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Limerick Game - Version 2
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Any ideas? I don't like the one I came up with before...
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Internet trolls on the loose
Let's kick them in their caboose
Block and delete
Let's kick them in their caboose
Block and delete
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Internet trolls on the loose
Let's kick them in their caboose
Block and delete
No trick or treat
As there's simply no excuse
NEW ONE:
There were listeners outside in the night
Let's kick them in their caboose
Block and delete
No trick or treat
As there's simply no excuse
NEW ONE:
There were listeners outside in the night
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There were listeners outside in the night
They were full of wickedness and spite
They went into the pub
They were full of wickedness and spite
They went into the pub
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There were listeners outside in the night
They were full of wickedness and spite
They went into the pub
To stoke up on grub
And got into a barroom fight!
They were full of wickedness and spite
They went into the pub
To stoke up on grub
And got into a barroom fight!
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Any day the world may end!
With moon and stars we will blend
It's all part of a plan
By an underground clan
Whose actions we can't commend!
With moon and stars we will blend
It's all part of a plan
By an underground clan
Whose actions we can't commend!
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Move your queen and take that knight!
Finish off the rook in flight
It's time to get mean
And take that King!
Checkmate! Black wins over white!
(whew! that was an exciting match! lol got a little carried away)
Finish off the rook in flight
It's time to get mean
And take that King!
Checkmate! Black wins over white!
(whew! that was an exciting match! lol got a little carried away)
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It's easy to beat me at chess... I never learned!
I feel like a burger and fries
So I'll order the Supersize
I feel like a burger and fries
So I'll order the Supersize
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I feel like a burger and fries
So I'll order the Supersize
Never mind my weight
It's already too late
So, throw in 2 apple pies!
(I think I gained weight reading this!)
So I'll order the Supersize
Never mind my weight
It's already too late
So, throw in 2 apple pies!
(I think I gained weight reading this!)
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Art is proud of his new toupee
And so is his fiancee
They must both be blind...
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Art is proud of his new toupee
Keeps it tidy with blue hair spray
He looks like Marge Simpson...
And so is his fiancee
They must both be blind...
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Art is proud of his new toupee
Keeps it tidy with blue hair spray
He looks like Marge Simpson...
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
Art is proud of his new toupee
And so is his fiancee
They must both be blind...
Two of a kind!
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Art is proud of his new toupee
Keeps it tidy with blue hair spray
He looks like Marge Simpson...
(At least it's not crimson)
And so is his fiancee
They must both be blind...
Two of a kind!
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Art is proud of his new toupee
Keeps it tidy with blue hair spray
He looks like Marge Simpson...
(At least it's not crimson)
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Art is proud of his new toupee
And so is his fiancee
They must both be blind...
Two of a kind!
With locks that are so very droopy
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Art is proud of his new toupee
Keeps it tidy with blue hair spray
He looks like Marge Simpson...
(At least it's not crimson)
But I wish that he'd just go away
And so is his fiancee
They must both be blind...
Two of a kind!
With locks that are so very droopy
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Art is proud of his new toupee
Keeps it tidy with blue hair spray
He looks like Marge Simpson...
(At least it's not crimson)
But I wish that he'd just go away
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
PS if you want a good laugh and have some time to kill, go back and read through some of the old limericks... it's amazing how long this thread is.
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
There once was a frog who was mute
He instead spoke via a flute
He talked with a trill
Unpleasantly shrill
So noted his friend, a newt!
New one:
The decor for this room is all wrong
He instead spoke via a flute
He talked with a trill
Unpleasantly shrill
So noted his friend, a newt!
New one:
The decor for this room is all wrong
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The decor for this room is all wrong
With this furniture bought in Hong Kong
Moose head on the wall
With this furniture bought in Hong Kong
Moose head on the wall
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And no space for playing ping pong.
New:
There's bubblegum stuck in my hair
New:
There's bubblegum stuck in my hair
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
There's bubblegum stuck in my hair
'Cos my friends were playing unfair
I was chewing them out
Till we were fetched a clout
And propelled to the naughty stair
(Hmm, don't know. The rhythm is a bit off?)
