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Mary's banned for being redundant. All Canuck lingo is strange!
As such, punishment is meted out. Forfeiture of all Caedesian holdings forthwith.
Including Thready. And Thready's Revenge. Thready vs Jason, and so forth and so on.
Mine! >:~)
As such, punishment is meted out. Forfeiture of all Caedesian holdings forthwith.
Including Thready. And Thready's Revenge. Thready vs Jason, and so forth and so on.
Mine! >:~)
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While you were scuffling with that Occupy Wall Streeter over the pulled-pork sandwich from Virgil's BBQ, I casually relieved you of one Thready.
*...ambles off into the citizens on 42nd street...*
*...ambles off into the citizens on 42nd street...*
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'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives...
(*and in and amongst that crowd.. is one CookieMonster, cleverly disguised as ... 'CookieMonster'*)
... ...
(*waits for the right moment, tapes a sign on Mike's back that reads; "Fat Cat Banker"*)
"Heyyy! Everybody! There's one! Get'em!"
... ...
Mine.
... ...
(*waits for the right moment, tapes a sign on Mike's back that reads; "Fat Cat Banker"*)
"Heyyy! Everybody! There's one! Get'em!"
... ...
Mine.
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Christmas cookies! Christmas cookies for FREE!
The cleverly disguised CookieMonster grabs for the cookies with both paws and drops Thready as a result.
Mine again!
Grabs Thready and hightails it to Washington Square Park, disappearing into a holiday crowd.
The cleverly disguised CookieMonster grabs for the cookies with both paws and drops Thready as a result.
Mine again!
Grabs Thready and hightails it to Washington Square Park, disappearing into a holiday crowd.
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
(*shrugs*)
I have cookies now, could care 'les's'..
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Lulled into a false sense of security about Thready, Mary lets down her guard.. and doesn't even give the sign outside a paint shop a second thought..
"Ice Cream Sundaes! With Real Whipped Cream! ... Today Only.. $1!"
... and in she goes.
... ...
Without Thready, of course.
... ...
Mine.
I have cookies now, could care 'les's'..
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... ...
Lulled into a false sense of security about Thready, Mary lets down her guard.. and doesn't even give the sign outside a paint shop a second thought..
"Ice Cream Sundaes! With Real Whipped Cream! ... Today Only.. $1!"
... and in she goes.
... ...
Without Thready, of course.
... ...
Mine.
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Correctly, she goes in without the thready, cause she sold it to me for just $1 to get that icecream.....methinks Les that you have the menu in hands of all the different icecreams they sell!!
Mine...again :oP
*walks away with a caramel icecream in her hands and the thready*
Mine...again :oP
*walks away with a caramel icecream in her hands and the thready*
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Carpe Diem!
And just how did you get that caramel ice cream, Twinkel?
Police! Thief! Get'er!
... ...
Mine.
Police! Thief! Get'er!
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Mine.
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Les has a loss of memory or is getting old and can't remember that he bought an caramel icecream for me as a thank you cause I take so good care of the thready....
After explain it to the police they go after Les, he didn't pay for the icecream that he 'bought' for me....sheesh!!
Will not take long before I will have the thready back again
:oP
After explain it to the police they go after Les, he didn't pay for the icecream that he 'bought' for me....sheesh!!
Will not take long before I will have the thready back again
:oP
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Carpe Diem!
In the meantime Police Chief Hannah Joy has to take the thread for safekeeping again.
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"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light". And there was still nothing but you could see it." -- Groucho Marx
*rolls over floor from laughing*
Police Chief Hannah Joy.....
Liar Liar is that-------> away, Hannah......
:oP
But when you go, leave thready here by me for safekeeping ;oP
MINE...all...MINE!!!
Police Chief Hannah Joy.....
Liar Liar is that-------> away, Hannah......
:oP
But when you go, leave thready here by me for safekeeping ;oP
MINE...all...MINE!!!
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Carpe Diem!
I licked Twinkel's ice cream before I gave it to her.
Shhhhh.. don't say anything..
Fortunately, due to my Canucklehead ties.. I take the entire Police Department to Tim Hortons for coffee and donuts. And all is forgiven.
