Why DID Brittney Spears shave her head?
Hmmmmmm.....
she had already exited, minus undies, a limo with Paris Hilton....
Then Anna Nicole UPSTAGED her again! :) She had to do SOMETHING! :)

She wanted the attention... and sad as it is, it worked big time.

maybe she could go in for more knee surgery and come out with bigger breasts - that worked last time she played that hand of cards.

hahaha, that's like gerrad way dying his hair blone..

like omgosh im not emo.

yes...you are.

fool.

Fading star: what will Madonna do next? .....Madonna who?

who can say - probably sit back on her country seat and carry on raking in the royalties from her back catalogue and record company whilst, hopefully, firing the stylist who told her that pink leotard was a good idea.

Naw... Madonna will come out saying that she was born a man. :oP

Hey, not a bad prediction.

Gerard Way is so emo. He can't deny it, it's just impossible.

I still love him... but anyways.

well i think brit is having a meltdown...she was married and divorced 2x, a mom, and in the limelight before she hit 25...what i'd like to know is...where the hell is her mom in all this...is she sucking down mai tai's on some exclusive beach resort while her daughter and grandson's are in jeopardy??? of course, brit has payed for her mom's expenses for over a decade...so i wonder if stage mom's care about their kids, or just that they can pimp them out and live good off them...

normally i would bash, but i actually feel sad for brit...in many ways, she's still a little girl...

oh and while i am stage mom bashing, lets throw in lindsey lohan's mom...way to go...your kid is in rehab before she is even legal to drink...many have told me to get the twins into acting/modeling, but i don't want to make them be/do anything but be kids...while not as glamorous, rachel's aspirations to be a vet is a noble one...think i'll encourage that instead.

That's great to know! I wanted to be a vet when I was smaller, but then decided against it when I thought of having to give animals injections. I have a phobia of them :(

If they want to get into the entertainment business, let them do what I'm gonna do. I can't act, I can't sing (well, that's arguable actually) and I trip over my feet, so dancing is out of the question.

I still want to make children happy though, having gone through quite a bad childhood myself (part of my bad day is about this) and so I'm gonna get into the animation business... things like Dreamworks and stuff. See? There's no need to be a show-off actor to keep the world entertained!

Umm...is it time for someone to take off Janet Jackson's top by accident again?

i see Britney has fled rehabd after just a day. again. thats two for two. its probably not helping her self esteem that her hair is been auctioned on the net by the salon that cut it off and whenever she is on the news - the newscasters tend to introduce her as a pop tart.

after seeing that limo-video-scene, i think she just wanted the carpet to match the....uh....tile.

LOL! Did she really? I saw a report that Fed-Ex threatened to have her hair drug tested and that's why she ran right out to shave it all off.

Speaking of drugs… I still wanna know what Paula Abdul is on… this week…

don't you mean WHOM she is on? :) hehehehe

god, I'm still trying to scrub my eyes out with bleach after MM's "limo-video-scene" comment.

hahahaha { and they are doing same thing on the limo seat}

Some light reading... Anna & Britney

Just for Keith… who I know is absolutely chortling @ the news

I really love the fact this judge is goin - no more pampered celebrities. no wriggle room. go sit your butt in jail like the rest of the world would.

and rotfl @ the idea that she's being made an example of. um. no. she blatantly flaunted the law. the law is now saying "i don't think so"

I wouldnt put too much cash on the Hilton leech actually doing time post appeal - chances of that are about as slim as Christian Bales acting repertoire. Other sad - but ultimately reassuring - news is Brad Pitt having to hire a body double to cover his nude scenes in his latest flick as it seams time, and gravity, have finally caught up with him. should have perhaps taken the Lisle von Rhoman option instead....

I cheered when I heard the news. Please, for god's sakes, give her community service scrubbing public toilets. PLEASE!!!

I love that judge. But being singled out because of who she is? No, anyone else would go to jail, you can't let somebody off because her daddy is rich. Celebrities have such "hard" lives, don't they?

*sniggers*

Hey, don't knock Christian Bales, he was great in.... ummm... I forget what he was great in...
As for Paris, let's hear it for the public toilets!

