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.mxvirgil
07/20/09 2:43 AM GMT
Everyone likes a good practical joke, right?? hehehe >;o}

Let's hear about your best, but with one caveat -- the art of the practical joke is one which causes a maximum of inconvenience, embarrassment and discomfiture without causing any serious, long-term damage or personal injury.

A good rule of thumb -- Don't post anything you wouldn't want done to you!

Here's an old one: Put a rubberband around the sink sprayer handle and point it straight out. Lift the handle -- get soaked!
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Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?

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::Dunstickin
07/20/09 7:38 AM GMT
Oh Geez!!....

where do 'I' begin!....

~~runs off for his 'nasty things to do to other's book!~~
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.Jhihmoac
07/20/09 11:24 AM GMT
Sometimes...when I'm out with my sister (she loves to window shop)...she'll place a bra on top of my head, and I start to walk towards the main aisle...

I wonder how much ...who can embarrass who more?...And are the men in white suits that drive the windowless grey ambulance somewhere near? :)
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::third_eye
07/20/09 3:35 PM GMT
The "loaded" toothpaste:

Squeeze out a little bit, and let it sit on the edge of the sink.. ball up a little bit of toilet paper, and jam it into the tube.. not too far or it'll get lost in the body of the tube..you want it in the "neck"..smoosh back some of the reserve toothpaste back in, and re-cap it.

Especially effective in deterring future use of your stuff by siblings, roommates etc..

>;-)
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.mxvirgil
07/21/09 1:15 AM GMT
Honeymoon special: Stretch saran wrap tightly over the toilet bowl and put the seat back down.
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Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
::Dunstickin
07/21/09 7:08 AM GMT
When friends come for an evenings 'chat & chili' get together'!

I fill an 'empty' rare malt bottle with cold tea!...

Whilst we all sit chatting, Wor-Lass announces that she will open a bottle of 'MY' rare malt!...you should see their faces as we sip and applaud this new 'malt'...

their tongues really get mixed up when trying to say how wonderful and tasty this is!....

~~Sniggers~~
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&animaniactoo
07/22/09 12:32 AM GMT
I'm sure I will think of more. But in the mean time, this one pops to mind first.

Purchasing and installing this before my kids woke up.
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
&animaniactoo
07/23/09 12:13 AM GMT
Okay, this was done *to* me accidentally - and then purposely - over and over and over again.

Socks that were put down for a few minutes (and then "lost" and never found until the results showed up) and happened to cover the IR receiver on the tv. Thus all attempts to change channel, turn the power on, etc were defeated. A tad sucky.
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
.mxvirgil
07/23/09 2:57 AM GMT
In a factory I once removed the connector from the victim's air hose and dropped a steel bearing ball into the hose, then replaced the connector. Every time he used the hose it would work for a split second, then stop. (I actually did some work there, too... >;o)
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Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
&mimi
07/23/09 6:46 AM GMT
While working a verrrrry slow night in the Emergency Department of a hospital, one of the residents, who was quite the prankster himself, decided to take a nap on a stretcher. *We, being the other residents on call & nurses, decided that the sleeper wasn't too much fun asleep, so we ambushed him, taped his wrists and ankles to the side rails, put him on the freight elevator and then called each floor to watch for a delivery... pushed the button for every floor and sent him on a ride. Might I add, that he *once upon a time* had very hairy wrists & ankles?

And yes, I was young and quite stupid at that time as well as sleep deprived. We never did it again either.

p.s. someone un-taped him & sent the stretcher back down to us empty! He never divulged which floor or who had the compassionate heart to free him!
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~mimi~
::Dunstickin
07/23/09 6:58 AM GMT
When I was a young'un? (Yeah yeah, I know..so don't laff!)

When we were training apprentices!...we used to sent them to the works stores for various items!..

1)..A bubble for a 'spirit level'

2)..An extra long 'weight' (wait)!

3)..A tin of 'Tartan' paint!....

It was truly amazing how stupid some of these 'apprentices' were!......

I should know.....I was one too!!
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.mxvirgil
07/27/09 9:15 PM GMT
How about the old funnel challenge?

Convince a friend(?) that they cannot drop a coin placed on their forehead into a funnel placed in their waistband... Just as the coin is placed on their tipped-back head, someone pours a beverage/liquid into the funnel...
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Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
&animaniactoo
07/27/09 10:00 PM GMT
oooooooh... that reminds me.

Yes - okay, my best ever that i've DONE to someone. This is great for gatherings...

1st) Place a phone book (or similarly large book) in the middle of a clear area of room.

2nd) Bet any sucker that will take your bet (almost all of em) that they will step off the book before you have walked around them 3 times.

3rd) After they have accepted your bet and are standing on the book, walk around them 2 times.

4th) Then go sit down in a convenient spot and smirk.
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
.mxvirgil
08/21/09 5:57 AM GMT
Alright, how about gel-caps full of Rit dye in the shower-head..?
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Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?

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