***==========***!!nynny!!***==========*** (<--- That's Finnish for 'poof', ownage in da house residz with moi!! :oD )
Ahem ...
Sherree has her wish granted.
And as a result, pledges to seek revenge on Mr. Poopy Pants for the mental torture inflicted when the rule is explained to her.
Quite simple really, I picked up on it right away and have been messing around in my posts on that thread. All you have to do is keep in min.. !!BONK!!
:oD
"I wish the Royal Bonking Sceptre would get conveniently misplaced ... and soon", said his inner imp. >:o|
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
Well, Sam's post 'splains a lot where sitting in front of my pc and Caedesing is concerned. As that activity has become ... er, more interesting?
*shifts in place ... again*
:oP
Annnnnnd ...
**==========>>>> ** puiti ** <<<<==========** (<--- That's another language!! For 'poof'!! Maybe!?!? pwnt again peeps by the Lingual Master!! Me!! :oD )
Mike gets his pecan waffles alright. Annnnd ... with real maple syrup. Hmmm mmm good.
That is, if you aren't getting enough fibre in your diet. Someone forgot to shell the pecans and that 'real' maple syrup?
"Bark!! Bark!!", goes the lil' doggie.
I wish women would stop undressing me with their eyes. :o\
Not really necessary ... 'cause ... I's nekid already!! :oD
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
You wish for some eyes for you? Ok, let's see what that magic corrupt wish thread comes up with ... annnnnnd ...
++++ !! *me maak niet gelukkig is en glimlach ongerust !! ++++ (<--- That's some weird moonman language for something!! Not sure!! Think it means something good!! :oD )
Twinkel now has eyes following her ... alllll the time.
Sleeping O.O, O.O eating O.O, O.O working O.O, O.O walking O.O, O.O swimming O.O, O.O sunning O.O, O.O doing the laundry O.O, O.O cooking O.O, O.O baking O.O, O.O walking the dog O.O and and and ...
Er, good for you now??
:oD
Just teasing, of course. Here ...
*hands Twinkel this ... @}----- *
(*means, or supposed to mean ... 'Don't worry, be happy and smile'. :o) )
I wish I had more water pressure in my shower.
It's actually quite good, but, in this case ... more is better than 'les's for me.
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
(*means, or supposed to mean ... 'Don't worry, be happy and smile'. :o) )
/\ Can't blame you for not finding the meaning in my post above.
Be afraid. Very, very afraid of my posts from here on in ... I'm riding a caffeine rush that could wipe out an entire coastal area in the wink of an eye.
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
|| ~~~ καπνιστών ~~~ || (<--- I'm almost at the point where I am making stuff up!! Not quite, but pretty darned close!! Maybe next time!! For now!! pwnt again by the Cunning Linguist!! Me!! :oD)
The The Infamous Tommy has a wish made up for him and granted, respectively by ... me and me.
The The Infamous Tommy will henceforth known as ... the "The Fresh Green Salad Boy ... Without Any Sort of Vinaigrette".
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
Suuuuure Mr. Samatar, right away sir ... just going to take it for a spin.. er, park it for you ... now ... *leaves Mr. Samatar eating his dust ...*
:oD
Annnnnnd ...
||---->>>> **lelaki ** pondan** <<<<----|| (That's Malaysian for 'poof'!! At least that's my story and I am sticking to it!! I still rock .. I still rule!! :oD)
Sam is granted to the power and ability to read minds.
Unfortunately for him ... he was standing next to yours truly when his wish was granted and now ... he rests comfortably in a home, wearing a sweater vest and staring vacantly out a window.
I wish I had the cheat notes for I.Q. tests.
You know, just to freak out the administrators of the test and get a score right off of the charts.
Or, in other words ... a few points more than where I currently reside on that scale. :oP
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
Methinks you don't need the cheat notes for the I.Q. test, it would be so easy even you can solve and answer the questions...just kidding& just teasing....
||//**\\|| ***** 煙 ***** ||//**\\|| (<--- That's Taiwanese for 'poof'!! Or an ink blot!! Sort of kind of!! Who cares!! :oD )
Annnnd ... Twinkel has a brand spanking new ... lap dog. Named Princess Paris. Really cute too. Lil' bow in her hair on top, cute lil' doggie shoes and sweater ... the perfect ... lap dog.
*cleans his glasses while chuckling to himself ... rereads Twinkel's post ...*
Er, and Princess Paris comes with a 1.83GHz Intel Core 2 Duo Mobile T5550 processor, 2GB of DDR2 RAM, 250GB HDD, Windows Vista Home Premium and a 17" LCD ... and is house trained.
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
Lol. Good good one. Mr. Poop ... er, Sir Poopy Pants Sir. :oD
Ahem ...
