We all make excuses, make up some excuses for any situation.

FIRST!!!

Oh.. umm sorry....

My excuse for not actually doing any work atm, is because my motivation got up and left.

I'm sorry Ms. White ... the reason I don't have my homework done ... is because I was on the Caedes.net site instead. :o|

Hmm? What's that?

I can graduate already?? But, the year is not even over???

:oD

She understands. :oP

the dog ate my homework....

.. I ate my dog..

I'm sorry Ms. White ... the reason I don't have my homework done ... is because ... you know ... *points above him*

Hmm? What's that?

My Phd is conferred?? But ... but ... I like nap time?!?!

:oD

She understands. :oP

I still want my nap time, however. >:o|

*goes off to Stanford with blankie*

We all need excuses on here!

Look i have a great excuse for not doing that commission you wanted, see a blue hairy monster ate it




She didn't believe

Well Boss ... the reason I didn't complete the work on that particular account is because I was trying, in earnest, to finish the clean-up on the mess you made on the Lexington account.

And admittedly, I did stumble a bit and took a little extra time in doing so, 'cause it was impossible to follow the logic in the approach that I perceived as having been birthed from the mind of a severely disturbed orangutan ... with a bad case of fleas.

Hmmm? What's that?

I'm fired?

Oh no ... I quit two minutes ago ... cya loser!! >:oD

LOL

My excuse for not being on in about a month?

Rabid sea monkeys. What else could keep me from you guys?

They strike again!!!

I actually used this excuse for my interior design teacher at the end of school last year. We had to make a model futuristic room.

Teacher:Jasmine, where is your room?

Me:My room, yes

Teacher: Well?

Me: Ah yes!! The room. Well see ms, I was so far in to it (complete lie, hadn't done a thing) and was going really well.

Teacher: ...yes...(in a great-another-excuse-for-not-bothering-to-do-their-work voice)

Me: And my cat see, thought it was a bed, for her. She didn't like it much, so she 'did things' (used my hands for that part)

Teacher: ok....

Me: My mother thought it was a bug castle, after that, she didn't know that the cat thought it was a bed

Teacher: What..

Me: She picked it up and ran to the neighbours and threw it in the bin like it was a bomb and came running back saying "WE ARE ALIVE!!"

Teacher: And this is logical how?

Me: Are you calling me a liar? Ask the bugs

Teacher: I want it by Wednesday

Me: THE BUGS!!!

Teacher has walked away


Truth was, I had thrown it in the bin

nice jasmine, and at what point did you think... wow i dont even believe this one.

as an excuse to why i didnt finish my art history assignment, i made the excuse that my bathroom was being renovated... AND GOT AWAY WITH IT.
who would have thought that the bathroom would hold the answers to rembrants successs (the assignment i had to do)

i just dont get how a bathroom can relate to art.

AND MY BATHROOM WASNT BEING RENOVATED!!!!!!

Nice Tommy, and at which point did you think ... 'wow, I am insane'. :o|

:oD

Returning stuff to stores. Goes something like this ...

Yes, well ... the reason that the bag of chips is empty is I am trying to prevent the spread of the bacteria I discovered in it. My suspicions lead me to believe it, the bacteria that is, is responsible for Tommy's insanity.

So, can I have a replacement please ... I am in a hurry, Tommy has gotten quite good with the straps and all that ... need to go and check on him, and give things a tug here and there to snug them back up, you know?

... ...

He bought it. :oD

My excuse for not going to an all-day ski trip with several people I didn't know: "Well, I'd like to, but we have a family thing going on that day..." Unbeknownst to me, my brother ended up going on the ski trip with a friend... oops.

It's the peanuts, sorry!

.....

My excuse for collapsing everywhere?

Stress. It's definitely not anemia cos I have to have a blood test for that ^.^

O.O

Gemma? Gemma?? Is that really your anemic self??