In fact, they loaned me a police cruiser..
(*starts up siren and flashing lights*)
(*startled, Twinkel freezes and drops Thready*)
... ...
Ohhh, yes.. mine.
Shhhhh.. don't say anything..
Fortunately, due to my Canucklehead ties.. I take the entire Police Department to Tim Hortons for coffee and donuts. And all is forgiven.
In fact, they loaned me a police cruiser..
(*starts up siren and flashing lights*)
(*startled, Twinkel freezes and drops Thready*)
... ...
Ohhh, yes.. mine.
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....I licked Twinkel's ice cream before I gave it to her......
Pfft...and you thought it would scare me off to eat that icecream....DON'T THINKS SO!!!!!!!
A police cruiser as a wind-up toy you mean....so go play somewhere else!!
tsk..tsk..tsk
And while Les is banned to the garden I will take care of the thready, cause he forgot all about it when he saw that police wind-up toy.
:oP
Pfft...and you thought it would scare me off to eat that icecream....DON'T THINKS SO!!!!!!!
A police cruiser as a wind-up toy you mean....so go play somewhere else!!
tsk..tsk..tsk
And while Les is banned to the garden I will take care of the thready, cause he forgot all about it when he saw that police wind-up toy.
:oP
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Carpe Diem!
Ooooh, yeah?
Don't you point that Mister Cannon at me, Missy!
(*starts in on making mud pies in garden*)
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(*after a short while, strolls through Twinkel's kitchen..*)
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And while Twinkel is busy cleaning up the mess I made of her kitchen floor tracking in allllll.. that mud ... I shall take Thready out for a stroll on the beach for some fresh air.
(*grabs Twinkel's camera on the way out*)
Sun's going down, looks nice.
C'mon Thready.. let's go take some pictures!
:oP
Don't you point that Mister Cannon at me, Missy!
(*starts in on making mud pies in garden*)
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(*after a short while, strolls through Twinkel's kitchen..*)
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And while Twinkel is busy cleaning up the mess I made of her kitchen floor tracking in allllll.. that mud ... I shall take Thready out for a stroll on the beach for some fresh air.
(*grabs Twinkel's camera on the way out*)
Sun's going down, looks nice.
C'mon Thready.. let's go take some pictures!
:oP
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....And while Twinkel is busy cleaning up the mess I made of her kitchen floor tracking in allllll.. that mud......
*what's he thinking, that I'm his slave..'K*
Don't think so, Misterrr...here's a bucket and a mop, so you can clean up your own mess.
Grabs camera and thready and is off to see the sunset!
:oP
*what's he thinking, that I'm his slave..'K*
Don't think so, Misterrr...here's a bucket and a mop, so you can clean up your own mess.
Grabs camera and thready and is off to see the sunset!
:oP
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Carpe Diem!
And.. those weren't only mud pies I was making out in the garden..
(*looks down at the real Thready in his hand*)
Hey, I am an 'artist' after all.
And while Twinkel is out for her walk along the beach with the 'mud pie Thready'.. and being so close to.. ahem ... water, I am sure she will discover that the mess in her kitchen isn't the only one either.
... ...
(*leaves behind a 20 euro note to cover the dry cleaning cost of Twinkel's coat*)
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Mine.
(*looks down at the real Thready in his hand*)
Hey, I am an 'artist' after all.
And while Twinkel is out for her walk along the beach with the 'mud pie Thready'.. and being so close to.. ahem ... water, I am sure she will discover that the mess in her kitchen isn't the only one either.
... ...
(*leaves behind a 20 euro note to cover the dry cleaning cost of Twinkel's coat*)
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Mine.
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You owe me more than 20 euro's, mister....yes, dry cleaning is very expensive!
But...will not mention it again if you give me the real thready...
there's a dear, good boy.
Here have a cookie.....catch!!
:oP
Mine.
But...will not mention it again if you give me the real thready...
there's a dear, good boy.
Here have a cookie.....catch!!
:oP
Mine.
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Carpe Diem!
*silence fell upon the... is it a battlefield? I don't quite get the spatial component of this thread. I mean, where are we? Is there even a setting? Is the setting simply the internet, or the offtopic forum, or indeed thready itself? I have so many questions.
