Pretty easy, this one.

Offer up an apology that should have been forthcoming by now. Either from yourself or by proxy for 'someone' else; ie. corporation or person ... one that is long overdue.

First up ...

Les would like to apologize: For taking up so much of the site's server storage capacity with his posts and comments.

Geri; aka Caedes should apologize: For having lead me to believe I would get a pony on my 100,000th word posted.

Bottled Water Suppliers should apologize: To the consumers that bought into the idea and their products ... that they were getting actual natural spring water and not water from some recycled municipal water source.

Get the idea?

Good.

Note: This is not a unique idea of mine. No, no ... I am not that creative. Pinched from my current e-reading fav ... Mil Millington's site ... found here.

Pretty easy huh?

Hmmm. I would like to apologize. In every single thread, on every single subject, I've taken a firm stance on what I believe. I've taken those stances, postions etc. because I felt something needed to be said, or done, and I was doing the right thing. My apology? If anyone was unintentionally injured by the wording I used.

While I'm at it, I'll also apologize for being a hypocrite. I criticized others for their lack of participation, and meanwhile, I simply suck at thank-you's and reciprocal commenting on friends' work.

On both counts, I'm sorry.

'scuse me, gonna go have a beer now...

o_0

Ok, which was the funny one? And you didn't put in the italics Mister. >:o|

Just kidding, of course.

Les should apologize: For creating this thread.

It's a JOKe, it's a JOKe. :oP

One more then ...

Banks should apologize: For introducing yet another spurious service charge that came into being some time back now. (This one is long overdue.)

"Disloyalty fees"; aka when you use another ATM machine out of their immediate network.

I apologise: for always being in one extreme or the other. And also for the fact that because I am a Brit I spell apologise differently.

Paris Hilton should apologise: to her dog, to everyone exposed to her songs, and generally to mankind just because.

I appoligize for not being able to spell appoligize!! Other than that...I'm good to go!!

I would like to apologize: To my boyfriend who spent um, awhile, looking for the remote control that I hid last night as part of a joke. Unfortunately, the poor man stayed home sick today and had to call me @ work to find out where it was. After he'd looked under all the furniture.

I would like to apologize: For not having been around as much lately… 

I would like to apologize: To my co-worker who I've spent close to 2 days cursing under my breath - cuz I've spent them fixing work he didn't do right in the 1st place.

Politicians should apologize: To every constituent whose vote they courted and then ignored in the interests of pocketing big business' money and influence.

Oh yeah… AND

I would like to apologize: To Samasniffles who responded to my pm about a week and a half ago… and I never answered him back. *sends over Grandma's chicken soup… and a reallllly big box of tissues*

I would like to apologise: To the tree me and my friends caused pain to today, by five of us sitting on it at once.

The tree should apologise: For cutting my finger afterwards. (Way to pick on the only girl there. Just because you weren't man enough.)

Paris Hilton sings??!!

I would like to apologize: For taking some things too seriously and for my sarcastic temper at various people here.

The Current Occupant should apologise: To every person in the world that he has harmed with his arrogance and his flagrant disregard of the rights of other beings on the planet.

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Italics people ... italics please.

I like italics, it's my thread ... so, go back and redo your stuff.

Uhm ... I would like to apologize: for being a Bossy Betty. :o\

Oh ... and yeah ...

I would also like to apologize: for eating allll the cookies in the universe. I just got the email notification.

No more left. Except the 217,000 dozen ... give or take ... I have stored.

But ... that's my personal. Sorry. :o|

NBC should apologize .... for not showing Heroes during the summer for me .... Hey .... we all have our standards ya know. ;oD

Whomever thought to remake Godzilla should apologize .... & then be spanked .... what were they thinking ?!?!?!

Kennyjey would like to apologize for being an @sshole and crapping up Caedes with his sh*tty threads of adverts. Kennyjey would also like to mention that he will crawl back into that toxic waste site that created his useless self, and again apologizes profusely for stinking up Caedes with his presence.

I would like to apologize for not doing Italics like Betty (above) says!..cos I cannot do them!

I also would like to apologize for my 'Geordie' humour!...It gets me into trouble at times!

But I won't apologize for being on Caedes...cos I LOVE it!!

The 'weather' lord should apologise, for making it go crazy!!

I apologise for not answering people's PM's or Emails, for not commenting (but I do look).. and to a certain person who thinks that I ignored them when I didn't (you know who you are)

Ahh, that's ok Jacqueline ... I forgive you.

It wasn't so much that I thought you were ignoring me, as it was more the case that I felt I was being treated like I had leprosy and four legs growing out of my posterior ... you know?

Makes a person a little ... a little uncomfortable.

