Everyone has a favourite line from a movie so I'll start the ball rolling with mine which is Michael Caine as Nigel Powers in Goldmember:

"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."

Eric Idle from the Meaning Of Life:

So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
Cause there's bugger all down here on earth.

Hmm. . .mine would have to be from Hitch when he is toasting with Sarah:

Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink.
But if you must lie,
lie in the arms of the one you love.
If you must steal,
steal away from bad company.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink...
drink in the moments
that take your breath away.

Mmm. . .I'm contemplating on whether I should make that my signature or not. . .

Here is my all-time brings back high school memories favorite:
THE BREAKFAST CLUB
Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

Phil: Holy Grail was better: unless its the sacred song...

'What are you gonna do- bleed on me?'

'Come back here! I'll... bite your leg off!'


'Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!'


btw- I never should have found this thread- I quote way to many movies already...

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes:
Sam Smith: (he has infiltrated the tomatoes and is eating with them) "Hey, can somebody please pass the ketchup?"

Jim Richardson: I can say without fear of contradiction, that under no circumstances, and at no time has that current administration expended any public monies what so ever for the purchase of the fluffy flower print toilet paper.

and in the category of language differences:

Dr. Nokitofa: Technically sir, tomatoes are fags.
Dr. Morrison: He means fruits.
THEN A FEW MOMENTS LATER:
General: You'd better bring a coat Mr. Richardson, there's a little Jap in the air.
Dr. Morrison: He means nip.

Hey you all KNOW that I am a B-Movie queen!!!! Did you expect me to not quote this?

BLOW-UP (Director: Michelangelo Antonioni) A must see.

Thomas: Don't let's spoil everything, we've only just met.
Jane: No, we haven't met. You've never seen me.

"Beam me up scotty!" (ive said this about 3 times on this site so far)

Do or do not...there is no try - Yoda

Primal Fear: "it was a one night stand marty... it just lasted for 6 months"

Boys on the Side: "did I hurt him?"

"what do u MEAN did you hurt him? you HIT him with A bat!"

Sneakers: "I want peace on Earth... and good will towards men.... and women" - techie guy
secret agency guy - "We're the United States government. We don't DO that sort of thing"

Noah, are you bored or what ?

yup....i was even digging up threads on page 43!

Resistance is futile - Borg (Star Trek TNG)

Galaxy Quest -

"You broke the ship, you broke the bloody ship!!!"
"It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it!"

Dream A Little Dream - (old 80's flick starring the "Coreys")
"She gave him a smile with a future in it."

Anchorman -
[Brick] "I love lamp."

Better Off Dead - (John Cusak movie)
"Chrissssssssssssstmaaaaaaaaaaassss!"

Does ne1 know any good spaceball quotes. :-P (i do remember some like..i am your mothers, uncles, blah blah..um, only bring what u need *brings a hair dryer*, and jam the sattelite...*strawberry*)

Back to the Future -
"You built a TIME MACHINE...out of a DeLorean!?"

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

Charlie Croker - The Italian Job

Spaceballs -
"Use the Schwartz!"

As good as it gets:

"How do you write women so well?"
"I just think of a man; then I take away reason, and accountability."

The Sting

"Sting, The (1973)

Doyle Lonnegan(Robert Shaw): What was I supposed to do - call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?

The Hours (2002)
Virginia Woolf:
To look life in the face, always, to look life in the face and to know it for what it is. At last to know it, to love it for what it is, and then, to put it away. Leonard, always the years between us, always the years. Always the love. Always the hours.

Oh no...reading back (unless I am totally blind--which may be) we all missed one of the greatest lines in a classic movie:
JAWS= "we're gonna need a bigger boat!"

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"My god...it's full of stars..."

[edit: Dave Bowman from 2001 : A Space Odyssey]

an odd spacial trip indeed

"Klytus I'm bored...what playthings can you offer me today?"

[edit: Ming The Merciless from Flash Gordon]

a couple from one of my favourite movies but which one?

'Basic strategy: if your enemies know where you are, then don't be there.'

'Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar.'

"I can see you..."

Mac - Predator

"What the hell is that??!!"

Arthur Dent
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Verbal Kint: "Keaton always said, 'I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him.' Well, I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

that was an awesome movie

Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.
Hockney: Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?

From the original 'Planet of the Apes'...

