My best friend graduated from Newcastle University 4 years ago, on acceptance of his paper work him and a few of his mates afterwards got some drinks in for their parents to celebrate th minimum Degree score of 2/1. My best mates dad was staying in a travel inn type of place, after some hard rounds of aftershock, his Dad slept walked outside the room and decided to take a leek in the corridor. On realising he was stark naked infront of a cctv camera he tried to get back into his room to which my best mates mum locked him out! WE NOW HAVE THE COPY FROM THE MOTEL.
Ok, well today, I had spanish class as usual but my teacher isn't your average teacher, she looks just like Michael Jackson except for the few growing wrinkles, I also heard someone singing a song by Outkast and my teachers last name isn't Jackson but when I rose my hand to answer a question, I said, "I know Ms. Jackson!" She got so mad at me, I got sent to the AP's office......
seriously? lol! Well, one time I was walking down the street in China Town
and saw a man wearing a pink hat walk by. Naturally I looked and before I knew
it I ran into telephone pole.....