We all come from so many different countries and cultures, I'm sure each country has their own little Christmas songs.. So lets get into the Christmas Spirit and share some Christmas songs...

I'll go first..... *hands out ear plugs... clears throat...

Six White Boomers

Early on one Christmas Day a Joey kangaroo,

Was far from home and lost in a great big zoo.

'Mummy, where's my mummy? They've taken her away.'

We'll help you find your mummy, son. Hop up on the sleigh.'

Up beside the bag of toys little Joey hopped,

But they hadn't gone far when Santa stopped.

Unharnessed all the reindeer and Joey wondered why,

Then he heard a far off booming in the sky.

Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun.

Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

On his Australian run.

Pretty soon old Santa began to feel the heat,

Took his fur lined boots off to cool his feet,

Into one popped Joey, feeling quite okay,

While those old man Kangaroos kept pulling on the sleigh.

Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun.

Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

On his Australian run.

Joey said to Santa, 'Santa, what about the toys?

Aren't you giving some to these girls and boys?'

'They've got all their presents, son, we were here last night,

this trip is an extra trip, Joey's special flight.'

Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun.

Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

On his Australian run.

Soon the sleigh was flashing past right over Marble Bar,

'Slow down there,' cried Santa, 'it can't be far,

Come up on my lap here, son, and have a look around.'

'There she is, that's Mummy, bounding up and down.'

Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun.

Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

On his Australian run.

Well that's the bestest Christmas treat that Joey ever had,

Curled up in mother's pouch feeling snug and glad.

The last they saw was Santa heading northwards from the sun,

The only year the boomers worked a double run.

Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun.

Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

On his Australian run.

OK.... now that i've embarassed myself from my terrible singing.. your turn..

I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas

"I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
I don't want a doll, no dinkey tinker toys
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy


I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door
That's the easy thing to do


I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there


I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinosaurus
I only likes hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too !

Mom says a hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian
There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage."

The song repeats. I love this song ! This one & Porky Pig singing Blue Christmas, much better than " Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer " or the goofy dogs barking "Jingle Bells". Although to be honest, my real love is the traditional Christmas songs.

A song from the south pacific islands .. not sure which one

oh aussies, they be tasty
the skin may be a tad pasty
chop 'em up, be thou hasty
stick 'em in a pot, needn't basty
pour in a pie shell, don't be wasty
bake at 350 till it's crusty
Serves 4 or just a hungry three

Oh .. Footy's On .. Gotta Go

LMAO @ keith

That Keith, so well travelled

Its funny.. you do know that it wasn't that long ago that they stopped cannablism in the South Pacific..

what's funny is that YOU believe they stopped ... and haven't just donned the Political-Correctness that other societies have foisted upon them

If "I" was eating people "I" wouldn't tell the TV crew that just hiked into the backwoods to ask me if "I" was eating people ... "I" would let them find out the hard way

Well, " I " still like your song, even if the rhythem was off, must be one of those languages that you can't correctly translate to English, hmmmm?

Way to go!!!!! Hehehe...

I'm SICK ... and it's all YOUR fault

LOL... who's fault is it that your sick???

Societies to blame.

Mine....he's got some sort of vague Ohio disease that he refuses to name....

hehehehehe

I hear there's a Robutussin with your name on it....

Never saw one for "Baby Big Ears ", or " Spanky ", but hey, I live in Ohio

My goodness Keith, you are ruler of getting offtopic on the offtopic board! *crowns Keith* Our king! :P lol

(*puffs out his chest*) .. yeah, yeah I am .. amn't I ..

I feel a tax increase in the chill night air

Anybody who can " amn't I " with a straight face, albeit blinking nose

should feel a Thesaurus increase upside his head

I'm also the last person to stay on-topic in THIS thread

so ... where's your song? .. taxes are especially brutal for those with no song with the scent of their fingertips still fresh upon it

Give it a whirl
Lil' Art Gurl
Spin us a Pearl
To Rival Ives of Burl
Need more paper? Unfurl
Take care that our toes not curl
or our stomachs heave and hurl
other threads list Squirrels

* sniff * At least I, as the ONLY American yet to do so, listed a for real song

Whooeeee !!!! Very Very Nice !!! YAY KEITH !!! * cheers wildly *

You da man !!!! YAY !!!!! * claps maniacally *

Very very very nice !!!!!

Oh no. :( Looks like I need to come up with a song..umm....o yeah, theres this really sute one I end up hearing every Christmas:

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

Every body stops
and stares at me
These two teeth are
gone as you can see
I don't know just who
to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve
is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas."
It seems so long since I could say,
"Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could only whistle (thhhh, thhhh)

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth.

