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Corrupt Wish Game

::laurengary
12/10/05 8:30 PM GMT
It's very simple, the person above wishes for something & you have to grant it. Problem is, it has to go badly, creatively wrong .

I'll start. I wish I was 5'10" tall & model thin.

* Your wish is granted...you just tripped over one of the elves at the Mall cuz you didn't see him & now he's suing

*Edit* After you grant the wish, you make one of your own & the game continues
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&purmusic
05/10/08 5:27 AM GMT
Depresses plunger ... annnnnnd ...

***==========*** !!nynny!! ***==========*** (<--- That's Finnish for 'poof', ownage in da house residz with moi!! :oD )

Ahem ...

Sherree has her wish granted.

And as a result, pledges to seek revenge on Mr. Poopy Pants for the mental torture inflicted when the rule is explained to her.

Quite simple really, I picked up on it right away and have been messing around in my posts on that thread. All you have to do is keep in min.. !!BONK!!

:oD

"I wish the Royal Bonking Sceptre would get conveniently misplaced ... and soon", said his inner imp. >:o|

:oD
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=Samatar
05/10/08 8:39 AM GMT
The Sceptre in question is "misplaced" where the sun don't shine.

I wish everyone was punctual.
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.mxvirgil
05/10/08 11:45 AM GMT
Sorry I'm late! Uh, yeah, sure... =8o\

I wish for pecan waffles w/-real- maple syrup...

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&purmusic
05/10/08 6:37 PM GMT
LOL.

Well, Sam's post 'splains a lot where sitting in front of my pc and Caedesing is concerned. As that activity has become ... er, more interesting?

*shifts in place ... again*

:oP

Annnnnnd ...

**==========>>>> ** pušiti ** <<<<==========** (<--- That's another language!! For 'poof'!! Maybe!?!? pwnt again peeps by the Lingual Master!! Me!! :oD )

Mike gets his pecan waffles alright. Annnnd ... with real maple syrup. Hmmm mmm good.

That is, if you aren't getting enough fibre in your diet. Someone forgot to shell the pecans and that 'real' maple syrup?

"Bark!! Bark!!", goes the lil' doggie.


I wish women would stop undressing me with their eyes. :o\

Not really necessary ... 'cause ... I's nekid already!! :oD
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::twinkel
05/10/08 8:50 PM GMT
Nekid again....and than having such a wish...sjeez some people,

But your wish is my command as they say here, so no watching anymore!

I wish someone would have eyes for me:o\

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&purmusic
05/10/08 9:53 PM GMT
You wish for some eyes for you? Ok, let's see what that magic corrupt wish thread comes up with ... annnnnnd ...

++++ !! *me maak niet gelukkig is en glimlach ongerust !! ++++ (<--- That's some weird moonman language for something!! Not sure!! Think it means something good!! :oD )

Twinkel now has eyes following her ... alllll the time.

Sleeping O.O, O.O eating O.O, O.O working O.O, O.O walking O.O, O.O swimming O.O, O.O sunning O.O, O.O doing the laundry O.O, O.O cooking O.O, O.O baking O.O, O.O walking the dog O.O and and and ...

Er, good for you now??

:oD

Just teasing, of course. Here ...

*hands Twinkel this ... @}----- *

(*means, or supposed to mean ... 'Don't worry, be happy and smile'. :o) )

I wish I had more water pressure in my shower.

It's actually quite good, but, in this case ... more is better than 'les's for me.

Can't see anything going wrong with this wish?
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::twinkel
05/10/08 10:02 PM GMT
*me maak niet gelukkig is en glimlach ongerust !! O.O

Really weird Language Les,...lol...

But your shower, methinks you have to clean the shower head more often so you will not have that problem,

*hands over some soda*

I wish for some explanation about the Dutch line /\ above
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&purmusic
05/10/08 10:16 PM GMT
(*means, or supposed to mean ... 'Don't worry, be happy and smile'. :o) )

/\ Can't blame you for not finding the meaning in my post above.

Be afraid. Very, very afraid of my posts from here on in ... I'm riding a caffeine rush that could wipe out an entire coastal area in the wink of an eye.

*winks*

Oh oh ...
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::twinkel
05/10/08 10:40 PM GMT
re-reading post /\

Now I see.....

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=Samatar
05/11/08 12:25 AM GMT
I wish Les and Twinks would play properly and make at least one wish between them! Lazy boneses!
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.chumly_12
05/11/08 12:41 AM GMT
wish granted... but now the tow of them WONT SHUT UP... wait... then nothing happened... oh well back to the drawing board.

i wish that i knew what to wish for
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&purmusic
05/11/08 3:06 AM GMT
|| ~~~ καπνιστών ~~~ || (<--- I'm almost at the point where I am making stuff up!! Not quite, but pretty darned close!! Maybe next time!! For now!! pwnt again by the Cunning Linguist!! Me!! :oD)

The The Infamous Tommy has a wish made up for him and granted, respectively by ... me and me.

The The Infamous Tommy will henceforth known as ... the "The Fresh Green Salad Boy ... Without Any Sort of Vinaigrette".

That was one weird butt wish I tell you. :o|

I wish I had the keys to one of these.
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=Samatar
05/11/08 3:13 AM GMT
Well I guess you'll need them... but give them back when you've finished parking it for me. I might even double your tip if you hurry.