New one:
The house was empty and still
'Cos my friends were playing unfair
I was chewing them out
Till we were fetched a clout
And propelled to the naughty stair
(Hmm, don't know. The rhythm is a bit off?)
New one:
The house was empty and still
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The house was empty and still
When I heard a scream that was shrill
From the basement below
When I heard a scream that was shrill
From the basement below
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The house was empty and still
When I heard a scream that was shrill
From the basement below
It continued to grow
So I ran out the house and downhill!
When I heard a scream that was shrill
From the basement below
It continued to grow
So I ran out the house and downhill!
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There was an old man from Tibet
Whose story you won't soon forget
He was thrown off the back
Of his black woolly yak
Because he was so heavy-set!
Whose story you won't soon forget
He was thrown off the back
Of his black woolly yak
Because he was so heavy-set!
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Make an offer I cannot refuse!
Maybe that will get rid of my blues
Perhaps make a buck
Of course, with my luck
Maybe that will get rid of my blues
Perhaps make a buck
Of course, with my luck
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I'll lose both my shirt and my shoes.
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People who "like" their own posts
New:
People who "like" their own posts
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
People who "like" their own posts
Should be sent to the Isle of Toads
Should be sent to the Isle of Toads
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People who "like" their own posts
Should be sent to the Isle of Toads
I just can't understand
How things got out of hand
Should be sent to the Isle of Toads
I just can't understand
How things got out of hand
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When they make such vainglorious boasts.
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For three thousand years he has waited
New:
For three thousand years he has waited
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
For three thousand years he has waited
Now the mummy's tomb was desecrated!
Now the mummy's tomb was desecrated!
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(That's exactly what I was thinking of! Watching a Poirot episode about a mummy's curse)
For three thousand years he has waited
Now the mummy's tomb was desecrated!
You can't run or hide
For three thousand years he has waited
Now the mummy's tomb was desecrated!
You can't run or hide
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
(Haven't seen it...just the first thing that popped into my head)
For three thousand years he has waited
Now the mummy's tomb was desecrated!
You can't run or hide
Others have tried
For three thousand years he has waited
Now the mummy's tomb was desecrated!
You can't run or hide
Others have tried
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To an unpleasant death you are fated...
New:
Been out in the sun far too long
New:
Been out in the sun far too long
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
Been out in the sun far too long
If you think you're right and I'm wrong!
If you think you're right and I'm wrong!
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Been out in the sun far too long
If you think you're right and I'm wrong!
Experience teaches
If you think you're right and I'm wrong!
Experience teaches
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Been out in the sun far too long
If you think you're right and I'm wrong!
Experience teaches
light into shadow reaches
If you think you're right and I'm wrong!
Experience teaches
light into shadow reaches
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I'm red everywhere 'cept my thong!
New:
One day whilst baking a pie
New:
One day whilst baking a pie
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
One day whilst baking a pie
I turned...out fell my glass eye!
I turned...out fell my glass eye!
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One day whilst baking a pie
I turned...out fell my glass eye!
My sight was diminished
The pie never finished
We had cake; now you know why!
I turned...out fell my glass eye!
My sight was diminished
The pie never finished
We had cake; now you know why!
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I'm all alone on this thread
It seems all others have fled
Was it my toque
My glass eye joke?
Or that silly wig on my head!
LOL!
It seems all others have fled
Was it my toque
My glass eye joke?
Or that silly wig on my head!
LOL!
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I've been on a caedes vacation
Busy with my occupation
And studying hard
I'll send you a card
And that's my explanation!
lol
(Have a great break!)
Busy with my occupation
And studying hard
I'll send you a card
And that's my explanation!
lol
(Have a great break!)
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The election gets worse every day
Candidates relish the fray
Debates on TV
Trump and Bernie
Won New Hampshire, or so they say...
Candidates relish the fray
Debates on TV
Trump and Bernie
Won New Hampshire, or so they say...