Well wherever we are, you can be sure that silence bloody well befell it*
*A lone man stands atop a mountain that for arguments sake stands well above all of you, but still low enough to the ground for you to actually see that I, or a silhouette of myself, stand atop it. It would be pointless if I stood atop a mountain whose summit resided well above your field of vision. Let’s just call it a mount, or maybe a rather large-ish hill of sorts. Also you're all gathered underneath, you know, for dramatic effect and such.*
*A sash is draped across his chest, the words “The Infamous Tommy” tattered from years of hardship, surviving the wilderness of the internet. It has been, I think maybe a year? Yeah, I'm gonna go with a year... since his virtual feet stood upon this virtual battlefield. Speaking of which, do I even need feet? We create this universe, so whatever, I'm some sort of floating head creature now with a singular arm and web deployment device now.*
Point is the thread is mine...
Ok bye
Well wherever we are, you can be sure that silence bloody well befell it*
*A lone man stands atop a mountain that for arguments sake stands well above all of you, but still low enough to the ground for you to actually see that I, or a silhouette of myself, stand atop it. It would be pointless if I stood atop a mountain whose summit resided well above your field of vision. Let’s just call it a mount, or maybe a rather large-ish hill of sorts. Also you're all gathered underneath, you know, for dramatic effect and such.*
*A sash is draped across his chest, the words “The Infamous Tommy” tattered from years of hardship, surviving the wilderness of the internet. It has been, I think maybe a year? Yeah, I'm gonna go with a year... since his virtual feet stood upon this virtual battlefield. Speaking of which, do I even need feet? We create this universe, so whatever, I'm some sort of floating head creature now with a singular arm and web deployment device now.*
Point is the thread is mine...
Ok bye
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"The universe is made of mostly Hydrogen and ignorance" ~ John Dobson
*pours the semi-shapeless Tommy into a mason jar... seals the lid*
That was easy..! ;-)
Mine.
That was easy..! ;-)
Mine.
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(*notes appearance of the The Infamous Tommy on thread*)
This calls for.. an epic retort..
(*clicks on "Next Chapter" for the DVD..*)
(*settles in, gets comfy to enjoy and listen to the director babble on*)
... ...
(*eats some Cheetos*)
... ...
(*wipes hands on Thready sitting next to him on couch*)
... ...
Oooooh, yes. Mine.
Cheese flavoured, coloured dust and all.
This calls for.. an epic retort..
(*clicks on "Next Chapter" for the DVD..*)
(*settles in, gets comfy to enjoy and listen to the director babble on*)
... ...
(*eats some Cheetos*)
... ...
(*wipes hands on Thready sitting next to him on couch*)
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Oooooh, yes. Mine.
Cheese flavoured, coloured dust and all.
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Oh Les, that's just the kitchen towel who is 'sitting' next to you, I have to admit it looks a tiny bit as the thready, but nope.
*takes Cheetos with her, while leaving the room*
So MINE again!!
*takes Cheetos with her, while leaving the room*
So MINE again!!
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Carpe Diem!
Twinkel is banned for wiping her Cheetos dust laden fingers on the couch cushions.
And for that?
Mine.
... ...
Hmmm.. needs a wash..
(*tosses Thready into clothes washer, sets Wash Cycle to 'Delicate'..*)
And for that?
Mine.
... ...
Hmmm.. needs a wash..
(*tosses Thready into clothes washer, sets Wash Cycle to 'Delicate'..*)
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*Thread gives up the ghost and disintegrates*
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"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light". And there was still nothing but you could see it." -- Groucho Marx
(*attends seance ... fortune teller gazes into crystal ball, then, leans across table and says..*)
"Still.. yours."
"Still.. yours."
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But as always crystal balls dont always tell the truth'...
which means....
Thread is mine..mine...mine!!
which means....
Thread is mine..mine...mine!!
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Carpe Diem!
(*attends seance ... fortune teller gazes into crystal ball, then, leans across table and says..*)
"It's beside the fudge in the upper cupboard."