I wish I could read minds.
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&purmusic
05/11/08 4:46 AM GMT
Lol.

Suuuuure Mr. Samatar, right away sir ... just going to take it for a spin.. er, park it for you ... now ... *leaves Mr. Samatar eating his dust ...*

:oD

Annnnnnd ...

||---->>>> **lelaki ** pondan** <<<<----|| (That's Malaysian for 'poof'!! At least that's my story and I am sticking to it!! I still rock .. I still rule!! :oD)

Sam is granted to the power and ability to read minds.

Unfortunately for him ... he was standing next to yours truly when his wish was granted and now ... he rests comfortably in a home, wearing a sweater vest and staring vacantly out a window.

I wish I had the cheat notes for I.Q. tests.

You know, just to freak out the administrators of the test and get a score right off of the charts.

Or, in other words ... a few points more than where I currently reside on that scale. :oP
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::twinkel
05/11/08 8:10 PM GMT
Methinks you don't need the cheat notes for the I.Q. test, it would be so easy even you can solve and answer the questions...just kidding& just teasing....

*get hit in the head with the cheat notes*

I wish I had a laptop of my own!!
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&purmusic
05/12/08 12:49 AM GMT
||//**\\|| ***** 煙 ***** ||//**\\|| (<--- That's Taiwanese for 'poof'!! Or an ink blot!! Sort of kind of!! Who cares!! :oD )

Annnnd ... Twinkel has a brand spanking new ... lap dog. Named Princess Paris. Really cute too. Lil' bow in her hair on top, cute lil' doggie shoes and sweater ... the perfect ... lap dog.

*cleans his glasses while chuckling to himself ... rereads Twinkel's post ...*

Er, and Princess Paris comes with a 1.83GHz Intel Core 2 Duo Mobile T5550 processor, 2GB of DDR2 RAM, 250GB HDD, Windows Vista Home Premium and a 17" LCD ... and is house trained.

Niiiiiiiice. :oD

I wish for a new pair of contact lenses. :o|

Hmm, make them rose-coloured.

:oP
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=Samatar
05/12/08 1:00 AM GMT
Unable to see red lights properly through your rose tinted lenses you are promptly run over at the next pedestrian crossing.

I wish people were more polite.
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&purmusic
05/12/08 1:11 AM GMT
Lol. Good good one. Mr. Poop ... er, Sir Poopy Pants Sir. :oD

Ahem ...

بووف =========*** (<--- This one's really weird, not the language per se!! No!! Just that I can't get it to shift to the right as it's Arabic!! Wild and crazy pwnage here baby!! :oD )

Sam has his wish granted ... and after a day or two or increased and absurd levels of politeness ... goes off in search of a clock tower ...

Oh oh ...

It's a joke, it's a joke. Really bad joke, mind you.

I wish I had the wisdom of Solomon. :o|

Think he was Sal's older brother or something. No slouch in the wisdom department either, that Sal. What a guy and mensch. Good pinochle player to boot.
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=Samatar
05/12/08 1:37 AM GMT
You inherit all the wisdom and knowledge of Solomon! Hence you know nothing about much at al that has happened in the last few thousand years! Computers, televisions, and cars frighten the crap out of you! And you can only speak in ancient Hebrew!

Needless to say, it doesn't take long for the men in white coats to show up on your doorstep...

I wish for more time.
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&purmusic
05/12/08 1:45 AM GMT
LOLOL.

Take me away!! I's ready and packed!! And still yelling for some unbeknownst reasons!!

:oD


Calls in airstrike with coordinates of thread ...

||**|*** *** !!p00f!! *** ***|**||

Sam is granted an eternity of time, plus a day ... to spend ... moderating the site.

!!YaY!!

I wish I had a butler named Alfred. And a Batmobile ... in red though.
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=Samatar
05/12/08 2:01 AM GMT
Whoosh!!!

Well they were out of red ones, so I got you the closest thing I could. And let me tell you, your and Batboy look just faaaabulous driving round town in your brand new hot pink batmobile! And Alfred your butler (or "houseboy", as the neighbors prefer to call him) is a great worker, though he can be catty at times and tends to talk about you and Robin behind your back when he gets bitchy. Hope you weren't counting on dating anyone any time soon as the women of the town seem to be under the impression that you are taken for some reason. :-p

I wish I didn't have to think of a new wish...
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&purmusic
05/12/08 3:56 AM GMT
Hmmm ... ok then, Mary Kay? Look out!! Me and Batboy are going to set commission records for cold creams and ... uh, other stuff!!

:oD

**======>>>> パッと消える <<<<=====** (That's Japanese for ... ok, 'poof'? Why the heck not!! pwnt by the lingual pwnmaster hisownself!! Me!! :oD )

Sam no longer has to think of any more wishes.

In fact, all he needs now to complete his self-actualization is a bib ... to catch the drool from his open mouth and catatonic self forever more.

On the other hand, he does make for a good armrest while watching TV. So, it alllll worked out for the betterment of alllll concerned. Namely, me. :oP

I wish I had two brains. One operative, and one as spare/replacement ... when the other overheated and stuff.
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::solita17
05/12/08 5:19 AM GMT
***FOOP!*** (do I need to explain?)