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas!"

* claps wildly * YAY Maria !!! A classic !!

I can add another Australiana version of Jingle Bells; alas, not made of my own flesh, sweat and blood, but plenty of spit...
Feel free to crack open a tinny and join in
(Thats 'get a cold beer' to all you uncultured Americans <=p )


Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut !,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute

*bows*

Very nice ! Thank you !

(sniff) .. and SHE doesn't hand out "very nices" easily .. as is evident by the fact I have recieved NONE

How come they don't export Holden Ute's .. we got Yugo's .. they can't be worse than Yugo's

On the first day of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me.

1. An emu up a gum tree.

2. Two pink galahs.

3. Three jabirus.

4. Four kookaburras.

5. Five kangaroos.

6. Six platypuses.

7. Seven koalas climbing.

8. Eight possums playing.

9. Nine wombats working.

10. Ten lizards leaping.

11. Eleven numbats nagging.

12. Twelve parrots prattling

Thank-you, I'll be here all week.

I was going to give you a 'very nice' Keifer, *Sophie's ego expands beyond the realms of science fiction* but was unfortunately distracted by the flashing nose "light goes on, light goes off..." It's like those how to entertain an idiot cards...

Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner's manual?
A. The bus schedule.

Utes are good for two things, TV commercials with dogs in them and shifty people appearing on A Current Affair (The Morning Star of current affairs television)

Does the UK have a shortage of these two things? :P

1. ) Keith & I are Yanks hon, for info on the UK you'll have to pump Phil ( philuk ) or scionlord .....
2.) Keith's nose is the Caedesian version of "wax on, wax off "......blink on, blink off...

To : Keifer

And I did too say VERY NICE....not my fault you don't read Ohioian very well

of course I said it 3 hours later, but who's counting ?

yep Lauren is from OH! HI! OH!!!! and blinky is from CALEE PHORN I 'AY lol

Gettin' a little punchy there, are we ?

Could be worse, blinky could be from CALEE PORN I 'AY instead,

but luckily, he's not

hahahaha... just messing around...

1-*buries head in shame* I called an American an Englishman-why don't you just call me a New Zealander and be done with it.
2.-Explains the motto then...I need more coffee before I can make the connection.
Ookay- A Current Affair is like the Fox News of Australian Television... :) Make sense now ?

Or I could call you a Tasmanian... lol

Hey Soph, no sweat ....how could you know ?

What motto ? I'm lost, but then I usually am, just call me R.G....

So you guys like a current affair huh ? I'll have to watch it more !

How did you know Jaqueline? Is it because my boyfriend also happens to be my cousin ;) LOL

Nah, you're not lost Lauren, I merely have no control over my brain today. I meant 'signature' instead of 'motto'...just blame the newbie, I don't mind :)
I should have checked the 'country of origin thingo' on Keifers profile (The Wild West Bang Bang-well NO WONDER I was confused...)

Don't cross to the darkside!! Don't watch A Current Affair!!

Aand to get us back on topic: A Christmas song from the Land of the Long White Cloud!

Now Sticky Beak the kiwi, that bird from way down under
He's caused a great commotion and it isn't any wonder
He's notified old Santa Claus to notify the deer
That he will pull the Christmas sleigh in the southern hemisphere.


Chorus:
Lots of toys for girls and boys load the christmas sleigh
He will take the starlight trail along the milky way.
Hear the laughing children as they shout aloud with glee:
'Sticky Beak, Sticky Beak, be sure to call on me.'


Now every little kiwi, and every kangaroo, too,
The wallaby, the weka, and the platypus and emu,
Have made themselves a Christmas tree with stars and shining bright,
So Sticky Beak will see the way to guide the sleigh tonight.


Now Sticky Beak the kiwi, that Maori-land dictator,
Will not allow Rudolph's nose this side of the equator
So when you hear the sleighbells ring you'll know that he's the boss,
And Sticky Beak will pull the sleigh beneath the Southern Cross

hahahahaha... OMG... Soph.. ROFLMAO..... take it your first cousins too... lol

*counts fingers* Oh crap, twelve...