Christian Bale was good in Empire of the Sun - that’s it - the whole experience clearly scarred him emotionally for life and he has yet to break out of that pained expression of his :-)

christian bale...wasn't he in that dragon movie with matthew mcconeghy...and in batman with mrs tom cruise...yeah...good movies those...

and yay for the judge...45 days is kind, and in the county jails here in cali, she'll probably do 5 hours as they are so overcrowded...
btw, sign my petition!!

Conan O'Brien eats french fries ... with his toes.

Orlando Bloom was so ugly as a child ... his mom had to tie a pork chop around his neck so that the dog would play with him.

What do you mean, as a child?

*gets cornered by Orlando Bloom fans*

Joking... but Johnny Depp is sooooooooo better.

About Conan O'Brien... do you suppose he puts ketchup on his fries? Maybe that's where the phrase "toe jam" comes from....

and I'm still voting for the public toilets!

stallone pleads guilty to smuggling human growth hormones but side steps jail time and gets a minor financial wrist slapping - the many joys of teflon coated celebrity status.

Stallone is one scary looking dude.

Have a look see here.

<rant>
Ya know though ... if ... if, the means were there ... money, celebrity status, political official, whichever ... would you not do likewise?

Or ... are 'we' all that principled that we would plead guilty, save the court costs and time and surrender to the punishment?

Extrapolate a little here ... as I am not singly referring to using human growth hormone and transporting the substance across borders.

A traffic ticket. God forbid a D.W.I. or D.U.I. charge, but something us mere mortals have within our reach and temptation and could possibly make an error in judgement with as well.
</rant>

I think the problem here is not so much that the celebs/rich take advantage of the system, but that the system allows them to do so?

Well.... the rich and shameless ARE a product of our society, culture, system, what-have-you. If I was rich, shameless, devoid of morals and/or spiritual values, you better believe I would take advantage of any excuse or loophole within reach. But I ain't that way. Question is, how moral/spiritual is Stallone? I dunno. Personally, I might want him to 'fess up to WHY he medically needs human growth hormones. Might be embarrassing but them's the risks that goes with celebrity............

Or as the line goes in "Airplane": "They bought their tickets. I say LET them crash!"LOL

Maybe he was planning to inject them into his brain? *shrugs*

I find it somewhat suspicious that his arrest took place in Australia.

And ... it's Sam speculating on the 'why?'

He knows something people. o_O

Quick !! Check Sam's medicine cabinet while I keep him distracted.

*strolls casually over to Sam ... and jingles car keys in front of him*

*turns and whispers over his shoulder*

Psstt!! Take your time and make it a thorough search ... he'll be preoccupied here for a bit.

:oP

*Drives off in Les's car whilst he is whispering over his shoulder*

Ha!

No gas to speak of. *snickers*

Hey ... heyyy!!

!!! My cookies !!!

Dratz. Foiled by the Ozzie ...

*thinks to self*

Foiled by the 'Ozzie Spoiler?' Nah ... too pedestrian ... foiled by the 'Wollongong Waster?' ... er, don't even know if that geography is correct, could be Wollongong ... uh ...

... foiled ... again. :o|

Haha, try saying Wollongong 96 times really fast.

Can't :o| ... at about the 37th repetition ... my tongue gets a major cramp. Serious cramp too.

And you don't want the looks that I had coming back at me, as I tried to 'stretch' it out. :oP

"Wollongong 96 times really fast"

there, that wasn't so hard :P

Lolol.

Ahhh ... glad you are on our team. We need some thinkers.

Or as my 7th grade teacher would have said ... "We need Les Sayers and ... More Doers." :oP

Just reminded me of a poem, Les:

Here's a ridiculous riddle for you:
How many o's are there in Woolloomooloo?
Two for the W, two for the m,
Four for the l's, and that's plenty for them.

Yes, it is a real place.

Hmm ... let's see ... 2 + 2 + 4 = 17??

Eeee... and here I thought math was a strong point of mine. :o|

Hold it everyone! Aren't we losing touch with this particular thread??? Or am I imagining things?

'Tis the order of the day ... for the Offtopic threads. :o)

p.s. And most others too, lol.

Oh I like that, a free-for-all! Everyone duck!! "Quack...."

Did someone call a doctor?

*hands Rob ... his cigar* ;o)

Hey I just reread the last few posts, and, ya know what? we're sounding more and more like.... the Marx Brothers!!!!!! Duck Soup, anyone? LOL Yes. It's finally come to that. Okay, who's gonna volunteer to be Harpo???