Les has two brains.... unfortunately he also has two heads, which never seem to agree even on the simplest 'stuff' and bicker endlessly with eachother about everything... poor Les hasn't eaten or bathed or slept since.

I wish someone would discover a pain medication that wasn't highly addictive and had absolutely no yucky side effects!
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=Samatar
05/12/08 6:21 AM GMT
Here, this medication will produce as much pain as you need!

I wish I could teleport myself.
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.chumly_12
05/12/08 9:49 AM GMT
El poof a mundo....

Your wish is granted... only this teleporter comes with a customary fly... BIIIIGGG mistake.

As Sam buzzes off out the window...

The Fresh Green Salad Boy ... Without Any Sort of Vinaigrette...*as dubbed by Les*...wishes that his dog didn't poop as much as it does...
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=Samatar
05/12/08 12:00 AM GMT
Fine. Now it saves it allll up for when you have visitors.

I wish I could make things happen by thinking them.
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.mxvirgil
05/12/08 12:46 AM GMT
(((((POP!)))) You've got it, with, uh, one little caveat... It only works when you wish for good things to happen to your enemies... hehehe


I wish my toys didn't require so much maintenance...
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&purmusic
05/12/08 9:01 PM GMT
*thinks to himself ...*

'Ooooh, it won't be long before they succumb to their artistic competitive urges ... and do away with instances of {{{{POP!}}}} and ***FOOP!*** ... yes, not long ... at all ... ... maybe not, but ... that won't stop me!! The pwnge poofmeister!! Still yelling here!!'

** ~~~ !! füst !! ~~~ ** (<--- That's Hungarian for something pretty darn close in syntax and meaning to 'poof'!! I so rule!! :oD )

Mike has his toys taken away from him and is given a 'timeout' and made to sit in the corner. Forever.

No more worries on the toy maintenance front for him.

*Les goes back to disassembling and reassembling Mike's 'stuff' to see how things tick ...*

'Hmm ... ehh ... so there's a couple of ... er, things left over ... looks like the same stuff to me ... let's try this one out and see if it still works.. '

I wish I could take photos like this one here.

Yeah, let that one sink in for a bit. Impressive, isn't it?
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=Samatar
05/13/08 12:55 AM GMT
Well I can tell you how to do that. Just take a photo of your computer screen dummy! :-P

I wish I was more motivated.
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&animaniactoo
05/13/08 3:11 AM GMT
*poof* you're motivated. Unfortunately what's motivating you is the guy chasing you around with the pitchfork…

I wish there were more hours in the day.
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&purmusic
05/13/08 3:19 AM GMT
Me too. Like make your post entries more zappier.

Er, just came from the "Alphabetical Rantings" thread, can you tell? :oD

Carrying on ...

|=|=| *** ای وای *** |=|=| (<--- No clue here either!! Looks pretty cool though, doesn't it?!?! I rule again!! :oD )

Sam has motivation bestowed upon him, courtesy of a book on tape by Tony Robbins; "Rapid Planning".

Now energized, Sam indeed seizes the moment ... and goes to the couch for a nap in preparation for taking control over the entire planet.

I think he can and will do it!!

*crosses fingers so tightly all bloodflow is constricted ... and his fingers fall off ... save one that is needed to type out the rest of his usual drivel*

I wish I had gotten two meatball subs moments ago, instead of just one. :o|

Ok, the slice of pizza helped ... but, still hungry here. Hungry like a hippo!!

:oD
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=Samatar
05/13/08 3:31 AM GMT
Genie mistakes that sentence for "Hungry. Like a hippo."

Presto! One delicious hippo meatball sub for Les.

And a conversion to metric time means that there are now 100 hours in a day. They are just alot shorter than the ones we used to have. And her boss still expects the job to be done "within the hour".

I wish my stinky dog would bathe HERSELF!!!
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.mxvirgil
05/13/08 4:01 AM GMT
Sam's pooch jumps into the kitchen sink with the dishes, then trots off to his bedroom to shake herself dry on his bed. Good girl!!!

I wish (still) for a macro lens...
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.chumly_12
05/14/08 10:26 PM GMT
your wish is granted... but its so small you cant find it

i wish for a miniature giraffe as like a desk ornament that can move...
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&purmusic
05/15/08 2:37 AM GMT
Holy Crapperz!! It worked!!

Observe ...

|++++++| パッとはえるが消えます |++++++| (<--- I'm at the point where I am plugging random stuff into translators and gettin' stuff back!! I pwn online translators!! And you too, of course!! Bow to my greatness!! :oD )

The The Infamous Tommy now has a minature giraffe on his desk, like an ornament ... 'cept it can move.

What he didn't bargain for is that it is alive. That and the fact that the lion pride that comes with ... is life size.

Enjoy!!

"I wish I understood ... 'tricity", said the Beaver.
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::twinkel
05/15/08 7:16 PM GMT
<><><>KaPooF<><><> *for some reason it didn't work\/*

Thats not possible said the magician, because it is a trick and you need to understand that trick before you can understand "tricity":D

*here have a cookie*

I wish that people were not so bold against each other!!

