I was out 'n about today and saw this bumpersticker...well, I thought it was kinda unique..so here it is::::::::"Well-behaved women rarely make history"....so lets have some interesting comments...or some other bumperstickers?

1. My favorite is a sticker one that has a girl in a catholic girl outfit that says If it has wheels and a skirt you can’t afford it. Which by the way is on one of my t-shirts a no fear t-shirt.
2. Another which is also on a t-shirt is, I only have enough time to help one person a day, today doesn’t look good and neither does tomorrow.

3. I don’t care if you don’t like the way I drive so sit down buckle up, shut up and hold on.

I like number three. I feel that way about number three.

" Alfred E. Neuman for President , you could do worse & always have ! "

Ohhh I like the one for the convertible! "you should see me with my top off" thats a good one Kimberly! Yes I notice too, the "nicer" cars dont have bumper stickers..then again, maybe its cause they think with their noses in the air eh? lol

" High Maintenance Psycho B*tch Drama Queen With Issues "

Look Out !!

"51% Sweetheart, 49% B*tch.... DON'T PUSH IT"

and the best vanity license I ever saw... was on a benz driving over a bridge "WAS HIS"

"You have no idea"!

"How good is the driver of this vehicle please call XYZ"!

This one is weird
"Visualize Whirled Peas"

I like
"MALL-WART: Your place for cheap plastic crap."

For Keith

" Ohio Is A Four Letter Word "


Sophie, it took me a minute ...whirled peas ----> world peace

To report my driving call 1-800-f*ck-You

*I have also seen it as:

To report my driving call 1-800-Eat-Sh*t

God's last name isn't 'Damnit'.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstopable.

wooohoooo Lauren!! You go girl!! I love the one for Keith.."Ohio is a four letter word " Heres a good one

Not only is life a Bit** but it has puppies!!

Thought I'd revive this one ......

Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery

I saw this "paid for" blonde who was definately more plastic than barbie in a Benz the other day...her license plate trim read: "Barbie WISHES she was me." That one had me laughing pretty hard.

LOL! I used to have a bumper sticker years ago on my Ford F150..."Bumper to bumper, butt to butt, get off my ass, you crazy nut!"

I also saw one I loved on a pizza delivery driver's truck..."Don't like my driving, call 1-800-EAT SH*T", made all the funnier by the fact that someone had smashed the rear windows out of his cab..=P I thought I would die laughing when I saw that!

One more, "Bow hunters have long shafts"..=P

OMG.........my ribs hurt from all these funnies.....whew its a good thing there are still things to make us chuckle a bit...thanx to all of you...you are one great bunch!!!

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

If you can't convince them, confuse them

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

How about these?

If you are psychic - think "HONK"

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

;~)

-Jesus is coming, hide the porn.

-Gun control means using both hands.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

What's the speed of dark ?

So you're a feminist? Isn't that cute?

Better living through denial

I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done

Too many freaks not enough circuses

Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.

This is a bumper sticker

Procastinators unite... tomorrow

Not so much a bumper sticker, but was a T-shirt worn by the guy riding a motor cycle...

"If you can read this... The B**** fell off."

I about lost it, doing 80 down the road.

I kinda like the ones that say "Princess," .......wheez...erp...gag.

~ Don't drink and drive, but if you do don't spill it on you ~

~ I'm glad my best friend is me ~

~ Dysfunctional by choice ~

*Exfoliate Bush*

" For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism "

~ MOVE OVER...stinky diaper aboard ~

~ Outta my way, I just ate some Mexician an hour ago ~

~ Caution: no license, no insurance...approach at your own risk ~

Stop honking..I'm looking up the word "exfoliate"

lol @ Jerry......

I found it...

Exfoliate Bush

Uh, Jerry...Look up 5 posts..=P

I know Larry...that's where I got it. What else could I say? I looked up exfoliate and you are right, I agree..Exfoliate Bush. Don't go Curly on me, I'll have to Moe slap you.

Oh, a wise guy eh?!!! Why, I oughta!!

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

Frodo failed
Bush has the ring

Don't make me get
the flying monkeys!

The closer you get
the slower I'll drive

If this sticker is getting smaller
the light is probably green

I think, therefore I am
A TRAITOR?

"Normal people worry me"

"W stands for wrong"

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

some oldies but goldies:

'No Fat Chicks'

'I Bear Grudges'

'Baby On Board - Twat At Wheel'

'Ass, gas or grass no one rides for free'

'Who Lit The Fuse On YOUR Tampon?'

'If you can read this your a nosey little bitch'

'4 out of 5 voices in my head say Go For It!'

'Heavily medicated for your safety'

'I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.'

'If you can read this, I've lost my trailer'

'Invest in America. Buy a Congressman!'

'It sucks to be a man in a lesbians body'

'So many pedestrians. So little time!'

ex-lovers make great speedbumps.

Lottery : A tax on people who are bad at Math

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

If you get any closer I'll fart.

Wife and dog missing, reward offered for dog.

