Remember those cute little red Swiss Army knifes with some nifty gadgets about them? Well, now you can have ALL the gadgets in one self-contained handy dandy unit!! Wenger really went all out ON THIS ONE !!

I’ll take two, one for the truck and one for the car…hmmm, might want one for the office too. 8~O

Wow, if the police found that on you... what a day that would be.

How big do they think our pockets are?

I don't even think the text list of features will fit in my car

and ... $1200.00 ... THAT hasn't fit in my car either .. 'ceptin' that time I robbed the bank

8~D

I'm just glad it has the key ring on it!! I'll look hell-a-cool driving down the street with that bad boy hanging off my keys and bangin' me in the knees while driving!!

Wow...put that in your pocket and it will pull your pants down. You can buy a nice camera for that. Gives new meaning to pulling a knife on someone.

"Limited lifetime warranty"

¿O.o?

That gives a whole new meaning to 'multi-purpose' !!!!!

Hey!! I like the fact the second thingy on the list is the "Nail file, nail cleaner" and third...the "Corkscrew"!! Clean your BIG 'ol nasty toes and I know the only thing I want next is a BIG 'ol bottle of wine!! Mmmmm!!

*~Q

Geez, it would take up a whole drawer in your tool box.

That's just stupid... you'd spend half an hour just trying to flip out the right tool...

Ridiculous. It's great for a kick but I'd never use it. Anyway I HAD a normal pocket knife, but my mom confiscated it when I was in middle school and I haven't seen it since, and now I'm twenty-one... I think she lost it. Seriously, I never really missed it.

Gee whiz Sam...haven't you heard of tabbed browsing?

I need a new golf divet repair tool... don't know what I'll do with the umteen other attachements... but the golf divet repair tool is a must have for me.
*thumbs up* :oP

Golf what? Jeez... if I don't even know what that stuff is, I certainly don't need the stupid knife.

Why do people play golf, anyway? Go get a Nintendo! Or play basketball. A sport that's actually fun.

Actually, I don't golf... just being my usual doofus... lol

ah... yes... doofus... *stares into space* sounds like something I'd do... but I just woke up, I'm not really up to my usual level of randomness yet...

is anything on that titled "the bird"? *waits*

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Just going on a taunt off my brothers ps2 game

yep, it is. given some of the topics mentioned here of late, "flipping the bird" is relatively mild.

Will it clean out my garage ? Cuz I definitely need it there.

Does it have a tire iron?

Man, can you IMAGINE the things McGuyver would be able to make using that bad boy???
Why isn't Richard Dean Anderson doing ads for that thing???

He couldn't figure out how to open it and was cut from the audition.

*ponders* I wonder if I can get it past airport security…

Reminds me of Crocodile Dundee. Wouldn't you just love to be the one to say, on being shown a normal sized version:
"call that a Swiss army knife? That ain't a Swiss army knife, *T*H*I*S* is a Swiss army knife!!!!!!!!"
:)

That, and McGuyver was missing the most important thing for his audition... Chewing gum.

I'm going to revise the knife and put drawers on it that way you can label each drawer and keep your search time to a minimum.

OMG ! That thing looks like a gadget the dentist in Little Shop Of Horroes would use ! LMAO !

Does it come with a tri-pod for camera's??

Yea, they include all that stuff, but no sig of a tripod. We should get them to re-design the whole thing.

*imagines look of horrow on designers' faces*

Could use a spell checker tool too :-)

Well ... it's about time.

After numerous discussions and inter-office memos, had and sent to R & D ... Albert (hmm ... why is that all great thinkers are named Albert? oh well ... carrying on) finally ... finally ... he saw fit to include the flat head screwdriver bit at the 1.0mm x 6.5mm size.

I wish I had a dime for every time I needed one before and didn't have it at my disposal. Oh sure ... I had the 0.6mm x 4.0mm size and the 0.5mm x 3.5mm as well.

But ... you think I could find the 1.0mm x 6.5mm size? >:o\

*picks his teeth with the golf club face cleaner*

Man, I tell ya ... parsley sure is good as a garnish, but it wreaks havoc with oral hygiene.

Les have you ever considered going on the lecture circuit? Maybe Mac Tools will hire you. Who knows maybe even the Swiss Army.

85 Implements
110 Functions

I wonder if it comes with an instruction book :)

Yea, but it will be on one of the fold-outs.

It's a big knife, but you should have lots of room left in your pockets after you dole out all that cash for it.

Excuse me all for a sec ... Jerry?

No ... no ... no. I am not falling for that one again. For those of you that may not be aware, Jerry impersonated a recruiter from the Swiss Army and had me all excited and stuff ... I booked a flight, bought my lederhosen and landed at Zurich only to be greeted by Ashton Kutcher in disguise, unbeknownst to me at the time ... and I got Punk'd royally.

Hey ... how was I supposed to know that yodeling wasn't a necessary training requirement? >:o\

Ok, back to our regularly scheduled thread ...

If your pocket is not big enough ... use the sewing machine flipout and make the necessary tailoring adjustments.

Well Les I guess you really got hammered because I'm not so sure there is Swiss Army being it is a neutral country.

He only did it because of the 'pot of gold at the end of the rainbow' or ... the cookie tray.

Someone buy me one for my birthday...

please..

anyone...?

Sure....if you write a hundred page tutorial on how to use every item listed.

Now that's what every man needs in their fishing tackle! Although at 2 pounds 11 ounces......it's probably bigger than any of the fish I catch. =)

I second that (hopefully that means i agree *fingers ... and eyes crossed*

Ok...this one looks like toast...more fodder for the Blue Ninja aka The Thread Angel of Death. I thrust my sword.