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.mxvirgil
05/15/08 7:32 PM GMT
♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫ "I love you, you love me, we're just one big..." ♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫

*Looks for an airline-issue temporary emesis storage receptical*

It's not against each other, just against you!!! So sit down and be quiet!!!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /\ /\ /\ just kidding, Els! /\ /\ /\


I wish I could work at Sea World...
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::twinkel
05/15/08 7:59 PM GMT
*goes back into the corner and start to cry*

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.mxvirgil
05/15/08 9:36 PM GMT
Ohhhh... I'm sorry -- here's a stack of banana pancakes and some ~real~ maple syrup!

*Bans self for making Twinks cry*
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::twinkel
05/15/08 9:40 PM GMT
do I hear banana pancakes with...with real maple syrup...just for me...ok Mike forgive and forget...lol...

I wish I could really have some banana pancakes with maple syrup:))
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.chumly_12
05/15/08 10:01 PM GMT
sure but do you want them laced with laxitives or not...

no answer ....

ok with laxitives

I WISH I HAD A PET MONKEY NAMED GEORGE
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.mxvirgil
05/16/08 2:53 AM GMT
.....:::::{{{{{Ka-Poof!!!}}}}}:::::.....

Say "Hi" to George, your own silver-back male gorilla... Say, George really likes you, Chumly!!! Picked out your tree yet???

I wish I had my own private, wooded 400-acre lake.
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&purmusic
05/17/08 3:32 AM GMT
Better. Lil' better. I will accept your .....:::::{{{{{Ka-Poof!!!}}}}}:::::..... .

Don't be resting on your 'kapoof' laurels though, I be's watchin'.

:oP

Annnnnd ...

↔¤↔¤↔ !!p öö f!! ↔¤↔¤↔ (<--- New pwnin' 'stuff' from yours truly, the pwnmeister!! Or in other words ... me!! :oD )

Mike is granted his wish and receives a secluded, wooded 400-acre lake. Even comes with a cabin on the property. Rustic, loads of old world appeal ... quite fitting for the setting ...

... in Siberia.

Niiiiiiiiiiice. :oD

I wish I could get this meatball sub 'monkey' off my back. Things are addictive, I tell ya. :o|
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=Samatar
05/18/08 4:31 AM GMT
I've removed your sense of taste so now you don't feel any need to eat those things any more. No need to thank me.

I wish I cwas better at maths.... type... things.
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&purmusic
05/18/08 6:03 AM GMT
Maths type things, you say? How's about spelink?

:oD

Ahem ... carrying on ...

≡≡≡≡≡≡≡ **p °° f** ≡≡≡≡≡≡≡ (<--- bow to my pwnin' masterful ways!! I gotz lotz more, too!! :oD )

Sam is now indeed better at maths .. type .. things now. So good, in fact ... his 'beautiful mind' implodes while calculating ∏ to infinity.

Ya just had to double check the numbers, didn't you? :o|

:oD

I wish I hadn't bought this new and previously untested laundry detergent. :o\

Now that chore has taken on Herculean proportions in my mind. Test with a small load? Waste more time? Or ... throw caution to the wind and risk a possible rash of some sort.

I ... er, have delicate skin. Think my ph is something like ... something. Hey, it is unreasonable to expect that I am the repository of allll knowledge.

True, most things I have a handle on ... I am ... however ... a simple man of simple tastes and simple pleasures ... who pwns when it comes to 'stuff'!!

:oD

Yes, more sugar is needed here ... brb ...
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.mxvirgil
05/20/08 4:51 PM GMT
------========<<<<POOF..!!!>>>>========------

We've changed the label to your regular brand. Carry on!

I wish for a new 14' johnboat, new 25hp Honda engine, trolling motor, remote throttles, pedestal seats, new trailer and free gas, bait and beverages for life.
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::twinkel
05/20/08 6:42 PM GMT
wow...thats a lot Mike, let see if my magic wand can handle all of that

>>>>>>>PaKoof<<<<...

try again

>>>>>>>FaPook<<<,

Doesn't work out so well, methinks your wish is to much!!

But just start with the new trailer and the rest will come in time:))

I wish a nice long sunny summer for everyone:))

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::danika
05/23/08 3:21 AM GMT
LOL ... <<<<<<<<<<<<LePooF>>>>>>>>>>>

Twinkel gets her wish & everyone she knows has a nice long sunny summer except it pours down rain every other day at her house.

Twinkel you can come & stay with me ... really. We can go shopping for shoes & then hit the beach in our bikini's.

Sherree wishes she will win the grand prize so she can go to NYC.

I've entered 100 times ... I think I have a little bit of a chance. :-)
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&purmusic
05/23/08 5:59 AM GMT
Annnnd ...

««««« !! ** pØØf ** !! ««««« (<--- O.O ... niiiiice!! :oD )

Sherree indeed wins the grand prize and has accomodations and airflight arranged for a trip to NYC. She is whisked away and upon arrival ... things are not what she thought they would be.

Problem? Lil' bit ...

'NYC', unbeknownst to her at the times of her entering the contest ... actually stands for ... "New Yemen City"

... a place not so nice, they named it ... only once. :o|

Moral to the story ... read the fine print.