(*plots plan to enter Twinkel's domicile and abscond with Thready*)
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(*lightbulb goes off above his head*)
(*goes next door of the fortune teller, and puts down a deposit on the proprietor's "Time Travel Transport Device"*)
Surprisingly, or not.. he was pretty much booked up for this weekend.
So..
Soon.. and ... mine, once more.
... ...
This coming Thursday, to be exact.. to take advantage of the mid-week package pricings.
"It's beside the fudge in the upper cupboard."
(*plots plan to enter Twinkel's domicile and abscond with Thready*)
... ...
(*lightbulb goes off above his head*)
(*goes next door of the fortune teller, and puts down a deposit on the proprietor's "Time Travel Transport Device"*)
Surprisingly, or not.. he was pretty much booked up for this weekend.
So..
Soon.. and ... mine, once more.
... ...
This coming Thursday, to be exact.. to take advantage of the mid-week package pricings.
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That's what I said....as always crystal balls dont always tell the truth!
No fudge in the upper cupboard, cause it's eaten before it's get the time to get there...hehe :oD
Means.....
Thread is still mine!!!!!!
No fudge in the upper cupboard, cause it's eaten before it's get the time to get there...hehe :oD
Means.....
Thread is still mine!!!!!!
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Carpe Diem!
(*winds up toy mouse..*)
Fudge?
Ooh, Fudge??
Got get it, Fudge!
(*... let's it go in Twinkel's living room*)
Mine.
Fudge?
Ooh, Fudge??
Got get it, Fudge!
(*... let's it go in Twinkel's living room*)
Mine.
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Don't bother Les...Fudge has living mouses to play with..almost every night...I'm not pleased with it, cause it keeps me out of my beauty sleep, have to catch that mouse to put it out side (alive) or to put it in the trash (dead)
:o\
But that doesn't mean that the thread is automatically yours, because of the toy mouse, on no mister it doesn't work that way!!
Still mine, mine mine.
:oP
:o\
But that doesn't mean that the thread is automatically yours, because of the toy mouse, on no mister it doesn't work that way!!
Still mine, mine mine.
:oP
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Carpe Diem!
This page has been hijacked.
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Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
... and taken into an alternate reality... by me.
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
so what Les actually stole from me was a cookie I stole from him disguised as the Thread...
Still mine!
hehehe
Still mine!
hehehe
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
Actually, I doubt Les is much disturbed by your trick.
In fact, for just the right kind of cookie I too will give the thread back to you ...
In fact, for just the right kind of cookie I too will give the thread back to you ...
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Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
I think Mary is onto something in her post above..
Enough of this posting pomp and circumstance!
... ...
Mine.
Enough of this posting pomp and circumstance!
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Mine.
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Hmmm... perhaps a little too much pomp and not enough circumstance... and circumstances being what they are....
*tosses the whole plateful of cookies in the air*
Catch!
and while Les is very very busy catching as many cookies as possible, Mary steals in to steal said thread.
Mine again!
*tosses the whole plateful of cookies in the air*
Catch!
and while Les is very very busy catching as many cookies as possible, Mary steals in to steal said thread.
Mine again!
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
Yes, yes.. I know.
That was an impressive display of acrobatics to catch allll of the cookies before they fell.
... ...
Hmmmm?
Oh, that move?
The Arabian double front in the laid out position? Or the double twisting double layout?
Had to be done, to save that one errant cookie.
By the way, can I interest you in a White Chocolate Macadamia Fudge Cookie?
... ...
Of course I can.. mine.
That was an impressive display of acrobatics to catch allll of the cookies before they fell.
... ...
Hmmmm?
Oh, that move?
The Arabian double front in the laid out position? Or the double twisting double layout?
Had to be done, to save that one errant cookie.
By the way, can I interest you in a White Chocolate Macadamia Fudge Cookie?
... ...
Of course I can.. mine.
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"Impressive. The Force is strong in this one..."
However, before Les can untwist himself from the double twisting double layout, I leap into the amazing African Antelope triple fudge twist, catching the white chocolate macadamia fudge cookie in my mouth while simultaneously whisking the thread right out from under him, thus reclaiming it...
Mine yet again!
