i got the idea from what was going in in the 'lets tell spooky stories' thread. What's the craziest, most outlandish thing you'd do if you had a mountain of cash. the only 'guidelines' i'd suggest are: nothing criminal, nothing blatantly offensive towards a fellow caedesian (politicians...open season), and nothing physically impossible (example: i'd by enough plastic tubing to go from here to outer space, and breathe through it when i got up there)
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I will be sitting in the kitchen during the dinner hour. ;o)
For some entertainment during the aforementioned and ongoing dinner party ...
Jerry and Dubbya ... chocolate pudding wrestling ... with a twist. Secreted in the pudding ... the keys to the White House ... and whoever comes up with those keys, will actually be inaugurated as President.
Kind of like, what happened in the past election ... only better ... 'cause there's puddin' involved. :o))
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What kind of "crazy" thing would I do if I were rich?
Well... I'd take my D&D group to England, rent a castle, and play a week long gaming session, using the castle and the surrounding environs as the backdrop.
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I'd be on the 'Vote for Yourself' party. In England, that was actually a party. They got one vote (by the candidate themselves) and got up on the thing and started playing guitar.
Ooh, I live in England. Invite me! But I have to say, there are probably more castles in Scotland than England.
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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I have rethunked my seating arrangements somewhat ... instead of the usual ... boy/girl ... boy/girl ... now, it will be ... member/image mod/guests of honour ... member/image mod/guests of honour.
Should make for some interesting dinner conversation, don't you think?
Oh ... and yeah, one more thing ... Dave (aka speedy_10) ... your server for the evening. Now that ... will definitely prove interesting come time to serve the fare. I have given him free reign in the plating of the food.
Figured it would provide a built-in excuse for the potatoes being overcooked and devoid of moisture.
21) Emeril Lagasse. (Hey, 'bout time someone cooked for him I think.)
22) Nigella Lawson. (Get her out of the kitchen and into some evening wear ... she's hot.)
23) Bono. (I always wanted to tell that one joke in his presence about going up to heaven and then remarking on the people seen walking around behind the pearly gates there ... Mother Theresa, James Dean ... and then the kicker ... "Hey?!?! Is that Bono?" ... 'No, that's God ... he only thinks he's Bono.' :oP)
Oh yeah ... I slay me. :oP
To be continued ... right now I have to prepare to answer some hate mail from U2 fans.
Hey!! .. speaking of slay bells ... it's almost time for sleigh bells ... perhaps the people of the FROZEN north hear them sooner than, say, the people in SUNNY California
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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I would go to Australia, Canada (uh ... on the return trips of course ... Canada here ... *waves*) ... Russia and then Asia. It would be soooo much better. :oP
Sometimes you need to stop thinking so much and go where your heart takes you.... I apologize for not comment on images lately, it seems autumn is a busy time of the year for my work...
Another thing that I would do if I had lots of money. I would pay to get CLEAR train-tracks on my teeth. I just got them today, and already I want a painkiller.
And from a distance, it looks like I have no teeth.
I had braces ... had them put on the very first ... the very first day of grade nine.
Self-esteem was knocked for a loop for a bit. Then I looked a little more intently at my detractors and realized they were destined to walk around their adult lives looking like they had a mouthful of garbled walnuts for a smile. :oD
Continuing with my dinner affair ...
24) Santa Claus. (I have some questions about this being good or bad thing. Need some clarification on a few issues.)
25) The Easter Bunny. (Yep ... more questions, such as ... why oh why would you give me a chocolate rabbit that was vulcanized and you needed a jackhammer to beark apart?)
26) A select number of the voices that dwell inside my head. (Apparently, they have some questions for me.)
To be continued ... gtg now ... the voices tell me I have to and they get impatient.
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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I think you just flipped me off in Klingon. *confuzzled look*
Ok, how about we take a look at the menu for the dinner party? And since money is no object ... shall we?
*throws a bucket of KFC onto the table*
Enjoy. :oP
p.s. No, I did not get all the fixin's ... who do you think has to pay for all of this stuff? Huh?
p.s.p.s. However ... for the one lucky individual who looks under their chair and finds a sealed envelope ... for you ... you get a McCain's frozen chocolate cake.
