Heres the situation
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::purmusic

12/20/06 10:19 AM
[complain] [message] Mudslinging on the campaign trail ain't got nothin' on this election.

Interview with prospective candidate ... Dave ...

Reporter: "Mr. Dave, it would appear that your political opponent refuses to debate you on the merits of your party's ideology. What do you attribute this to?"




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.speedy_10

12/20/06 10:43 AM
[edit] [complain] [message] Mr. Me: It has everything to do with our strict policy on worldwide bubblers! They just don't see the nutritional gain with drinking recycled vomit, there's no better refreshment than the sickening feeling you get when drinking vomit. We even have some sponsorship deals involving flavoured vomit and vomit with ads 'printed', or vomited onto it.

It's a compexicated ordeal going on, Mr. opponent hasn't shed any light onto why he hates us so, but can only offer these kind words:

Mr. Opponent: "Shoving crayons up your nose at the age of 3 did you no good"

Mr. Me: Well, i can only rely on you, Mr. Voters, to do you duty and vote ... for me, i promise you all chocolate flavoured vomit in every bubbler at school! You can't lose there :)

Mr. Reporter: O.O, well, there you have it, uhm.. Back to you Tom




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::purmusic

12/20/06 10:50 AM
[complain] [message] Tom: O.O ... *times passes in the studio* ... *cut away to commercial*




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::purmusic

12/20/06 10:58 AM
[complain] [message] Meanwhile back at the Opponents' political headquarters ...

Mr. Opponent: "C'mon People !!! We need something here ... I am getting decimated in the public opinion polls !!!"

Campaign Manager for Mr. Opponent: *nervously remarks* "Uh uhh ... Sir, we came up with something that might work and turn the tide in our favour."

Mr. Opponent: "Well, speak man, speak. What is it ?!?! I am getting desperate here !!"

Campaign Manager for Mr. Opponent: "Welll ... how about we point out that vomit is actually a clawback move on Mr. Daves' part to take from the rich and poor and pad his offshore bank account? You know the good ol' mud slinging approach to politics??"

Mr. Opponent: *thinking* ... "Hmm ... that just ... just might work. We need a slogan though ... some sort of sound bite that will resound with the press ... let me think ... let me think ... aha!! Puke is Poop!! Perfect !! Get started on some printed flyers ... we ... we ... just might win this thing after all !!!"





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.speedy_10

12/20/06 11:20 AM
[edit] [complain] [message] *Crowd cheers... and some boo*

Mr. Me: Yes, i love you all too! But, i'm not here to flatter you all... yet, but here to announce that the opposition has released many a news article and put up flyers about "Puke is Poo".
Although this rhyme is catchy *crowd starts chanting "Puke is Poo"*, my puke is 100% natural, containing no fecal matter whatsoever but.. *thinks to himself: How can i win them over??*

*streaker runs through...*

Psst... Got any ideas on how to woo this crowd?

*homeless man yells* arf ma panties el oplis! Oof meh no.

Great work
*crowd settles*
Mr. Me: I have just been informed about Mr. Opponents intentions! He intends to replace healthy food with steaming piles of baked beans, and wishes us to drown in our own juices, quite an evil plan if look at it from the right perspective... no no not there! up on the roof fools -.-

*crowd starts to murmur and agrees on something*

Mr. Me: One more thing before i leave you all, i insured my foot for a million dollars, just to let you know ;D

*crowd cheers... streaker comes back*
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Seriously now, who do YOU think has a better chance of winning the 'election' (check the young adults only thread)

Les :¤)

Vote Tally:

Dave .......... Les
.. 0 ...............1

a vote for Les, is actually two votes... because a vote for Les..is more..oh, i slay me :P

Rigged vote tally
Dave......Les
..15......................7

Uhh ... Dave ... you forgot to factor in Rob's most astute observation and then make the conversion into dog years. Soo, here is the new canine adjusted tally:

Vote Tally:

Dave ............. Les
- 0.0027 .... 7,777,007

*ponders about ponds*

Ok ... now you aren't even trying, lol.

I vote 500 times more for Les... ;¤P

1 vote per person!!! >:(
*votes for Les*
Hey, he holds a very good point about puke

Tim gets special dispensation for turning me onto Firefox.

Again ... and again and again ... :oP

i pick les...one cos i kno him...two b/c he didn post all that and didn't make me read it :D

(*waits for the DVD version*) ....

but I'll be buying the Les version .. 'cuz it has More .. scenes and stuff

*feels rejected*

Too bad i'll collect all the profits, i'm releasing both sides of the story in one massive DVD box set, volumes 1-10

u think ur collecting profits...but WHO'S gonna but it? ;-)

KEITHER, and various other people... and me

if u buy ur own dvd box..u don make a profit. :)

Les is always more....and he is far more intelligent...even speaks a foreign language. Les ...he be da man.

Canadian is a foreign language? COOL!!!

my votes for Les. :o)

Well Les is my dear friend, so there's that, but on top of it, Curt voted for Les, and anyone who has seen Curt's closet KNOWS he has great taste, so definately a vote for Les!!!

Lol.

Poor Dave ... he underestimated the power of the cookie, let that be a 'les'son to him. :oP

Les talks sweet to me / :) sorry kiddo...Les gets anudda vote

Dave is my lil' smush buddy, I can't let him down on this one. Sorry Lesinaldo!

Votes for Gemma, withdraws vote for Les ;¤P

Since I'm the Queen of Maize, my vote is the only one that counts ....

And WE cast our vote for Mr. Les ...

Off with Dave's head !

LOL... don't worry Dave... It'll only hurt for just a... *holds fingers real close*... weee second. :oP

Hey, its the holidays, no head offing until AFTER the new year.

Thanks guys, this means so much to me :D
*votes once again for Les*

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I concede ... he's way funnier than me. It will be a hoot with him in office.

Uh ... did I just say 'hoot'?

*gets embarrassed*

You've been listening to the Wit And Wisdom Of Dubya !

*stiring the pot of tar*

who's got the feathers?

*Passes curt a... an eye of newt... and some feathers*

Too-witt-too-woo.

(*Votes for self as fourth-party canadate*) ;¤P

Lol... Tim you fool

*writes a eulogy for this thread*

ill perform the cremation, oh my furnace isn'rt working, dave stick your head in and see whats wrong.

Oh wow, about time someone revived this thread :P

*votes for Tim*

Uhh ... :D