:oP

I wish to never get the shopping cart at the grocery store with the one 'wonky' wheel ... ever again.
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.mxvirgil
05/23/08 4:39 PM GMT
lol ...Yemen ..pass the tropical flak-jacket

~~<<<(((( POOF ))))>>>~~

You have your wish, Les. From now on all of your shopping carts will have 4 'wonky' wheels...

I wish I could find buried treasure in my own back yard.
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&purmusic
05/24/08 4:23 AM GMT
Annnnnnnnnd ...

««««««« ** þööƒ ** »»»»»»» (<--- How ... how ... how does he come up with these amazing things?!?! I don't know!! I just do!! :oD)

Mike indeed finds treaure in his backyard.

His dog's 'buried treasure'. Finds it ... and steps in it, as a matter of fact.

Arrrhh ... well, ye asked fer 'buried booty', didna ye?

:oD

I wish for a good good book to read.
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::twinkel
05/25/08 2:50 PM GMT
Her you are a good good book for you...enjoy


I wish there was more good music on the radio
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=Samatar
05/26/08 12:45 AM GMT
Hee hee good one Twinks.
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::danika
05/26/08 1:58 AM GMT
♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫žóņ£♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪

/\Hmmmmmm ... that worked out well/\

Twinkel gets her wish & for all the days of the rest of her life she gets to listen to good music on the radio.

This is Twinkels favorite song

No, this is Twinkels favorite song

No, this is....


oops! ... the magic lamp appears to be having some major song issues.

Carrying on ... either way ... Twinkel's wish comes true. There is one small problemo though. No matter what radio station she listens to ... the very same song plays over & over & over.

Enjoy Twinkel :-)

I wish I could be an Olympic ice skater ... skating to the second song above.
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=Samatar
05/26/08 2:31 AM GMT
Your wish is granted!

Is that Tonya Harding I see around the next corner...??? I don't know why she would need a spanner at an ice rink... *scratches head*

(Beautiful song BTW! Haven't heard that one for years...)

I wish I could write hit songs myself!
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&purmusic
05/26/08 9:33 AM GMT
Annnnnd ...

•··········‡ !!p00f!! ‡··········• (<--- Cool!! I wish I could do stuff like that ... wait, I can!! :oD )

Sam can now write hit song after hit song after hit song after ...

Doesn't matter what genre of song, he can crank them out.

Slight miscalculation on his part though. Once success was imminent he hired some 'people' to take care of the business stuff.

His personal and money manager, Arnie ... slipped in a clause in the contract in the deal that was signed between them, unbeknownst to Sam.

Sam isn't McLovin' his weekly allowance of $5.37 ... despite the fact that his net worth now rivals the antichrist, Bill Gates.

And the beat ... still goes on ...

I wish I had a dime for every time the word, "cookie" ... is/was mentioned on the site here.

I am in conversations with Arnie's lawyerly friend ... Joe ... trying to secure the rights to the usage of the word.
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::twinkel
05/26/08 5:33 PM GMT
Than you could buy a lot of cookies.....s**t

*hands over a dime*

I wish for lovely weather coming weekend!!
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.mxvirgil
05/27/08 1:29 PM GMT
ooooo00000000((((poof))))00000000ooooo

The weekend weather is absolutely gorgeous -- here!

You're getting a typhoon, however.

*Hands Els a a bathing cap*

I wish to explore King Tutankhamen's tomb.
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::danika
05/27/08 10:35 PM GMT
@@@@@@@@@@POOF@@@@@@@@@@

Mike receives his wish to explore King Tut's tomb.

Only one problem after he opens the tomb .... his hair starts falling out instantly, he now talks with a stutter, & he just received a phone call that his life's savings has all gone up in smoke.

You guessed right ... Mike is now cursed for life.

I wish I could go around the world in eighty days.
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=Samatar
05/29/08 1:43 AM GMT
You could! If you set your mind to it, you could do anything you wanted to! But you'll get no help from me I'm afraid.

I wish dogs smelled like beautiful perfume, instead of... whatever they rolled in last...
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.mxvirgil
05/31/08 1:22 PM GMT
Sam now has a lavender sachet epoxied to his face. Now everything smells purty...

I wish work would pick up a little.
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&purmusic
05/31/08 3:34 PM GMT
o_0

Teh 'poofs' are def lackluster people. C'mon now. Hand me the thread defibrillator ... wait, I am The Thread Defibrillator. :oD

Ok, then ... here we go ...

Annnnnnnnnnd ...

!**¡**!**¡**!¡**!**¡**! ◊◊ þÔÔƒ ◊◊ !**¡**!**¡**!¡**!**¡**! (It's ... it's beautiful!! How ... how do I do it? I don't know!! I just do!! :oD )

Mike's work indeed does pick up. A lot actually.

Now working 1400 hour days, he has little time for anything else. In fact, a rip in the time continuum occurs because of the maddening pace and he reverts to being a five year old boy totally incapable of crossing the street safely to get to work and is fired.

Uhm, hey Mike ... wanna go tree climbing and then later take in a hair-pulling session on Sally's pigtails in accounting? No worries about the street crossing stuff ... I ... know the secret. 'Look both ways'.

And then we could put frogs and tadpoles in the lunchroom coffeemakers!! >:oD

Could be worse, I suppose ...