Now now now .. Mind your global village etiquette .. we have a tasman amongst us .. nick7b

perhaps his best image Caedes ahead

I don't know his lineage .. and neither do you .. drive over there in yer Barinas and ask

To Nick 7b
This small symphony
of truly heartfelt apologies

You being a Tasman
me a West Australian
we know 'bout Don Bradman
and really bad Holdens

Australians you see
are quite fond of a tease
though we aim to please
in all societies

We don't ever mean it
and some may not get it
when we act like egits
Its not from mean spirit

So lets all inject
some Christmas spirit
into our rhyming
and I'll improve my timing :)

Just a little inter-state teasing Keifer :p My family is from Tasmania...
And I would drive over and ask-however my car doesn't go so well in the ocean ;)

Yeah, well, the drive over bit was a little inter-continental teasing

and Mad Max could've driven over .. er, .. will drive over .. so you folks best get crackin' with the gene pool so as to not dissappoint Max


Kudos on the rhyme, btw, .. holdens really are bad .. so I've heard .. ;o)

Now that's living dangerously saying holdens are bad.. there are 2 types of rev heads here 50% Holden Hoons and 50% Ford Fanatics every year they battle it out on the mountain to see who's the better... it's a male thing.. for me .. I dont care a car is a car you get in it and drive.. =PPP

Huh. Doesn't matter what country or car, it's a guy thing. I just want to drive from point A to point B & back again w/o running out of gas, a blowout, or any other numerous mysterious car maladies hitting me in the face.

Huh? .. aussies have a mountain?

Ayer's Rock, right ?

LOL yeah there's Ayer's Rock.. but there is also Mt. Panorama where thousands of people stay for a weekend or week depending to watch cars go around in circles waiting to see if a Holden or Ford wins.. Here you go so useless info on it.. (boring.. lol)

link

They claim to have snow .. and you should hear 'em when it rains .. HAHAHA .. you'd think they never got wet before

Sorry kiddo, link's been kidnapped

I think that link broke teh intarwebs ... Al Gore's gonna be upset .. his baby

*sigh its late here you know.. brain goes to sleep around this time of night.. =PP
as for you big ears.. hmmmpppfffttt

link

sorry .. not clickin' THAT .. they have a way of tracing who broke the web .. ain't gonna be me

send it via smoke signals or something ... any New Zealanders around to help?

grrrr why wont the stupid thing work.. i did it the way the teacher taught me... =PPP

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

© Dr. Seuss

awww poor Mr Grinch.. i actually think he's cute.. lol

*wink* I have a small stuffed grinch sticking out the side of my bag. My mommy bought him for me a few years back and I carry him around every year now.

I just watched the cartoon again last nite, and all is well w/the world, I'm ready for xmas, BRING IT ON!

I'm a sucker for the traditional movies, over the week-end I saw my favorite Christmas tear-jerker, It's A Wonderful Life ....who doesn't cry when Clarence gets his wings ?

*nods*, and the original Miracle on 34th Street makes me believe in Santy Claus every year.

I agree, the original Miracle on 34th Street is the best version !

It's A Wonderful LIfe is a great one.. very teary.. love Miracle on 34th Street... and yes the Original is the best one..

hmmm ... I come in here for SONGS ... where dey be? .. I wanted to sing

I'm all dressed up and nowhere to go

Well you start and we will all join in.. =D

Yeah, come on Keifer-add some dance moves too :)

* sigh... i'll give you a fresh cooked chocolate brownie...

And a Lollipop !

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.

I've crept down the stairs before, enough to know that tickling leads to other stuff

like .. chortling and guffawing ... and and and .. teeheeing

LOL

you left out *gasp * giggling

Hey! Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.
(la la la-la la-la la la la la)
(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

Santa's got a little friend,
His name is Dominick.
The cutest little donkey,
You never see him kick.
When Santa visits his paisons,
With Dominick he'll be.
Because the reindeer cannot,
Climb the hills of Italy.

Hey! Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.
(la la la-la la-la la la la la)
(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

Jingle bells around his feet,
And presents on the sled.
Hey! Look at the mayor's derby,
On top of Dominick's head.
A pair of shoes for Louie,
And a dress for Josephine.
The labels on the inside says,
They're made in Brookaleen.(Brooklyn)

Hey! Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.
(la la la-la la-la la la la la)
(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

Children sing, and clap their hands,
And Dominick starts to dance.
They talk Italian to him,
And he even understands.

Cumpare sing,
Cumpare su,
And dance 'sta tarantel.
When jusamagora comes to town,
And brings du ciuccianello.

Hey! Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.
(la la la-la la-la la la la la)
(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

Hey! Dominick! Buon Natale!
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)

Heres a piece of useless information...

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

ROFLMAO !!!!!

Thats a classic! I never knew that!

hey .. I represent that comment .. that that that .. fat-assed man bit

i mean I resent it .. O_o

hehehe i thought it was pretty interesting

Christmas...warning much swearing.

Keith ! No way ! You wear red suits with white fur trim too ?

You know what that makes you, don't you ?

pimpin

ROFLMAO !

hahahahahaha

Huggy Bear !

