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A Tribute to Les... again

.speedy_10
12/20/06 2:10 AM GMT
A tribute to Les ... Again

Due to numerous contemplations about many things and ways of thinking, he turned into a cookie, and slowly but surely, ate hisownself. It was a reversable situation, but we couldn't stop him.

Les... Was a great friend, and comrade in arms. We fought our way through the offtopic forums, making people laugh and cry as we fought for victory. But what we all can't believe... ok maybe we can believe it... is that he ate himself, under the impression he was a cookie, but in fact, he was a cookoo brain. (see Les, cookoo, not cookie).

He shall be missed, until he raises the dead... and himself, again.
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::purmusic
12/20/06 2:13 AM GMT
LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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.animaniactoo
12/20/06 2:15 AM GMT
lmaoooooooooooooo goodun dave! lololololol
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::purmusic
12/20/06 2:21 AM GMT
Ohhh suurrrrre. ^^^^^ Now you make your presence known. ^^^^^ >:o/

Lol.
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.speedy_10
12/20/06 2:25 AM GMT
O ... M ... G it has happening, MOZART IS BACK, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!
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::third_eye
12/20/06 2:28 AM GMT
quick, grab a powdered wig..
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::purmusic
12/20/06 2:35 AM GMT
Back at Dix Meat's ...

Our mild-mannered super hero removes the sandwich board from his wide shoulders. Tired and fatigued ... Cookieman contemplates a simple evening's pleasure of a good hot cup of tea and ... yes, a few delectable morsels of baked dough.

"Peanut butter perhaps," he muses to no one but himself.

It has been a long day and the lengthening shadows fall across his workplace back entrance as he leaves the building and heads for home.

Twilight time. His favourite moments of the day. Calm and peaceful. The hustle and bustle of the day transformed into muted sounds of activity behind locked doors.

His senses are awakened ...

He glances up into the darkening sky ... is it? Could it be?

Yes!! A call is going out ... his assistance is needed once more.

Hopping onto his trusty trike ... Cookieman pedals furiously to arrive before it's too late to save ... the soul that has put out the cry for the doughman.

Will he make it?

Stay tuned ...
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.speedy_10
12/20/06 2:40 AM GMT
*stays tuned*

Damn static... *adjusts tuning*

Got it now :)
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::DigiCamMan
12/20/06 4:45 AM GMT
Les is alive and well...just talked to him this AM....it's Curt that is dead.
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.CurtieBear
12/20/06 6:29 AM GMT
*stops by to pick up the last few crumbs that was Les*

Mmm... peanut butter

uhhh... sure Jerry... *rolls eyes*
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.akashastrega
12/20/06 7:18 AM GMT
My goodness, first UPS kills Curt, then Les eats himself. Caedes is turning out to be a very unsafe place...next that roo that Jacq hit will come back from the dead...and I have heard that zombie roo's are not fun to try to flee from.
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.CurtieBear
12/20/06 7:21 AM GMT
Don't worry Jenn... in D&D terms, Zombies only have a single action per turn, so you can outrun em pretty quick. Just take a double move or a full run action, and you'll be safe from that zombie-roo. :oP
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::purmusic
12/20/06 7:24 AM GMT
... he arrives just in time and finds the fallen citizen gnawing on his own self. (Hey, blame Dave, not me, for this particular twist. :oP)

"Ohh, you poor misguided soul," Cookieman remarks.

And with those words, places an oatmeal raisin cookie into his hands.

"You're ... you're going to be ok, kid."

Wide-eyed Les begins to chew on the offering ... strength returning with every swallow. Yes ... he is going to be ok.

His work completed ... Cookieman offers these last words before mounting his trusty steel steed.

"Never underestimate ... the power of the cookie son. Where there is hope ... there is the cookie."

And with a flash of style ... Cookieman spins and leaps back onto his trike ... and pedals off into the night.

Ever vigilant ... scanning the skies ... for the next person in need.

The End.

I am alive ... once again. Whew.
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.akashastrega
12/20/06 7:29 AM GMT
OMG Curt, too funny. I haven't heard anyone mention D&D for years. My bro and I used to play it religiously...we'd even bought custom dice!!!
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.CurtieBear
12/20/06 7:36 AM GMT
hehe 25 years and still playing here... of course, don't ask the pocketbook how it feels about it. :oP
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.akashastrega
12/20/06 7:39 AM GMT
See, I just KNEW there was a reason I liked you!!!

