Well the real world one is a cinch...my husband.
Now for the 5 fantasy dates:
Keanu Reeves, Hugh Jackman, Matt Damon...geez this is tough...I can only have 2 more, yet deciding among so many...
Yeah, my other half....BUT.....
Hugh Jackman, of course ! Sean Connery, yummy, Heath Ledger, a little young but that's okay, James Woods, kinda the bad boy, who can resist ? And for a walk on the wild /weird side, it was a coin toss between Jon Bon Jovi & Bill Gates, but I've reluctantly settled on Jon......Though with Bill's moolah I could show HIM a wild time !
"Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many."- "I wish the Ring had never come to me.
I wish none of this had happened..." "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."-Gandalf
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink.
But if you must lie,
lie in the arms of the one you love.
If you must steal,
steal away from bad company.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink. . . .
drink in the moments
that take your breath away. . . . . -Hitch
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink.
But if you must lie,
lie in the arms of the one you love.
If you must steal,
steal away from bad company.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink. . . .
drink in the moments
that take your breath away. . . . . -Hitch
"Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many."- "I wish the Ring had never come to me.
I wish none of this had happened..." "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."-Gandalf
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink.
But if you must lie,
lie in the arms of the one you love.
If you must steal,
steal away from bad company.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink. . . .
drink in the moments
that take your breath away. . . . . -Hitch
Well, Maria, this is a fantasy game after all. I had to choose between Jon Bon Jovi & Bill Gates earlier...a toughie, I admit
And as for you including CGI there...why, I'm shocked ! Completely shocked ! After reading some of your past posts, his & yours, why, I'd never have guessed...
The only guy I'll ever need is my b/f Lewis ^_^
Though almost any guy with long hair - especially blondes - and a good taste in music ie: rock! would be nice :]
*Steps out from his Voting Booth*
First, I would like to thank Jaecee for propping the door open for me. There truely is a life out side my voting booth.
*Spiting the names out in quick succession*
VinDiesel,CollinFarrell,JakeGyllenhaal,ooo I forget who else...who to choose, who to choose...
*Scoots back into his voting booth*
Oh oh oh...I forgot there is also Jude Law..he is a cutie too but of course Jake Gyllenhaal is before him...I dont think Jake was in The day after tomorrow???Not sure but now I am curious to know??
:'( So harsh Les... just cuz I don't know who this guy is.... who SUPPOSEDLY exists.... I think you're all crazy!!!! *runs away quickly before anyone can destroy the illusions she has created for herself*
I think my penance is done. Whew ... I feel better.
Just got off the phone talking to Jake, and apparently he's never heard of us either. So, stay safely ensconced in those illusions Jemma. Works for me ;) .
The Revised Five:
1. Steadman. (Just to tease and make Oprah jealous. Besides, I hear he is the one that carries the gilt-edged American Express. 'He may not wear the pants,' but, he makes up for it by charging his 1-900 calls to cast votes on who should get voted off American Idol. She wanted Ruben that one year, he cast for Clay.)
'K, confession time ... wellll ... when I talked to Jake's people, apparently they have heard of the collective us, but, not me, in particular.
I was 'encouraged' to stop calling (restraining order? isn't that just another way to say 'I love you?') and that an 8 X 10 autographed pic would be in the mail. Hmm, anyone want it?
Me! Me! I want it! (Yesssss, it is all part of my plot, my plot to destroy all evidence of this mysterious Jake peson so then you all have to conceed that he does not exist, just like I say...)
Annnnnddddd .... the bidding starts.
(*sits smugly, counting the money in his head that will be used to start a site with a name that you can pronounce*)
'Do I have 20? twentytwentytwenty ... yes, you in the purple ... 25? ... we have twenty-fivetwenty-fivetwenty-fivetwenty-five ... (*auctioneer averts eyes of the crazed looked person*) ... we have twenty-five, this is a rare piece of memorabilia and signed by the hand of Jake himself ... yess! ... 50!! ... we have fifty comfirmed from a phone bid from Wisconsin ... fiftyfiftyfifty ... (and so on and so on ...)'
(p.s. Apologies to all the hardworking auctioneers out there, for the lame impression, lol.)
Oh, did I mention that part of the proceeds from the auction goes to help those with their Caedesian addiction. Kind of a 2 for 1, if you think about it (*winks*) and definitely a win-win proposition.
Well, yes of course, the main proceeds will be going towards Geri's summer beach rental in Mailbu.
Pssssst! ... (*whispers*) ... Caedes told me that to get the tax write-off, one full week of vacation time in the cabana will be awarded in the next site contest. With alllll the free towels you want? Suuuweeeet!
... we have 96 ... we have 96 ... can I get a 100? ... 100 for this quarter-profile of Jake looking surly and yet, god knows how he does it ... 'cute' at the same time ... 100, 100, 100 ...
Oh, oh ... look out bidders, the auction is heating up :P.
(*speaking very, very, very ... well, you know ... fast*) ... 102andaDWIcheesecakegoingonc ... gone! ... sold to the man with the cheesecake ... congratulations sir, and here is yo ... (*has said photo ripped out of his hands faster than you can correctly pronounce Caedes*) ... what the?? ... hey ... heyyyy! ... he hasn't paid us in cheesecake!! ... ladies! he has your pic ... get'em!! ...
Wellll, you got a bit a jump on the girls, but, they do seem rather determined and ... 'grab him!!' ... (*clutches at Curt*) ... nutzzzz, quick ... to the Batmobile! ... Alfred, the keys! ... and make it chop, chop ...
Yeah..um...so I take I did not get the picture..oh well...can we all at least take a ride in the Batmobile...just for a short ride around the block...can we..hmmmm...can we???
there's no time for rides!!! He's getting away with our picture!! Someone stop him!!!!!!
* makes a dash after Curt*
*trips over passed out alfred*
*falls on my face onto the cheesecake*
Oh well I guess it's not all bad...
Nicely done Jemma, 'tied up the loose ends of the thread there.' (Someone had to, lol.)
Ahh, no worries ... unbeknownst to Curt, hehehehe ... his piece of cheesecake, had the greatest concentration of the spirits in it. Hmm, I suspect we just may find Curt, either passed out not too far away, or broadcasting his presence somewhere on the threads with his inebriation.
Heck, let's go for a spin ... he ain't going nowhere. Ok, so who's callin' 'shotgun?'
(*adjusts mask*) ... does this look ok? ... it shrunk a little in the wash ...
Hmm, pondering and ruminating on the name of the super hero and vehicle if we were to go Caedesian on this? The Spidermobile sounds pretty cool. And as for the name of our possibly caped and masked avenger ... ???
Fractal (however you say it) Man... His powers are drawn from bright colors. Of course, he take extra damage from earth tones, like Taupe.
*Hik* of course what does a drunk man know *hik*
Could this be the beginning of a new Super Hero Team?
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1 - sarah michelle gellar
2 - a girl in my class
3- (let me get back to you on the last three....) lol..