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Top 35 Oxymorons
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Finally, I can use this ... (or, I finally understand the premise of a discussion) ...
Jumbo shrimp.
Jumbo shrimp.
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
Same Difference
Short Distance
Civil War
Random Order
Open secret
Minor miracle
Unbiased opinion
Even odds
Great Depression
Live recording
Good beating
Short Distance
Civil War
Random Order
Open secret
Minor miracle
Unbiased opinion
Even odds
Great Depression
Live recording
Good beating
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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps"
CGI: "Jumbo" means big. "Shrimp" means small. Therefore it's an oxymoron. :-)
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
Get involved in the Artist of the week!
"War on terror" never fails to make me laugh.
While not a true Oxymoron in it's deepest sense, conventional warfare against terrorism is like throwing naplalm on a fire to try and put it out.
While not a true Oxymoron in it's deepest sense, conventional warfare against terrorism is like throwing naplalm on a fire to try and put it out.
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I am like Yin & Yang, my lighter side is balanced by my darkerside, embrace both & you get the whole me, play with one & you will meet the other...
www.ganjataz.com ~ www.ganjataz.co.uk
And lastly, View an image, vote on it, then bloody comment on it. How else are we artists to know what you like or don't if you do not tell us?
Here and there
6 and 2 threes (my mother always says that)
Of course not
6 and 2 threes (my mother always says that)
Of course not
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"Life's like chocolate left in the sun... once it melts its gone"
"invade for peace"
"they know whats best"
" i know whats best for you"
"Central Intelligents Agency" _CIA_
"Psychology" Concidering it a arts digree
"Caffeine free coffee" Never did figure the use of that one.
"they know whats best"
" i know whats best for you"
"Central Intelligents Agency" _CIA_
"Psychology" Concidering it a arts digree
"Caffeine free coffee" Never did figure the use of that one.
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Art is the perception of the creator. Meaning is the perception of the viewer. acceptance is the perception of society.
almost done,
inside out
ill health
awfully good
inside out
ill health
awfully good
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"Life's like chocolate left in the sun... once it melts its gone"
Dito to "Microsoft works" and "Religious Tolerance"
But State worker... -.- I Happened to be a State worker once, and I worked my ASS off >_<!!!;
But State worker... -.- I Happened to be a State worker once, and I worked my ASS off >_<!!!;
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"The person who says it cannot be done, should not interrupt the person doing it." -Chinese Proverb
Got one ... Bank 'service' fees.
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
Assembly is in easy to follow steps
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'Study the past, if you would divine the future.' - Confucius
monopoly :p
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Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance, five hour phone conversations --- Gallery.
mono=single
poly=several
poly=several
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Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance, five hour phone conversations --- Gallery.
Oxymoron = expression with contradictory words: a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are used together for special effect, e.g. 'wise fool' or 'legal murder'
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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps"
Ann...I think THAT is the greatest oxymoron around.
Has anyone said Icy Hot? I've seen this one on forms: able bodied dependant.
Has anyone said Icy Hot? I've seen this one on forms: able bodied dependant.
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
not sure if any1 said this 1 but umm.... i kno but i don't kno and same difference
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cant believe no one has posted this yet....
Female Logic
:-)
Female Logic
:-)
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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps"
thats because its not an oxymoron.. =PPPP
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"I cannot change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination" / Jimmy Dean
** begs to differ on that one :-) **
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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps"
lol... you can beg to differ but its true... =D
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"I cannot change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination" / Jimmy Dean
Gotta agree with that one...female logic is quite sound...there is ALWAYS a method to our madness...men just don't GET our logic...
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
most things with a pulse dont get female logic :-)
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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps"
Ooooh, better watch it...Santa might not visit you this year...because you DO know that Santa's boss is a woman...
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
I have the patriot missile system already mounted on the house roof to take out Santa (or as George Dubya would put it "we arent taking out Santa, we are just liberating the gifts"). Just think of it as a festive fly by shooting. Bah Humbug.
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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps"
Patriots? What do you want one of those second rate systems for? You want a couple of dozen Rapier systems.
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'Study the past, if you would divine the future.' - Confucius
You guys are so B A D!!!!!! And IF you manage to liberate those gifts...be sure to check for the ones with my name on it...I'm expecting a car, a case of brew, and my Raiders to win.
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
it's a sleigh - not exactly a demanding target - even a patriot could hit it - or at least wing it :-)
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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps"
If they can track it in the first place....
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'Study the past, if you would divine the future.' - Confucius
well Santa is generally a friendly kind of bloke so he should be pretty easy to draw a bead on.
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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps"
hey, we don't know if he has stealth or not.
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'Study the past, if you would divine the future.' - Confucius
i think the gut and the facial hair present quite a reasonable radar profile
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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps"
well he uses elves....they can travel invisibly....therefore....
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'Study the past, if you would divine the future.' - Confucius
and those reindeer are as fast as a blink of the eye... lol
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"I cannot change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination" / Jimmy Dean
plus, how do you think he gets everywhere in 1 night? Got to be at the very least time & space travelling capable. Maybe that's why Rudolph has a red nose.
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'Study the past, if you would divine the future.' - Confucius
** ponders Santa having a warp core breach after one too many mince pies and sherry shooters... **
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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps"
...and everyone thinks that people come to Caedes for the amazing and talented artists and their work...no in truth we come to hear the biting wit of philc...you need to take your act on the road!!!
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
34. Legally drunk
33. Exact estimate
32. Act naturally
31. Found missing
30. Resident alien
29. Genuine imitation
28. Airline food
27. Good grief
26. Government organization
25. Sanitary landfill
24. Alone together
23. Small crowd
22. Business ethics
21. Soft rock
20. Butt head
19. Military intelligence
18. Sweet sorrow
17. Rural Metro (ambulance service)
16. "Now, then ..."
15. Passive aggression
14. Clearly misunderstood
13. Peace force
12. Extinct life
11. Plastic glasses
10. Terribly pleased
9. Computer security
8. Political science
7. Tight slacks
6. Definite maybe
5. Pretty ugly
4. Rap music
3. Working vacation
2. Religious tolerance
AND THE NUMBER ONE OXYMORON IS:
1. Microsoft Works
ANYONE HAVE ANY TO ADD?