However, before Les can untwist himself from the double twisting double layout, I leap into the amazing African Antelope triple fudge twist, catching the white chocolate macadamia fudge cookie in my mouth while simultaneously whisking the thread right out from under him, thus reclaiming it...
Mine yet again!
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
While Mary and Les dream about fighting over the thread, I've wrapped the thread safely around my wrist and happily made myself a batch of chocolate chip cookies.
Sssshhh, don't wake them - it would be a shame to bring them back to reality, even with chocolate.
Sssshhh, don't wake them - it would be a shame to bring them back to reality, even with chocolate.
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Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
"Yes.. sleep oh lil' one ...", reaches and removes plate of tranquilizer-laced chocolate chip cookies.
Mine.
... ...
... ...
"Onc can't hurt.."
Mine.
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... ...
"Onc can't hurt.."
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Actually "onc" does sound rather painful ...
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Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
who is this Onc and why is he/she painful?
Never mind, I see that Les is sound asleep, curled up with his Pretty Little Pony, and both of them are snoring... soooo sweetly...
I see that the thread is once more mine... hehehe
Never mind, I see that Les is sound asleep, curled up with his Pretty Little Pony, and both of them are snoring... soooo sweetly...
I see that the thread is once more mine... hehehe
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
Comes riding in on Les' Pretty Little Pony & grabs the thread from Mary's purple polka dot backback.
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I LOVE LABS!!!
Cereal magnate extracts a purple polka dot backback from the saddlebag of one Pretty Little Pony as Sheree stops to untangle the leash of an adorable black lab puppy from a fence.
Strange, there were bowls IAMS and fresh water nearby . . .
Strange, there were bowls IAMS and fresh water nearby . . .
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'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives...
Strange indeed... much like the offtopic threads in general and this thread in particular...
While the Cap'n is busy wondering about the strangeness of the food and water being nearby said adorable black lab puppy, I pick up the thread where it fell from a hole in the purple polka-dot backpack... or 'backback' as Sherree would have it... and gallop swiftly away into the gathering dusk on Les's Pretty Little Pony... hehehe
While the Cap'n is busy wondering about the strangeness of the food and water being nearby said adorable black lab puppy, I pick up the thread where it fell from a hole in the purple polka-dot backpack... or 'backback' as Sherree would have it... and gallop swiftly away into the gathering dusk on Les's Pretty Little Pony... hehehe
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
Due to the similarity between the colors of the sunset and Les's Pretty Puce Pony, Mary gets lost in the sunset and loses track of the thread.
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Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
They told me to follow the pretty puce pony but I can't see anything in here... too many colors....
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
(*bumps into Thready while galloping along on his own Pretty Puce Pony..*)
Aha.. good good ol' serendipity.
Gotta luv it.
... ...
Right, almost forgot.. mine.
Aha.. good good ol' serendipity.
Gotta luv it.
... ...
Right, almost forgot.. mine.
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*Dances in to steal the thread, runs off*
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"But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness." - 2 Timothy 2:16 (KJV) <- -> Timothy J. Warren | My homepage|My Gallery| My DeviantArt Gallery| AIM: aviat4ion
don't repeat this but I think this thread has just been hijacked....
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
"Mum's.. the word."
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Heyyyyyy.. wait a sec...
Get Timmy! He's got Thready!
(*turns the patented ACME "Thready Retriever 2013" on, locks onto Tim's location..*)
... ...
(*thinks to self*)
'Hmmmm, did I patch the software for this thing? 'Cause, if I didn't..'
... ...
... ...
Heyyyyyy.. wait a sec...
Get Timmy! He's got Thready!
(*turns the patented ACME "Thready Retriever 2013" on, locks onto Tim's location..*)
... ...
(*thinks to self*)
'Hmmmm, did I patch the software for this thing? 'Cause, if I didn't..'
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"Ok, so I didn't patch it.. will now ..."
Somewhere off in the distance, young Timmy is seemingly yanked onto his butt and relieved of Thready.
... ...
Ooooh yeah, mine.
Somewhere off in the distance, young Timmy is seemingly yanked onto his butt and relieved of Thready.
... ...
Ooooh yeah, mine.
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Thready boy, is that you?!