It came with the special ... and instead of keeping it for myself ... I am willing to part with it ... I'm generous that way. :oP
p.s.p.s.p.s. Those of you not so fortunate ... there's leftover puddin'. *evil grin*
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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here's the funny thing... ketchup was called a vegetable...by one of it's own...Ronald Reagan...and not a cheap shot..reference is to his years as presdent, not as a patient.
Hmm, they grow from the earth up. Yeah ... sounds good.
I had another idea for spending the bounty.
Visit each of the Eight Wonders of the World. Take horrible snapshots of me posing in front of each and then post them on dA. *mischevious look*
With one addendum ... Keith Richards will be my personal photographer for this venture. And don't worry ... I have taken the precautions of hiring Mick to keep him in line.
You know what Les.. that sounds like quite the idea... of course if it was me, I would be the one posing for the pics and I would have Annie Libowitz or Robert Maplethorpe doing the pics.
Imagine it... an overwieght "Dairy Queen", i.e. me, wearing nothing but make-up, heels, wig, tiara and duct tape (to accentuate my cleavage you know). And, there I am posing in fromt of the world's greatest structures in various campy poses.
*Listens for the crash of the thread coming to a screaching halt"
well actually, curt, the thread IS 'really crazy stuff you'd do'. so no, not too far off course, unless for you thisd would be 'really normal stuff you'd do'. then of course, i'd have to yet PO'd at you for killin my thread :P
awww ty gemma :o)hmm, what else to do...well, i wouldn't mind someone doing my grocery shopping, my laundry, or my other less than desirable tasks...as long as you offered :P
You sure you want me to do your grocey shopping? Feeling kind of hungry. ;o)
There is a Canadian comic who jested that if he won the lottery (avert your eyes Gemma) ... and won stacks of money ... he would go down main street on a camel swinging a bag of cats overhead ... yelling ... "Yee Haw!!"
Imitating W.C. Fields in "Road Hog," comes to mind too as an alternative absurd way to conduct yourself after the fact.
Howard Hughes ... no. Well ... maybe ... except I would construct a glass house in that case, to put myself on display for allll to see.
*stops abruptly*
What the heck was that?!?!
Hmm, think I just felt the collective 'shudder' from the membership on my last visual. :oP
Hey. Back from a wonderful *cough* day of shopping with my mum and my brother (Chris). Me and Chris got bored, so we were seeing how many pefrume tester strips we could put in her hood without her noticing. The staff at Bodyshop just thought it was hilarious.
There was something I thought of today that would be great to go on this board... Oh yea, I would go to Ann Summers (a langerie shop), buy all their underwear and chuck it off the top of my school. Just to see how many people think it is raining underwear.
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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Due to FALL being my busiest season at my store...I rarely am able to view & comment. Someday I will catch up. PLEASE...if there is a particular work that you really want me to view, pm and I will make it a priority! Thanks so much!
Somebody in my class printed off about 200 copies of a picture of some boobs, and them posted them around the school. It wasn't that funny, just disgusting. And I wonder how he did that, seeing as the computers at my school are linked to the 'grid', who even block most games sites. *mutterings*
I'd also invent a paracetomol that works, and doesn't make me go all dopey.
I made progress today! I just had pancakes without crying.
Well, you have narrowed it down somewhat. So, by all means celebrate it for the whole two months. Any questions put to you about it ... have them contact me ... in July or August. ;o)
I want my own internet. That's right ... the whole kit and kaboodle. Just me. And when I go down ... I can get right on the person responsible. >:o/
lll.les.netless
One url, one web ... it's the way of the future people.
sure, just lke we now have the 'an army of one' philosophy in the military. translation :cover your own a$$, don't bother working with others, dont fret over petty concepts like teamwork, etc...
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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I want a pizza with extra cheese. When you order extra cheese, all it means is extra price. The extra cheese is about one slither, which seems to 'magically' fall off somehow anyway.
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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but never the less...*grabs grape* i'm kinda hungry...though i have lots and lots of monies on me...ok so it's only five pouds but thats ALOT to someone like me =[
ooo thats a point...i may go george at some point...or matalan...thats usually good...but i know ALOT of people who work in matalan...and it scares me 0.o
I probably won't go, I'm gonna stay on at school and do 6th form instead. Then I will already know the teachers, and it won't be so scary. The teachers at my school can be really nice, which is really rare.
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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