In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children, ( who are the size of walnuts ) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute,
cuddly cubs. I could definitley deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat
anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear !
I'd be a Carcharodon Carcharias - could just glide around the oceans with impunity and if the mood takes me - be able to take a bite out of any surfers for the gratuitous use of both the words 'woe' and 'dude' or any combination thereof.
I would just like to clarify a post that was way back. The whole idea of guys not being around with out women is acctually incorrect. You see it is accutally the other way. It was men that came first, and then women were created using a mans rib. So therefore if it wasn't for man women wouldn't be around. Then of course we get the whole problem of women being the ones that carry children. That is acctually due to the punshment for being the ones to initally sin. You could conclude then that there was another way for men to continue on with out women having birth. Now im not sure if i should be posting this or not, because it could now take this thread in a completly different direction.
Damn!!! I should come back as a male.. I can live a dreamworld, dont have to think, know that I'm always right no matter what, have someone cook, clean, have kids, no "women probs".. what a life!!!
*ponders....lives in dreamworld, has to think too much, isn't always right, can cook, can clean, can't do kids...don't know about no 'women probs' though... :))*
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink.
But if you must lie,
lie in the arms of the one you love.
If you must steal,
steal away from bad company.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink. . . .
drink in the moments
that take your breath away. . . . .
Men *uck up on their own. Dont be looking for someone to nail it on. Take responsibility for yourself and your own reactions. Perhaps because we dont understand each other that is what makes it more fun. The journey of discovery. Its also what makes therapists make money n couples counseling.
For the gals...
I just want to expound a wee bit on the "bible thumper" comment made earlier... I read that Western religion used to be much more focused on women (prime example: the virgin Mary), and it was only in the past... 500? 1500? years that males have been dominating the religion, apparantly because they felt "threatened" (prime example of domination: no female priests, demonization of woman by church).
AND
For the guys...
Here's a saying that i'm finding to be more and more true...
"Men forgive but don't forget, women forget but don't forgive" (think of the last time your spouse, girlfriend, mother, etc. became miffed because of something you apparently did. Now bring it up again a year later. You'll get the saying soon enough...)
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink.
But if you must lie,
lie in the arms of the one you love.
If you must steal,
steal away from bad company.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink. . . .
drink in the moments
that take your breath away. . . . .
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink.
But if you must lie,
lie in the arms of the one you love.
If you must steal,
steal away from bad company.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink. . . .
drink in the moments
that take your breath away. . . . .
But ... (*taps Lauren on the shoulder*) ... you really SHOULD clean up the line breaks in your original post ... smells of email-o-rocis left out in the sun
and .. NO .. you can't point out MY typing skills ... sentence structure was different when I went to school
In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children, ( who are the size of walnuts ) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitley deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink.
But if you must lie,
lie in the arms of the one you love.
If you must steal,
steal away from bad company.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink. . . .
drink in the moments
that take your breath away. . . . .
Thanks Lauren ... but the insecurities are coming back.
She just handed me a can of "Raid" and went off to a photo shoot, taking the Ferrari and leaving me with the Hummer. You ever try to park one of those things?? :o(
i would not want to come back as a women cause of the midol reasons :) and the other ones >_> and hot flashes and all the things all the women in my fam go through xD
sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children, ( who are the size of walnuts ) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute,
cuddly cubs. I could definitley deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat
anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear !