Once again the Holiday Season is upon us. We have practiced and perfected our sales department elbow drops, have learned to drive around town despite a widespread case of Cranial Rectalagia, and are considering stealing Lauren's chocolates and Les's cookies to counter all of our stress.

Instead, I offer to you...a mini vacation in video format.

Happy Holidays Caedes.

1-
Fat Dance

2-
New Secretary

3-
The OJ chase is nothing compared to THIS!

4-
A bit TOO frisky??

5-
What's IN that coffee Seinfeld?

6-
Please McHammer don't hurt 'em

7-
Oh to have THIS dog's life!

8-
New game at the Olympics?

9-
My type of guard dogs!!
More to come...post your own!

My lazy dog does that all the time... :-)

But how is your dog as a "special" guard dog (see #9 video)???
I found more, I'll post them in a day or two. Am going back to school, finally gonna finish my degree...has been a busy week getting registered, and tis week I see counselors...so I will try to post more videos soon.

But why wait...how about linking your own funny vids...

Here's one of my favorite Christmas carols....

A Hippo Hero

I already put this in the ABC thread... but it's just soooo clever I had to put it here too...

What does a Turkish Santa eat?

A Donner kebab

And it's still not funny....

But it's special Sam !! Just like you !!

*pat* *pat* *pat*

What did Santa order his gardening elves to do?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What do you call a group of chess fanatics bragging about their
games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

*pun-ts Lauren in the butt*

You're just jealous. And I'm telling Cat.

Ooh I'm shaking.

What is Father Christmas's wife called?
'Mary Christmas'!

another

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
'Stacks'!

Weeeell...you started it Sam!!

I need a time machine, quick!!!!

Just take a look at this one


here.

STICKING OUT THAT GREEDY LITTLE HAND

(Sung to the tune of Walking in the Winter Wonderland)

Your doorbell rings,
It's the season...
And you know,
What's the reason...
It's so nice they're all here,
One season a year,
Sticking out that greedy little hand...

First to come
Is the doorman,
He'll complain
That he's a poor man,
Now maintenance's next
On some weak pretext,
Sticking out his greedy little hand...

Next will come the paper carrier's visit,
She will ring your doorbell loud and long...
You will open up and ask, "Who is it?"
She'll just smile and sing a Christmas $ong...

Later on,
You'll get the cash up...
For the guy,
Who picks the trash up...
It's so nice they're all here,
One season a year,
Sticking out that greedy little hand...

Couch potato!!!


Toilet need cleaning? Maid for hire...


Ps= Ron, that was very clever...I like it. Now can you spare $40???

wow... who has that much time ? i mean... wow !

Not sure I understand that question?

Ok, still bored so I am resurrecting yet another thread...besides, the holiday season and insanity is about to begin...so link us to funnies, paste jokes, etc...