بووف =========*** (<--- This one's really weird, not the language per se!! No!! Just that I can't get it to shift to the right as it's Arabic!! Wild and crazy pwnage here baby!! :oD )
Sam has his wish granted ... and after a day or two or increased and absurd levels of politeness ... goes off in search of a clock tower ...
Oh oh ...
It's a joke, it's a joke. Really bad joke, mind you.
I wish I had the wisdom of Solomon. :o|
Think he was Sal's older brother or something. No slouch in the wisdom department either, that Sal. What a guy and mensch. Good pinochle player to boot.
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
You inherit all the wisdom and knowledge of Solomon! Hence you know nothing about much at al that has happened in the last few thousand years! Computers, televisions, and cars frighten the crap out of you! And you can only speak in ancient Hebrew!
Needless to say, it doesn't take long for the men in white coats to show up on your doorstep...
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
Well they were out of red ones, so I got you the closest thing I could. And let me tell you, your and Batboy look just faaaabulous driving round town in your brand new hot pink batmobile! And Alfred your butler (or "houseboy", as the neighbors prefer to call him) is a great worker, though he can be catty at times and tends to talk about you and Robin behind your back when he gets bitchy. Hope you weren't counting on dating anyone any time soon as the women of the town seem to be under the impression that you are taken for some reason. :-p
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
Les has two brains.... unfortunately he also has two heads, which never seem to agree even on the simplest 'stuff' and bicker endlessly with eachother about everything... poor Les hasn't eaten or bathed or slept since.
I wish someone would discover a pain medication that wasn't highly addictive and had absolutely no yucky side effects!
'Ooooh, it won't be long before they succumb to their artistic competitive urges ... and do away with instances of {{{{POP!}}}} and ***FOOP!*** ... yes, not long ... at all ... ... maybe not, but ... that won't stop me!! The pwnge poofmeister!! Still yelling here!!'
** ~~~ !! füst !! ~~~ ** (<--- That's Hungarian for something pretty darn close in syntax and meaning to 'poof'!! I so rule!! :oD )
Mike has his toys taken away from him and is given a 'timeout' and made to sit in the corner. Forever.
No more worries on the toy maintenance front for him.
*Les goes back to disassembling and reassembling Mike's 'stuff' to see how things tick ...*
'Hmm ... ehh ... so there's a couple of ... er, things left over ... looks like the same stuff to me ... let's try this one out and see if it still works.. '
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
Er, just came from the "Alphabetical Rantings" thread, can you tell? :oD
Carrying on ...
|=|=| *** ای وای *** |=|=| (<--- No clue here either!! Looks pretty cool though, doesn't it?!?! I rule again!! :oD )
Sam has motivation bestowed upon him, courtesy of a book on tape by Tony Robbins; "Rapid Planning".
Now energized, Sam indeed seizes the moment ... and goes to the couch for a nap in preparation for taking control over the entire planet.
I think he can and will do it!!
*crosses fingers so tightly all bloodflow is constricted ... and his fingers fall off ... save one that is needed to type out the rest of his usual drivel*
I wish I had gotten two meatball subs moments ago, instead of just one. :o|
Ok, the slice of pizza helped ... but, still hungry here. Hungry like a hippo!!
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
Genie mistakes that sentence for "Hungry. Like a hippo."
Presto! One delicious hippo meatball sub for Les.
And a conversion to metric time means that there are now 100 hours in a day. They are just alot shorter than the ones we used to have. And her boss still expects the job to be done "within the hour".
|++++++| パッとはえるが消えます |++++++| (<--- I'm at the point where I am plugging random stuff into translators and gettin' stuff back!! I pwn online translators!! And you too, of course!! Bow to my greatness!! :oD )
The The Infamous Tommy now has a minature giraffe on his desk, like an ornament ... 'cept it can move.
What he didn't bargain for is that it is alive. That and the fact that the lion pride that comes with ... is life size.
Enjoy!!
"I wish I understood ... 'tricity", said the Beaver.
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
Better. Lil' better. I will accept your .....:::::{{{{{Ka-Poof!!!}}}}}:::::..... .
Don't be resting on your 'kapoof' laurels though, I be's watchin'.
:oP
Annnnnd ...
↔¤↔¤↔ !!p öö f!! ↔¤↔¤↔ (<--- New pwnin' 'stuff' from yours truly, the pwnmeister!! Or in other words ... me!! :oD )
Mike is granted his wish and receives a secluded, wooded 400-acre lake. Even comes with a cabin on the property. Rustic, loads of old world appeal ... quite fitting for the setting ...
... in Siberia.
Niiiiiiiiiiice. :oD
I wish I could get this meatball sub 'monkey' off my back. Things are addictive, I tell ya. :o|
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
≡≡≡≡≡≡≡ **p °° f** ≡≡≡≡≡≡≡ (<--- bow to my pwnin' masterful ways!! I gotz lotz more, too!! :oD )
Sam is now indeed better at maths .. type .. things now. So good, in fact ... his 'beautiful mind' implodes while calculating ∏ to infinity.
