well .. since we are all guinea pigs in another's grand scheme (college thesis)
I figured we could all toss out book titles, you know, in case the cover art hasn't gone to press yet
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1) .. Herding cats .. (and other lessons learned while managing an internet startup)
2) .. My first 500 .. (complaints and questions fielded while providing a free service)
3) .. Read The FAQ, Gosh Darnit .. (and other royalty free expressions you can use)
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so, yeah, this is the equivalent of a "do you think Britney's cute" topic you would find elsewhere ... and, yes, I'm bored .. and I have a birdnest that refuses to be cut out (don't ask)
Zen and the art of wallpaper site maintenance [A lifestyle guide]
What do you mean my image is a snapshot?[The art of escalating one comment into a full scale flame war]
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
* Neverending Story - The Vote [Don't let the dragon have all the fun]
* Caedes Control [How someone dared to be in charge - of their own site]
* Raiders of the Lost Plot [I had it here a minute ago....]
* The Day after Tomorrow and the One after That and the One after That and...
6. Know way out.
A desperate story of a college student that created a website that came to have a life of its own, all consuming like a black hole; it attracted every person from all walks of life. With out burst like why me and why oh why did I start this all I wanted was to collect wallpapers.
Look at me here I was I gave you a comment.If you love the shows 'Star Trek Vogager', 'Star Trek Next Generation', 'Star Trek Enterprise' and Deep Space Nine' please tell me.
1) .. The Fall of the Roman Empire .. (and other minor events that were overshadowed by a change to the c-index)
2) .. The End of the World .. (the day my server crashed)
3) .. D10F .. (and other vanity plates that are taken in every state)
4) .. Shut Up! .. (I mean, I highly value all of your thoughtful input)
As a loyal member of the Caedes.net community I feel that I will be unable to resist publishing a me-too story to piggyback on the success of Caedes' undoubtedly best-selling study on humanity. I will probably call it:
5) .. I Have a Suggestion .. (and other phrases that made Caedes want to slap me)
Never give up. Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. ~~ Michael Jordan
Pocket Guide to controlling wallpaper amounts, in just 4 volumes...( a concise guide to fitting your wallpaper site with warehouses, wheelie bins, and archives... :)
Now you "C" it .. Now You don't ... How to get a word into the lexicographer's to-do list .. and then claim it has no meaning .. making the scholars who wrangled over its definition look like fools ... all before your 16th birthday
Rats in my maze that never knew they were rats ... (why pay for a closed clinical trial when people are SO eager to freely participate in social studies)
Lose 20 pounds in 5 hours on the C-Index diet .. (you too can achieve the youthful shape of yesteryear by jogging to the rhythm of a Voting discussion with this low-cost iPOD transducer cord)
How much is that pixel in the window? .. (fast-food?, auto-dealerships?, gas-stations? ... Hah! .. I scoff at them ... franchising pixel distribution centers is the future)
Alien Abductions that took place in my little corner of the Internet ... (how I forced the governments of 4 countries to acknowledge the existence of Extra-Terrestrial Life in order for them to continue with questioning in my trial concerning the disappearance of several caedes-dot-net artists across the world .. it was the aliens the whole time)
The Baby Name Book Containing Only One Name ... (I'll tell you that it's Geri if you promise to buy the book for the amusing anecdotes of my childhood, and how having the name geri worked to my benefit while growing up in Possom Puddin Tennessee)
" Rats in my maze that never knew they were rats ... (why pay for a closed clinical trial when people are SO eager to freely participate in social studies) "
Whines .. And the Whiney Whiners that Whine Them .. Cheesey Anecdotes and Horse'doovers from the Caedes Cocktail Circuit .. (co-written with Al Franken)
"To photograph is to hold one's breath, when all faculties converge to capture fleeting reality. It's at that precise moment that mastering an image becomes a great physical and intellectual joy."
~ Henri Cartier-Bresson
POLL your membership for Ideas .. those aren't just smiling faces out there, looking up at you, they have hearts and minds .. and they will gladly tell you how to improve things to make themselves happier, and by extension, YOU too ... saving you expensive consulting fees in the process
I want two. Think that they will probably get ... ahem ... a little dog-eared from alllll of the reading they will receive.
101 Ways To Drive Image Mods Crazy; by the **Mole.
Here's an excerpt:
"57) Perseverance and timing is everything, like most things in life.
And when annoying an image mod this holds particularly true.
Changing your username repeatedly and re-uploading the picture of Aunt Sally with a mouthful of Christmas cake with the added text of "!!Happy Holidays My Caedesian Friends!!" makes them look just plain mean in the eyes of the membership, if they reject your seasonal offering.
Try it ... and in no time at all the 'special jackets that do up in the back' will be the fashion de rigeur amongst the site's image mods."
:oD
**ghost writers' pseudonym for *caedes
I still say that this site is not an experiment in statistics, but rather a psychology experiment. :oP
One must not miss this one ~ already projected to be on the bestsellers list.
Chapter 1 : "How Do You Pronounce Caedes?"
<<<< 1228 pages to be exact >>>>
Chapter 2 : "The Games People Play" ~ good read for the insane & not so insane
<<<< quadruples chapter one ~ oh, that would be 4912 pages give or take a few. Who's counting anyways.
Chapter 3 : "Who Shot The Elephant?
<<<< pending of course due to animal right issues ~ a messy messy sitiation. May have to scrap Chapter 3 totally or change the title. Thinks a moment ~ how about "Ghost Of Caedes Past"; "Caedes : A Ghost Story"; "RIP, RIP, RIP" (*shakes finger* ~ it's not what you think); or "Somebodies Lurking". Not a definite yet ~ hmmmmmmm. >>>>
Chapter 4 : "Inquiring Minds Would Like To Know" ~ the meaning of the c-index is finally revealed & then some. "HUZZAH"
<<<< No skipping chapters 1 & 2 either ~ that's strictly a no no >>>>
*can feel the suspense building up*
Chapter 5 : "Art And The Believer" ~ what knocks your socks off!!!
<<<< Saved the very best for last ~ very inspirational indeed >>>> :-)
Please, even if you don't visit my gallery, check out my "Faves".I've left them intact since day "1", and would like it if every image there got the attention they deserved.
Please, even if you don't visit my gallery, check out my "Faves".I've left them intact since day "1", and would like it if every image there got the attention they deserved.
I figured we could all toss out book titles, you know, in case the cover art hasn't gone to press yet
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1) .. Herding cats .. (and other lessons learned while managing an internet startup)
2) .. My first 500 .. (complaints and questions fielded while providing a free service)
3) .. Read The FAQ, Gosh Darnit .. (and other royalty free expressions you can use)
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so, yeah, this is the equivalent of a "do you think Britney's cute" topic you would find elsewhere ... and, yes, I'm bored .. and I have a birdnest that refuses to be cut out (don't ask)