This is inspired by the peoples on the You're banned thread. Create poems that should rhyme, but don't because nothing that rhymes fits. EG:
"See my beard? Ain't it weird? Don't be scared, it's just a beard..."
"To turn a tourniquet twas his fault, and for that a banning got."
"See my beard? Ain't it weird? Don't be scared, it's just a beard..."
"To turn a tourniquet twas his fault, and for that a banning got."