Have you ever done anything stupid? Tell it!

I posted here. =P

......cruel......

jk, i once mauled a skunk

Mauling means biting right? Like, umm....simple question, probably complex answer, WHY?

mauling is the same as maiming, which is the same as whacking with an obscenely large object and causing alot of damage. I did it because the bastard was in my garage.

Did you really have to hit the thing! Ok another stupid thing, thorwing fake roaches on the ladies and female teachers. So much trouble....

OMG! rotflol Once, when my family and I had Thanksgiving with our extended family and all, I was pouring a pitcher of tea and listening to my cousin talk. I hadn't even noticed that I was pouring the tea, and apparently, neither did she, so my brother finally asked, "Maria, what exactly do you intend on doing with the tea when you've emptied the pitcher?" I looked down and I had emptied the whole da*n thing, it was all over the counter and everything! I felt so dumb after that :P lol

That isn't bad, I was supposed to fill paint in art class and tripped over my own chair and the paint went flying and fell on my friend, she's pretty abusive also. She was all blue.

I know it wasn't all that bad, but you asked 4 something stupid, lol :P Tee hee hee.....*starts singing* I'm blue, dabm de dabm die dabm de dabm die....:P

I don't like that song but it does describe here pretty well, I didn't get it on her face though.

lol, I know, I don't either, but it seemed appropriate for the occasion *lol* Yeah, I don't think she wants paint in her eyes.....ouch! It's happened to me, believe me, it stings!

That must hurt! I used a bad word right in front of a teacher and got in, well, REALLY bad trouble. I didn't think it was so bad..

Like hell it hurt! Ooops, srry, not supposed to use dirty word on here, am I? Ya, I'm lucky my teacher dosen't catch things like that, lol. I'm homeschooled and my Mom pretty much trusts all of my schoolwork in my hands, my tests and all, God I hate my tests, so any way.....what were we talking about? Oh, yeah, stupid things, lol. Walking into a pyramid of stacked ritz cracker boxe's @ the grocery store is always fun (and very imbarassing) lol.

Something stupid??? Let me see.... i was scratching my nose once when i was on the computer, and all of a sudden, i freakin poked my self right in the eye. And then i did it again like 10 min, later. It was just one of them days where nothing goes right. ...... I felt really dumb, especially when i did it AGAIN that evening in front of my Dad...

yeah, never walked into anything, but I did manage to fall down a whole flight of stairs my freshman year in highschool. Stupid? idk, but definitly mildly entertaining.

That last story of Silverfang reminded me of something... back in my schooldays, I was rehearsing for a scholl play thingy. Anyway I came back to the dressing rooms and was cursing under my breath to a friend of mine about something... at least I thought it was my friend... turned out to be the teacher. Fortunately she saw the humorous side...

Ohh, I could have written the book on this discussion ... for example ...

Locking my keys in my apartment and having left my car running at the same time; car doors subsequently locked as well (don't ask, really don't ask ... ok, at least this much, I could extract my keys from my car's ignition and still have it running ... the locking of my keys inside my apartment and locking myself out of my car? Well, what can I say, that took some real thinking and ingenuity).

What to do, what to do? ... easy, crawl in through a window, in the pitch black ... think you are at about ground height ... drop head first and then knock yourself out for a few minutes, when it becomes readily apparent to your head and body, that you misjudged the distance from the window sill to the floor inside ... and you have indeed made 'contact.'

Come to ... not know what is happening, and then having it slowly dawn on you, that ... yes, that is in fact, your car that is running :) .

'K, where's my prize?

OMG!!! You poor thing :P Sorry, I don't have a prize for ya dear, ask SilverFang 4 1! He started the thread, lol

I locked my keys in the car once but it turned out to be a dream come true. It was a rental car on a weekend. The city sent out three gorgeous firemen to help me and other then feeling stupid, it was a real treat. Keys, what keys?????

Anyone ever had them days when you are looking for something, but cannot find it, no matter where you look? But then ask someone else, and they find it in a heartbeat???

I hate it when that happens.. makes me feel stupid...

I had one of those days when I couldn't find something, it turned out to be in my right hand.

Oh, and no prizes.........it would be hard to send a 32 inch plasma tv over the internet. Or I can use FedEx or UPS.

