LOLOLOL and ...

...nooooooooooooo! Say it isn't so!!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!O!! MY GOODNESS NO!! That would be the death of me! lol,

Every UK citizens nightmare - It may well be 'spoof' news but its so close to the truth it is very scary indeed. nanny state be damned.

Hahahahaha... good one Darryl.. can you imagine how people would cope with that.... lol and Phil.. cheers have a drink for me... LOL

United States of Europe (on there way) going to war with the USA.

Oh and waking up quadraplegically paralysed.

Yeah. . . that pretty much sums it up. The end of the internet is my ultimate nightmare. ;)

mine ended just about an hour ago:)

Mine would be being chased by five hundred 3 foot spiders.

That would be sporting...the problem lies in not being able to outrun them;-(

Nick - nobody needs to go to war with America - we just need to bide our time until the Yellowstone caldera blows its pan then they will be up the creek sans paddle all by themselves. :-)

Oh I forgot all about that Super Caldera. It's almost as bad as a mantle plume.

being chased by aliens..... lol, that was wierd.........

yeah, i was wondering if i was the only one who knew about that. . .its starting to worry me. . .

That I would go to the mall to the month end sale without my credit card and not have cash on me.

For kimcande to have her credit card at that sale! oh the bills we will pay. Headach setting in.

Serving a 'red' with fish.

Ohh, the horror ...

hmm... Not making it to Heaven. And the collapse of America, sometimes I feel as if we're going to fall just like the Roman empire. I hope not. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. When Bush goes out of office, that will be hair ripping!!!!
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Sure do hope that none of this happens. ;D

Mine is being chased by a giant crab shooting lightning out of its eyes at me, and its wearing loafers. . .

*shudders*... that would be VERY scary...

Bushs ratings are down very low lately so that nightmare may come true.

i think the fall of the American Empire will be at the hands of old Mother Nature rather than the politicians - not wanting to be a killjoy or anything but for all its size and might you really do live on a knife edge when it comes to potential natural disasters :-)

thanks for the reassurance :) . . .the day that blows. . .i am taking the first train as far away from yellowstone i can. . .

just dont head for the east coast in case that canary islands volcano goes off and sends a mega tsunami at you - or the west coast in case the fault line gives up the ghost and arizona suddenly becomes ocean front real estate.

** ponders how precarious existence really is... **

Hey, I lived in both Hawaii and Cali...I can handle Tsunami's and Hurricanes and Earthquakes...even Volcanic Explosions...and 3 years in Kentucky...I can handle Tornadoes...but if you throw the bugs at me....I DO NOT LIKE BUGS!!! Crunchy bugs especially...ewwww *shivers* . Bugs. I think that would be my worst night mare. Snakes, Rats...no problem...its the damned bugs!!!!

I agree with you wholeheartedly akashastrega. ;D Well, you could always come to MD Sadoc... though the realstate prices are very high. :( Besides that this lil state is ok, plus, it's close to the nations capital. :)

I am not afraid of bugs or spiders. I used to play with them. It's not because we did not have toys either.

EWWWWW...spiders don't bother me so much if they are small, but Turantulas are a big HELL NO, but its mostly the crunchy bugs...crickets, grasshoppers, roaches, stink bugs....if they are crunchy, the freak me out!!!

Ever seen those monster cockroaches in Florida ??!!!! I forget what they're called....you couldn't pay me to live there, I'll put up with the sleet, & the snow, & the freezing rain & the gray skies.......* SIGH * I'm depressed.....

Being raised in Hawaii, I KNOW about monster Roaches...they are the size of aircraft carriers, they can fly, you can't easily squish them, they laugh at a can of Raid, and they are EVERYWHERE!!! You can practically put a leash on one and call it your pet!!!

ROFL !!!! I'm sorry, I have this visual of you teaching a cockroach to sit, roll over, play dead, fetch.......taking them to Pet Smart to get those special treats....oh God, somebody stop me !!!!

Well, I lived in the central valley of California .. the agricultural area .. so I can handle tomatoes

I lived in Hawaii for my first few years (wrong time to live in hawaii) .. and I ate my first Caterpillar

So , there ..