Great closet, and plays D&D!!! What else can you ask for???
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.CurtieBear
12/20/06 7:48 AM GMT
A Playstation 3?
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.akashastrega
12/20/06 8:02 AM GMT
I would Curt, but if I shipped it to you, but FedEx would probably kill you off.
And yeah, Les the cookie monster lives again. Would that be a zombie cookie monster?
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::madmaven
12/20/06 9:48 AM GMT
oooooh....nothing like a good stiff Les.....:)
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Hey there Mister Madman, wat'cha know that I don't know Tell me some crazy stories, let me know who runs this show Glassy-eyed and laughing, he turns and walks away Tell me what made you that way
.CurtieBear
12/20/06 9:53 AM GMT
O.o

umm...

*speachless*

LMAO
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::purmusic
12/20/06 12:10 AM GMT
I prefer the apres stiff Les. Satiated and now looking to cuddle, lol.

Yeah, bit of a personal bias here. ;o)

Wow ... from dead to stiff to post-O ... all in the span of 12 hours.

YaY !! I got me some !!
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::J_272004
12/20/06 12:27 AM GMT
Here ya go Jenn.. this is what the Zombie Roo looks like.. lol Zombie Roo for Jenn
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.CurtieBear
12/20/06 12:32 AM GMT
LMAO
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.SearwenSundarie01
12/20/06 2:10 PM GMT
Ok, well Les died, was dead, and came back. All without me knowing...hmm. I must be more diligent.

Hay! Where is cookie man when i need a cookie????? (lol)
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.akashastrega
12/20/06 7:33 PM GMT
OMFG Jacq...isn't it enough that y'all have ALL the poisonous spider and snakes, plus crocs...but those zombie roo's look to be the worst of all. I say you get out your smashed up car a run over that sucker again!!!
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.speedy_10
12/21/06 7:44 AM GMT
You know you want too... it's not like you have a choice or anyhting :P
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.speedy_10
12/23/06 3:35 AM GMT
*keeps thread alive... by C.P.R*
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::madmaven
12/27/06 11:45 AM GMT
Les has disappeared AGAIN!
{ Don't make me call the police, Les!}
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Hey there Mister Madman, wat'cha know that I don't know Tell me some crazy stories, let me know who runs this show Glassy-eyed and laughing, he turns and walks away Tell me what made you that way
&KEIFER
12/27/06 1:23 PM GMT
quiet .. quiet ..

Les hasn't disappeared .. everytime the girl that lives down the street from him reads "Cinderella" .... he turns into a pumpkin

he's sitting right next to you
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.purmusic
12/28/06 8:51 PM GMT
"No ... no officer ... no one here by that name." ;o)

Sorry folks ... almost broke my foot twice ... and the internet gods have been having their way with me.

Now, if you will excuse me ... 'she' is about to start reading "War and Peace."

Let's have a listen, shall we?
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.speedy_10
12/28/06 10:54 PM GMT
*crickets chirp*
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.purmusic
12/28/06 11:01 PM GMT
*steps on noisy crickets*
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.speedy_10
12/28/06 11:26 PM GMT
*Zombie crickets attack Les's foot, then retire to hide under the damp trees.. and chirp like mad*
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.purmusic
12/28/06 11:30 PM GMT
LOL.

Ohhhh ... those Zombie crickets ... I tell ya.

The trick is that you have to use a silver fly swatter, dipped in garlic and then made into a crude shape of a cross ... then pound on them, like mad.

That'll change their tune. :oP
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.speedy_10
12/29/06 6:52 AM GMT
Drop D, bit dark... but you can play guitar with them, so it's not all bad
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::timw4mail
12/29/06 1:33 PM GMT
You can't kill Les anymore...the police are on to you!
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.speedy_10
12/29/06 7:52 PM GMT
O.o

Eep... *calls off police search* i knew it was a bad idea >:\
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.purmusic
12/29/06 8:13 PM GMT
Ahh ... no.

Statute of limitations for rubbing me out ... won't expire.

Keep one eye out looking over your shoulder ... 'they' ... are coming to get you.

*cues evil music and laugh*

Bit of a sore throat ... and I don't do evil well, to tell the truth. :o\
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.speedy_10
12/29/06 8:20 PM GMT
No, NO!!!! NOT THE KITTENS!!!!!
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.purmusic
12/29/06 8:34 PM GMT
Yep ... big, fluffy, soft, cuddly ... extremely feral ones.

