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.CurtieBear
12/07/06 9:55 AM GMT
You ever have an itch to answer the phone with some kind of witty or sarcastic remarks? How about some obscure greeting left on your answering machine?

Well, here's your chance to be rude to people on the phone. The concept is simple, similar to the "Fortunately, Unfortunately" game, we are basically answering each others attempt to call one another...

As an example (and to kind of start us off) it goes something like:

Ring, Ring...

We're sorry, but due to a lack of interest, we are closed for the day.

Ring, Ring...

CurtieBear's morturary, You stab em we slab em...

Ring, Ring...


Got it? OK, so let em rip...

Ring, Ring...
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::madmaven
12/07/06 10:18 AM GMT
Ring-Ring { dammit-my ears are ringing again}


MadMaven's Murder for hire...
"We aim to please".....:)
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Hey there Mister Madman, wat'cha know that I don't know Tell me some crazy stories, let me know who runs this show Glassy-eyed and laughing, he turns and walks away Tell me what made you that way
.CurtieBear
12/07/06 10:20 AM GMT
Ahem.... you're missing your Ring, Ring... :oP

Very cute though.. LOL
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::third_eye
12/07/06 10:28 AM GMT
Ring, Ring

Congratulation! you're my millionth caller..today! now SCRAM
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Hi,my name is Rob..ok, so I'm not the greatest at replies and comments. Sorry. For anyone needing to contact me, my email is back up in my profile. >> my cluttered mess of a gallery
::madmaven
12/07/06 10:33 AM GMT
Ring-ring

helllllllllllo,,,,,,this is dial-a-ho....
one of my hands are holding this phone....
guess what my other is doing?
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Hey there Mister Madman, wat'cha know that I don't know Tell me some crazy stories, let me know who runs this show Glassy-eyed and laughing, he turns and walks away Tell me what made you that way
+Samatar
12/07/06 10:34 AM GMT
Ring, ring...

Hello, is Bill there?

*baffled silence on other end*
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::madmaven
12/07/06 10:43 AM GMT
ring-ring

hello! Eeeels are us! :)
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Hey there Mister Madman, wat'cha know that I don't know Tell me some crazy stories, let me know who runs this show Glassy-eyed and laughing, he turns and walks away Tell me what made you that way
.CurtieBear
12/07/06 10:49 AM GMT
I'm sorry, We can't come to the phone right now...
*voice in the background* "Dear, I think the restraints are a little tight"
the wife and I are currently engaging in some quality time...
"Dear, really, I'm losing the feeling in my feet"
So if you, if you'll leave your name & number, I'll get back to you later.
*husband* "Who's your daddy? now sing for me..."
*In a grating contralto voice* - "The hill's are alive with the sounds of music"

Ring, ring...
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::madmaven
12/07/06 10:50 AM GMT
hehehe { you were listening last night}

ring-ring
Hello?
Hi...it's our mother in law?
Who?
Your mother in law...
SHE'S NOT HERE! *click*
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Hey there Mister Madman, wat'cha know that I don't know Tell me some crazy stories, let me know who runs this show Glassy-eyed and laughing, he turns and walks away Tell me what made you that way
::madmaven
12/07/06 12:31 AM GMT
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Hey there Mister Madman, wat'cha know that I don't know Tell me some crazy stories, let me know who runs this show Glassy-eyed and laughing, he turns and walks away Tell me what made you that way
.animaniactoo
12/07/06 12:32 AM GMT
*ring ring*

City Morgue… You kill em we chill em

and sadly…

Once upon a time… back in my days as a club girl… I got a call @ 10:00 on a fri nite. Aha! This could ONLY be one of my friends calling to make plans, right? okay! "Happy Hooker Whorehouse"

Um. It wasn't a friend.
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
.CurtieBear
12/07/06 12:43 AM GMT
LMAO
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::Dunstickin
12/07/06 12:46 AM GMT
ring-ring....

Hello you have got through to the County Home for the mentally insane!...~Matron Speaking~....who's calling!...hello!........hello!.......hello.....'click'....
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*Please forgive me, for not replying to every one of your lovely images-Problems with my hands is making it difficult* Dunstickin's Gallery
::madmaven
12/07/06 12:47 AM GMT
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Hey there Mister Madman, wat'cha know that I don't know Tell me some crazy stories, let me know who runs this show Glassy-eyed and laughing, he turns and walks away Tell me what made you that way
.CurtieBear
12/08/06 10:39 AM GMT
Ring, Ring...

Hello?

Hey there, did I wake you?

Well, let's see... it's 3am and I'm in bed... WTF do you think?
*click*
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+Samatar
12/08/06 1:30 PM GMT
Reminds me of "National Lampoons Christmas Vacation" (coming soon to a TV station near you)... "If I were you, I'd go up there and check every bulb... if you need any help, I'll be upstairs, asleep."
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::DigiCamMan
12/09/06 8:06 AM GMT
Ring Ring...

Hello

Can Johnny come out and play?

You know he's dead.

Oh good..can we have his toys!

Ok so it's sick...it's a joke.