I wish I had implemented my brilliant design and plan for framing last year, when I took out the air conditioner. So that this year's installation wouldn't go anywhere near the word 'hernia'. :o\
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.mxvirgil
06/02/08 7:42 PM GMT
'Look both ways..?' Never made the connection. Oh, well...

o---«««««« << << <<{ POOF..!! }>> >> >> »»»»»»---o

Sorry to hear you're feelin' a bit warm. Here, this will fix that.

*Drops a 4000-ton iceberg on Les's place*

I wish I had a video of that!! ... hehehe
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&purmusic
06/03/08 12:12 AM GMT
Well, ok ... kudos on the 'poof' stuff. However ...

o_0

"Look both ways" ... before crossing the street?

One of the pearls of wisdom handed down to kids. Like you are in my above post after your wish goes awry with the rip in the fabric of time ... er, stuff.


Ok, this one is going to be howls to make up for that last one ... here goes nothing, and I do mean nothing with me at the wheel :oD ... annnnnnd ...


** ≈≈≈≈≈≈ Þ ØøøøØ ∫ ≈≈≈≈≈≈ ** (<--- Heyyy ... wait a sec!! That's not an 'f'!! It's an integral sign!! ... Who cares!! It still rocks!! :oD )

Mike receives the DVD: "Ice Age - Part II" (Special Edition - Director's Cut) ... featuring me, my place and a 4000-ton iceberg ... named ... Fred.

The special effects are amazing. Particularly, the flood waters that result and wind their way across continents wreaking havoc afterwards.

If you watch closely, you'll notice Mike in the role of the 'guy caught unexpectantly on the john' ... as the waters roar over and through one place.

Those weren't special effects though. Filming for that part took place at the base of Hoover Dam. With a house constructed and cleverly integrated with hydraulics for collapsible walls and such ... for just ... that ... scene. And Mike, of course.

As if things were not trying enough for Mike during the shoot? ... as a result of numerous takes for his scene with the 'wall of water', he missed out on the catering and lunch. They had tiger shrimp!!


I wish I had a molecular pc.

Ohhh, it's coming ... and it will blow you away with the amazing computational power.
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=Samatar
06/06/08 1:08 AM GMT
Now why would you wish for a computer so small you couldn't even see it?!? Even if you actually did have one you wouldn't know it... and certainly wouldn't be able to use it. Ah well... if it's what you really want...

KAPOOZY!

... you inhale your new wonder machine almost immediately and it joins itself to your DNA slowly transforming you into a mindless automaton before taking over your body and destroying mankind.

I wish for a mindless automaton whom I can use to destroy mankind.
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.mxvirgil
06/06/08 4:24 AM GMT
HEY LES..!!! SAM WANTS YOU FOR SOMETHING...... Oh, 'poof.'

I wish for a new poofer. (Hey, watch it... ;)
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::solita17
06/07/08 5:45 PM GMT
&&&&&&FOOP#######

Unfortunately the new poofer, delivered by express mail, was assembled backwards causing ekiM to turn himself inside out and backwards, and then to disappear altogether....into a galaxy far far away...

I wish I could fly.
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&purmusic
06/08/08 3:38 PM GMT
Right, mankind destroyed ... now what??

:o|

*while awaiting his next orders from his controller, decides to nibble on a cookie ... or ... fourteen ...*
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.mxvirgil
06/08/08 5:33 PM GMT
Whew! Just got back from a galaxy far, far away... Mary put the new poofer's batteries in backwards.

No wish for Les..? Nothing to poof. :\ Oooo, cookies!

I wish Les would share some cookies.
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&purmusic
06/09/08 1:55 AM GMT
Annnnnd ...

« ——◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ || **p00f** || ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊—— » (<--- Do you ... do you see this!! It's ... it's art!! Almost!! :oD)

You betcha!! No problems sharing here!!

Open wide ... *puts slow match to cannon's vent ... packed with 40 pounds of cookies*

:oD

Just kidding, lol.

I wish I had had a camcorder on hand to record the storm that just moved through our area a short while ago.

'Twas impressive.
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::solita17
06/09/08 5:43 PM GMT
*xxxxxxxxPOOOOOFFFFzzzzzzzzz*

Les has a camcorder and is this very minute out recording an incoming storm.... and because he has his attention so totally riveted on getting that perfect shot he forgets the storm is real... and is wafted aloft in a tornado, camcorder and all, and deposited in an alternate universe where everyone lives backwards...

I still wish I could fly...
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::danika
06/09/08 6:15 PM GMT
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^P O O ?????? F O O F ???????? P O O F^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Confuscious say .... もし飛行機で行くことを学びたければ、あなたはハエにならなければなりません <------ translation : If you want to learn to fly you have to become the fly.

Mary gets her wish & now she can fly anywhere she wants to. You got it ... you are now a household fly.

I wish I had a personal chauffeur.
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.mxvirgil
06/09/08 8:21 PM GMT
···-◊=◊-◊=◊-◊=◊-{{{{(( ( ( Poof!!! ) ) ))}}}}-◊=◊-◊=◊-◊=◊-···

Sherree, meet your new personal chauffeur, Rusty. He's been driving for Waste Management for 10 years... .. ...and your limo..? .. .. You guessed it -- a 10-yard garbage truck!!!

I wish I had a new barber...
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&purmusic
06/10/08 12:13 AM GMT
Nicely done Mike.