Ya just had to double check the numbers, didn't you? :o|
:oD
I wish I hadn't bought this new and previously untested laundry detergent. :o\
Now that chore has taken on Herculean proportions in my mind. Test with a small load? Waste more time? Or ... throw caution to the wind and risk a possible rash of some sort.
I ... er, have delicate skin. Think my ph is something like ... something. Hey, it is unreasonable to expect that I am the repository of allll knowledge.
True, most things I have a handle on ... I am ... however ... a simple man of simple tastes and simple pleasures ... who pwns when it comes to 'stuff'!!
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
We've changed the label to your regular brand. Carry on!
I wish for a new 14' johnboat, new 25hp Honda engine, trolling motor, remote throttles, pedestal seats, new trailer and free gas, bait and beverages for life.
Sherree indeed wins the grand prize and has accomodations and airflight arranged for a trip to NYC. She is whisked away and upon arrival ... things are not what she thought they would be.
Problem? Lil' bit ...
'NYC', unbeknownst to her at the times of her entering the contest ... actually stands for ... "New Yemen City"
... a place not so nice, they named it ... only once. :o|
Moral to the story ... read the fine print.
:oP
I wish to never get the shopping cart at the grocery store with the one 'wonky' wheel ... ever again.
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
oops! ... the magic lamp appears to be having some major song issues.
Carrying on ... either way ... Twinkel's wish comes true. There is one small problemo though. No matter what radio station she listens to ... the very same song plays over & over & over.
Enjoy Twinkel :-)
I wish I could be an Olympic ice skater ... skating to the second song above.
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
Mike receives his wish to explore King Tut's tomb.
Only one problem after he opens the tomb .... his hair starts falling out instantly, he now talks with a stutter, & he just received a phone call that his life's savings has all gone up in smoke.
You guessed right ... Mike is now cursed for life.
I wish I could go around the world in eighty days.
Teh 'poofs' are def lackluster people. C'mon now. Hand me the thread defibrillator ... wait, I am The Thread Defibrillator. :oD
Ok, then ... here we go ...
Annnnnnnnnnd ...
!**¡**!**¡**!¡**!**¡**! ◊◊ þÔÔƒ ◊◊ !**¡**!**¡**!¡**!**¡**! (It's ... it's beautiful!! How ... how do I do it? I don't know!! I just do!! :oD )
Mike's work indeed does pick up. A lot actually.
Now working 1400 hour days, he has little time for anything else. In fact, a rip in the time continuum occurs because of the maddening pace and he reverts to being a five year old boy totally incapable of crossing the street safely to get to work and is fired.
Uhm, hey Mike ... wanna go tree climbing and then later take in a hair-pulling session on Sally's pigtails in accounting? No worries about the street crossing stuff ... I ... know the secret. 'Look both ways'.
And then we could put frogs and tadpoles in the lunchroom coffeemakers!! >:oD
Could be worse, I suppose ...
I wish I had implemented my brilliant design and plan for framing last year, when I took out the air conditioner. So that this year's installation wouldn't go anywhere near the word 'hernia'. :o\
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
Well, ok ... kudos on the 'poof' stuff. However ...
o_0
"Look both ways" ... before crossing the street?
One of the pearls of wisdom handed down to kids. Like you are in my above post after your wish goes awry with the rip in the fabric of time ... er, stuff.
Ok, this one is going to be howls to make up for that last one ... here goes nothing, and I do mean nothing with me at the wheel :oD ... annnnnnd ...
** ≈≈≈≈≈≈ Þ ØøøøØ ∫ ≈≈≈≈≈≈ ** (<--- Heyyy ... wait a sec!! That's not an 'f'!! It's an integral sign!! ... Who cares!! It still rocks!! :oD )
Mike receives the DVD: "Ice Age - Part II" (Special Edition - Director's Cut) ... featuring me, my place and a 4000-ton iceberg ... named ... Fred.
The special effects are amazing. Particularly, the flood waters that result and wind their way across continents wreaking havoc afterwards.
If you watch closely, you'll notice Mike in the role of the 'guy caught unexpectantly on the john' ... as the waters roar over and through one place.
Those weren't special effects though. Filming for that part took place at the base of Hoover Dam. With a house constructed and cleverly integrated with hydraulics for collapsible walls and such ... for just ... that ... scene. And Mike, of course.
As if things were not trying enough for Mike during the shoot? ... as a result of numerous takes for his scene with the 'wall of water', he missed out on the catering and lunch. They had tiger shrimp!!
I wish I had a molecular pc.
Ohhh, it's coming ... and it will blow you away with the amazing computational power.
