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Ah Man!

.Ashley1727
11/24/08 5:48 PM GMT
SO, this thread is basically the attempt to make a long, dragged on thread like "Banned!" or "VM" ... so what you do, is tell a fake story that could actually happen to someone but would totally suck.
ie. A seagull chased me until I stopped, then it pooped in my eye and television reporter caught it all on live tv.

Could be fun. Let's see what people come up with.

Note: Going off topic is totally allowed. After the first 10 comments
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.Ashley1727
11/25/08 7:15 PM GMT
oh boy.... what have I started
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::egggray
11/25/08 10:30 PM GMT
Someone bought a huge hamburger at a food stand on the beach in southern California, set it on the table outside, went to the car to get something, came back and saw a seagull flying off with the hamburger pattie. Left the bun there though, and fries.
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.Ashley1727
11/25/08 10:41 PM GMT
lol, that WOULD suck (for you rich)....So I was sittin in the park and I was enjoying my banana when a lady sits beside me and starts crunching like a mammoth on this apple! then another lady sits beside me and squirts me in the eye with her orange peel... so I gave them a lecture about the perfect fruit and why it was... and then a police officer came over with a banana and was stating that they were against the law now... :(
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::rp64
11/26/08 3:48 AM GMT
I had a dream that someone started a new thread and it was hijacked right off the bat and kept going for 18 posts until someone had the nerve to go back OnTopic. It was terrible.
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::laurengary
11/26/08 5:01 AM GMT
I am SO relieved to be left off the hook here because I'm not using that avi for a while & B... look who went off topic !! No... wait... on topic.

Holy smokes !!! *gasps & grabs chest* Someone was ON topic ?!! I need air.... booze.... chocolate....
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::rp64
11/26/08 5:05 AM GMT
Typical Shebannie, can't make up her mind.

Well which is it?

~~Sips some white russians, eats Godiva Chocolate and enjoys the crisp country air while Lauren decides~~
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::laurengary
11/26/08 5:25 AM GMT
I'll take the chocolate then. And there'd better be the good stuff left too ! Like the raspberry filled feather for instance !
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::solita17
11/26/08 6:59 AM GMT
raspberry filled feather...???? where??? Can I have a few, please???
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::Dunstickin
11/26/08 9:03 AM GMT
Just stuff a few red coloured chickens into a pillow case!....

Oh yes...and pour some raspberry sauce in too!....

See...easy-peasy....!...

No need to send a cheque....hehe!>
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.Ashley1727
11/26/08 5:37 PM GMT
easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy! Why does everybody hate on the little one? :-(
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::rp64
11/26/08 5:51 PM GMT
~~I am currently standing on my head to see if /\ makes any more sense from a different perspective.~~
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.Ashley1727
11/26/08 5:54 PM GMT
~~knocks rich over~~~


Don't be silly!

I posted in the wrong thread! lol
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::rp64
11/26/08 8:20 PM GMT
Ashley is banned for cross threading

~~even if the rest of us still don't have a clue what she's talking about~~
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.Ashley1727
11/27/08 5:24 PM GMT
thats okay i ban you for banning me..

HA!
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::rp64
11/27/08 5:41 PM GMT
~~Gasp~~

A rare species has been spotted - the Cross Threading Copycat!

~~Begone I say!~~
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.Ashley1727
11/27/08 5:55 PM GMT
lol throw me out, try it. I'll attack you with mushy hugs!!!

RAWRRRRRRRR
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.Ashley1727
11/27/08 7:02 PM GMT
Anybody know a good movie maker/editor. that is downloadable and free? and also a god picture editor?
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::rp64
11/27/08 7:06 PM GMT
Photofiltre is a superb free photo editing program. For a movie maker are you talking about turning video, from say a camcorder, into a DVD?
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.Ashley1727
11/27/08 7:40 PM GMT
no, I'm talking about taking vids from a videocamera and clashing them together and inserting captions. kind of think
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::solita17
11/28/08 8:44 AM GMT
I think Ashley fell asleep in mid-sentence...
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::twinkel
11/28/08 12:46 AM GMT
Now that Mary /\ is a fake story..Ashley never sleeps..lol
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.Ashley1727
11/28/08 4:53 PM GMT
lol tru that
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::solita17
11/28/08 5:54 PM GMT
is this that Truth or Consequences thread? if so, I'm hopelessly banned...
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.Ashley1727
11/28/08 6:06 PM GMT
lol no its not
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::rp64
11/28/08 6:39 PM GMT
Why not, it's been just about everything else so far!

Mary - if you don't wanna play Truth or Consequences how about Spin the Bottle?

:-O
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.Ashley1727
11/28/08 6:46 PM GMT
Ahhhh. uh oh
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::rp64
11/28/08 10:14 PM GMT
Uh oh?

