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Strange Compunctions....

+philcUK
01/12/08 8:37 PM GMT
And other ill advised misadventures...feel free to add your own:-)


1) Listening to a Dido album more than once.

2) Thinking you really can eat a full pack of dry crackers.

3) Mixing your drinks.

4) Realising your childhood ambitions.

5) Reacting to your urge to eat fish & chips without having a steaming mug of tea on standby.

6) Letting nostalgic warm feelings guide you into watching anything ‘retro’.

7) Watching anything with Bruckheimer, Bay or Grazer in the production credits.

8) Imagining Dodge will ever build a car that doesn’t feel like it came out of a cereal box.

9) Thinking ‘the man’ is acting in your best interests.

10) Drinking a smoothie that comes in anything other than the blender jug you just made it in.
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&animaniactoo
01/13/08 2:50 AM GMT
11) Reading or posting on any thread started by Phil 8•P

12) Deciding it's not that cold out, you don't really need that scarf - right before your wet hair turns into icicles
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::third_eye
01/13/08 3:02 AM GMT
13) Eating stuff off the ground. Hey, it doesn't kill pigeons, how bad can it be? >;o)
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CurtieBear
01/13/08 3:36 AM GMT
14) Peeing on an electric fence... (don't ask)
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::third_eye
01/13/08 3:49 AM GMT
you wanted to disprove the guys on Mythbusters...didn't you?
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.mxvirgil
01/13/08 4:10 AM GMT
15) Trusting someone (again) who's repeatedly let you down...
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::LynEve
01/13/08 4:10 AM GMT
16) Popping into caedes.net for just 10 minutes - 4 hours ago

17) Admitting to your grown children you really DO enjoy watching celebrity ballroom dancing competitions on TV (waiting for one to fall over :) so you can say silly old fool, serves them right)
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The question is not what you look at, but what you see ~ Marcel Proust
::laurengary
01/13/08 4:16 AM GMT
18.) Watching dog shows on Animal Planet.... up to & including Crufts !!

19.) I'm ashamed to admit this but I have the most ungodly attraction to weird videos on You Tube ......

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::Dunstickin
01/13/08 10:27 AM GMT
Eating deep fried 'Mars Bars'ฎ and Haggis on the same plate!
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.twinkel
01/13/08 12:56 AM GMT
21.) Being a sucker of sunsets and bother you guys with it by uploading the pictures of it!!

22.) Eating a lot of fruit...to much I think...
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&madmaven
01/13/08 1:08 PM GMT
23.} Telling your kids {or scolding your kids} using almost verbatim, the words your mom used to say to you, that you hated hearing...:)

24.} Getting caught listening to PARTRIDGE FAMILY cd in traffic / {hey....I didn't know THAT was on the CD!}
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::LynEve
01/13/08 2:16 PM GMT
25) The compulsion to ask 'does this suit me ok?' knowing full well if the answers is no he'll be wrong and if the answers is yes he could well be lying.

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The question is not what you look at, but what you see ~ Marcel Proust
::third_eye
01/13/08 2:32 PM GMT
26) The decision to actually answer #25... honestly
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+KEIFER
01/13/08 3:57 PM GMT
The compulsion to ask your compulsion ..

"do ya feel lucky, Compunction, well, do ya?"


when it answers 'yes', you go ahead and have that piece of cheesecake ... see? this was always about cheesecake, I just made you wait for it


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::third_eye
01/13/08 4:04 PM GMT
Go steal someone else's cliche'd reference to an iconic movie quote, wouldja? :P

28) Eating a king-sized Snickers bar after you've had a dozen drinks... or so, before boarding two different trains, a bus, and a jerky abrupt elevator.

And expecting to make it home intact.

I know, it's been mentioned before.. but this truly seemed the place for it.
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::danika
01/13/08 8:02 PM GMT
29) Explaining to a very determined 4 yr old boy ~ "that it breaks my heart too, but the puppy you fell in love with is going home with someone else soon". He responds repeatedly with "but, I've carried her picture with me for a week & I know in my heart she is the one".

As he gets ready to leave with his family, "How Do You Mend A Broken Heart" starts playing on the radio.

Life isn't always fair.
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::third_eye
01/13/08 8:16 PM GMT
profound words, in and of themselves. but from a four year old?wow.
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.mxvirgil
01/14/08 2:28 AM GMT
I think that happened to me in high school once...it was a girl, not a puppy...Of course, my best friend said she was a bit of a dog...Naw, not the same...hehehe
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&madmaven
01/14/08 12:35 AM GMT
30. Telling myself that TODAY, I will clean house, find mates to all socks, list stuff on ebay, cook a great dinner, knowing fully well I will be on World of Warcraft till dragged away kicking and screaming.....
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Hey there Mister Madman, wat'cha know that I don't know Tell me some crazy stories, let me know who runs this show Glassy-eyed and laughing, he turns and walks away Tell me what made you that way

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