***disclaimer .. I didn't really live in the central valley .. but tomatoes wouldn't be funny elsewhere

My worst nightmare is the one when all of my friends turn on me and I walk alone. . .bored out of my mind until the day I die. Friends seem to make life so much more interesting then it actually is and I'm grateful for all of my friends, even the ones here on Caedes. ;)

Yeah .. I used to feel that way about friends too .. until I realized that they were leaching off me to make their humdrum lives bearable as much as I was leaching off of them .. It made me feel cheap and tawdry

so .. now I walk alone ... ;)

Ha !! You're not kidding me.....You don't walk anywhere......you toddle.......I know, I see your avatar....you're not foolin' anybody mister

keifer...you still in Central Cali??? I'm in Fresno! Lets do coffee sometime if you are!

hahaha .. no .. It was a little humor (very little) .. I was just playing on your surviving tornadoes

LOL

For nothing to happen. My worst nighmare would be to go through life and not have a story to tell at the end that someone would want to hear. Honestly what comes after doesnt bother me so much, but to have wasted what chance I had, that would be my worst nightmare...

sorry, double-post.

well, there you go .. you can tell folks you double-posted .. and lived to tell about it. ... How the inhabitants of Caedesia wanted to tear you limb from limb .. you brandished your sword and fought them back.

See? .. a life well lived .. you'll have your grandchildren enthralled.

my work here is done ...

NEXT !!!

hehe. I always thought of it as Caedland, and that this was the province Offtopica on the nearby isle of Board Discussus.

Damn, you guys need help!!! LOL...you are TOO funny!!!

Well .. it's a well known fact that Offtopica is the insane asylum of Caedland .. The inhabitants of Offtopica are always the last to find out .. and then they want to move to Board Disscussus .. but they can't, you see, they are insane

pitty .. but the law is the law

Well ... it has happened ... the inmates are now running the place.

Don't worry, I will send a postcard next time I visit the resort of Voting Booth Isle.

Isn't the resort of Voting Booth Isle located somewhere in the How D'ya Pronounce Caedes Triangle ?
That's a dangerous place I hear, threads get lost there, all the time.
Just disappear, into the ether.....

That would be nice. But now that you mention foreigners I've been getting odd collect calls from some place called The United Communist Comment Request Republic also known as the UCCR..R.

You can add spam emails to the list, requesting a small upfront fee for collecting forgotten monies from KEIFERGERIA.

No kidding ?!! My mother always said "Never accept collect calls from people you don't know !! Do you think a money tree grows in the backyard ??!! "
Don't I wish.....

Well ... I'm leaving to find an Isle where they laugh at Humpty Dumpty rhymes .. because a society that does that can't be all bad

It's a fair standard to judge by .. bye .. buy my rhymes

I bought a money tree from a nice man off the street once! Just a shame it never fruited...

be a shame if it was a russian money tree

Was Sam rushin' home to check ?

Aaarghh oh that was terrible!!

It would grow "Roo-Bulls" down in OZ .. eat ya out of house and home

*covers ears and eyes* SAVE ME!!!

Each with their own little sack!

I don't know WHAT you're fussin' about......I think we're punderful....

MORPH!

This is freaky!

very

I see you Phil;-)

i thought i burnt all those negatives?

That Kim never throws out her ever growing pill of woman’s magazines. Puts head between hands and cries.

They are all as bad as each other. I mean Clay do we all go oh did you read this months hunt & grill check out the shirt he's wearing. Nope. I reckon women egg each other on to become more self concious. Trends, brands, bull sperm, tummy tucks I mean come on.

Nasty!!!!

This is my worst nightmare.

Waking up with no sight. Yep thats got to be pretty scary if you ask me.

Yeh another to walk into a store and all that is stocked is woman's
magazine and one magazine for men that says how to make your woman happier.

And to think it actually all started with that dreaded Cosmo male bashing magazine. I think it is amassing how they all know more about what men like then the men.

Cosmo has a lot to answer for - my friend banned his girlfriend from bringing into his house as it just fuelled unsubstantiated feminist clap trap. I remember vividly how a group of us were at his house for Christmas dinner and all the guys were preparing the dinner (as usual) whilst two of the girls were sat within earshot in the dining room flicking through Cosmo and complaining/agreeing with the articles about how all men were useless and never did anything round the house etc etc. The irony completely overshot them as they sat there cackling and flicking cig ash on to the carpet.

Anyway how’s this for a worst nightmare scenario: waking up one day and coming to the realisation that this is the best that life has to offer you and your stuck with it.

Going to work nude...that is a classic though, at least in North Amaerica;-)

Not every woman is 25, and brainless enough to read Cosmo.. I am really getting tired of the woman bashing that has been going on lately.. Not just in this thread but also in some of the images posted.. It is getting rather disgusting.. I suggest it stop..