I've squandered a reasonably large amount of my afternoon already trying to keep the little fella off the tracks. every time a pie appears I end up staggering over to the drink instead :-)
Well, you know me, bored all of the time, I just had to try it out. ;-) I keep frying Santa and getting him drunk, hope he dosen't bring me the wrong presents. :-)
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink.
But if you must lie,
lie in the arms of the one you love.
If you must steal,
steal away from bad company.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink. . . .
drink in the moments
that take your breath away. . . . .
Ummm...my Santa ended up looking like KFC...hope I didn't piss him off!!!! But at least he was good and drunk off his ass before he got fried!!!! What was everyones highest scores? I sucked I only got 587.