The rules are simple I will start the story and not finish it. The next person will pick up where I left off using their own twist on what they feel is coming next, and it continues on forever. i.e Tom: It was a rainy day and I...
Martha: Was walking down the street and stepped in some...
Jim: Poop.
You get the picture. I will Start
I was walking through the woods when I stumbled upon a...
...team of 'sniffin' cookie crumb orderlies' could not stop Les before he reached the nearest exit. The Dr. knew heroic measures needed to be taken, so he...
... ran to phone & dialed the Emergency Cookie Retrieval Company, better known in the business as the Munch & Crunch Gang. This fearless band of cookie grabber nabbers always got their man so ...
...there were no worries that Les would get too far -- and besides, they were following a fresh trail of cookie crumbs -- or were they making them? Just to be sure, the Dr....
...got down on his hands & knees to taste test every single crumb ... then he came a cross a chocolate morsel & on further investigation he noticed the chocolate emitted a strange...
... to his horror he found he was stuck to the floor ! The doctor took a closer look, since he couldn't really avoid it, & noticed the reason he was stuck to that tasty morsel was because the maids ...
...secret agent database, which was not lost, but corrupted by Les in hopes of throwing the FBI off long enough to hack the good Doctor's financial data and...
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...a movie director approached them & told them he would like to present their life story up on the big screen ... but Les, the much taller one of the twins...
..psychedelic, but everyone knew that Les inherited the fashion sense in the family and his brother was, well, just evil. Les, considering the movie offer, clutched a cappuccino and a half-dozen mocha-walnut cookies and...
...do-it-yourself DNA test kits, for the new parent that wants to be sure. In lieu of cookies, Twinks offered Les a hunk of macadamia & truffle fudge and a flute of dry Riesling. Taken aback, Les...
.... unfortunately got a little drunker & then gave Chutes & Ladders a new definition not seen in the original version, unfortunately for Milton Bradley ...
... there were lawsuits pending because someone fell off one of the ladders, colliding with Les and Sherree who were negotiating a rather long chute that had been greased by Les's evil twin, causing...
win the award for heaviest and most separated Siamese twins in the world, thrashing the world record by a good hundred thousand miles or so, which is just about the distance George covered when he...
..signed First Edition of Mein Camp, the sad but predictable story of 3 clowns, 11 stock brokers & an aged but determined to succeed barrel rider named Frances and their plan to bring the world to a happier place by ...
... leaping en masse off of Niagara Falls in Frances's barrel, hoping that their daring escapade would bring about a little world peace, but unfortunately...
...bravely stepped forward & quacked "Halt !! Stop what you're doing immediately !" Sadly, the onlookers didn't stop shooting the clowns, the stock brokers or Frances, the determined to succeed barrel rider. And now Deputy Aflac was as covered in oil & green slime as everyone else was so he ....
...gets to show the world all of his raw talents. Which the world doesn't care to see. Raw or otherwise. But the deputy, with a flash of inspiration decides ...
plopped themselves down in chairs in front of the booth inviting the hysterically laughing crowd to run towards them. Meanwhile, Storm had caused a rainstorm to drench ....
...the entire area, neutralizing the aromatic, mind-altering chemicals. As the crowd regained their composure they became so incensed, they charged toward...
...throw cookies on the ground 20 feet in front of them. Les, of course, dove across the ground, tripping the entire first row of people rushing towards them, and allowing them....
to stagger crazily around a bit but then the crowd was finally able to calm themselves, slow down, & take stock of themselves & their surroundings. Joyfully the crowd realized they now stood in front of The Cliffs of Dover, an upscale hot dog & beer joint that ...
orgiastic ten cent taco and fifty cent fiery wings shindig, which always causes Mylanta stock to rise on Thursday morning due to the increased demand. In fact on Wall Street it's known as...
...The X-Men located a large rip in the time/space fabric, causing the local hoi polloi to dress and act like eighteenth century British royalty, each one a queen, however...
there was one person wearing faded bell bottom jeans, a tye-dye t-shirt, beads strung around their neck, & kept holding up two fingers that formed a "V" ... the X-men thought that had to be a secret code so they...
...the life-form morphed into a presidential candidate who didn't inhale and had a propensity for prurience. They immediately jumped from the limo brandishing...
...including Haight Adhbury which was the worm hole from which the time traveler with faded bell bottom jeans, a tye-dye t-shirt and beads emerged whenever...
After their shopping trip ended, a lovely lady named Annie & her two friends Frances & Danielle, also known as Frannie & Dani, decided a trip to Starbucks for some luscious Mocha Frappachinos would be just the thing. So they hopped a cable car and ....
... hijacked it for a joy ride that led them straight to the Haight where they found the X-men, still sitting in their conspicuously large black limo, only they all had flowers in their hair, which...
...seemed a bit on the gay side, so they said hello and went the other way, they then jumped into a hot air balloon and the driver was a super hot guy that....
Martha: Was walking down the street and stepped in some...
Jim: Poop.
You get the picture. I will Start
I was walking through the woods when I stumbled upon a...