Okay, Okay. Its not even close to Cristmas, but oh well :-D

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A real (on paper) wallpaper

Well if we all put our money together we can buy caedes an 08 Shelby Gt500KR. But before we can deliver it, I have to personally test it to make sure there are no mechanical problems with it before I ship it out to Germany....I mean deliver it to Caedes.

or maby a Skateboard with one of the top rated images for the graphic. Or how bout socks with the caedes logo hand-stiched into the sides...There is no better Christmas present then socks.

Rumour has it ... *caedes wants a pony.

And not just any pony, either. A pretty pony.

Oh, and some new pencils too.

Yeah a nice pink pony would be great. We can get a cone and super glue it to the Pony's head.

That's the spirit.

A couple of Thrush exhaust pipes coming out and from below the pony?!? ... unreal. >:oD

But, seriously ...

*caedes deserves a compact accelerator neutron generator as a present.

With batteries, of course.

If by " compact accelerator neutron generator " you mean a cheap plastic scepter with neon lights and fiber optics. Then Caedes is in for a big surprise. It comes with used up batteries and may have a sticky residue on the handle...Get your mind out of the gutter its just sweat from a carnies’ hand.

That's exactly what I didn't mean.

:oP

Let's add to this ever growing wish list for our beloved webmaster ... how's about ...

A new Seitz 160-Megapixel Camera?

I think I can manage a good deal on the studio version for just ... under 32K.

Comes with a butler for a year.

:oD

Okay Les that camera looks amazing. You get the money for that stuff and give it to me. I'll go and buy that GT..I mean that 160meg camera.

This just in ... we have a contender for *caedes' camera.

Forget about the camera ~ I want that compact flash memory card.

*takes note that his 'bait' is luring them out of the woodwork ... gets ready to pull the string and trap him some rare and somewhat endangered species of 'camera hounds' ...*

(*chuckles under his breath*)

'Ha! ... it's that 12 GB compact flash memory card that gets them every time ... every ... time.' >:oD

He needs Visine for his avatar...and a 12GB flash card. :)

what do you think of a book called...

The First Book of Caedes......:o/

A three barrel elephant gun to shoot the spammers on the these threads

oops double hit.. lol

A three barrel elephant gun?

No worries, I have a tank on order for *caedes for just that purpose. >:oD

Beauty mate ;)

Three Barrels, you call that a gun?. Bah! It ain't a gun unless it has 4 barrels.

hey any as long it does the job.. ;)

The tank on order though ... has one ... really, really ... really ... big barrel. >:oD

Let's see what else is worthy of gifting to our beloved webmaster ... how's about ... this?

How ... how ... cool would it be for our very own and the original nutty professor ... to show up at the lab for work on one of these?

His co-workers will be green (first, saturation bumped up by 15% in Photoshop) with envy.

I know I want one.

I can't post a fancy link to it but theres a MUCH better gift to give than that. Though I'd love to see a fat man go down on one. I believe it was made in New Zealand. its a convertible sports car that has some good speed to it, but the great thing is it can go down a boat ramp and turn into one. Turning from a little coupe to a sweet two person jet ski type vehicle.

now that's interesting /\

look here.

that's interesting to

Same design twink but instead its a coupe then boat.