"Give me a break, I'm old and scared!"

"Arm the homeless"

"Keep honking... I'm loading the gun now"

"Have broom, Will travel"

Assassins do it from behind.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue

ooo, ooo,ooo

"My Kid beat up your Honor Student"

"It ain't broke, it just lacks DUCT TAPE"

"A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular"

"Pass me once, shame on you. Pass me twice and I run over your PETS"

"I evolved… You didn't"

"www.getoffmybutt.com"

"Dial 1-800-Whaaa"

'If you can read this, my truck is upside down' - Saw that in Florida.

"You need to press Ctrl-Alt-Del and start over"

"Sorry, unable to flip you off...I'm picking my nose!"

"Your a$$ is grass and I'm the lawnmower"

"I'm aware of being unaware, thank you"

"Republicans for Voldemort" - had this one on my old car =)

"Normal People Scare Me" *grin*

omg.... fogot to mention that I actually had some middle-aged, rich republican guy pull up next to me and go... in complete seriousness... "So, who was Voldemort?".... felt kinda bad when I had to reply that he was the bad guy from the Harry Potter books =)...

I've got the tshirt for that animaniactoo. :D

yeah, I said that one animaniactoo. :)

Here's a little something that's timely

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got

"If you can read this pull me out!"

'Mafia Staff Car'

" Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now "

Has anyone found my RX for my glasses?

" I finally got a life , I bought one on eBay "

I saw this one today, it was like a tied ribbon in purple...It said "Support bitching" LOL!

Yaaayyy !!! A bumper sticker for me !!!

" For a good time ........ call someone else"

'My kid knocked up your honor student'

I want the one that says "Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young." LOL...

Oh I love that one "For a Good time, call someone else"...yayyyyy on that one..lol

" I'm smiling ....that alone should scare you "

I saw a rather thought provoking bumper sticker this morning on my way home from work... It included a picture of Ghandi (who I'm assuming it is a quote from).

"An eye for and eye makes the whole world blind"

There seems to be so much truth to that statement.

Wait wait! "Beam me up, Scotty!"

"4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions." :D

Just wondering, did u purposly say: 4 out of 3!? Or was that a double funny in one line?

That was a double funny. lol. I'm not that blonde. :D

"Slap my @$$ and call me Sally" lol.

.. interesting. I've got one: "If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you're reading this in English thank a soldier. " :D

"Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue."

"i live in my own little world, but it's okay. they know me here" (says it on my shirt)

"You say pyscho like it's a bad thing" (another of my shirts)

"Get off my @$$, you're not my lover"

"Earth is full... go home. WAIT! Take me with you!"

"Anything you say will be reworded and used against you"

"My other auto is a 9MM"

"Alcoholism is the only disease you can be yelled at for having"

"I imagine if you understand morse code a tap dancer must drive you crazy"

"My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder"

"If everything is going your way, you're in the wrong lane"

"my ass is not smart, i couldn't sit on a bowl of icecream and tell you what flavor it is"

"life is an STD"

"watch out for the idiot behind me!"

"very funny, scotty, now beam down my clothes"

"7 days without chocolate makes one weak" (yes, i did spell that right)

"i ran into my ex the other day... then i put it in reverse and hit him again"

"BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!"

"Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn."

okay... stopping now...

This is not a bumper sticker, but since im such a star trek dork and what not...i figured i would post it:

"Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim."

the "My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder" took me about a few couple of long minutes. lol. and i don't understand the one above me. lol. maybe what noah said was right. lol...

"Was that a soft taco you asked for? and what drink? Oh man, i'm So gonna get fired". >_<

"i ran over my ex..." Should that be, "I ran -into- my ex..."? That makes more sense to me.

If you ran into, then that means you just hit them...over is more brutal, and when your une over them twice, its a double wammy! Did that make sence?

"sense" oops. timmy moment there.

U couldent decide if it was sence or sense....50-50 odds seemed pretty good.

No, you would read it as "I ran into my ex", ie "I met them". That makes more sense as a joke.

OMG ! Will you guys stop beating a thing to death !

" I ran over my ex the other day... then I put it in reverse and hit him again"

Means exactly what it says .....just like that dentist chick from Texas who did that to her cheating husband ...too bad she did it in a parking lot that had security cameras that caught the whole thing on tape ..

My version is still funnier *pokes out tongue*

LOL so much commotion over one word!! I do believe it is supposed to say "i ran *into* my ex the other day, then i put it in reverse and hit him again" I changed it *grin*

Jeez Jen....I'd of left it alone ....what those guys were raving about last night is beyond me....of course I was very tired last night & a bit irritable. Just a titch....

Just a titch? *grin*

YAAAAY I was right!!! *does "I told you so" dance* NYAH NYAH NYAH!!!

LOL

OMG ...I swear nobody likes a show off Sam ! Don't make me come over there !

very funny scotty.

beam down my clothes :)

crazy is a relative term in my family

"My daughter is on the honor roll!" -.- gr8! lol.

" I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. "