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Quote .. here at gadgetmiser, where ambition and laziness collide with an intensity unseen since Affleck-eyed Tyler in Armageddon, we are fond of quick, simple, effortless and easy solutions which don't require unnecessary resources - you know - inconveniently unavailable stuff such as talent, real effort, passion, conviction, artistry or money.

So,assuming you have the camera, here are 10 guaranteed ways of instantly improving your motley collection of wannabe art, all of which require none of the above.



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If your camera is not a DSLR, you could try setting it to the "portrait" setting, if it has one. Or, if it has a full “manual” or “aperture priority” mode, set the camera to the lowest aperture f-number (normally f2.8), and zoom to maximum zoom. Then, provided you’re standing at precisely the right distance from your subject relative to the focal length, and Mars and Jupiter align in confluence at the same time as that naughty but unintentionally evil butterfly flaps her wings in the Amazon - in rhythm with her recently reunited buddy, the flying pig, just as he’s hitting a speed of 88 miles per hour – you might manage a bit of bokeh.

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ready, set .. cheat!!

~wakes up on couch...brushes Cheez-It® crumbs off t-shirt~

Huh?? Oh yeah, I think I helped co-write that piece...I don't really recall!! 8~P

~scratches self and lays head back down on pillow~