But ... that is behind us now ... when's supper?

*tucks in napkin ... gets seated at dinner table ... starts to wait*

Hey ... where you going??

*peers back up and rereads Jacqueline's post*

Ahhh, geez ... italics and colons people. It's not rocket science. :o\

... ...

... ...

I apologize: for being a Bossy Betty ... again.

And I apologize: for apologizing too much. Really sorry on that one.

Can you forgive me? :o|

geeez I apologise: for forgetting the colon.. so here are a few to keep safe for me just incase I forget again :::::::::::

lol..

Well, tis isn't really an apology, but I AM sorry that I ran out of beer and it is currently 96 degrees at 11pm, and a cold beer would be awesome right now...I am SO sorry I ran out of beer...

Microsoft should apologise: for not putting Bauhaus 93 as one of the Microsoft Word fonts, when it is VITAL (I repeat - VITAL) to my graphics coursework. And seeing as this is my brother's computer, he goes crazy if I download anything and now I have to wait for him to get home so he can download it for me.

Who could be so crass Mz. Jackie ?! No one around here !!

Oh & oddly enough Jenn.... you won't believe this but it seems as though we have a new member here at Caedes.

Let's all give a warm welcome to jeykenny !!!

The metal measuring tape would like to apologize for cutting Tootles' hand even when she was smart enough not to let it zip back into its shell.

Lol.

Toilet paper manufacturers should: apologize for selling bulk packages of their wares that require a truck to transport home.

People who giggle and make 'jokes' about customers buying said bulk packages at the checkout counters: should grow up.

I heard that. :o|

Bossy Betty should apologise to me for making my head hurt, thinking up stuff to say on here ¿?¿?¿? ..

And I apologise for showing off with my 'doodlin'!

Owd Bob should apologise: For being confused upside down. That's the contagious confusion.

*ponders cranberries*

Everyone who has not shared their cookies with me: should apologize ... to me.

Well, make that my tummy ... and don't worry ... my tummy forgives you. It's a compassionate and empathetic organ.

.. I apologise to Les for not sharing my Bacon Butties..

I apologise to all, for not sharing my cookies too!..~like hell, I am!~ LOL

Some one should apologise for keeping this thread going!...

I apologise:... Actually, I can't remember why. For anything I've ever done wrong.

Harry Hill should apologise: for being so darn sexy.

I apologize for letting the birthday thread go.....
I'll work to get it back in gear soon, ok?

LES!!!!!!!!! LES!!!!!!! Terri didn't use italics or :

lol..

Yanno Jackie when I was a kid my mom would punish the kid who did it & the one one who told too ....

Just a heads up there hon.

Jacqueline is a tattle tale. Jacqueline is a tattle tale. Jacqueline is a ...

Oh, oh ... that make me one too? :o|

And besides ... Terri wants to get spanked for her misdeeds to my thread.

Anyone else? >:o)

hehehehe... anyway.. i'm already in trouble.. lol..

Hairdressers should apologise for: Not being able to cut curly hair properly!! Today was the umpteenth time that my hair has been f^&$%d by hairdressers, now i have to hide it under a hat! *incredibly evil stare x 932854123492378 e 2189750*

I have an awesome hat. It hides my bad hair days =D

I apologise for: Not having been looking at my friends list as much as of late. As soon as I get back into a system of sorts and have everything under control I'll go from the bottom of it and work my way up to the top. Comprende?

Yeah, today is a trouble day.

Les, don't yell at me, me and my husband tried italics and couldn't figure how to do it... so you're just gonna hafta spank us both.

I apologise: Once again (!) for losin' it on another thread. Today there must be something in the air...

Quoting Lauren here;

"Yeah, today is a trouble day."

No kidding, Dave now has to wear a hat for a while because of a bad haircut.

:o\

*takes notice that Dave has taken up residence just outside his ... ahem ... hairdressers place ... armed with a bunch of rotten tomatoes*

!! Incoming !!

I apologise: for looking even skinnier than usual when I wear a suit.

Hey ... where'd Gemma go??

Oooh ... there she is ... she turned sideways for a moment and I lost here. :o\

I should apologize: to the vegetables I belittle in the grocery stores. Not their fault, really ... that they are not worthy of being in my red sauce. Probably doesn't help their self-esteem either when I casually toss the 'bad' ones back into the bins.

Sorry lil' veggie people. :o|

p.s. Whew ... that was close ... I almost hung up my jacket on Gemma. (JOKe)

i apologize for posting drawings that i drew but ripped from other books. i shouldn't do that. of course i drew them, but i did not invent them, MAN, 13 is too young to try conquer art.

I apologise for bieng a paranoid maniac (what are you looking at me for!!)