So you spun the bottle and it ended pointing at Mike.

What do you have against purple dinosaurs?
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.Ashley1727
11/28/08 11:17 PM GMT
nothing, im just not down with beastiality... ya know :P
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.Ashley1727
11/28/08 11:22 PM GMT
BTW! id like to point out how proud I am that one of my lil teeny tiny threads took off so well and is in no way shape or form on topic. :D Thanks for your co-operation!
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.mxvirgil
11/29/08 12:57 AM GMT
Bestiality?!?!? It's a purple suit for the love of...

Congratulations, BTW, on your new thread. Glad we could obscure the topic for you.

Why did you spin a ketchup bottle? This suit costs a fortune to dry clean, ya' know...
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::twinkel
11/29/08 8:48 PM GMT
Just send her the bill!!!
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::rp64
11/29/08 10:09 PM GMT
Dino's have a bill? Who knew?

Is it like a ducks or maybe a goose?
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.Ashley1727
12/01/08 1:03 AM GMT
lol. you I love the constant confusion as to what to say to the crap you guys reply with on here. lol, oh dear.
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::rp64
12/01/08 2:20 AM GMT
Deer's don't have bills, dear.
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::danika
12/01/08 4:18 AM GMT
Yep, you got that right Ashley ... 'confusion' is the name of the game.
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.Ashley1727
12/01/08 6:35 PM GMT
shwing!
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::rp64
12/01/08 7:59 PM GMT
Now you got it...we're all confuzzled...what in the world is a 'shwing' ?
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.Ashley1727
12/03/08 2:41 PM GMT
say it out loud with some enthusiasm darling... its fun.
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.Ashley1727
12/03/08 2:41 PM GMT
say it out loud with some enthusiasm darling... its fun.
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::rp64
12/03/08 3:10 PM GMT
Do I have to say it twice like you did /\ ?
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::laurengary
12/04/08 4:22 AM GMT
I think it's like a schwing & a miss !

Unless it's a Schwinn. O_o
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::rp64
12/04/08 4:59 AM GMT
o_O
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::solita17
12/04/08 6:11 AM GMT
make that a Mighty Schwinn...
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.Ashley1727
12/05/08 3:00 PM GMT
SHWING! LIKE SWING. WITH A SH. GAHH. double posted because my computer was temporarily slow. Sorry :)
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.mxvirgil
12/05/08 6:26 PM GMT
GAHH?
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::laurengary
12/05/08 8:04 PM GMT
Is that a HAGG backwards ? Ashley's too young to be a hag. Or is this a new game ? Enquiring minds might want to know, I haven't decided yet.
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.Ashley1727
12/05/08 9:21 PM GMT
Lol , oh dear. I give up.
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::rp64
12/05/08 9:23 PM GMT
Wimp.

;-)
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.Ashley1727
12/05/08 9:27 PM GMT
lol i WILL kick you rich... i'm not scared.
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.Ashley1727
12/05/08 9:29 PM GMT
PS: I'll have you all know that this is the 67th post on this topic... on the 100th post... we shall have a celebratory happy still alive thread party. :)
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.mxvirgil
12/05/08 9:33 PM GMT
You'd better have cake and ice cream or -I- might kick -you-!

Ever been kicked by a dinosaur?? It ain't pretty! :)
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.Ashley1727
12/05/08 10:04 PM GMT
lol your funny :D

how about ice cream cake? I LOVE.
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.captaindrewi
12/06/08 1:55 AM GMT
saxaphone break.....
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::rp64
12/06/08 4:38 AM GMT
Smooth, man, ssmmmoooottthhh....
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::laurengary
12/06/08 4:50 AM GMT
Rich is a beatnik you know, from wayy back.
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::rp64
12/06/08 4:55 AM GMT
Inspired "On the Road", don't ya know...

Blow that stack, Daddy-O !
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.mxvirgil
12/06/08 6:00 AM GMT
Like Maynard G. Krebs??? Wow! ;oP
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.Ashley1727
12/08/08 5:14 PM GMT
.........sax-a-ma-phoooooooooone.


Hows everyone doin? I suck at this now, never on it anymore! :(
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::rp64
12/08/08 7:12 PM GMT
Ashley is banned for "Thread Abandonment".
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.captaindrewi
12/10/08 1:24 AM GMT
did i write saxa...errm saxo....
sax aphone
saxo phone..errm
a 1 and a two and a 1234...parp parp..thub
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.mxvirgil
12/10/08 2:50 AM GMT
Try Beano. >:|
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.captaindrewi
12/11/08 1:25 AM GMT
phifffffffff!....will do.