*Swiftly relieves Les of said thread*
*Swiftly relieves Les of said thread*
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BLAM! And now i'm uploading stuff to DeviantART :P
[notes thread trailing out of Speedy's pocket]
Oh hey, I've been looking for that, thanks!
[uses thread to patch a hole on sweater]
Oh hey, I've been looking for that, thanks!
[uses thread to patch a hole on sweater]
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult...
Uh, uh, no way...I need that thread to darn my sox...*runs off with thread...and come to think of it, it's cold around here, I could use an extra sweater too*
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Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. (Victor Hugo)
(*walks into the thread nekid..*)
Hey.. 'sup, everyone?
... ...
... ...
Of course, I have the thread now.
Just made a lil' bow..
Hey.. 'sup, everyone?
... ...
... ...
Of course, I have the thread now.
Just made a lil' bow..
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You say...N.....nekid.....🤭😳
Give Les a towel to cover up some things 🤪 so the thread is now on the ground and with that
I take the thread and tip toes away.
Give Les a towel to cover up some things 🤪 so the thread is now on the ground and with that
I take the thread and tip toes away.
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Carpe Diem!
Yeah.. about that tippy toeing stuff..
Have to be careful you don't trip.. and then, have the thread land in my hands.
Which it did.
... ...
Mine.
Have to be careful you don't trip.. and then, have the thread land in my hands.
Which it did.
... ...
Mine.
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Oh look, a distraction!
(* Grabs thread *)
(* Grabs thread *)
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(Tim trips over a camera bag and the thread goes flying, landing on Tootles. Tootles plucks it off her sweater, looks puzzled, and drops it in a waste paper basket. She's not seen this thread before, so don't blame her too much).
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(**flash**)
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Mine.. a -gain.
And now yous don't even know why you are here in this thread.
Well.. lemme tells you.. here..
(*hands over grocery shopping list*)
Chop! Chop! And no substitutions!
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Mine.. a -gain.
And now yous don't even know why you are here in this thread.
Well.. lemme tells you.. here..
(*hands over grocery shopping list*)
Chop! Chop! And no substitutions!
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Uh?
(Looks vaguely around, then gazes blankly at list).
Choc Chip Cookies, Strawberry Iced Cookies, Fudge Cookies, Ginger Shortbread Cookies... don't you eat any vegetables?
(Looks vaguely around, then gazes blankly at list).
Choc Chip Cookies, Strawberry Iced Cookies, Fudge Cookies, Ginger Shortbread Cookies... don't you eat any vegetables?
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OK, I'm off to the supermarket. And put that thing back in the trash.
(She pulls the thread from his fingers and dumps it again).
(She pulls the thread from his fingers and dumps it again).
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(* Spawns a new thread *)
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Well thank you very much for this beautiful new thread, pitty for you that you left it behind at the kitchen table.
Mine, mine, and mine :o}}
Mine, mine, and mine :o}}
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Carpe Diem!
(Tootles comes back in with two bags of shopping. Looks confused at Twinkel's words).
If you say so. Have a cookie? Les won't mind. There's fruity flapjack or stem ginger. Oh yes, and Empire.
(Absent-mindedly tidies shiny new thread into drawer).
If you say so. Have a cookie? Les won't mind. There's fruity flapjack or stem ginger. Oh yes, and Empire.
(Absent-mindedly tidies shiny new thread into drawer).
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(Leans over and looks closely).
Is that Twinkel I can see in it? And Tim! Maybe we should give it back to them.
Is that Twinkel I can see in it? And Tim! Maybe we should give it back to them.
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Takes thready from the winch cable and put the newspaper back on it, so Les has something to read even though it is old news and walk away with the thready to a saver place
:o}}
:o}}
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Carpe Diem!
Ohhhh.. Twinkel?
... ...
That'll distract her long enough for me to take thready.
More than long enough, I'd say.. and did.
... ...
Yep.. Mine.
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That'll distract her long enough for me to take thready.
More than long enough, I'd say.. and did.
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Yep.. Mine.
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WoW...yummy stuff.....
But you had the thready long enough now, so hand over the thready and go for a walk, that will do you good good.
Wha ha ha. mine again!