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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
::DigiCamMan
12/09/06 8:09 AM GMT
Ring Ring...

Hello

Can Johnny come out and play?

You know he hasn't got any arms or legs.

We know but we want to use him for second base.

No booing...it's just another cheap joke.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
.akashastrega
12/09/06 9:35 AM GMT
ring ring

You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me. So, with that said, here are the detailed instructions for leaving a message for me........

ring ring

You have reached ###-####. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition. You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded. If we don't return your call, it means the machine did not work.

ring ring

This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.


RING RING
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.speedy_10
12/09/06 9:37 AM GMT
Ring Ring...
Ring...
Half Ring...
Beep, beep, beep

Welcome to *drumroll* Doo doo do daaaaa dee doo diop blam
*phone explodes*
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gloopical
12/09/06 9:09 PM GMT
Ring... ring... ring... ring... ring...

*answerphone*

Ring... ring... ring... ring... ring...
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I'm so slow, when life passes by, I never get a chance to live it.
gloopical
12/09/06 9:13 PM GMT
(This one is one that me and my brother actually did)

Ring ring...

*answerphone*

Hi, this is Cletus. Can't come to the phone right now... I'M HAVING ME A SPONGEBATH!!!

*Jolene* Hey Cletus! Where'd you leave my banjo?

I dunno Jolene! Anyway, you go on now and leave your message after this here beep.

*Jolene* Can we afford a beep?

Uh....

*beep*



Half the people who rang our house didn't leave a message. This was when my dad was trying to find a job, so we probably made him lose the job of a lifetime. Whoops.
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I'm so slow, when life passes by, I never get a chance to live it.
::madmaven
12/09/06 9:39 PM GMT
Ring-Ring:
Hello?
HI...it's the Birthday Reminder Lady....calling to remind everybody that Keith / aka Keifer is having a birthday tomorrow...{ Dec 10}....muhahahahaha}
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Hey there Mister Madman, wat'cha know that I don't know Tell me some crazy stories, let me know who runs this show Glassy-eyed and laughing, he turns and walks away Tell me what made you that way
.CurtieBear
12/10/06 2:21 AM GMT
Ring, Ring...

We're sorry, but was can't come to the phone right now... however, if you are a telemarketer... Get a life and leave me alone, and please don't leave a mesage. I won't return you call.
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::DigiCamMan
12/11/06 12:27 AM GMT
Ring Ring...

Telemarketer...blah blah blah blah

Hello I can't talk at the momemt...please leave your number and I will call you when you get home.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. Albert Camus ........ My Gallery
.speedy_10
12/11/06 6:02 AM GMT
Ring... Ring ring rinnnnnnnnnggggggggggerrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... Rawr Rawr RAR...

Hi, this is Jay-z crappin up this phone, now i'ma put my flava awn it *starts rappin*

Disclaimer # 2: Due to numerous suicide attempts after ringing this number, the full extended version has veeb edited but is available in all leading music stores, be sure to tie the noose tightly, don't want anyone suffocating to death.

*Reads above post*

Not the best idea today... but Jay-Z did crap up Linkin Park's songs...
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Icedtears
12/11/06 10:08 AM GMT
ring ring ring ring

''hello?...oh sorry i thought you were actually someone IMPORTANT''

ring ring ring ring

answerphone

''mwuahaha you rang now listen to the terrors of...

RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE RING RING RING BANANANNANA PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE''

puts answer phone on repeat.

*giggles in background*
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gloopical
12/12/06 9:54 PM GMT
Ring ring ring ring...

"Helloooo, this is Jessebell May's Pizza Parlour. Sorry we can't take your call right now, but I soooooo need a manicure, like, NOW. So go ahead and starve, you're putting on too much weight anyway, fatty."

I know that one is a little mean, but what can you do.
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I'm so slow, when life passes by, I never get a chance to live it.
.CurtieBear
12/14/06 7:03 AM GMT
Ring... Ring...

Hello, you have reach the HCFAA (Head Cold & Flu Adoption Agency), we currently have a household brimming over with orphaned head colds. They are very well mannered and potty trained, so no additional training is needed on your part. They are very loving.

If interested in adopting a head cold... please press 1
If you are currently not interestd in adopting one of our loving head colds... please press 2

*bangs on the 2 button*
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.GameMakerThomas
12/14/06 9:34 AM GMT
Ring... Ring...


...BANANA PHONE

Ring... Ring...
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Waffles Make Tasty Treats
.speedy_10
12/14/06 9:50 AM GMT
Ringa-ringa-ring-ring,
Da-da-da-da-ding-ding

Ooh eeh ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang!
Ooh eeh ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang bannnggg!

*techno starts playing in the background*

*baby starts bobbin and singing*

Beep beep beep
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gloopical
12/14/06 7:53 PM GMT
Ring ring...

This is the kitchen fridge. The answerphone went on holiday, so I'm taking over for a while. I can't take your message, sorry. Want some yogurt?
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I'm so slow, when life passes by, I never get a chance to live it.
.speedy_10
12/15/06 4:23 AM GMT
Lmao
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