Cornelius: [reading from the sacred scrolls of the apes] Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

without getting overly political, thats a very timely quote

From the movie "Trick or Treat".
Ozzy Osbourne as the Reverend Aaron Gilstom: ..."Demonic Beasts. Whatever happened to the good old simple love song? 'I love you.' That's, that's what good words use. Nowadays they have to write some sickness. It's just absoultley sick and bizarre, and I'm going to do my upmost best to try and stop it now."
Talk show host: "Anything you're like to add in conclusion?"
Reverend Aaron Gilstom: "These evil people have just got to be stopped."

tom yesterday. i saw thsi movie, i don't remember the name but a guy's face was on a fire and his name was tom. so i thought of u lol.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Curse of the Black Pearl:

"which side's Jack on?"
"at the moment?"

jack's the coolest xD

I've got one from Monty Python: "What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Hey Tina! Come get some ham! { Napoleon Dynamite} :)

That one always gets me!! "Tina you fat lard, come get some ham!" (I once had a friend who's little sister's name is Tina.... hehehe...)

"Kill 'em all, let god sort 'em out" from DOOM

"Hit me!" Johnny Mnemonic

"I'm your sister! I'm your sister!" - Joe Dirt

"Tell me, have you danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

The Joker
Batman

Goodfellas:-
"As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster." DA DA DAAAAAA!
Oh, and the whole:-
"What do you mean I'm funny? " scene,
which i won't repeat here, don't think my ****** key could take it!

Moonstruck

*Slap*
"Snap out of it..."

Titanic:

(Capt. Smith to C. Bruce Ismay) "Well, Mr. Ismay...it seems to me that you'll get your headlines after all..."

Wizard of Oz

Fly my little pretties, Fly!!!

Back To The Future:

(1955 Dr. Emmett Brown falling to his knees after being shown his flux capacitor in the Time Machine/DeLorean) "It worked...It worked!!!...I finally invent something that works!!"

The Godfather (the first one):

(Vito Corleone) "One day...and maybe that day might never come...I will come to call upon you...for a favor..."

Runaway Train:

Oscar "Manny" Mannhiem (Jon Voight) talking to Buck (Eric Roberts)..while in one of the locomotives of the ill-fated train...

(Written with Manny's NYC accent)

"You know what you gonna do? I'll TELL you what you gonna do!...You're gonna get a job, see?...Jes' a little job a convict like you can get...like cleanin' terlets an' stalls in a washroom...An' yer gonna treat dat job like it's gold, 'cos it IS gold, see?...An when dat man comes at the end of the day t'see what you done, an' he says, 'Ohh...you didn't do dis...You didn't clean dat little spot dere!' PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M TALKIN'...M/F! You gonna suck up all dat anger inside you..see? 'Cos you don't wanna see dat guy's face when you ram his head to da floor...wit' him gaspin' for dear life!...So you know what you gonna do instead? You're gonna suck up dat anger an' clean dat little bitty spot!...You're gonna clean dat spot...'till you get dat nice...shiny clean!...An' when Friday comes along...you pick up yer paycheck!.. AN' IF YOU CAN DO DAT...you can do dat...You can be da president of Chase Manhattan!...Corporations!...If you can do dat!"

Steve Martin / THE JERK : got my chair...my thermos.....and that's all I need....

Cedric the Entertainer, in "Be Cool" ....
"be cool?! mutha effa...i AM cool"

Night of the living dead: "they're coming to get you Barbara..."

Bruce Willis, in "The Fifth Element

"i'm a meat popsicle" *
*blame keith, his comment in the cannibalism thread jolted my memory

hahahaha

ok....here's a classic/
that big giant bruiser guy in National Lampoon's Animal House:
"Do You MIND if we dance wif'yo dates?"

ROTFL… omg… that's really funny… I read and posted on the cannabalism thread 1st… um *waves* Hi Rob! *grin*

From the Marx Brothers "A Day at the Races"

"I wish I had an aunt that looked like that!"
"Yeah… well… Take it up with your uncle!"

"We're going to need a bigger gun..."

That's right buddy....you show that turd who's boss
{ also: hey ..howsabout a courtesy flush?}

Tom Arnold / in Austin Powers

From "The Matrix":

Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

(matrix reloaded) Merovingian: I have sampled every language, French is my favourite - fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère! You see, it's like wiping your arse with silk, I love it.

The Perfect Score:

"Have you ever heard of the term 'Kiss My Ass'?"

Without a Paddle:

"What are you doing?"
"I'm taking off my shoes. I run faster without shoes"
"You can't outrun that bear!"
"I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you."

Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

Ed Rooney: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.

Grace: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you probably shouldn't throw anybody... Its true.

In "It's a Wonderful Life" when George Bailey is talking to Mary

"What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey! That's a pretty good idea! I'll give you the moon, Mary."

From "The Addams Family" movies.

Gomez [to Fester], "You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges."


