Ok, I know Word Games are the thing in the Offtopic Discussions so a little change, any funny stories happen to you or a friend, type them here!

My best friend graduated from Newcastle University 4 years ago, on acceptance of his paper work him and a few of his mates afterwards got some drinks in for their parents to celebrate th minimum Degree score of 2/1. My best mates dad was staying in a travel inn type of place, after some hard rounds of aftershock, his Dad slept walked outside the room and decided to take a leek in the corridor. On realising he was stark naked infront of a cctv camera he tried to get back into his room to which my best mates mum locked him out! WE NOW HAVE THE COPY FROM THE MOTEL.

Embarassing for him but funny...

I had a dream last night that I ate the world's biggest marshmallow. When I woke up....my pillow was gone.

Once when my tooth was loose, I was eating pizza and it wasn't so loose anymore :(

lol! That's funny...

Ok, well today, I had spanish class as usual but my teacher isn't your average teacher, she looks just like Michael Jackson except for the few growing wrinkles, I also heard someone singing a song by Outkast and my teachers last name isn't Jackson but when I rose my hand to answer a question, I said, "I know Ms. Jackson!" She got so mad at me, I got sent to the AP's office......

seriously? lol! Well, one time I was walking down the street in China Town
and saw a man wearing a pink hat walk by. Naturally I looked and before I knew
it I ran into telephone pole.....

Funny...

yea, but it hurt... :(

........I bet it did............

My spanish teacher look like Michael Jackson also! Except for curly hair! How odd.