With Viagra such a great medical success for increasing men's sexual prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society. Here are a few of the new ones:

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on former U.S. presidents.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."

LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential strength versions.

Oh Geez, I think A2 has been slipping me PROJECTRA, COMPLIMENTRA, BUYAGRA, & NEGA-SPORTAGRA...

hahahahaha.... very good

BUCK-EYE-AGRA ... This drug causes Ohioans to be less than truthful when being asked about their college sports teams. ... Only seems to work on the Corn State .. but, then, everybody else was given the placebo

Ohio's not the Corn State so there

What are the chances that my insurance will cover these??? Because I'll gladly pay the $5 co-pay!!!

My body is a temple, I will not pollute it with such "poisons" . :oP

I'll take six of each?....

Are they made by the same company that produce Agra-Vate? The new mood altering drug for ladies who want to act like the spawn of Satan for the other 27 days of the month?

Actually Phil ... yes, I believe it is. :D

lmao

but lauren...ohio is the corn state :'(

You guys just like to think that, we're the Buckeye State. Really. Honestly. I wouldn't lie. *crosses fingers behind back*

mmmm .... corrrnn... *drools*

*admires my jewelry* have I mentioned A2's got really good taste? 8•D

Hey, I called my HMO about covering these...jerks said no...WTF...I think it should be mandatory!!