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Groan!!!
Should be called cheezy jokes thread!
:~D
Sorry had to haze a n00b. Welcome to Caedes. Before long you'll be hijacking threads and abusing other members...then you'll know you're "in".
Should be called cheezy jokes thread!
:~D
Sorry had to haze a n00b. Welcome to Caedes. Before long you'll be hijacking threads and abusing other members...then you'll know you're "in".
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Feisty Woman= One who is vibrant, gutsy, lives boldly, is true to herself, and embraces her power as a woman!
Speaking of cheesy jokes & hijacking threads & abusing other members & all.....remember these Jenn ?
Q. What are the spots on black and white cows?
A. Holstains
Q. What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
A. Milk of Amnesia
I miss Moolius, don't you ?! There just was no one easier, or more fun to abuse than him. Now there's a legacy !
Ahhh, good times !
Q. What are the spots on black and white cows?
A. Holstains
Q. What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
A. Milk of Amnesia
I miss Moolius, don't you ?! There just was no one easier, or more fun to abuse than him. Now there's a legacy !
Ahhh, good times !
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I've got amnesia & deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES !
.......MY GALLERY
Ahh yes, Moolius...those were good times indeed. Lots of good abuse to dish out...steak recipes...good times. Good times indeed!
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Feisty Woman= One who is vibrant, gutsy, lives boldly, is true to herself, and embraces her power as a woman!
What kind of shoes are made out of banana peels?...........Slippers. goes back to bed...zzzzzzzzzz
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Q: Why aren't more people making jokes?
A: They're skate... bored
All in good fun ;-)
A: They're skate... bored
All in good fun ;-)
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LOL!!!!
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away ~ George Carlin
Ah... I love cheesy jokes!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now...
*my first post in off topic land... that was scary
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now...
*my first post in off topic land... that was scary
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Always remember that you are unique... just like everyone else is.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married...
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Finally this is the ultimate cheesy joke...
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other,"Does this taste funny to you?"
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Finally this is the ultimate cheesy joke...
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other,"Does this taste funny to you?"
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And the Lord said " Go Sox "
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head'.
~~Don't get me started~~
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head'.
~~Don't get me started~~
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"'Life is not a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in a pretty
and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up,
totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming,
"WOW! What a ride!"'
Dan and Ruth went driving down the twisty country road in his brand new convertible, top down. Dan hit a bump, and drove on, Ruthlessly.
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Please, even if you don't visit my gallery, check out my "Faves".I've left them intact since day "1", and would like it if every image there got the attention they deserved.
A butcher shop opened on the 10th floor. The steaks were high.
~~I warned ya~~
~~I warned ya~~
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"'Life is not a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in a pretty
and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up,
totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming,
"WOW! What a ride!"'
^^^ How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Meet Patty.
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Always remember that you are unique... just like everyone else is.
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader she would become Ella Vader..................:o)
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~mimi~
If the woman that played Lilith on Cheers married an ex-Green Bay wide reciever she would be Bebe Beebe.
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"'Life is not a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in a pretty
and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up,
totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming,
"WOW! What a ride!"'
What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
WHEEEEEEEE!
WHEEEEEEEE!
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
You're the Cats meow! ;-)
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"'Life is not a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in a pretty
and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up,
totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming,
"WOW! What a ride!"'
A blonde walks into a bar ...
OUCH!!!!!
OUCH!!!!!
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away ~ George Carlin
This granola walks into a bar...
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Always remember that you are unique... just like everyone else is.
Sherree, this is jokes thread, not the autobiography thread...
;-)
Rich
;-)
Rich
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"'Life is not a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in a pretty
and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up,
totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming,
"WOW! What a ride!"'
Why did the blonde buy hoop earrings?
They were on sale, why else? ;-)
They were on sale, why else? ;-)
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Please, even if you don't visit my gallery, check out my "Faves".I've left them intact since day "1", and would like it if every image there got the attention they deserved.
What is the hardest thing about skydiving?
...The ground!
What did the cook name his son?
...Stu!
Where did the catcher sit for dinner?
...Behind home plate.
What did the hockey player do when the thief demanded money?
...He gave him a check!
What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
...Board!!
...The ground!
What did the cook name his son?
...Stu!
Where did the catcher sit for dinner?
...Behind home plate.
What did the hockey player do when the thief demanded money?
...He gave him a check!
What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
...Board!!
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And the Lord said " Go Sox "
This is how you jump off from a 100-story building without getting hurt:
1. run down stairs to the 1st floor
2. jump from door
This is jumping from a 100-story building isn't it?
1. run down stairs to the 1st floor
2. jump from door
This is jumping from a 100-story building isn't it?
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Newbie (Don't hurt me!)
Okay, here is one------
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the store picking out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.
"Oh, no laundry," the boy said. "I'm going to wash my dog."
"But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him."
But the boy was not stopped by this and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog.
About a week later the boy was back in the store doing some shopping. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.
"Oh, he died," the boy said.
The grocer said, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog."
"Well," the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him."
"Oh I'm sorry. How did he die?"
"I think it was the spin cycle."
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the store picking out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.
"Oh, no laundry," the boy said. "I'm going to wash my dog."
"But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him."
But the boy was not stopped by this and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog.
About a week later the boy was back in the store doing some shopping. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.
"Oh, he died," the boy said.
The grocer said, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog."
"Well," the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him."
"Oh I'm sorry. How did he die?"
"I think it was the spin cycle."
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John 3:16
you want corny, here ya go.
A five dollar bill walks into a bar and the bartender says, "get out of here we don't serve your kind this is a singles bar"
A five dollar bill walks into a bar and the bartender says, "get out of here we don't serve your kind this is a singles bar"
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Be yourself...everyone
else is already taken.
How do we know that a dog is really man's best friend? Try this experiment:
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of your car for 30 minutes.
When you open the boot, who is happy to see you?!?
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of your car for 30 minutes.
When you open the boot, who is happy to see you?!?
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion- rescope.com.au
LOL.
Ya know ... you could extrapolate on this method and extend it to an either/choice between two of anything. Friends, family ... site administrators.
>:oD
Ok not a joke per se ... but, this is howls.
Ya know ... you could extrapolate on this method and extend it to an either/choice between two of anything. Friends, family ... site administrators.
>:oD
Ok not a joke per se ... but, this is howls.
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"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
...LOLOL...every time I see this video I have to laugh, still funny...
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laughter is the best medicine.
LOL ... I remember that commercial ... coolness!
Do I know any good funny jokes ... nope, not today!
Do I know any good funny jokes ... nope, not today!
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away ~ George Carlin
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Who's there
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