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Paws_of_GT
09/12/04 1:18 AM GMT
Car Vs Computer

Bill Gates wanted to look good and impress everyone with his success.

He decided to measure the accomplishments of Microsoft against General Motors.

The comparison went like this: If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades, you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour.

Or you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas.

In either case the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50.

In response to all this goading, GM responds: "Yes, but would you really want to drive a car that crashes twice a day?
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::CanoeGuru
09/12/04 12:19 AM GMT
*he he* *chuckle* good one!
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::noobguy
09/12/04 7:12 PM GMT
funny stuff, the last line refers to microsoft, but all the car stuff seems to be more hardware related. Still funny. How bout this:
Do you recognize this man?
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