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.Ashley1727
12/11/08 5:56 PM GMT
um,. yeah. nice convo's guys
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.mxvirgil
12/12/08 11:11 PM GMT
Hey, /\he/\ started it !!!
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.Ashley1727
12/14/08 2:22 AM GMT
lol what the h! Why is this thread dying?!
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::rp64
12/14/08 2:24 AM GMT
The beano comment didn't help...
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.mxvirgil
12/14/08 3:15 AM GMT
Let's discuss the initial premise, Ashley... hehehe

How about bringing a plate of El-lax chocolate chip cookies to a bake sale.

Note to the impressionable among us: Do not take a plate of the above mentioned cookies to any function. They have the potential of being a serious health hazard (including that of laughing one's self half to death after observing the results).
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::laurengary
12/14/08 5:14 AM GMT
16 more posts to the party !!!

And if anybody brings chocolate chip cookies I'm so not eating them !
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.Ashley1727
12/15/08 1:36 AM GMT
lol. what about chocolate chunk cookies ? :)
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.chumly_12
12/24/08 9:30 AM GMT
or chocolate chop cookies
mmmmm my favourite














*note* does not exist
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Question: is the glass half full or half empty...... Answer: dont care about silly things like that just enjoy the drink
.Ashley1727
01/04/09 9:20 PM GMT
oh my dear lord. December 14th was the last time i POSTED. or even game on here. lol and no kidding chumly
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::rp64
01/05/09 7:55 PM GMT
~~My bet is /\she's/\ trying to got out of having to spring for the 100th post party she promised us~~
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.Ashley1727
01/07/09 4:24 PM GMT
OH DEAR!!

11 posts away! (well, now 10)
COME ON PEOPLE!
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.mxvirgil
01/17/09 5:02 PM GMT
Fence post (9 to go).
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::solita17
01/17/09 5:11 PM GMT
Lamp post (8 and counting...)
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::twinkel
01/17/09 5:48 PM GMT
Almost PARTY time (7 and counting...)
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::rp64
01/18/09 12:04 AM GMT
And, of course, Ashley is no where to be found (six...)
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::solita17
01/18/09 5:21 AM GMT
I think she got stuck in the gooey mess over on that bannage thread... (five...)
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.chumly_12
01/18/09 11:16 AM GMT
ewww (four....)
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Question: is the glass half full or half empty...... Answer: dont care about silly things like that just enjoy the drink
.Ashley1727
01/19/09 9:48 PM GMT
YAYYYYYYYYYYYY almost party timmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (three....)
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::rp64
01/19/09 10:21 PM GMT
Quick everyone, before she can get away!

~~Hope you got a gold plated card, Ashley, we invited EVERYONE and told them it was open bar~~

~~Two~~
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.mxvirgil
01/19/09 11:00 PM GMT
The chef just arrived with his staff and carts full of gourmet haute cuisine... (1)
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::danika
01/19/09 11:02 PM GMT
Lift-off!

Taps a fresh keg of beer ... Ahhhhhh Man, it's party time!!!

:-)
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::rp64
01/19/09 11:38 PM GMT
And poor Ashley is nowhere in sight...oh, well she left her Gold Card...OPEN BAR!

(+1...)
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.chumly_12
01/20/09 12:10 AM GMT
(+2) for me
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Question: is the glass half full or half empty...... Answer: dont care about silly things like that just enjoy the drink
.Ashley1727
01/22/09 7:21 PM GMT
OH NOOOOOO I MISSED IT!!!! Ah Man!!!!

:(
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::rp64
01/22/09 7:54 PM GMT
Don't worry, Ash...you still have the credit card bill to look forward to!
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::danika
01/22/09 9:28 PM GMT
Well then ... let's get this party started!
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.Ashley1727
01/23/09 3:57 PM GMT
.....again!
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::rp64
01/23/09 4:06 PM GMT
Sheeeee's baaaaaacckkk....and ready to party...bartender,
re-open that tab!!
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.Ashley1727
01/25/09 8:28 PM GMT
lol. oh man. for sure. tip the glass rich, tip the glass
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.Ashley1727
02/07/09 6:48 PM GMT
i refuse to let this thread die
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::rp64
02/08/09 3:59 AM GMT
Could be a mercy killing...
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Quit bitching. Start a revolution.
.Ashley1727
02/08/09 11:44 PM GMT
no sir. no such thing. I will come back and bring it to the top. it will never fall off of front page. my vow, lol
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.Ashley1727
02/18/09 9:04 PM GMT
....almost got me!
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.Ashley1727
03/01/09 4:05 AM GMT
..................again
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.Ashley1727
04/02/09 2:34 PM GMT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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::rp64
04/02/09 4:52 PM GMT
~~Solemnly plays 'taps' on his kazoo~~
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.Ashley1727
08/22/09 3:42 PM GMT
you all fail. i have returned from nowhere to bring this baby back, NOW WRITE!
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.Ashley1727
08/22/09 3:45 PM GMT
I WILL PREVAIL
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