But you had the thready long enough now, so hand over the thready and go for a walk, that will do you good good.
Wha ha ha. mine again!
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Carpe Diem!
(*reads Twinkel's post*)
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(*rereads Twinkel's post*)
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Wellllll.. apparently..
We can make anything up and end up with the thread in hand.
Mine.
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(*rereads Twinkel's post*)
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Wellllll.. apparently..
We can make anything up and end up with the thread in hand.
Mine.
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To hum or abuzz...started doing this a lot more than err? perhaps i should...i can direct a resonance to different parts of my body and helps to assuage pain a bit or maybe it doesn't maybe it's illusory.
Can someone tell me, have i hijacked this thread?
Can someone tell me, have i hijacked this thread?
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My oh My...ofcourse not (what's he thinking)
Thread is still mine, you've all got the newspaper from some days ago..
Shakes head...and has some thinking about man.
Thread is still mine, you've all got the newspaper from some days ago..
Shakes head...and has some thinking about man.
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Carpe Diem!
"Therefore, the game goes like this..... you must reply to the poster before, addressing their post, while pulling the thread as far off-topic as you can from the previous post."
Going to return to the roots of this discussion thread in responding to Twinkel's think on men post.
Clearly.. not much to think about.
Men, that is.
We are simple creatures.. motivated by the possibility that someone will make us a sandwich, set it down by us as we watch some TV along with a cold beverage.
See?
Simple, really.
A sandwich.. a cold drink ... the thread.
Simple.. and content.
Don't need much..
(*looks Thready over.. makes the executive decision to give it a wash*)
There's fudge fingerprints allllll over it!
Going to return to the roots of this discussion thread in responding to Twinkel's think on men post.
Clearly.. not much to think about.
Men, that is.
We are simple creatures.. motivated by the possibility that someone will make us a sandwich, set it down by us as we watch some TV along with a cold beverage.
See?
Simple, really.
A sandwich.. a cold drink ... the thread.
Simple.. and content.
Don't need much..
(*looks Thready over.. makes the executive decision to give it a wash*)
There's fudge fingerprints allllll over it!
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Men are simply creatures.......so true, if no one (<- read women) put food in them, they will not survive!
There for start learning to cook, instead of taking the thready away from me :'o/
I will taste the cooking stuff you make, just to see if your doing fine about that :o}
Looks at the clean thready that shines all over after the cleaning.....
Pretty....pretty....pretty thready, (hugs it).....mine....mine....mine.
Whahahahahaha
There for start learning to cook, instead of taking the thready away from me :'o/
I will taste the cooking stuff you make, just to see if your doing fine about that :o}
Looks at the clean thready that shines all over after the cleaning.....
Pretty....pretty....pretty thready, (hugs it).....mine....mine....mine.
Whahahahahaha
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Carpe Diem!
Ok, Twinkel.. have a taste..
(*holds out spoon of stuff*)
Not bad, eh?
Oh, sure.. help yourself to some more. Lots there.
(*drums fingers patiently..*)
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Holy moley.. Twinkel's cutting logs now.
And.. mine.
(*holds out spoon of stuff*)
Not bad, eh?
Oh, sure.. help yourself to some more. Lots there.
(*drums fingers patiently..*)
... ...
Holy moley.. Twinkel's cutting logs now.
And.. mine.
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Hey i did steal the thread apparently. buzz buzz buzz.
It's that easy.I was going to tell everyone i was listening to some sort of jazz on another thread about music but i have decided to post it here instead. I'm thread jazzin. ah 1234..buzznhum...buzznhum.
It's that easy.I was going to tell everyone i was listening to some sort of jazz on another thread about music but i have decided to post it here instead. I'm thread jazzin. ah 1234..buzznhum...buzznhum.
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(*promotes himself to the rank of "General of All Earthly Souls".. holds a fancy parade, has some refreshments available and cake, of course*)
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"Mine.. and that's an order, Captain."
(*takes and pins thready on his chest with all his other fake medals*)
"What are those on the arms of my jacket? Those are merit badges."
"That one..
(*points*)
... is the "Alternative TP Merit Badge".
And believe me.. I *earned* that one.