*bow*

Quite the 'mess' these pieces of 'art' prior to posting. How long did yours take to compose? :oD

Annnnd ...

** ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ Ž ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ **
** ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ Ų ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ **
** ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ Ų ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ **
** ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ ƒ ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ **

( /\ Cascading HTML baby!! :oD )

Mike now has a new barber. Fred. Fred of Seville.

Fred likes to sing while giving haircuts and shaves.

Badly, I might add. Very ... badly. The haircuts and shaves that is.

Singing? Wonderful baritone. :oD

I wish for chewing gum that never loses it's flavour.
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::twinkel
06/10/08 8:50 PM GMT
Figaro....Figaro...#just calling my cat who is outside in the garden#..hehe..

~~~~~~PaKoof~~~~



Here you are some bubble gum with a nice taste of pineapple and it last forever and ever and ever, the only thing is that the chewing doesn“t last for a hour..bad luck!!

I wish we could skip Wednesday!!

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::solita17
06/11/08 6:51 AM GMT
~~~~~~~??????POOOFFFF!!!!!!!!!;-))))))))

Twinks never ever has to experience another Wednesday as long as she lives. The hitch is that Tuesday keeps repeating itself over and over and over... like a recurring dream... the same routine every day for as long as she lives.

I wish I had wings.

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.mxvirgil
06/11/08 12:54 AM GMT
*flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *--===<<<<< Poof!!!>>>>>===--*

Due to the latest Salmonella outbreak, you are now the proud owner of 20,000 lbs. of recalled chicken wings!

"Pssst, eh, lady, wanna' buy a tankerfull of BBQ sauce"


I wish all my problems would just go away.
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&purmusic
06/11/08 7:33 PM GMT
Casually takes a few minutes to set up the explosive charges ... and ...

|| ¦ ¹—²—³ ≡|| **!!p00f!!** ||≡ ³—²—¹ ¦ ||

Mike's problems have disappeared into thin air. Not a single care or concern remains from Mike's prior ruminations.

However, now ... he has Fred's problems.

And Fred ... has problems, lemme tell ya. :o|

:oD

I wish I could have a conversation ... afternoon tea would be good good ... with Ansel Adams, Henri Cartier-Bresson, Alfred Steiglitz, Yousef Khanfar, Diane Arbus ... to name a couple.

Pick their brains for a bit, you know?
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.mxvirgil
11/03/08 2:40 PM GMT
···-◊=◊-◊=◊-◊=◊-{{{{(( ( ( Poof!!! ) ) ))}}}}-◊=◊-◊=◊-◊=◊-···

. . . . . . . . . . . . ./\ recycled poof /\

Here's your junior neurosurgeon kit, Les. I don't think I wanna' watch this...


I wish I knew better than to drag these dead threads up from the basement...
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&purmusic
11/04/08 12:50 AM GMT
!**¡**!**¡**! ◊◊ || ¦ ¹—²—³ ≡|| **!!p00f!!** ||≡ ³—²—¹ ¦ || ◊◊ !**¡**!**¡** !

(/\ ... O.O ... dayummmmm!! ... I impressed myself with this one. Just ... wow. I still rock and/or rule!! :oD)

Mike is granted the powers of discretion and aforethought.

Now ... ... ... hey ... where'd he go? :o|

:oP

I wish I had remembered to take something out of the freezer for supper. :o\
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::third_eye
11/04/08 4:45 AM GMT
poof. <simple is sometimes just as effective ;-)

Les can now remember to take stuff out of the freezer for supper.. but can no longer remember what to do with it once he does.

I wish for separate lanes for good and bad drivers on all highways :D
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&purmusic
11/04/08 5:31 AM GMT
(*depresses plunger ...*)

««« ** дым ** »»» (<--- Pretty sure it's Russian ... who cares!! Looks a -mazing, doesn't it? Pwnd again ... by the Cunning Linguist!! :oD )

Rob does indeed receive his wish. To the extreme. Now lanes are so subdivided (hair colour, eye colour, height, driving disposition, overall demeanour ... etc.) ... that the costs of constructing/maintaining the infrastructure plunges the U.S. into bankruptcy.

Can you say ... 'mine'?

(*steps over border ... plants flag ... declares territory to be his under the sovereign baked good nation of ... 'Cookieland'*)

Has a nice ring, don't you think?

:oP

I wish I had a money tree out back.
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::danika
11/04/08 6:12 AM GMT
PoooooooofffffffffooooooooP

Les gets a monkey in a tree out in his backyard. Lucky for you the tree happens to be a banana tree ... you won't have to worry about feeding the little fella.

Oops, sorry Les something must have gone wrong ... besides we all know 'money doesn't grow on trees'.

I wish I had a super telephoto lens ... 600mm will do.
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Ashley1727
11/04/08 7:43 PM GMT
Your wish is granted.

Unfortunately, you take it with you on a boat cruise and end up tripping and it goes over board. Gone forever.

I wish I was a famous poker celebrity like daniel Negraneu
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.SatCom
11/04/08 9:28 PM GMT
Your wish is granted...POOF!!! Your a Famous poker Celebrity.

