that's the foot long meatball sub with extra lard and cheese diet....

Yoga and lard.

OOOOO! And who cares *hate Madonna*

thats it - keep in the humourous slant of the thread....

Why whats your excuse Mr Bluechip!

I need no excuses for I live on the right side of the Pennines.

Sorry Mr Dextrous from the Latin Dextral. I however am Left Handed sinister from the Latin Sinstral. I dont need to eat subway as you dont need stoli. Can you imagine doing 1-2 hours of yoga a day........? I know i could not do it.

'life without stoli?' ** shudders **

Delirium Tremors them is.

nope wouldnt fancy 2 hours of yoga a day, but then, after seeing the Hung Up video it looks like Madge has been passing on it lately too :-)

is this an "I Hate Madonna" thread???

nope - just a general slap a celebrity type gig :-)

o ok just wondering

I stopped watching Madonna videos when she ceased to shock me. I think her last good video was "Like a Prayer" or maybe even before then with "Papa Dont Preach" but once she got a zenish, and stopped stripping just because she could...she began to feel too homogenizedd for me, and I gave up on her. Now if she's just go do a agiraffe or something weird and kinky again, maybe I'd pay attention again. And btw, isn't she Esther now?

She is very into Kaballah. I dont like her music but I appreciate her business sense and she looks great for her age but she is slutty and not a good role model for young ladies.

She is just another artist who is into sensationalism. Up for starting the new fad and building string of followers in place of realistic life goals! What was here big success? True lies, it sure wasn’t here acting! Every one says she looks great but with enough money you can eat as much lard as you want and then have a face lift and Lipo and say it was the lard diet and the exercise. Hehehehehe! Like she said she a material girl, and you need a fad to keep it up!

Oh Phil was that a big enough slap for you? or should I get into her really iteresting choice of subject matter, she choose for her childrens books.

go for it :-)

Speaking of having money to look good...and a touch of subject (humor me please). Julia Roberts!!! She had twins and everyone was OH JULIA this and that, she looks great now and everyone is OH JULIA and how she did it...she makes $20m a movie...she can have the best hospital care, the best dietician, the best chef, the best excercise person, even a nanny!!! I had twins but no one OH JENN'd me!!! I'm just tired of hearing about celebs doing something FANTASTIC which in truth is no different from what we poor slobs do (except we don't make $20m a film).
Thanks for letting me rant...I'm back to normal now.

I wonder if Julia's dietician told her to stay clear of Spam during her post natal weight loss program though? :-)

Yeah probably...but you know...I may have kept on a few extra pounds, but dammit, I get to eat the food of the gods!!!! Mmmmmm SPAM!

**Thank you for my reality check Phil...needed that!**

Madonna don't eat,she pays someone to do it for her.

I'll sign up for THAT job!!! Unless of course she wants me to eat some nasty food, like escargot and caviar and such...NO THANK YOU! If I can't eat SPAM and get paid for it. I'm passing on the job.

Oh Jenn. Bulgarian cavier is to die for. I also hate to see commericals about celebs endorsing products that you know they never use and their maids and nannys may not either.

I just saw a new tabloid cover...again with Julia and being a mom...WHO CARES???? I uess it pisses me off so much because of all us little people who go through worse... I almost lost the twins because I went into labor way too early despite being on bed rest and going nuts from it. My sister couldn't hold her daughter for 6 weeks because the doctor screwed up the delivery. A girlfriend of mine works 2 jobs and so does her husband, so that they can care for their kid who was born so prematurely that she is both mentally and physically disabled. Then Julia or Brittney, or Madonna whoever...has a kid and its all bells and whistles...its not like they are the ONLY ones to ever give birth! So that is my big celeb pet peeve...and of course being rich enough to be looking fabulous after the birth (I wish I could pay someone to cook and clean and watch my kids for me, so I could do yoga and pilates and whatever and look faboo). Yes I am jealous and bitter!

Yea it would be nice to have the money to look fabulous after the birth,as it is Ive had to go through life looking like I was beat with an "uglystick".I still think I was dropped on my face at birth.

Thanks for that picture ..

why don't you do a mirror reflection on your next render .. so we can see ya

Watched the MTV Europe awards last night with Disco Madge opening the show. Even though Sascha Cohen got booed for saying she looked like a slightly unconvincing transvestite, he did have a point. Not a good look for her. Scary.

Why are dresses your tipple Mr C?..........................................dust ball.

"There is something strange in the neighbour hood, who ya gonna call"?

ive never looked good in gingham - more of a dom de louise than a doris day....

new Madge Hung Up video bashing quote from the BBC entertainment news crew... "Mutton dressed as even older Mutton"

"Tished" Blasphemic ingnoramous. You blind?

theres only so many lard creases a soft focus lens can cover up :-) seriously - if she was going for the 70's disco look - a black cat suit olivia neutron bomb stylee would have worked better than the kids from fame meets shirley temple look.

Well I still dont agree. I wish my Mum looked that good "damning endicment for myself there". Your telling me that a women in this case fit as a butchers dog does not appeal?
2 words CANDLE & WAX!

** bites lip **

:-)

Hmmmmm. True confessions! Spivey little boys aren’t we. LoL .

Yup, bi##h whip me.

Talking trash!!

Whatever you want.