LOL... at least his suit will match the nose.. =P

Maybe we can get him reflective buttons too

Then the boy will shine !

hahaha

Another oldie, but a goldie !

Santa Baby

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight


The best version in my opinion is the original, by Eartha Kitt, which I heard this morning Christmas shopping. Who doesn't want the deed to a platinum mine ? Yum !

Just found this surfing the Web, & I thought that maybe someone might be interested.

Religious symbolism of The Twelve Days of Christmas (The 12 Days of Christmas)

1 True Love refers to God
2 Turtle Doves refers to the Old and New Testaments
3 French Hens refers to Faith, Hope and Charity, the Theological Virtues
4 Calling Birds refers to the Four Gospels and/or the Four Evangelists
5 Golden Rings refers to the first Five Books of the Old Testament, the "Pentateuch", which gives the history of man's fall from grace.
6 Geese A-laying refers to the six days of creation
7 Swans A-swimming refers to the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the seven sacraments
8 Maids A-milking refers to the eight beatitudes
9 Ladies Dancing refers to the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit
10 Lords A-leaping refers to the ten commandments
11 Pipers Piping refers to the eleven faithful apostles
12 Drummers Drumming refers to the twelve points of doctrine in the Apostle's Creed

I'm not really sure if I should put this here or not, but since I was originally searching for some goofy lyrics to the Twelve Days of Christmas, here's where it's going for now.

Sorry for the post after post bit, but I felt this was so irreverent, it belonged seperately.

Twelve Days of Christmas by Allan Sherman

* Note * "S" is for Sherman, "C" is the Chorus, and " B " is both

S: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A Japanese transistor radio
C: On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
S: Green polka dot pajamas
C: And a Japanese transistor radio
S: It's a Nakashuma
C: On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
S: A calendar book with the name of my insurance man
C: Green polka dot pajamas and a Japanese transistor radio
S: It's the Mark 4 model - that's the one that's discontinued
C: On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
S: A simulated alligator wallet
C: A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
green polka dot pajamas and a Japanese transistor radio
S: And it comes with a leatherette case with holes in it
so you can listen right through the case
C: On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
S: A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be
C: A simulated alligator wallet, a calendar book with the name
of my insurance man, green polka dot pajamas and a
Japanese transistor radio
S: And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you can stick
in your ear and a thing on the other end you can't stick
anywhere because it's bent
C: On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
S: A hammered aluminum nutcracker, and all that other stuff
C: And a Japanese transistor radio
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
S: A pink satin pillow that said "San Diego" with fringe all around it
And all that other stuff
C: And a Japanese transistor radio
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
S: An indoor plastic birdbath
C: All that other stuff
S: And a Japanese transistor radio
C: On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
S: A pair of teakwood showercloths
C: And a Japanese transistor radio
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
S: A chromium combination manicure, scissors and cigarette lighter
C: And a Japanese transistor radio
On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me
S: An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television
But not when you get it home
C: And a Japanese transistor radio
S: On the twelfth day of Christmas although it may seem strange
On the twelfth day of Christmas I'm going to exchange
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television
But not when you get it home
C: A chromium combination manicure, scissors and cigarette lighter
S: A pair of teakwood showercloths
C: An indoor plastic birdbath
S: A pink satin pillow that said "San Diego" with fringe all around it
C: A hammered aluminum nutcracker
S: A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be
C: A simulated alligator wallet
S: A calendar book with the name of my insurance man
C: Green polka dot pajamas
B: AND A JAPANESE TRANSISTOR RADIO
S: MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!

Here we go again ! Another Christmas !

I haven't heard that one, what are the lyrics?

I thought it was Australian ....

Redneck 12 days of Christmas

Wow, somebody done been to the WalMart!
(Jeff) Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas.
Well you cleaned up! Whadya git?

Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

Hey Bubba, you got gypped -- there's 12 days to Christmas.
(Jeff) I know that, I got it covered. Look over in the corner.
That's yours too?
Yea!

Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

Man, this ain't normal Christmas presents!
No, they're redneck gifts!
Redneck gifts?
Yea, you know, like
if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishing lures.
Or, if you can burp the entire chorus of "Jingle Bells"
Perhaps if you think "The Nutcracker" is something you did off a high-dive.
Or, if you've ever misspelled something in Christmas lights.
Or, if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus.

What's wrong with that?
I didn't say anything wrong with it...
It's hard to beat...

Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

Well, you can't really consider it a Christmas
'less you go down to the penitentiary and visit your mama.
You're not listenin' to me!
Get the car key outta your ear.
That's where the nine years probation comes in...
I'm gonna do it for ya again.
Now listen...

Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

You gotta love this!