Turned out to be poison ivy..
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"Mine.. and that's an order, Captain."
(*takes and pins thready on his chest with all his other fake medals*)
"What are those on the arms of my jacket? Those are merit badges."
"That one..
(*points*)
... is the "Alternative TP Merit Badge".
And believe me.. I *earned* that one.
Turned out to be poison ivy..
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Takes a closer look to the "earned" badges....nice, very nice
and of I go with the thready ofcourse, he didn't even noticed that I took a way.
*laughs*
and of I go with the thready ofcourse, he didn't even noticed that I took a way.
*laughs*
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Carpe Diem!
Hope Twinkel enjoys her.. ahem.. thready.
... ...
I think it's time for an eye-glass prescription change for Twinkel.. she grabbed one of my badges instead in her haste and improperly corrected vision.
Still.. mine.
Like.. always.
(*looks as smug as humanly possible*)
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I think it's time for an eye-glass prescription change for Twinkel.. she grabbed one of my badges instead in her haste and improperly corrected vision.
Still.. mine.
Like.. always.
(*looks as smug as humanly possible*)
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Whahaha...LOL...
I don't need that badge, luckely, so here you can have it back, in exchange
for the thready.
Mine again.
I don't need that badge, luckely, so here you can have it back, in exchange
for the thready.
Mine again.
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Carpe Diem!
A beautiful Indian summer is on his way, so I will take care of the thready, while you can enjoy the weather!
Graps thready and goes out into the sun, to enjoy the weather also ;o)
Graps thready and goes out into the sun, to enjoy the weather also ;o)
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Carpe Diem!
Oh, dear.. seems as though the weather took a turn for the worse.
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Can't trust anyone these days.. leaving your stuff hanging around on the beach.
I'll just hold onto the thread while Twinkel swims back to shore..
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Can't trust anyone these days.. leaving your stuff hanging around on the beach.
I'll just hold onto the thread while Twinkel swims back to shore..
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Oops... Purmusic has been knocked over by somebody's inflated floating bed which was blowing around. I'll just take this thread back to the hotel, out of the wind.
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Works for me.. ima have a nap before getting back to acquiring the thready.
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And in the lull..
(*sneaks back into hotel onto Tootle's floor.. pulls fire alarm.. waits..*)
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Mine.
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And in the lull..
(*sneaks back into hotel onto Tootle's floor.. pulls fire alarm.. waits..*)
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Mine.
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Good good thing I was wearing my *Mankini, then!
And while the ladies are totally (and understandably) distracted (disturbed?)... mine.
(*My red Speedo shrunk in the wash and posed a severe health risk to.. erhm.. my health.)
And while the ladies are totally (and understandably) distracted (disturbed?)... mine.
(*My red Speedo shrunk in the wash and posed a severe health risk to.. erhm.. my health.)
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When the wily Purmusic closed his eyes and fell asleep on the sun lounge, Tootles sidled out, pulled at the thread till it came loose, and sneaked away.
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Harumph!
Foiled by my need to sleep!
Never again!
(*stands up to get to work on eyelid stickers.. Mankini falls off*)
'Oh oh.. ... wait..'
(*checks*)
'Hah! Wrong thread! Still mine!'
Foiled by my need to sleep!
Never again!
(*stands up to get to work on eyelid stickers.. Mankini falls off*)
'Oh oh.. ... wait..'
(*checks*)
'Hah! Wrong thread! Still mine!'
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OMG...be carfu.....to late...
Les slips out and lands on his butt
Thready flies into the air and right into my hands
I walk away sillently...mine again
Les slips out and lands on his butt
Thready flies into the air and right into my hands
I walk away sillently...mine again
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Carpe Diem!
Therefore, the game goes like this..... you must reply to the poster before, addressing their post, while pulling the thread as far off-topic as you can from the previous post.
example: somebody responds to this post agreeing that people veer left and right across the board, bad drivers all of them! and don't you ever wonder why u get a road test once & then a license for life? I mean, I love granny, but she's shrunk a bit, and can't see over the dashboard anymore.
edit: due to numerous hijacks… the game has changed… steal the thread any way you can! (or follow the original rules… your choice 8•P)