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There once was a man from Calcutta
Whose gait was more of a strut a
Whose gait was more of a strut a
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People are like cameras--sometimes they lose focus.
There once was a man from Calcutta
Whose gait was more of a strut a
Being so fleet of foot
And not wanting to stay put
"Keep moving!" the last words he uttered.
Whose gait was more of a strut a
Being so fleet of foot
And not wanting to stay put
"Keep moving!" the last words he uttered.
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A man with a tin foil hat...
Was perusing 'la grande jatte'
A message in oil
Pierced his hat of foil
Was perusing 'la grande jatte'
A message in oil
Pierced his hat of foil
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A man with a tin foil hat...
Was perusing 'la grande jatte'
A message in oil
Pierced his hat of foil
And he was labeled an In-Seine dingbat
Was perusing 'la grande jatte'
A message in oil
Pierced his hat of foil
And he was labeled an In-Seine dingbat
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People are like cameras--sometimes they lose focus.
I got lost in the fog on the moor
when grabbed by the arm with a claw
I screamed out in fear
when grabbed by the arm with a claw
I screamed out in fear
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I got lost in the fog on the moor
when grabbed by the arm with a claw
I screamed out in fear
He said, "Calm down, my dear
It's only your mother-in-law!"
lol
when grabbed by the arm with a claw
I screamed out in fear
He said, "Calm down, my dear
It's only your mother-in-law!"
lol
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Oh that last one was fantastic...
There's a full moon tonight
It's silver, beautiful and bright
Ill go out for a stroll
There's a full moon tonight
It's silver, beautiful and bright
Ill go out for a stroll
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
There's a full moon tonight
It's silver, beautiful and bright
Ill go out for a stroll
It's good for the soul
It's silver, beautiful and bright
Ill go out for a stroll
It's good for the soul
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There's a full moon tonight
It's silver, beautiful and bright
Ill go out for a stroll
It's good for the soul
uploaded piCs on the website
[aagh!!! just noticed i had left the 'C' out of PICS...rectified now. what an idiot]
It's silver, beautiful and bright
Ill go out for a stroll
It's good for the soul
uploaded piCs on the website
[aagh!!! just noticed i had left the 'C' out of PICS...rectified now. what an idiot]
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I got jailed for disturbing the peace
It had something to do with two geese
It had something to do with two geese
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I got jailed for disturbing the peace
It had something to do with two geese
There were loud honks and hoots
About taking wrong routes
So someone called the police!
It had something to do with two geese
There were loud honks and hoots
About taking wrong routes
So someone called the police!
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A mortician lost his way to the grave
Turned his hearse on a road that's unpaved
Turned his hearse on a road that's unpaved
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A mortician lost his way to the grave
Turned his hearse on a road that's unpaved
The body fell out
Dead guy gave a yelp
And, so, one more life was saved!
lol
Turned his hearse on a road that's unpaved
The body fell out
Dead guy gave a yelp
And, so, one more life was saved!
lol
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That is very interesting about accents because, as I've read through the past limericks, I've also noticed a lack of apparent rhyming due to people's locations. I was wondering just recently about "moor" and "claw," which don't rhyme to me and many others on previous posts.
But you are right, indeed! "Yelp" and "out" do sort of rhyme here! Too funny. lol
I could revise the limerick, though:
A mortician lost his way to the grave
Turned his hearse on a road that's unpaved
The body fell out
Dead guy gave a shout
And, so, one more life was saved!
But you are right, indeed! "Yelp" and "out" do sort of rhyme here! Too funny. lol
I could revise the limerick, though:
A mortician lost his way to the grave
Turned his hearse on a road that's unpaved
The body fell out
Dead guy gave a shout
And, so, one more life was saved!
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yeah... i get it......moor as 'moo-rr' rather than moor as 'more'.
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Each person posts one line of a limerick.
(5 lines in total, rhyme a, rhyme a, rhyme b, rhyme b, rhyme a)
So here goes...
One day I thought I could fly,