Yes it's true, Curt is dead again. He keyed the side of my car so I ran over him. I feel so bad that I decided to have this memorial in his honor. If you remember FedEx was to deliver a package to Curt a few months back but did'nt deliver because they said he was dead. So I would like all of Curts friends, both of them....just kidding....I would like all of Curts friends and enemies to say something in memory of said dead guy. If you can't say something nice go ahead and say something anyway, otherwise this may be a very short thread. If Curt should pop in and say something don't believe or even listen to him...it will be an imposter...Curt covered his bases in case he died again. So...*sniff*....let the...*sniff*....memorial to our fallen comrade begin.
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Noooooooooooooooooooooo! *sobs*
who can I offend now...with my warped humor...? { oh yeah.....EVERYBODY...:)
Well....can I have all his cosmetics and designer shoes?
Due to FALL being my busiest season at my store...I rarely am able to view & comment. Someday I will catch up. PLEASE...if there is a particular work that you really want me to view, pm and I will make it a priority! Thanks so much!
Oh CurtieBear, you were just too young to go. What will we do without all the joy, *sob* sweetness, *sniff, sniff* and light you shed in our lives...*sob, sob* how can we go on without you....we are just overwhelmed with sadness at our *sniff, sniff* tremendous loss.
I'm sorry my fellow Caedesians I can not continue...it...it...it...is just toooooo much for my heart to bear (no pun intended).
OK, that done does anyone know if he had a set of ski's, I could get, winter is almost here you know. Last one to the buffet table is a rotten egg....
Oh no......my poor brother *falls to knees sobbing*...please tell me it isn't true. Tell me you didn' run over him Jerry!!! *sniff* sniff* I will miss you & your witty wit bro ;(
NOoooooo nooooo not Curt.... Digi how could you!!!!!!! now you'll need new tyres.. lol
i'm gonna miss the little bear.. ummmm i'll have all his sexy victoria secrets stuff thanks.. hehehehehehe....
Sorry Terri, I love ya dearly hon but Jenn & I have already decided to get his designer shoes. Well, I get the size 7.5 ones anyway. You'll have to duke it out with Jenn on the others.
And I will miss you Curtie Honey .... & pay tribute to you everytime I stomp on some little person wearing your heels.
GOD PUT ME on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die.
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Darn..was hoping somone might spring for KFC..or at least a couple hotwings..yeah..I think I gotta work that day..whatever day it is..*goes to own fridge to look at green stuff..
GOD PUT ME on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die.
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Life without Curt???
Say it isn't so?????????
Ah well, guess that means I don't have to return that FABULOUS feather boa I borrowed...and yes, I got dibs on the designer shoes (Lauren, you can have the smaller sizes)...I am just really sad though...his fashionista ways will be missed...
I'm sorry, I'm just too overcome with grief, yet oddly giddy at the prospect of gorgeous new clothes and designer heels...I gotta go, I can't say anymore, the emotions are too much
To humor the party pooper who complained, I will censor my quote=======
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where poopy-ish ideas come from!!
Quick people !! It's Curt's impostor ... get'em !!
Yes ... a clever ruse Curt ... I think we fooled everyone ... now ... time to implement the next stage of our dastardly and devious and daring ... uhm ... *checks notes* ... right ... plan.
Uhm ... did I just write that 'out loud?'
Crap ... Curt !! ... to the SoniqueMobile ... and quick !!
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Pay no attention to the above comment...that's not Curt, it's an imposter...I know, I saw what was left of Curt under my car...now I have to take it to a detail shop...that hacks me...it's not cheap. He was wearing some funny looking shoes and a bra at the time of his demise.
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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Due to FALL being my busiest season at my store...I rarely am able to view & comment. Someday I will catch up. PLEASE...if there is a particular work that you really want me to view, pm and I will make it a priority! Thanks so much!
I have only been here for about a week or so... but Curtie was a credit to his kind, whatever it was. The imposter must be complimenting him, wanting to be him so much... he was a great inspiration to... well, not to me... to... um... that guy. You know the one I'm talking about, right?
Curt ... quick ... this time you put the gas in the SoniqueMobile. It is your turn and I hate that smell that gets on your hands after the fact.
You know Curt ... let's just go for a cruise. Once they start to chow down on the bacon greased popcorn ... in a while they will be so sluggish we can proceed to ...
Ah yes...Les...the drama Queen. Let go Les Curt is toast...get over it. I'll send you a pic to work on, it will be good therapy. Maybe you will be the next Van Gogh.
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You really didn't fill us up at that last stop, did you?
You know what this means don't you?
*sticks thumb out for a ride*
Curt ... wait in the bushes ... then pop out when a ride comes along and hop in the back seat. Implementation of step two ... is our goal ... c'mon ... focus man.
*the infamous 'wah wah' silly soundtrack plays in the background*
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If Curt would have kept his keys in his pocket this would never have happened. But nooooooooooooooo he had to do my car....that makes me so mad...if he was here I would run over him again...then back up just to make sure.
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Hmm ... perhaps ... perhaps take a shot of the carnage next time and post it as evidence to the contrary.
'Cause this 'other' Curt is not ... not holding up his end of the deal for our plans to take over *caedes and turn it into another YouTube with static images as well ... oh wait ... crap ... did I write that part out loud again??
*goes back to the drawing board to figure out another diabolical coup d'état*
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
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That won't work ... I need ... the real stuff for this job ... "Keif Brawny Baby" paper towels, tyvm. With 5,000 times more absorbency than a premium baby diaper. Oh ... yeah.
OK.. my clothes, shoes and make-up are one thing... but YOU Cat.. have gone too far... I want my Barbie™ parts back. No one messes with my Barbie™ paraphenalia... I mean nobody.
*Tackles Cat and begins scratcking her eyes out with my Lee Press-On Nails™ and retrieves my dismembered Barbie™ parts before tossing her into the jet engine of a Boeing™ 747.*
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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"But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness." - 2 Timothy 2:16 (KJV) <- ->
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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*scrambles out of the jet engine of the Boeing™ 747 about 3 millisecs before it starts up*
WHEW! That was a close call!
*reports the imposter for trademark infringement* YOU sir are certainly no CurtieBear® ! Now begone!
*Swipes the Barbie™ debris on my way back out the door* Pardon me, I have an appt w/the eye dr now.
By the way… one of those Lee Press-On Nails™ is hanging loose… *tosses over the KrazyNail™ Glue* oops… sorry… forgot I considerately took the cap off for you 1st. 8•P
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Well it looks like neither of Curts friends showed up for the 'wake' and it seems the thread is as dead as Curt. Lest anyone else has some dastardly thing to say we may assume Curt has been put to rest.
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Uhm ... I thought there was going to be some food afterwards like? Ohhh ... ok ... didn't know you had put that responsibility on Curt's friend. The other friend? Pffft! An imposter.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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curt, it could be worse. they could've stranded you on a desert island, left you for dead, and when, by some miracle you manage to return, make you go back to work. me, i woulda hauled their butts to court and went about living in luxury from the millions i won for my trouble.
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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Ok...anyone have a boat or do we have to rent one? We will also need a small skiff or innertube to haul Curts remains a safe distance behind us. He is getting a bit ripe since we have been at this for awhile.
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