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
Now why would you wish for a computer so small you couldn't even see it?!? Even if you actually did have one you wouldn't know it... and certainly wouldn't be able to use it. Ah well... if it's what you really want...
KAPOOZY!
... you inhale your new wonder machine almost immediately and it joins itself to your DNA slowly transforming you into a mindless automaton before taking over your body and destroying mankind.
I wish for a mindless automaton whom I can use to destroy mankind.
Unfortunately the new poofer, delivered by express mail, was assembled backwards causing ekiM to turn himself inside out and backwards, and then to disappear altogether....into a galaxy far far away...
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
Les has a camcorder and is this very minute out recording an incoming storm.... and because he has his attention so totally riveted on getting that perfect shot he forgets the storm is real... and is wafted aloft in a tornado, camcorder and all, and deposited in an alternate universe where everyone lives backwards...
Sherree, meet your new personal chauffeur, Rusty. He's been driving for Waste Management for 10 years... .. ...and your limo..? .. .. You guessed it -- a 10-yard garbage truck!!!
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
Figaro....Figaro...#just calling my cat who is outside in the garden#..hehe..
~~~~~~PaKoof~~~~
Here you are some bubble gum with a nice taste of pineapple and it last forever and ever and ever, the only thing is that the chewing doesn“t last for a hour..bad luck!!
Twinks never ever has to experience another Wednesday as long as she lives. The hitch is that Tuesday keeps repeating itself over and over and over... like a recurring dream... the same routine every day for as long as she lives.
Casually takes a few minutes to set up the explosive charges ... and ...
|| ¦ ¹—²—³ ≡|| **!!p00f!!** ||≡ ³—²—¹ ¦ ||
Mike's problems have disappeared into thin air. Not a single care or concern remains from Mike's prior ruminations.
However, now ... he has Fred's problems.
And Fred ... has problems, lemme tell ya. :o|
:oD
I wish I could have a conversation ... afternoon tea would be good good ... with Ansel Adams, Henri Cartier-Bresson, Alfred Steiglitz, Yousef Khanfar, Diane Arbus ... to name a couple.
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
Please, even if you don't visit my gallery, check out my "Faves".I've left them intact since day "1", and would like it if every image there got the attention they deserved.
««« ** дым ** »»» (<--- Pretty sure it's Russian ... who cares!! Looks a -mazing, doesn't it? Pwnd again ... by the Cunning Linguist!! :oD )
Rob does indeed receive his wish. To the extreme. Now lanes are so subdivided (hair colour, eye colour, height, driving disposition, overall demeanour ... etc.) ... that the costs of constructing/maintaining the infrastructure plunges the U.S. into bankruptcy.
Can you say ... 'mine'?
(*steps over border ... plants flag ... declares territory to be his under the sovereign baked good nation of ... 'Cookieland'*)
Les gets a monkey in a tree out in his backyard. Lucky for you the tree happens to be a banana tree ... you won't have to worry about feeding the little fella.
Oops, sorry Les something must have gone wrong ... besides we all know 'money doesn't grow on trees'.
I wish I had a super telephoto lens ... 600mm will do.
Your wish is granted...POOF!!! Your a Famous poker Celebrity.
Unfortunately you were taken out of the first round of the World Poker tour and you lost the mortgage to your house and had to find a cardboard box to stay in.....Ouch!! Maybe that was a bit to harsh.
Only, now you are being stalked by your crazy ex girlfriend who would remember that face anywhere when you cheated on her with Suzy Slinky down the street. She catches you, attacks you and instantly, your IQ is knocked to 12. Sorry bud, karma. lol :D
hmm, I wish Christmas day happened over and over and every present was new...
It is perpetually 'Indian Summer' now... Unfortunately for Mike, in order for this to occur the time clock had to be renoberated and Mike's house is now sitting in the middle of a Lakota Sioux village and the residents are all lookin' kind of mean about this invasion of their territory...
•• ·· § || •• ·· þ Ø ø ø Ø ƒ ·· •• || § ·· •• (It's ... it's minimalistic compared to my other works of art in this vein ... yet ... beautiful. Still ownin' here!! :oD )
Ashley has her wish granted.
Christmas goes away, snow too ... introduce a 'warm' breeze and temperatures of 20 degrees ... Kelvin, it is.
Twinkel's wish is granted & she gets her white Christmas ... at the North Pole. Brrrrrrrrrr!!!! Hope you brought extra clothing 'cause your accomodations is an igloo.
Sherree wishes for a new super telephoto lens for her camera from Santa this year.
ps ... to let you know ... I've been extra good this year
*cough .... cough*
/\ just the after effects of my recent cold /\ ... thats all ... cough ... cough
I'll start. I wish I was 5'10" tall & model thin.
* Your wish is granted...you just tripped over one of the elves at the Mall cuz you didn't see him & now he's suing
*Edit* After you grant the wish, you make one of your own & the game continues