Morticia: "I'm just like every modern woman trying to have it all. A loving husband, a family. I only wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade."

"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."

"I've had it with these £$%^£%&^$% snakes on this £$£^$%^$%& plane..."

That;s actually my favorite quote...very catchy. :S

exactly

As Good As it Gets:

Carol: OK, we all have these terrible stories to get over,

Melvin: It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good.

Spaceballs!

Col. Sandurz:
Prepare ship for light speed!
Dark Helmet:
No, no, no, light speed is too slow!
Col. Sandurz:
Light speed, too slow?!
Dark Helmet:
Yes, we're gonna have to go right to . . . ludicrous speed!
Col. Sandurz:
Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if the ship can take it.
Dark Helmet:
What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

So, the combination is: one, two, three, four, five. That's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

"TV Anchorman: In a surprise announcement, the Republican National Committee has revealed it is bankrupt. A spokesman for the party said they had plenty of money in their accounts last week, but today they just don't know where the money has gone. But not everybody is going begging. Amnesty International, Greenpeace and the United Negro College Fund announced record earnings this week, due mostly to large, anonymous donations" - from "Sneakers" a movie starring Robert Redford that was wayyyy ahead of it's time (esp the NSA references)

'Say...that's a nice bike...'

pee-wee herman??

Terminator 2

indeed.

'...and the quarterback is toast!'

Die Hard?

If I'm not back in 10 minutes, wait longer.

correct.

'I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.'

'Does the name Friendly mean something to you? Edgar Friendly...'

"You weighed a little more than a hundred and eight."
Batman, with Micheal Keaton, or your first sober remarks to last night's beer goggle date...you choose

Also from Sneakers (yes… a great movie… I agree *grin*):

"I want peace on Earth... and good will towards men.... and women" - techie guy

secret agency guy - "We're the United States government. We don't DO that sort of thing"

funny how we're both quoting from the last oh..10-15 minutes of a movie FULL of quotables.

Al Pacino (Tony Montana) in the movie Scarface to Sadelbaum the FBI Agent in the scene when he gets busted for money laundering...

(This was actually taken from the book novelization that follows the screenplay)

"You wanna waste my time?...OK...Go ahead an' waste my f---ing time! I call my lawyer...He's the best lawyer in Florida, possibly in the whole f---ing country...that's why I pay the M/F what I do!...He's calm, he's smooth, knows the right strings to pull...and super slick with the legal s--t..let me tell you!!! In fact, he's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning...you're gonna be bustin' M/F Eskimos in Alaska!...So dress warm!"

'Man, you're one ugly....'
Predator 2

In the movie Frequency

The character "John Sullivan" (Jim Caviezel) speaking over the ham radio to his best friend 30 years in the past...

"Gordo...I want to to remember this word...It's a very magical word, so write it down, and don't forget it...Here it is....'Yahoo'.....The word is 'Yahoo'...Got it?"

Star Trek TNG, Season 1, dont know what episode: "Data, are you certain? *imediately says:* Of course you are." ...the way he says it. :-S lol.

" I am Sorrow" { from LadyHawk } spoken by Isabeau { Michelle Phieffer }to the evil Bishop...
{ ahhhhhh, my favorite movie in the world......

Robert DeNiro, in Meet The Parents... "I've got nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"

LOL ... I love that line too.

One of my fav lines?

Clint Eastwood as Inspector 'Dirty' Harry Callahan in "Magnum Force" ... "A man's got to know his limitations."

a bit of Die Hard cheese:

[after McClane sets off massive explosion]

John McClane: Is the building on fire?
Sergeant Al Powell: No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a sh!t load of screen doors.

"How to deal with death is at least as important as how to deal with life."

Admiral Kirk (William Shatner) in 'Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan'

In 'The Last Action Hero'... I think...

Where the kid says "You made the biggest movie mistake! You sat there and just told the hero your evil plan, giving time for somebody to fly in and save them! It's a classic movie mistake!"

"Excuse me, I believe you just made that same mistake."

And he has a gun against his head. Or something along those lines anyways. I haven't seen it in about 2 years.

Trust Les ... Trust :P

Any cartoon - O.O *falls*

You all love it when that happens :)

That's Gonna cost you, Mrs. Lansing.....{from Creepshow} short stories/Stephen King

INCONCEIVABLE!

In the movie Back To School

Thornton Mellon (Rodney Dangerfield) to his soon-to-be-ex-wife Vanessa (Adrienne Barbeau) about an upcoming divorce dispute about who gets what:

(Shows her sneak infidelity pictures of herself) "...And this one...I still can't figure out...Here's you...here's Georgio...Now, what's with the midget?...Wait! There's more!"