Just kidding, we all know that it's typhoid fever. :oP


Excuses for speeding while driving:

"Studying to be cop."

Just ensure that you are carrying police type textbooks in the back seat. I find that lends more credibility to your 'excuse'.

I have the best excuse of all...
As I will be having reconstructive surgery tomorrow on my arm...I cannot do my various college reports because
1- my writing arm will be casted
2- I'll be hopped up on pain candy
3- even when my arm gets out of the cast...it IS my dominant arm, and it will need a lot of PT to get any type of function back...so I could not possibly do the report...
4- oh, and I do not have a printer so I cannot type it out either
5- did I mention the pain candy...it is really hard to think when you are chasing pretty colored lines!!

i tried using so many excuses to get out of one assignment that by like the 30th excuse i said..

"well you see... umm... dogs...and a cactus... oh nevermind you wont believe me anyway."

i had one day to write a 1000 word essay...
and the best part
i got top marks in the class

I use the excuse that I do allll of my homework assignments ... with Thomas above me.

The teachers buy it every ... time.

Whether it is cactus, dogs, tractors, 'splosions or other 'stuff'. >:oD

I am an 'Excuse' expert!....

Just ask Wor-Lass!!

well Bob that's a good excuse....>>>>>just ask Wor-lass

I did....Ouch!!!

...LOLOL...

HELP!!!!! The dog just ate the entire dinner ~ really, this is not a joke. I need a good excuse before somebodies arrive.

go to the pizzeria...with the excuse that you had forgot to cook or you didn't know that it was that late already..:D

I am sooooooo good in making excuses..LOL..

Sounds good Twinkel, but I think I will go with my original excuse.

.... but, but the dog was begging & acting like he was starving. Anyways, the dinner must have been good, he cleaned off the table.

Pizzeria it is!!!

*takes off doggie costume for a moment*

It ... really was good. Now if you will excuse me ... some pizza has my name on it. :oD

Some generalized excuses good for most situations:

1) I saw a scary dog outside and I think it saw me and now I am hiding in the closet.

2) After all these years it is finally “shower day.”

3) Global warming has doomed the earth so there is not point to anything anyways.

I will use the third one

Umm, I have an excuse for my absence.

"Dear fellow members, there has been conspiracy, a world conspiracy!!! Some evil people are taking away the cheaper versions of best selling computer games!! And the world needed me"

If I really told you what happened, it would be to sad. Ask Thomas

"No officer I didn't know I was speeding I have a cold and was sneezing".. officer "you better get home and take something for that cold.. have a nice day and watch your speed" hehehe and yes this was real..

Only a woman would get away with that one, Jacq...

I went through a 'stale' green and got pulled over. Night time and wet pavement. I said, "I don't believe I could have stopped safely.." He nodded his head, put his ticket pad back into his pocket and wished me a good evening...

Unusual excuses revealed by bosses:

1. At her sister’s wedding, an employee chipped her tooth on a mint julep, bent over to spit it out, hit her head on a keg and was knocked unconscious.

2. While at a circus, a tiger urinated on the employee’s ear, causing an ear infection.

3. An employee’s dog wasn’t feeling well, so the employee tasted the dog’s food and then got sick.

4. “Someone put LSD in my salad.”

5. An employee’s roommate locked all his clothes in a shed for spite.

6. “Stuck on an island – canoe floated away.”

7. An employee was upset because his favourite “American Idol” contestant was voted off.

8. “I didn’t think I had to come in if I had time in my vacation bank. I thought I could take it whenever I wanted.”

9. An employee said he wasn’t feeling well and wanted to rest up for the company’s holiday party that night.

10. A groundhog bit the employee’s car tire, causing it to go flat.

0_o

to take the car when it is raining, such a good excuse to leave the bike at home

I've got no excuse for living with Wor-Lass..?

Hmm, I should prepare an excuse for my mum. I am meant to tidy my room today and get loads of other stuff done hmmmmmmmm....