Be afraid ... be very ... alright, so they are not the most imposing posse. But ... but, as you are distracted by their huggableness ... *slap* ... goes the iron on the wrists.

Now, who's laughing? You? Or the kittens?

(Well, if they could laugh, that is ... it could happen.)
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.speedy_10
12/29/06 8:42 PM GMT
I'm laughing, the cats don't stand a chance... wait... *peers at the iron bar that was placed on his wrist... picks it up... and tries to eat it*

Something's not right here >:\

But... it was educational, i learnt that iron = no e a t i n g !
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.purmusic
12/29/06 9:14 PM GMT
Yeah ... I fell for that one too.

The ol' "4 out of 5 dentists don't recommend eating iron" routine.

Find that 5th dentist ... the one in the know ... hmm, think his name is Freddy, or something like that ... now ... he'll tell you the truth.

And pay no mind if Freddy goes off on a tangent about government conspiracies. He's still miffed at not getting the gig for the Colgate.
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.speedy_10
12/29/06 11:33 PM GMT
O.O

uhh... Yes... Of course, freddy...
Uhm... i think i might try and find him, get the low-down on iron and it's... edibleness.

and... moto psyco, fun? try for yourself :) ROAD RAGE@@
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.speedy_10
12/29/06 11:38 PM GMT
the most bestest page ever... CLICK ME NOW!
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.speedy_10
01/03/07 3:35 AM GMT
This thread can't die! Technically, it's not even alive!
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.speedy_10
01/04/07 10:07 AM GMT
Damn, the thread IS dying!
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gloopical
01/04/07 10:17 AM GMT
I'll save you non-living thread!

*gives CPR*

... Did it work?
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.speedy_10
01/04/07 10:18 AM GMT
Maybe ... but, we'll need to perform extensive open-heart surgery ... It could get messy
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gloopical
01/04/07 10:24 AM GMT
Ok...

*gets video camera*
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.speedy_10
01/04/07 10:26 AM GMT
*cuts thread in half, eat one half, replaces the eaten half with a film strip containing an episode of ER and places the thread back in it's honourary case*

Done, no mess-ups ... except my sore stomach >:\
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gloopical
01/04/07 10:30 AM GMT
Ooh, ER!!!

*watches the thread*
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.speedy_10
01/05/07 12:04 AM GMT
*eats some kidney*

Well, i'm off for 2 weeks, cyas.
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::madmaven
01/05/07 7:09 PM GMT
Les has "risen"!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps on*
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.purmusic
01/05/07 7:25 PM GMT
*starts to clean his monitor with Windex and paper towels*

(*thinks to himself*) I really should have learned by now, not ... not to open a thread with a full mouth of tea.

Lolololol.
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+purmusic
03/15/10 3:45 AM GMT
This just in ... belly button lint is universally coloured blue.
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+purmusic
05/01/10 1:02 PM GMT
Heyyyy ... did I die again, and no one told me?

... ...

Sheesh. Always the last to know ...

:oP
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"There is always something waiting at the end of the road ... if you're not willing to see what it is ... you probably shouldn't be out there in the first place."
::twinkel
05/01/10 3:00 PM GMT
Does the CPR thing!

*goes through her scout handbook, her Swiss Army Knife lays within his reach! (You know, just incase)*


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Carpe Diem!
.Jhihmoac
05/18/10 2:25 AM GMT
Nahh...just put a cookie under his nose...
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.Jhihmoac
06/05/10 2:22 PM GMT
But whaddya do when you run out of cookies, and the Pillsbury Doughboy is on vacation?
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::solita17
06/26/10 7:43 PM GMT
Buy him some raw cookie dough and leave a trail of bite-sized pieces leading directly to a snare.... when the trap is sprung we can keep him in a special Canuck exhibit where he'll never get lost and will always have cookies to munch...
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+purmusic
06/26/10 11:45 PM GMT
I'm trying to get off of teh cookies.


Been the proverbial monkey on my back for way ... wayyyyy, too long now ...


(*eyes cookie jar ...*)


Surrender to a higher power? Heck yes!!

That of the beloved baker and his wares!!

(*proceeds to eat his way to the ... bottom ... of said cookie jar*)


/\ Avert your eyes, folks ... 'tis tragic ...

(*and while eyes are averted ... ... CookieMan starts in on your cookie jars ...*)


>:oD
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06/27/10 8:47 AM GMT
"Be gone...Dr. Jekyll...Enter...MR. HYDROX!" ):F
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