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I can't believe they invented it

+Samatar
01/29/07 7:14 AM GMT
Your challenge: Find and link to a product that is equal in or exceeds the stupidity of the one before. Try to make it something that is mass produced and available to the public rather than a one off that someone knocked up in their garage. To begin, I present to you:

The iCarta.
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::CurtieBear
01/29/07 7:19 AM GMT
OMG... that is tooo funny! LOL
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::CurtieBear
01/29/07 7:43 AM GMT
OK.... here ya go Aquariass
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+Samatar
01/29/07 7:53 AM GMT
Yes, that is definitely stupider... wouldn't it be great to combine the two??
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::CurtieBear
01/29/07 8:21 AM GMT
And to think, they aren't the only one's making/selling these things... Fish 'n Flush
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::cgImagery
01/29/07 12:49 AM GMT
lol...wtf r ppl thinking? o.O
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+mayne
01/29/07 1:27 PM GMT
Poor fish...you can see them stress out on the demonstration video when it flushes.
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gloopical
01/29/07 8:10 PM GMT
Hehe, reminds me of a toilet seat I used to have... it was a beautiful clear blue, with glass fish and shells and the like in it. The day we had to get rid of it, me and my brother cried.
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.speedy_10
01/29/07 10:17 PM GMT
Defining pickles is a hard job ...

It's a list of really weird inventions
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::CurtieBear
01/29/07 11:01 PM GMT
LOL... aye, I found that site earlier also... about lost it when I saw the male breast feeding apperatus... LMAO
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::DigiCamMan
01/30/07 12:40 AM GMT
I think this is a good idea...if you get your iPod wet you can dry it off.
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01/30/07 1:36 AM GMT
Speedy, all those "inventions" on that site are Japanese "chindogu", the art of useless inventions. They are not supposed to ever be used in a practical way, in fact that is one of the "rules" for something to qualify as chindogu. Heres some more info:

Chindogu

Note that all the photographs on the right are labelled "not patented", another rule of chindogu (which means you have to be pretty certain it is useless if you are unconcerned about anyone stealing it)
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01/30/07 1:46 AM GMT
Not sure if anyone's actually bothered to ever make any of these stupid things, so they'll just have to go under... I can't believe they patented it.

Still waiting for a product that tops Curt's fish flush...
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::TWild
01/30/07 1:53 AM GMT
As to why everything has to be about toilets....
Glass Public Toilet
Wouldnt have a problem with that at all.
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.noahnott
01/30/07 2:02 AM GMT
That's awesome!...i wouldent trust the glass though.
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::CurtieBear
01/31/07 9:35 AM GMT
OK... here's another for the "Books"

Chocolate Toilet Seat

Check out the link for the "Litterbox Cake". :oP
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::CurtieBear
01/31/07 9:58 AM GMT
Ummm... OMG....

iLoo
(Scroll about half-way down the page for this... umm... "creation".)
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.purmusic
01/31/07 12:33 AM GMT
For your consideration ... this?

I'd buy them to see what the 'free toy' is. :oP


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::third_eye
01/31/07 1:02 PM GMT
i can think of a few threads that could get transfered here
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+Samatar
01/31/07 1:26 PM GMT
Good work Les. Now who can top Les's deliciously stupid bandages?
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=Piner
01/31/07 7:46 PM GMT
Les, If someone asks why you have a piece of bacon on your hand, tell them it is a 'Pork Patch'.

Pretty gross.


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.purmusic
02/01/07 1:47 AM GMT
^^^^^ Unsanitary ... has just been redefined. ^^^^^

Can you say ... 'Ewwwwwww' ... I knew that you could.

*licks wounds*

Mmmmm ... cherry ... *more collective ewwwing is heard*
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+Samatar
03/02/07 2:43 AM GMT
Pretty stupid.

See also the rotating marshmallow fork and self turning ice cream cone on the same site...

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::purmusic
03/13/07 10:10 AM GMT
Oh yeah?

Check out Therapy Buddy.

Lol ... listen to the line that comes in ... on a link to the Therapy Buddys' pages.
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+Samatar
03/13/07 11:16 AM GMT
"Do you feel you are drowning in money issues?"

If you answered YES then you should spend $70 on a soft toy... apparantly...
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.gloopical
03/13/07 12:16 AM GMT
I'm in line... I've got about, say, ALL of those problems? (for the adolestent bit :P )

Of course, I don't have the money... I'll just have to make do with screaming at my pillow.
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ebarnet2009
03/13/07 3:00 PM GMT
You can't believe they invented it...I can't believe it's not butter
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.gloopical
03/13/07 8:27 PM GMT
For we all love Clover... that's one thing we know...

Sorry, got carried away with the spread products. :P
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::purmusic
03/14/07 1:06 AM GMT
Yeah ... that almost always ... happens to me too.

*looks around to see if anyone is buying into it*

One more product ... things that make you go, "wth were they thinking?"

Poolar Bears.

Oh, it is that ... go look and see.
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::third_eye
03/14/07 2:04 AM GMT
this isn't something that'll be invented, but built...and my point, well, it'be obvious in
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the George W Bush Presidential Library

*bursts out laughing*..
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::purmusic
03/14/07 2:19 AM GMT
Hey ... hey ... hey!!

I happen to like Dr. Seuss. :oP
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.gloopical
03/14/07 8:49 AM GMT
I swear I saw somebody the other day that looked like the cat in the hat.

I dunno. He just had the face. Very cattish.
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::purmusic
03/14/07 11:03 AM GMT
I know exactly what you mean Gemma.

I saw someone the other day that looked like Horton. Very 'who-ish.'

*turns and runs away from the strange person*

No, no ... no. Not you Gemma, that person beside you ... yeah, that's the one. Very shifty eyes ... and cattish-like face.

Think he wants to tell you something.

"Meowww."

Well ... you were right, I apologize for my glibbedness. (<-- Made that one up.):oP
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.gloopical
03/14/07 8:41 PM GMT
You know something so crazy? My phone spells pleaseness.

I almost stacked it in suprise.
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.noahnott
03/15/07 5:25 PM GMT
The iBook...why?

here....my gma's computer has the same problem.
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