Okay, here is another complete waste of time to keep yall busy...
I will start with a paragraph that ends "Unfortunately...". The next person has to continue the story and end it with "Fortunately...". Then the next post is ended with "Fortunately" again. If you don't understand how to play just wait until a few posts are up and you will get the idea. Here we go (again...)
One fine day I was walking down the street to the shops when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a fifty dollar bill lying on the street. Unfortunately...
... I lost my bearings and ended up somewhere in the middle of a wide, black ocean with gigantic waves surging all around me. Unable to keep my head above water, I inhaled mouthful after mouthful of sea water, until I passed out... sinking down, down, down into the inky depths. Fortunately...
I was swallowed by a giant fish of biblical proportions! (lol) Although rescued from drowning, I was not very comfortable with all the organic matter in its innards...
There had been a bureaucratic error and the 15 year sentence was corrected to 15 days, which was back dated and I was now free again.I rushed to the nearest drinking hole.Unfortunately....
I'd been in holes before and new my way around, this one however was tricky but by wedging my leg this way and then that and adjusting my elbow in a semicircular motion i was able to clamber up a few feet to see a man on a donkey.I called to him for help.Unfortunately...
for that old devil misfortune i wasn,t going to let it bother me.I brushed myself down and set off with a jaunty stride, whistling a happy tune with a great deal of hope in my heart.Fortunately...
I became dehydrated and began to hallucinate! I saw bright stars and swirling paisley shapes, which were so interesting that I almost forgot that I was thirsty. Fortunately...
for them they had to listen to me moan on about my bad luck and all my many mishaps plus i'd began to whistle again after several hours,they dumped me at the next village.Fortunately
the pdf was quite comprehensive so i thought i'd have a go,i mean how hard could it be?An hour later we had traversed mountain ranges, lakes and rivers and now were hovering over some shops.Unfortunately
... it was stronger than it looked, and wrapped its tentacles round my slipper. I was so spooked I kicked off the slipper, and both slipper and Kraken went sailing across the car park. Fortunately...
the beastie caused the gears to lock and the tree chipping machine malfunctioned and shut down. The operator let out a string of words that children shouldn't hear. Fortunately...
for this group of children who were in the car park, they did hear them and as a result had an expanded vocabulary of earthy, strange and funny sounding words to help them better expound their complex feelings.Unfortunately...
indeed there was, As a mile into the journey a US military black ops plane sprayed the train with some sort of psycho active chemical. The upshot was the soldiers crazed out of their minds killed all the monks and civilians on the train they planned to blame the socialist rebels.i was the only witness to the truth. Fortunately
For them i had my dancing shoes on and using a mixture of quick step and ballet pranced off undetected into the mist and hit an internet cafe,Those goons weren't going to get away with this.Fortunately....
None of the machines worked due to a virulent virus infestation. The owner of the cafes mate had downloaded an antivirus program and would bring it round after work, when they would try and neutralise the threat but that would take some time to trundle through its procedures. Fortunately....
...when I shook out my towel for a quick dip in the icy lake (needed a wash after my recent journey in the ghost train), my old friend the baby Kraken fell out... unless it had a sister, it had apparently oozed out of the chipping machine and returned to its nest when I wasn't looking. At least now I had company. Now we just needed food and shelter. Unfortunately...
in the ensuing moments i'd fallen sleep when i woke the Kraken was nowhere to be seen but it had defecated all over me.I needed another wash but the towel was in shreds and also covered in excrement.Fortunately.....
Kraken excrement smells delightful and is very good for the skin, so I just smeared it all over myself and inhaled the perfume like aroma. Unfortunately...
...it was only a little Kraken, and couldn't do much damage. I bought a lovely soft pale blue bath towel with a pink floaty cloud on it. Unfortunately...
the locals didn't feel that way about the cracken and one of them snuck up on it and rearranged it's mass to an unrecognisable degree with a baseball bat.Much of the ensuing mess landed up on the soft, pale blue towel completely obscuring the pink floaty cloud ,it was still rather colourful though.Fortunately
...though I thought this was a good idea and have been longing to ditch my mountaineering ambitions for a while, fate had other plans for me. One of the dancing girls did a lot of climbing in her spare time and (to my dismay) offered to take me along with her hiking group the next day. Fortunately...
only briefly as the next morning all smiling, the climbing group came to get me.Something must have been lost in translation, I mused.Errm?Crampons, thermal underwear,kendalls mint cake. I was ready.Fortunately.....
as we trudged our way along and up, after an hour it became apparent one of the group was a whistler and repeatedly belted out a shrill version of 'aint no mountain high enough'. It was driving me nuts! Fortunately....
the exhale, pause, inhale, pause, breathing exercises were coming in handy and easing the stress in post whistling, irritation situations. We were making good progress to goodness knows where.Unfortunately.....
some of our party had tiki torches. We decided to settle in a cave for the night. Someone lit a fire and we sang corny songs and ate yak meat. It was a clear night and the stars were bright in the sky. Just as we were getting comfortable, someone heard a strange sound. Unfortunately...
Mercifully they eventually all entered the realm of Morpheus and morning arrived without incident or so everyone thought until they discovered that the cave entrance had been blocked by falling rocks.The air was getting thin.Unfortunately.....
suffocated in the sense they couldn't breathe momentarily for the astonishing vision that manifested itself at the back of the cave and beckoned them closer.Unfortunately....
... the vision was partly the effect of their oxygen-deprived brains, and partly the appearance of a group of well-armed goblins. They had come to see who had dared to camp out on their Front Porch, and they quickly rounded up the party to take to The Great Goblin. Fortunately ...
we had lost our way, our supplies were running out, and, although we spotted a group of yak-drawn wagons in the distance, it didn't look like they were headed our way. Fortunately...
they didn't seem very friendly. The main Tibetan had a fierce expression. He wore a fur robe, with a long sword that could be seen from under the cloak and a musket in his hand. Fortunately...
... being used to the terrain, they quickly climbed back out again with relatively few injuries. Naturally the incident hadn't improved their mood. Fortunately ...
They meant us no harm. They had recently won tickets to Disneyland Paris and had no use for them they generously offered them to us.We graciously accepted them and a few days later we excitedly Landed at Charles De Gaulle.
Unfortunately ... we were still dressed as Tibetan mountaineers, which caused the other Disneylanders to assume we belonged to one of the attractions. Specifically, one that featured a very realistic ice cave intended to represent somewhere on Mount Everest, where we were expected to sing songs about our imminent demise while pantomiming freezing to death. Fortunately ...
I will start with a paragraph that ends "Unfortunately...". The next person has to continue the story and end it with "Fortunately...". Then the next post is ended with "Fortunately" again. If you don't understand how to play just wait until a few posts are up and you will get the idea. Here we go (again...)
One fine day I was walking down the street to the shops when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a fifty dollar bill lying on the street. Unfortunately...