Unfortunately you were taken out of the first round of the World Poker tour and you lost the mortgage to your house and had to find a cardboard box to stay in.....Ouch!! Maybe that was a bit to harsh.

I wish I was 21 again and know what I know now.
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Ashley1727
11/04/08 9:54 PM GMT
POOF!! Done and done!

Only, now you are being stalked by your crazy ex girlfriend who would remember that face anywhere when you cheated on her with Suzy Slinky down the street. She catches you, attacks you and instantly, your IQ is knocked to 12. Sorry bud, karma. lol :D

hmm, I wish Christmas day happened over and over and every present was new...
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.mxvirgil
11/05/08 1:29 AM GMT
***Ka POOF!***

You have your wish. You now open presents 24/7/365, and every present is the same thing -- a brand new ... brick!

Hey, Rome wasn't built in a day, so you'd better get busy!!!

I wish our 'Indian Summer' would last, and last, and last...
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::solita17
11/06/08 6:49 PM GMT
bada-POOF!

It is perpetually 'Indian Summer' now... Unfortunately for Mike, in order for this to occur the time clock had to be renoberated and Mike's house is now sitting in the middle of a Lakota Sioux village and the residents are all lookin' kind of mean about this invasion of their territory...

I wish I could spend the winter in The Islands.

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&purmusic
11/27/08 2:48 AM GMT
o_0

Yous call that poofs? Er, pooves?

Fail. Epic ... fail. Allow me to demonstrate ...

** ≈≈≈!**¡**!**¡**! ◊◊ ||Ž|| ◊◊ !**¡**!**¡**! ≈≈≈≈≈≈ **

** ≈≈≈≈!**¡**!**¡**! ◊◊ ||0|| ◊◊ !**¡**!**¡**! ≈≈≈≈≈≈ **

** ≈≈≈≈≈≈!**¡**!**¡**! ◊◊ ||0|| ◊◊ !**¡**!**¡**! ≈≈≈≈ **

** ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈!**¡**!**¡**! ◊◊ ||ƒ|| ◊◊ !**¡**!**¡**! ≈≈≈ **

( /\ Cascadin' AND 'Splodin' ... HTML baby!! I rule!! :oD)


Mary gets her wish.

Unfortunately, due to a typo 'The Islands' was perceived to be a reference to that of a Pacific atoll. Namely, this ... one.

Here ... (*hands Mary a lead bikini*)

Might ... might, come in handy. :oP


I wish for world peas.
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.mxvirgil
11/27/08 1:41 PM GMT
Les receives a bowl of creamed petit pois with bacon and pearl onions. Sorry, best I could do on such short notice.

I wish to go on a safari photo shoot with guide.
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.Ashley1727
11/27/08 5:38 PM GMT
POOF! granted

Only, your guide is a piece of technology that gets eaten by a baboon, now, you probably die.

I wish Christmas would just go away forever, same with the snow and that a day at about 20 degree's and a warm breeze lasted forever!
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&purmusic
11/30/08 4:02 PM GMT
Annnnnnnd ...

•• ·· § || •• ·· þ Ø ø ø Ø ƒ ·· •• || § ·· •• (It's ... it's minimalistic compared to my other works of art in this vein ... yet ... beautiful. Still ownin' here!! :oD )

Ashley has her wish granted.

Christmas goes away, snow too ... introduce a 'warm' breeze and temperatures of 20 degrees ... Kelvin, it is.

I wish I could make time stand still.
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::twinkel
12/03/08 8:08 PM GMT
././././.KAPOOF./././././.

Here you go.....time is standing still, just as a test card!!!


I wish we will have a white Xmas.


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::danika
12/03/08 9:04 PM GMT
,.,.,.,.,.,POOF,.,.,.,.,.

Twinkel's wish is granted & she gets her white Christmas ... at the North Pole. Brrrrrrrrrr!!!! Hope you brought extra clothing 'cause your accomodations is an igloo.

Sherree wishes for a new super telephoto lens for her camera from Santa this year.

ps ... to let you know ... I've been extra good this year

*cough .... cough*

/\ just the after effects of my recent cold /\ ... thats all ... cough ... cough
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.mxvirgil
12/04/08 3:05 AM GMT
-=*=- poof -=*=- <---anemia

Wow, Sherree gets her super (cheap) telephoto lens. Why does the lens tube say "Planters"?

I wish for a new 4-head CNC router w/CAM software.
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.Ashley1727
12/08/08 5:41 PM GMT
POOF you get it but much to your dismay, all of it is faulty and the company in which you recieved it went bankrupt. dang.

I wish for a new start on my life.
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.mxvirgil
12/12/08 11:25 PM GMT
Thanks to advanced DNA replication techniques, we now have a dozen identical baby Ashleys. Now we're deciding what to do with the original...

I wish someone would make a split image stereoptic lens to fit my *istDS DSLR...
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.Ashley1727
12/17/08 1:00 AM GMT
Banned for mis-spelling my name..
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.Ashley1727
12/17/08 7:57 PM GMT
ooooooooh cheater!
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.mxvirgil
12/18/08 3:17 AM GMT
Ashley's brain now has a permanent spell-checker active 24/7/365. (She even caught that 'misspelling' /2\ is not hyphenated) hehehe

I wish we weren't going to get the nasty ice storm predicted for tomorrow night.
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