care

So, can I buy you a drink?
It’s on me; I’ll just use my child-support money
Boy, you sure look good in pink
So, can I buy you a drink honey?

Blame it all on my root
It hangs in my boot
And now you’re telling me you’re pregnant

I’m more clumsy drunk, and got a DWI
Here you go and forget your IUD
It wasn’t even memorable, you were rank and stagnant

So, can you buy me a drink?
‘Cause I’m down and out
Once again I didn’t think
I just don’t know what life’s all about

8~O

Your a natural Pat...Bravo!

Blame it on your root???

That has a completely different meaning down here...

" I saw Uncle Daddy kissing Auntie Mama"... and just in time for the holidays ;-)

"The gum on my boot reminds me of you" LOL

"My Dogs are Barkin Cuz Your a Walkin"

" Don't Roll Those Bloodshot Eyes At Me " (rockabilly)

Chorus: Don`t roll those bloodshot eyes at me.
I can tell you`ve been out on a spree.
It`s plain that you are lying
When you say you`ve been crying,
So don`t roll those bloodshot eyes at me.

Complete lyrics to this fascinating tune can be found HERE lol.

written by Ruth Hall/Hank Penny.

Does your Chewing gum, lose it's flavour! on the bed-post overnight?.......
Lonnie Donegan!........

I gotta hangover the size of Texas and I caent find my Lexas

I just can't get past Randy's root being in his boot... which I believe has the same meaning in Ohio it does in Australia.

Randy ... dude ... I know you're married & all but we have SO gotta talk !

(*raises hand*) .. California too ...

*holds herself back from asking the obvious question with a Herculian effort*

Here are two good titles for Country & Western songs:

"When My Wife Left Me, She Stole My Pickup-truck and Ran Over My Dog"

"I Found the Love of My Life at a Family Reunion"

I know kids, let's write our own song. Add a verse per post and see what unfolds...I'll start..

I sat tall in the saddle today....

Knowing she was running away

I didn't have the heart

i couldn't even start...

are we submitting lines, because i thought a verse was a part, or section...

Ummmm....just add a line that works

to tell her I'm glad she ran away

You were white trailer trash and you gave me a rash....you took all my cash..you always were smashed. I left you real fast cause I knew it wouldnt last.......

pardon the interruption… but I just wanna know… "Cow Cow Boogie" is that Moolius' disco bash? *innocent look*