Tee hee hee :P

A stupid thing I did today, let's see, one of a couple, I'll tell one my friend did today, he got a pouch of, I think domino sugar and sprinkled it on the table and sort of lined it all up and left a straw there and we left it there, and since I sat the same table, we were both called down to the AP office and now we both have detention for two weeks, zero period, 7:00-7:45. I have trouble waking up at 7, earlier is just like torture.

Ha! A little immitation of coc I see, not good. Some girl behind me in the Lunch line kept on yelling at some other girl and I told her to stop and she asked what? So I turned around with the food in the tray in my hand and when I turned around it hit someone and food fell on her, I got in trouble, they all said I threw it at her. Even though I didn't, it isn't so stupid now that I read it.

My dad sold his car and I forgot. I went out of my school parking lot and sat in the car. I was waiting for my dad. When this girl came out, she asked me why I was sitting in her moms car. I told her it was my dads. I even went further and told her specific things about it that only the owner would know...then she showed me the registration and I told her who my dad was and her mom laughed and said he sold it to me. I said Im sorry but he would come and pick me up in this car every day after school and I forgot that he sold it so when he said he was coming to get me, it seemed natural to hop into this car. I was glad they did not call the police on me.

Ok, maybe I don't 'own' this thread, lol.

There were actual odds of this happening, and I'll give a bit of it away ... did you know ... well, at one time prior to the newer door locks, that each was not an 'individual' in it's own right.

My friend and me, left a club and went to 'his' car and could not, could not for the life of us get it started. Then it dawned on us, it was ... not ... his car.
Another identical car with the same key configuration in the doorlock, but, not the same for the ignition.
Luckily, we did notice before the 'other' owner showed.

And his car was a 'beater' (university days), the 'twin,' similarly in disrepair, rusted and so on. That was the kicker. What gave it away, was the interior was devoid of fast food wrappers and, hmm, a bit cleaner, lol.

I once put a cigarette into my mouth the wrong way round whilst lit. God damn wray nephew overproof rum.

Ha! I never liked cigarettes....they have a bad after taste.

Too many times more than I would like to recall ... I have gotten so preoccupied with my thoughts, I forgot or would forget who I was calling on the phone.

"Uhm, who is this ...," is the opening phrase in a lot of my conversations :) .

Kidding ... a bit ... now, you will have to excuse me, apparently 'it's for me ' ... wonder who that is on the phone?

Here's a story of someone doing something really stupid and NO it wasnt me.. it was my brother-in-law... Last night I went to visit my sister... I parked my car on the driveway behind their car.. (which has broken down).. my B-I-L wanted to work on it so he had to move my car out of the way.. so instead of parking on the road he parked it on the garden.. (its been raining for 3 days so ground very soft) almost got bogged so we had to push him out, he hit the accelerator, the car skidded in reverse and he hit the one and only low branch on the tree.. straight through my rear window.. arrrgggggg... helpful B-I-L decided clear plastic stuck down with tape will keep the inside dry... ummmm car is wet dont think the tape will stick very well... "no no" says B-I-L "I know it will work" (yeah yeah dont listen)... next he borrowed my car to drive to the store to get a part for the car.. while driving down the road.. yep you guessed it the plastic blew off.... so now wet back seat... he gets home with the car.. guess where he parked.. (got it in one) back on the garden but as he told me its fine its not in the same place.. "grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" this time well and truly stuck.... soooooo 4 hour wait for tow truck to come and get the car back on to the road........... Hows that for stupid? think he would learn not to park in the same place twice and moral of this story you should always listen to us "women who dont know these things"........ expensive day for his wallet - replace window, dry out seat and pay for tow truck... think he might listen next time?? doubt it.... *sigh..... some people just dont learn...

Put 5 posts on my profile thread trying to link my work to my sig, how stupid.

I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

playing tetris i accidentally placed a long red piece vertically one block from the side and it was too high to get anything else over it since the pieces were built up quite a bit, so i had to start a new game.

i actually played an entire game of Monopoly. . .it took exactly 10 hours and 5 minutes

Oh, I HATE Monopoly, playing it w/ my brother is torture! I have a horrible attention span when it comes to stuff like that.....lol

I attempted to explain how to record TV programs on a VCR to my mom.

I attempted to explain how to set the programmable thermostat to my mom.

I attempted to explain to the psychiatrist why I attempted to explain these things to my mom.

(It's a joke ... a joke ... I would never bring up the issue of my mom to a psychiatrist ;). )